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uber123
06-02-2009, 05:40 PM
Just want to get some feedback from guys here regarding your testicle size. recently my new gf commented that my balls are the smallest of all her previous boyfriends. she also said one of her ex's balls are almost double my size. This is making me somewhat insecure and wondering what is a normal ball size for singaporean guys.
My testicle is slightly over 3cm in length. I also found a testicle size chart online and i am somewhere in between size 10 and 14, which according to the chart is for boys at puberty stage. i am already in my twenties and of average build, my erect dick is about 10.5cm.
please don't tell me that size doesn't matter and its the skills that matter. I just need some feedback on what is a normal ballsize, before i really start worrying about asking the doctor for help.
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Frankiestine
06-02-2009, 07:22 PM
aiyah dun read too much into the chart lah...it is probably meant for ang mo...of cos ang mo they all lam pah tua liap mah...
monster also dun have a bazooka size dick...so instead of big a rottweiler in bed...i compensate for it by being a little pit bull terrrier....arrrff arrrff grrrrrr....:D:D:D
Grim lock
06-02-2009, 08:49 PM
TS, just visit the doctor and you will know the answer instantly.
hotsoup16
06-02-2009, 10:43 PM
Most imptly, it can stand straight and hard. why so concern?
havana
06-02-2009, 11:05 PM
Why worry? If u tell your new gf her pussy is the biggest of all your gf....see what she say:rolleyes:
angrybigpenis
06-02-2009, 11:25 PM
Relax, lah brudder! Which is more powerful and faster - SAF Man truck with 200 ltr tank or Porsche 911 with 60 ltr fuel tank?
I really have to ask, what lampah question is this?
If you want bigger balls, eat 2 overnight hard boiled eggs for 3 months and see how much the lampahs will swell then. ;)
I think there are bigger issues here if your girlfriend is comparing balls of past bf and you.
Oralcraz
07-02-2009, 03:31 PM
Hi TS,
Do u know why yr gf is with u now? Bcos if yr balls size is 3cm+ and her ex is almost double yr size, 6cm:eek:, this means the ex is abnormal.....Ji Ji tua lump pah!
I think yrs is OK cos quite balance with yr penis size. My ball size is about 3.5cm and my bro when erected is about 13.5cm (measured with ruler). I don't hv any problem. Don't feel insecure. Take care of her pussy well and I'm sure she will not be bothered about yr lump pah.
LostALau
07-02-2009, 04:57 PM
Just want to get some feedback from guys here regarding your testicle size. recently my new gf commented that my balls are the smallest of all her previous boyfriends. she also said one of her ex's balls are almost double my size. This is making me somewhat insecure and wondering what is a normal ball size for singaporean guys.
My testicle is slightly over 3cm in length. I also found a testicle size chart online and i am somewhere in between size 10 and 14, which according to the chart is for boys at puberty stage. i am already in my twenties and of average build, my erect dick is about 10.5cm.
please don't tell me that size doesn't matter and its the skills that matter. I just need some feedback on what is a normal ballsize, before i really start worrying about asking the doctor for help.
I have ever seen a vagabond sleeping at a bus stop wearing shorts and exposing his lam pah which is as big as a pamelo. You like to have one this size?
verytimid
07-02-2009, 05:09 PM
eh.. seriously speaking, tat lam pah too big liao in the chart...
i just went to measured mine, the ball is around 3.8-4.2 (not round shape!)
and my didi when fully erected, from base to tip is 15 cm
if the ball were to be that big as seen in the chart... i would look like a small gun with big gun bag :( yucks, disgusting
forumer
07-02-2009, 05:28 PM
mine are assymetrical... :o
infinitedubs
07-02-2009, 06:03 PM
So sizes of balls are the new in-trend now?not dicks?lol...:DT.S it rili doesn't matter bt the sizes of ur balls...Dun get too stucked up wif that.Y bother?
The most important thing is the "Glorious" moment on bed.
Satisfaction is the top priority.:D
yohooo
07-02-2009, 06:09 PM
size of the ball probably mean that you can store more lo. if you always expend your rounds :D then it's ok what
you try few weeks dont pcc or sex, see if your balls the same size ma :)
Oralcraz
07-02-2009, 08:07 PM
I have ever seen a vagabond sleeping at a bus stop wearing shorts and exposing his lam pah which is as big as a pamelo. You like to have one this size?
This is super tua lum pah. Wonder how he walks:rolleyes:
icecum
07-02-2009, 08:17 PM
Ball......... is it as same as Girls breast the same? Some got small some got big got any Diff as long it breast will do, maybe some ppl like 'A' some like 'B' some like 'C' so if ur gf like 'D' ball then ask her go and find someone with 'D' Ball lor..... Just Ball only le...... Can stand,can shot,can high,can suck,can lick, what more she want...... Aiyo want 100% where to find...... :p
Gf complain BF ball, BF complain GF Breast......
Girls Jealous other Girls Breast
Mans Jealous Other Man Dick
That Human, U see him play with psp3 u play with psp 2 we bei song, U see him with a chio Girls we also bei song...... What can we do......Take it easy man that life
CherryBoy
07-02-2009, 08:55 PM
My balls r one big one small, but my sex performance r quite ok and no partner complain yet,so i guess i am still not bad.
bangbangben
07-02-2009, 09:33 PM
erm...
those using 24" lcd monitors will be wondering who the fuck in the world have size 25!
like ox testicles!
lam pah abit different leh, if i cold cold and soak water in spa, normally will shrink also leh.
I believe average asian lam pah like size of an average tiger beer coaster and fold half.
Dickie got discuss before liao... 10.5cm maybe u did an error in ur measurement, most asian adults ranges from 12cm to 16cm.
stick a ruler under ur stick and all the way touching ur lam pah till the tip...
Oralcraz
07-02-2009, 10:19 PM
My balls r one big one small, but my sex performance r quite ok and no partner complain yet,so i guess i am still not bad.
Mine also one slightly bigger than the other. When young thought is hernia but Doc told me rubbish! Was told is normal as very seldom men has both testicles exactly the same size. So, no worries at all.
BeCkHaM_
08-02-2009, 12:07 AM
i think ur gf damn insensitive sia ........... knn imagine u tell her that her boobs smallest among of ur gf or cb most loose cfm 3 day 3 nite no finish quarrelling.
suggest u find someone new. better to find one who appriciates and love u than the other way ard.
my 2 cents no offence
angrybigpenis
08-02-2009, 01:00 AM
Slightly larger than 1 inch across in radius.
Gun size 6.1 inch (not including piercing jewellry).
But isn't the gun more important than the gun holster? You can wear a damn big gun holster but it houses a pencil dick of a 0.38, so what?
In fact, when you pull out the gun, makes the robbers laugh until pengsan. :D
uber123
08-02-2009, 07:55 AM
please remember there is a 1-inch scale reference on the testicle size chart, so the size 25 ball doesn't look that big after all.
tazz32_rulez
08-02-2009, 08:32 AM
relax bro.. u seem perfectly normal... :) enjoy !
uber123
08-02-2009, 03:24 PM
i know i should be contented with what i've got and there's no way to change it, but i'm just curious as to whats a normal size for singaporean guys, and whether what my gf say about me being the smallest is true or not. so kindly have a look at the chart and feedback your ballsize. remmeebr to adjust to the 1-inch ruler reference on the chart!
also i've been surfing online for some info and came upon this webpage from china.
BEIJING WEILI NEW CENTURY SCIENCE&TECH DEV.CO.,LTD. (http://www.wei-li.com/english/product/hospital-1-7.php)
The website states that for chinese men, the normal size should be ranging from 15ml to 25ml, which correspond to size 15 to size 25 on the chart. so i guess i AM below average at size 12.
angrybigpenis
08-02-2009, 07:43 PM
i know i should be contented with what i've got and there's no way to change it, but i'm just curious as to whats a normal size for singaporean guys, and whether what my gf say about me being the smallest is true or not.
Where will it end? First compare to Singaporeans, then compare to North Asians and then Ang Mohs....brudder, there are a lot more horse cocks out there with small balls. Similarly, there are lotsa tua lampah with small cocks.
Again, you want tua lampah, go eat 2 overnight hard boiled eggs for 3 months and see your lampah zhing (swollen).
Or better yet, ask your gf to suck for 1 hours everyday, 3 times daily....:p
psp1000
08-02-2009, 07:56 PM
Think it same as girl breast, they are big and small, so that don't really important. No worrie bro..:D
Frankiestine
09-02-2009, 09:06 AM
Think it same as girl breast, they are big and small, so that don't really important. No worrie bro..:D
so the next time a gal complained about your size ask her to look at her own boobs...:p:p
but of cos if she is a C or D cup then better diam diam..:(
Xgenre
09-02-2009, 09:18 AM
Big balls good meh? I've got big balls and I don't like it. Makes your unerected penis looks small. Erected penis is comparable in length to what some bros here type. Cos the penis shrink after sex but the balls remain same size. I don't think the balls will shrink under any circumstances, unlike what a bro here typed. It's the scrotum, the bag containing the balls, that may shrink a bit under cold conditions for example.
I know I got big balls cos I went to juagen. So people like Suki, Rita plus others tell me i got big balls and big scrotum, makes it very hard to juagen cos my pressure point is very deep in and hard to locate. Anyway, what good does having Big Ball do? Not as if you are putting lam pah into her vagina right? Although some ladies do comment I ejaculate much more than a normal guy...
Ask yourself this: Is your gf as pretty, as busty, as tight, as skillful as your ex-gfs? If not, tell her and she will know how her senseless comments hurt the ego. How old are you ah? Gf sounds very young leh. Teenager ah?
LostALau
09-02-2009, 11:45 PM
This is super tua lum pah. Wonder how he walks:rolleyes:
I suppose if he walks, it will be 'kar quay quay' :D
My balls r one big one small, but my sex performance r quite ok and no partner complain yet,so i guess i am still not bad.
Other ppl have 'tua suai bak' but u have 'tua suai lam pah' hahaha.
angrybigpenis
20-02-2009, 08:00 AM
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Nah, penis and scrotum pump. :eek:
Not even sure it really works. But if you are really concerned about your ball games.....
easilyaroused
21-02-2009, 01:36 AM
Pal, dun fret about your balls being small.. like what the others have mentioned, you should be proud that you even have balls.. Some guys doesn't even have a set of 2! by saying tat, of cos i'm not tat guy.. lol..
angrybigpenis
22-02-2009, 12:47 AM
Haa haa haa.
Bruce Lee had only 1 testicle. And he's the man!
84gunner
22-02-2009, 02:02 AM
I really have to ask, what lampah question is this?
If you want bigger balls, eat 2 overnight hard boiled eggs for 3 months and see how much the lampahs will swell then. ;)
those using 24\" lcd monitors will be wondering who the fuck in the world have size 25!
like ox testicles!
Where will it end? First compare to Singaporeans, then compare to North Asians and then Ang Mohs....brudder, there are a lot more horse cocks out there with small balls. Similarly, there are lotsa tua lampah with small cocks.
Again, you want tua lampah, go eat 2 overnight hard boiled eggs for 3 months and see your lampah zhing (swollen).
Or better yet, ask your gf to suck for 1 hours everyday, 3 times daily....
so the next time a gal complained about your size ask her to look at her own boobs...
but of cos if she is a C or D cup then better diam diam..
what good does having Big Ball do? Not as if you are putting lam pah into her vagina right?
hahahahaha.....
When I read the above posts, I just simply puke out laughing & even choked on my cigarette!!! Until my partner thought my \"wires connected wrongly\", ie, ki siao, suddenly laugh until like tat.
I gotta explain 2 her what the postings said, and she oso burst out laughing!!!!! And then she oso asked, got pple so concerned about this thing until like that one meh? She oso said several of those replies quite interesting & creative!!!
bloggert
22-02-2009, 03:33 AM
You can beat these guys, lol:-
rotten dot com - Testicle (http://poetry.rotten.com/testicle/index.html)
http://technorati.com/videos/youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbjEUleEqUvI
Frankiestine
22-02-2009, 10:30 AM
You can beat these guys, lol:-
rotten dot com - Testicle (http://poetry.rotten.com/testicle/index.html)
Video: Freakishly Huge Testicles (http://technorati.com/videos/youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbjEUleEqUvI)
holy shit!!! it really gives a whole new twist to the term "Tua Lam Pah"...:D:D:D
slyer
22-02-2009, 11:02 AM
mine are assymetrical... :o
mine also assymetrical:o. i don't think there wil be someone with symmetrical balls :D
ball size doesn't matter what matters is its ability :D
sonic280
22-02-2009, 06:52 PM
Hey bro. Just relax. As long as every part is working fine and able to bonk girl then okay liao. Don't have to worry about the size yeah. :)
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