How am i going to tackle this maid?

[huatAr]

Dear all sams bro,

Need some advise from you. This morning when i on my way to carpark, suddenly i heard a voice from behind, "Sir, Sir". I turn around, suddenly i saw 2 big basketball bouncing towards me.:eek: Wow, a maid with such a big boobs (around 34C). she ask me, " Sir, can u help me to change my hp language to malaysia? i can't send sms." So i agree and change the hp language for her, after i change her language, i lower down my hand to show her whether is it correct (P.S. she's a head shorter then me) suddenly i feel something soft on my hand, :eek::eek::eek: OMG!!! I accidently touch her boobs while showing her her hp but she doesn't have any reaction on it. So after that she just say thank you and walk off. Any bro can advise how am i going to sian her and bonk her?

(P.S. I'm a newbie, but if i success bonking her, will write FR)

[sammyboyfor]

Dear all sams bro,

Need some advise from you.

Should be "Need some ADVICE from you.".

"Advise" is a verb.

[jizzmo]

They expect monies in return not once but many times lor. Because she is your CAI mah... she may be your sex slave but you're also her ATM in return. When you're sick of her liao.. I dont think you can get away easily... because you're her ATM leh. I think you also see many people kena jail and cane for having sex with maid liao.

At least you play with PRC etc also shiok mah... wah lau, mess with maid too many implications. Somemore you met her at carpark.. wahh, later you want to ditch her, she goto your house and make a scene you lose face siah. Better dont play with fire.

[XboxSG]

Give it a try if you think it's worth it and share with us here your flings

[pewpew]

Just remember to book a hotel to bonk if you success, seriously, i don't want to find you in my maid's room while i m working :eek:

[DTCEPL]

Just remember to book a hotel to bonk if you success, seriously, i don't want to find you in my maid's room while i m working :eek:

Bro Pewpew really got a sense of humour:D

But it is always a great challenge to Bonk the maid on the Sir's master bed with air-con switched on and then take a yuan yang shower together in the wash room, using the Mum's towel......WHAHAHAHA

Kidding lah.

[huanggua]

Hi bro huatAr,

When she pass the mobile to u she may b expecting u to key yr contact or call yrself to get her contact. Anyway the next time u see her u should ask bout her phone and if she pass it to u, u just do the necessary. Go 4 it bro. N when u are done pass it on!

[I am BOSS]

Dear all sams bro,

Need some advise from you. This morning when i on my way to carpark,



Bro,same time, same location. If you able to see her again in the next few days or maybe even tomorrow , chances is 90% she is awaiting you to upz her.

All the best and remember to let us know the outcome. Best is you prepare a camera phone, take some picture.

[Leeson]

Should be "Need some ADVICE from you.".

"Advise" is a verb.

boss, you have some script to inform you whenever someone types advise huh? :D

[huatAr]

:eek: Sorry for the typo error.:D Tomorrow i'll go back to the same location & time to see whether is she there. If i success bonking her... :D:D

[SammyHulk]

Well. ter's a dummy guide for maid-hunting (http://www.sammyboyforum.com/adult-discussions-about-sex/97421-dummys-guide-maid-hunting.html) in tis section u noe....;):D

[joew2005]

is she staying in yr home??
if so, i would suggest u don't eat & shit @ the same place.

[ShiokWriter]

Since we are on the maid topic. I would like to share with bros here on what happened this afternoon with my maid and me.

I stay with my parent and my dad get my mom a domestic helper to take care of the daily house chores so my mom can play mahjong whole day long. My mom is very particular about looks, that's why she choose to hire a young 18 years old Chinese Indonesian as our domestic helper, named Tik.

A short description of Tik, she is around 1.5m tall, fair skin and surprisingly good complexion with very sharp face features. To cut it short she is quite pretty in my opinion. Oh yes, forget to mention the key measuring factor widely use in this forum for a female, her cup size is around 32B. Not really big but firm and prominent when she wear a white t shirt.

To be frank, I have never fantasy anything about Tik because I have enough girlfriends to keep me busy. Until that day - I decided to take a day off from work to catch up my sleep. It was probably 2pm in the afternoon, I am still in my warm blanket and refused to crawl out of my bed. Then I heard a gentle knock on my room door and the door opened gently. At the doorway, I saw Tik in her signature white loose t-shirt and short with her hair tied-up. She asked for my permission to clean up the room, I nodded and asked her to mop the floor first instead. I was too lazy to get out of the bed so I was still laying on the bed while she mopped the floor. When she reached my bedside, she used a piece of cloth to reach under my bed instead. She bend down in front of me to reach to wipe under my bed. At my eye level, I was able to help myself to a full view of her cleavage. She was wearing a black bra and I could clearly see the green veins running from her neck down into her bra. Her breasts are so firm that her cleavage is clearly defined. Instead of looking away, I stared really hard at her breast and trying hard to peek at her nipples. I bet my last dollars that her nipples must be rosy pink which go hand in hand with her fair skin. Suddenly, I realized Tik was looking at me and both her hand were at her t-shirt collar. I was caught red handed by Tik that I was staring at her breast. I pulled my blanket covered my head and only then I realized I had a hard on. Only when Tik was out of my room then I got out of my bed and brushed my teeth. Since that day, I started to appreciate Tik's body. I have sized every chances to peek at her down blouse and hoping there is an opportunity to see her naked. My wish was fulfilled on a weekend afternoon. I was back playing football and my bladder was going to explode. i just barged into the toliet without knowing Tik was in the toilet bathing. As she was alone at home, she did not lock the toilet door. I had a full view of her naked body. And my guess was correct, her nipples were pinkish. Even with her shouting at me, my eye were glued to her breasts and the little black patch between her slim pair of legs. I could feel that my prick is struggling to jump out of my pants and my face was glowing red! I "woke" up when Tik shouted at me. I apologized and stormed out of the toilet. I ran into my room and closed the door with Tik sexy naked body imprint on my brain. It was a difficult afternoon for me, with a hard cock and swollen bladder !!!

So back to what happened this afternoon .. oops sorry need to stop writing for a while and will continue later. Tik is calling me now and she needs help ..... :D


PS: I am not new here, just log in using another nick because to protect myself and Tik. Some Bros know me personally by my old nick.

[77guy]

Should be "Need some ADVICE from you.".

"Advise" is a verb.

Long time din c boss correct ppl english liao...sum time i wonder if boss teach english during spare time...haha. Juz a joke, hope wont kana zap.

[alvin36]

They expect monies in return not once but many times lor. Because she is your CAI mah... she may be your sex slave but you're also her ATM in return. When you're sick of her liao.. I dont think you can get away easily... because you're her ATM leh. I think you also see many people kena jail and cane for having sex with maid liao.

At least you play with PRC etc also shiok mah... wah lau, mess with maid too many implications. Somemore you met her at carpark.. wahh, later you want to ditch her, she goto your house and make a scene you lose face siah. Better dont play with fire.


hello TS, i totally agree with Bro jizzmo. it is not worth the risk to have an affair with maid. if it turn sour, she will accuse you of molest or rape. There are many cases in papers liao. Personally i do not believe the guy rape/molest the maid, most probably is when the affair turn sour, the maid will start to accuse the guy liao.

really not worth the risk, will ruin your family, and if something bad happen in future, your name will appear in newspaper.

in fact, for me, Number One rule when selecting a maid : not to get one that is sexy, or young, or pretty. i will not even consider a maid if she has abit of sex appeal. too risky for me :D

i suggest you get a FL, pay up and bonk. if you like maids, you can try to get from orchard tower, during weekend afternoon, alot of maid dancing there. just buy drinks for them, make some friends, soon you will be able to bonk liao :D

[Harcourt]

Should be "Need some ADVICE from you.".

"Advise" is a verb.

Haha....

How many times must Sammyboy step in to correct grammar?

People still get it wrong.

[Bangster]

....As she was alone at home, she did not lock the toilet door. I had a full view of her naked body. And my guess was correct, her nipples were pinkish.

Wah sure or not...I pressumed toilet door is closed lah..but you still barged in meh? Or you already got some designs up your sleeve when you knew no one except her was at home..?

Brudder...u r living on the edge man...be careful. Want to play at home, better beware of the nasty outcomes if shit hits the fan. Or you can use cash to silence her or coerced her into doing dirty deeds with you, ie if she is the easy kind when money is introduced..

[Quinsy]

Well. ter's a dummy guide for maid-hunting (http://www.sammyboyforum.com/adult-discussions-about-sex/97421-dummys-guide-maid-hunting.html) in tis section u noe....;):D

lol, yarh, nxt time check tis out b4 askin =], long long i wirte u knoe. Hehe.

[Frankiestine]

. oops sorry need to stop writing for a while and will continue later. Tik is calling me now and she needs help ..... :D

wah lau lidat mana shiok man...write half way and cabut away....bet you must be happily bonking your maid by now...:p:p

[SammyHulk]

Haha....

How many times must Sammyboy step in to correct grammar?

People still get it wrong.

Always has been, always will be.....;)

[ShiokWriter]

I'm back... let's continue my encounter with Tik.

After seeing Tik total naked body, I have constantly thinking how to bonk her. Knowing that it is stupid to eat and shit in your own yard, but my cock still rule over my head.

One afternoon, I was home early as I just finished a
meeting at my client place which was near to my home. When I walked past the study room, I heard some noises coming out from her. Out of curiosity, I opened the door of the study room slowly, trying to find out what noise was that. I just could not believe what I saw in the room. Tik was only wearing a white t-shirt without anything below, with her legs widely spread. And between her legs, my sister's puppy dog was licking her cunt. She was so enjoyed and she did not even notice I was staring at her. I took out my handphone and start filming this scene for around 20 seconds. Then she saw me standing at the door with my handphone filming. She got panic and quickly ran out of the room with her pantie and short in her hands. She ran straight into the toilet and locked herself inside. As all this happened so quickly, I really did not know how to react. I was having a hard on and feeling really horny by then.

I knocked at the toilet door and ask Tik to open the door. After a few minutes of knocking, Tik opened the toilet door with her head looking down. There was a complete silence till I made the initiative by telling her I would keep this a secret.
Tik then lifted up her head and with her teary eyes...

Tik : Sir, I am sorry... can you.. can you..please not tell madam".. also did you film me just now... can you please also cut away..........I will not do it again"

I : ok, I will not tell madam but I will keep the video....i will not show to anybody, only for me to watch

Tik: No lah.....please cut away ...pleaseeee....

I: I can delete off... (get bold and decided to blackmail Tik) but you must show me your naked body whenever I want to for 1 month. I will delete off after one month.

Tik: Sir...cannot...cannot ...madam know... will kill me....please ...please..

I : I show madam..madam kill you immediately.. ok .. ok
2 weeks.. I ask you do what you do..ok....2 weeks..

Tik ( sob..sob..) : Wat you want me to do... I can clean and mop your room everyday .....please cut lah...


I : 2 weeks.. ok ..

Tik : ok.. sir.....

I : ok.. let start now.... you come to my room..

Tik followed me into my room. I closed the door once we got into my room and I could tell that she look stun when I closed the door.

I (sitting on my bed, while Tik standing in front of me): Ok Tik...I want you to take off your t-shirt .

Tik : huh...cannot lah sir...

I: ok lor.. I send the video to madam now..

Tik : no no...please...madam kill me... ok ok..wait..

Tik slowly pulled the t-shirt over her head ....revealing her black bra cupping her firm B cup breast.

I : ok... now take off your short ...

Tik : just short ok... (she roll her short all the way down to her foot.. showing me her white cotton pantie... I could see a black patch behind her thin white cotton pantie)

My cock was super hard now and I was horny to the MAX..

I : take off everything...

Tik: cannot sir...cannot....

I: take off now ... (waving my handphone at her)

Tik reluctantly turn over with her back facing me.. she unbuckle her bra ...

I : turn over leh...

Tik turned over but her hand was crossed and covered both of the breast...

I : pantie.. please and don't turn...

Tik roll her pantie off....she is now total naked standing in front of me. She got a super figure and fair skin... her breasts were firm and the pinkish nipples were killing me... her bottom was bushy but neat in a way ...

Really cannot take it any more.......

....to be continued..

[pokeman71]

I am not going to go into full detail.

As I have bonk or bbbj by about 10maids for the past 8yrs, i found out one thing, these maids will pass your nos around there maid circle.

Last week one of the nite, I received a sms from a unknown nos saying want to be my friend. So i exchange few sms with her. After my wife slept, I called her and just within few minutes we start having phone sex.

We have another round of phone sex 2days later. Wednesday, I met her at yishun near her working place. At the MSCP, she give me a good bbbj and i fingered her till she squirted.

After we clean up and drop her, I went home liao. Later received a sms say that she was waiting for me to give her top up money. I sms her that will give her next time.

Moral of the story is,

- dun change your hp nos, they might pass your nos around
- work hard to establish your net work, than in future your maids will pass around your nos
- some maid are good looking, but not so good one also ok, because they are easy to satifiy(just top up only, mostly)

For this new maid that i met, she is actually quite good looking and easily arouse and very very wet type of gal.

[falcon549]

pls continue.:)

[blackburn_rover]

I'm back... let's continue my encounter with Tik.

..... Tik was only wearing a white t-shirt without anything below, with her legs widely spread. And between her legs, my sister's puppy dog was licking her cunt. She was so enjoyed and she did not even notice I was staring at her. ...

Wah, power, dog licking her cunt? Real boh? This is a good story, I really hope its for real...I dun want to be jerking off to some fantasy of yours...;)

[dbidbi]

Wah, power, dog licking her cunt? Real boh? This is a good story, I really hope its for real...I dun want to be jerking off to some fantasy of yours...;)

Ya loh, bro ShiokWriter do continue with your story and better tell us you asked Tik to wash her cunt before you did her. :D

[LostALau]

Hi bro huatAr,

When she pass the mobile to u she may b expecting u to key yr contact or call yrself to get her contact. Anyway the next time u see her u should ask bout her phone and if she pass it to u, u just do the necessary. Go 4 it bro. N when u are done pass it on!

Wah! Bro I must salute u man. Other ppl fast hand fast leg but u fast head fast brain. Wonderful bridge. Must store it in my bag for emergency.