PDA

View Full Version : My free sexual encounters with gerls from the internet


ilovebigtits
16-03-2009, 10:30 AM
I have been debating with myself if I should write this but WTF...Who knows who am I talking about...I'll start my story for most recent exprience to the first time I had someone online for supper.

As you can see, I'm trying my best to get Sis Lovetorn's attention on this tread...I dun know if she is attached or something but certainly hope Sis takes no offends...You can feel that I am a turn off but You cannot stop be from being turned on by you! :p LOL....

Alrighty guys! Hang on, Sit tight and Sis Lovetorn...You know I'm right here waiting! :P Wah...sounds so desperate!

P.S. I'm not Ugly maybe just a little disgusting TO YOU...Hahahahahahaha, I care less about impressing people, for all I need is a number to call and bed to prove my worth (Maybe not even a bed).

silverblue
16-03-2009, 10:48 AM
what are you talking about? :confused:

ilovebigtits
16-03-2009, 10:54 AM
:mad: I am also not very sure! LOL....Stay tuned lah!

Cheonging101
16-03-2009, 12:35 PM
Bro TS... what the bird are you talking? :confused:

I see already, head spin... I tot you found some free kangtao and wanted to F you for not sharing with me. :mad:

Now then see you start thread to "fish" sis Lovetorn...

As your fellow bro, I wish you success. :D

As sis Lovetorn's fellow bro, I advise her to keep low profile. :p

ilovebigtits
16-03-2009, 12:47 PM
Say 4mths ago, I was introduced to a social network site by a friend (((((NOT GOING TO PROMOTE THE SITE....SBF IS BY FAR THE BEST LAH!))))) and guess what I found :p Her name is Jamie and this is how we started...

< Story of Jamie and ilovebigtits – Part 1 >

I was scouting around for gerls in the site, spotted plenty of beauties and Jamie was the one that I really wanted to know her as most of her pictures are those let half ball ones coupled with those Kawaii expressions and the killer…and her tongue got studs one! Wah lau eh ah…

How is Jamie like:-
Race: Chinese
Occupation: Unknown
Age: 27
Looks: 7/10 - Big Eyes, looks like Japanese!
Skin: Very very Fair
Figure: Bust-36C-26-33 (Natural coz a bit saggy)

Then I started to PM her and she took like 3 days to reply but better than nothing. It took a couple of PMs to get to her MSN…I’ll skip all the introduction, small talks and Rubbish for you guys to read and hit the PLAY button liao! She called me through msn (her voice sounds really like my Japanese ex-gf and that got me lagi turned on.) – After several hours of chatting on msn…

Jamie: Darling, which of my pictures you like the most?
me: You are asking me a question where both of the answers I give is wrong one…
Jamie: Answer me lah… (Whining)
me: the 15th picture where your are wearing glasses one…
Jamie: Bluff!
me: Really lah!
Jamie: Ehhh….You cannot bluff people one lah…(Whining)
me: Wah kah eh, dun talk like that leh
Jamie: Why…You… hahahahahahha….Erh……I want to talk like that ley (whining)
me: Die loh…What to do?
Jamie: Tell me what you like about me that you saw?
me: Eyes ;p
Jamie: Dun bluff!
me: Lol….Eyes! Eyes! Eyes! Eyes! Eyes! EYEEEEEES!
Jamie: Eee yer…I have so many sexy pictures and all you see are my eyes!
me: Then you want me to say your Tits meh?
Jamie: Yeah lah….Hmmmpf!
Me: “Kay siao switch topic” Baby…Whats yr favorite colour?
Jamie: Red!
me: Wah me too leh…Almost everything on my office table is red. Got Red JBL Creature speakers, Elmo and a lot lah…Hahahahaha
Jamie: I wearing red bra and panty now leh…You want to see?
PIANGZZZZZZZ!
me: Ping….Saw a thumbnail of her red bra with over following breast coming to me! Heart also almost poped out!

>>> Time to work...To be continued!

ilovebigtits
16-03-2009, 12:59 PM
Bro TS... what the bird are you talking? :confused:

I see already, head spin... I tot you found some free kangtao and wanted to F you for not sharing with me. :mad:

Now then see you start thread to "fish" sis Lovetorn...

As your fellow bro, I wish you success. :D

As sis Lovetorn's fellow bro, I advise her to keep low profile. :p

Aiyo...If your head spining you won't know that I'm fishing for your sis and too wanting to share some of my encounters ley. Yeah, I think you better pm her to do so...LOL! WEI...Why you so like that! Hahahaha...Anyway for now I will focus on my encounters.



Having fun is above all lah!
ilovebigtits

justwanadoit
16-03-2009, 02:32 PM
can faster go to piak piak piak or not?

:D:D

handcell
16-03-2009, 02:42 PM
bro... wat a boring story leh.....:(

ilovebigtits
16-03-2009, 03:16 PM
< Story of Jamie and ilovebigtits – Part 2 >

Jamie: you saw the pic?
me: Yeah…and my heart almost stopped!
Jamie: really meh…I tot you gay, no feeling for gerls?
me: what no feeling…Then shared some horny stories and no reply for awhile
me: Oooooi…
Jamie: Yeah?
me: Where you go?
Jamie: Reading your story loh…
me: Wah…so boring meh?
Jamie: no lah…
me: send me a close up picture of you in your panties ley?
Jamie: ok…wait har
me: Ping! Wah!!!! Red panties coming through…Downloaded and open the pic ! WAH PIANGZ!!!! I can see her shaven camel toe and WET!
Jamie: Nice?
me: Ok lah (Act like nothing)
Jamie: What! Ok only?
me: yeah…not like you are showing me your mei mei
Jamie: you sure or not! You got see clearly?
me: Yeah….red lace mah!
Jamie: I think you really gay….no feeling one!
me: I’m not a GAY!
Jamie: Yeah Yeah Yeah…Come to my house lah!
me: Wait your parents kill me ah?
Jamie: Not living with parents!
me: Worst! Married!
Jamie: Living by myself
me : (Keeping Calm) Where you stay? You want dinner?
Jamie: Give you my address and just come now!
me: Wah…ok loh




>>>> The fun is starting now! Why so kan jiong? Relax lah!

skyline2000
16-03-2009, 04:03 PM
faster go piak piak then no fun.
story is interesting.

Criminalz
16-03-2009, 04:16 PM
This has gotta be the weirdest opening every in the whole history of SBF.

WS5498
16-03-2009, 04:22 PM
Bro.
Seem like very seductive ler... !!!!! :p
Camping here to see and read more story.

ilovebigtits
16-03-2009, 04:27 PM
< Story of Jamie and ilovebigtits – Part 3 >

- At her place -

Ting Tong and Door opened >>> A gerl wearing a man’s shirt.

me : Hi 
Jamie: Come in…that’s very fast.
me: My office is near mah…hahaha
Jamie: You want to sit in the living room or my room?
me: here can already lah…You not scared I eat you up ah…
Jamie: Do I look like a man to you? (Still feels that I am a gay)
me: Hell no!
Jamie: Hahahah…lets go to my room.
me: Wah…Your room so neat man!
Jamie: Yeah…I like things to be neat…
me: So you want to play Uno or Monopoly?
Jamie: Wei….
me: What?
Jamie: R u really a gay?
me: NO LAH!
Jamie: Ok…Let me get you a drink
Jamie: Here is a cock (Coke) with ice for you…
me: Wei….how many times you want me to tell you I’m not a gay?
Jamie: You have a gay face mah…
me: Whatever…OK take out your Uno or Monopoly, lets play…
Jamie: Hahahahahha…She slowly unbutton her shirt and said: “How about playing Risk”?
me: (Act cool) Play Risk must take out shirt one meh?
Jamie: Wah….Got reaction hor! (Walking towards me)
me: Wah dun like that ley…
Jamie: Smash and rubbed her 36C on my face and taking my shirt and pants like she wants to rape me…then throw them on the floor.
Jamie: Wah….Red underwear ah and grabbing my joystick
me: Biting her bra and fingering her red panty…
Jamie: You are really not a gay yeah? Ah ah ah…
me: Oh…SHUT UP! - When I was about unbuckle her bra
Jamie: Please Stop! Please….I’m teasing you only!
me: oh….C’mon Dun do this!
Jamie: I’m sorry….I just wana see if you are a gay?
me: What!
Jamie: Sorry loh…Wink
Jamie: Why feeling very hot now ah? (Slutty tone with CFM look). Sorry lah…hmmmm for give me
me: (Harsh Voice) Never play with fire…
Jamie: Sorry lah...Come drink some coke. Baby….Sorry lah…
I stood up and wanting to find my shirt and pants…hahahhahahha
Jamie: Dun be angry lah…drink some coke – (and Spilled all over me)
me: What the Fucx are you trying to do man! Now I’m so freaking hated up and you pour coke on me…
Jamie: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry…I almost trip and fall that is why (took my shirt to clean me dry)
me: Wei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My shirt!
Jamie: (Eyes turned red and said) Why you so fierce…while kneeling down and cleaning me…
me: Fumming…suddenly I heard …sniff sniff, like crying…I raised Jaime’s face and saw teary eyes…
me: Ok ok ok….I’m sorry!
Jaime: I’m sorry…I didn’t expected things to turn out like that…
me: Its ok lah…Can I borrow the shirt that you wore just now to go home?
Jaime: You want to go home? Now? Why so fast?
me: I dun want to be clown and I am so sorry to make you cry…
Jaime: Baby…and started to lick me with my underwear on….
me: Hong Kanx liao….Ahhhhhh, It really feels like Japanese porn as she was looking at me and smiling to me from time to time, grabbing my thighs with some soft moan. Wah lao eh……..
Jaime: Baby…Can I?
me: What you want? (Scared liao…)
Jaime: I want to mum mum…
me: R u sure? Prank me and I’m out of this house…
Jaime: Slowly pulled down my underwear…Wah…Baby how come so Chunky and Veiny one and started kissing and licking…Mmmmm. Baby…You like it? I’m really sorry…
me: Ahhh…ahhhhhh… Orgh…Its ok as long you be nice to me…
Jaime: Suddenly she gave me a quick attack and swallowed the whole chucky into her throat! I can tell you she is really stuffing the whole chunk into her throat.
me: Ahhhhgh!
Jaime: Baby…You like that? While sucking my joystick…she still trying to mumble, Emph…baby…Emph….
Jaime: Stops blowing me and began licking my inner thighs and then to me knees and then to my toes
me: I was pulling my hair liao…
Jaime: (Looking at me while kneeling down w those big round eyes)Baby… you dun like it?
me: Dun stop…
Jaime: Quick Attack again and this time hungry fast up down stroke with crazy slurping and cover her face with saliva and sometimes eating my balls. Emph baby…Cum in my mouth…Give me your cum!
me: Ahhhhhh… ahhhhha….ahhhh ok baby! BABY Come in my fuckingx mouth…Ahmmmm Ahmmmmm…And after 10mins, For the first time in my life I cum in someone’s mouth without masturbating…
Jaime: Was sucking so hard when I cum till its kinda painful…Emm…Baby, More…Ahhm….more! ( Untill I cum till the very last drop) > Kneels down and she was looking at me while playing with my cum in her mouth. While my cum is still in her mouth and a bit leaking out from the corner of her mouth, she said: Baby…Glurp… and She ate my cum with a smile! Nice tasting cum u have and I want more later…

Then she slowly lay me on her bed and we had a little rest….Part 4 of Jamie and I love big tits coming up!

ilovebigtits
16-03-2009, 06:11 PM
< Story of Jamie and ilovebigtits – Part 4 or 5>

me: Baby…You are so naughty!
Jaime: I know you like it mah…
me: 
Jaime: You want to smoke?
me: Wah you so fast want to smoke me again ah?
Jaime: Yeah loh…now my mouth is aching…
me: After we smoke I sayang you…
Jaime: Ok ok ok…Then she reaches for her cigarettes in her bag, I saw a beautiful rear view with a naked camel toe…Wah Buay tahan and Started to lick her inner thighs…
Jaime: Ah…Baby…I want to smoke first…
me: nvm…you smoke and let me serve you. Stay in this doggy position.
Jaime: Ahhh…baby…. Ahhh… (While smoking)
me: then I slowly turned her over and rolling my wet tongue down her inner thighs down to her toes…Baby…You like this?
Jaime: Hahahahha….so ticklish but I like! But baby…very difficult to smoke ah ah ah ah…
me: that’s the whole I idea…after a while I started to go north to her pussx and started to tease her by licking outside her virgina…Ah baby, Please….baby!
me: Please what?
Jaime: Mmmmmmm…You know what I want!
me: and when for her breasts…
Jaime: ah…baby…ah….Dun stop while pulling my hair…and I started fingering her. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Baby!
me: So loud ah…
Jaime: AHHH baby…Finger me harder! Ahhh….
me: then I began my shadowless tongue. Inspired by Hung Fei Hong! Hahahahaha…NNB! :P
Jaime: WahHHHHHHHHHH…Baby! Ahhh…You have a crazy tongue! Ahhh ..Ohhh ah ah!
me: I can feel that she is so freaking wet…not only my tongue is at work now my finger was also working…
Jaime: BABY…Ah Ah ah ah…Baby! Ahhh…Dun stop! Faster…Finger me harder…Aha ah ah ah!
me: by now she is god damn fucking wet…I think she would Squirt anytime and I decided to give her all that I have and she was like trying to get away from me while pulled her back and I want to make her squirt!
Jaime: Baby…I cannot breathe…Ah….AHHHHHHH…FCUKING HELL! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….FucKx I want your dic in my mouth…Ah..ha ha!
Baby stop I really cannot breathe…
me: I decided to slip in 2 finger and finger it harder….and Slurping her cum and in less than 3min, She exploded onto my face…You can imagine my face was dripping with her cum.
Jaime: OHHHHHHHHHHHH…Baby! (Gasping for air) oh…… Ohhhh…and LAUGH….
me: Baby…R u ok? Do u want more?
Jaime: Yes baby…but in awhile can? The bed is all wet and my whole body is like jelly now…
me: ok…Then I when to the toilet to wash my face and when I went to the room…Jaime fell asleep. I took the liberty to cook her some Maggie mee but her kitchen has no food but Alcohol…KNN. So I washed up and cleaned her up with wet towel.
Jaime: Sorry baby, I should be serving you instead…Let me get some new sheets so that we can get comfy. (Together we changed her sheets)
me: I’ll go buy dinner…R u hungry?
Jaime: Yeah for your dic!
me: Seriously leh…
Jaime: R u hungry…I’m not but I need a shower…
me: Ok…Lets do it together then!

Look out the the Final part on Jaime...and moving on to other gers.

caraudio
16-03-2009, 11:28 PM
A bit funny A bit confusing A bit weird but fantastic story there.

Keep it coming!!!!!!!!

Monday_Blue
17-03-2009, 12:29 AM
Camping...

ilovebigtits
17-03-2009, 08:18 AM
- In the bathroom Part 5 of 5 - Satisfaction?

(She was getting herself soapy and using her body to soap me…)

Jaime: Baby…Wink 
me: Eh…I’m not a gay!
Jaime: Hahahahha…I know lah! But you so fast hard again ah? (Teasing tone) and was putting her finger in her mouth.
me: Here?
Jaime: yeah lah…I dun want to wash to sets on sheets in a day you know. ;)
me: ok… and we started to French while the shower was running . Quite shortly, she started stroking my Dic and was Sucking, Licking and biting my nipples already…
Jaime: Give me a min…haha..and came back with her mouth fill with toothpaste and blow me…
me: Ahhhhhhh…hahahahahaha….
Jaime: Why are you laughing?
me: reminds me of someone which uses Listerine…
Jaime: Hmmmpf…She copy me one!
me: Push her head to signal her to keep sucking…Her BJ is really one of a kind…Very good combination of pace and suction…Always moaning while sucking me and she likes to kneel down and keep on looking at my pleasure face…When you look at her, she will always smile and show you that your dic is tasty! DIE DIE DIE!
Jaime: Baby…You want to suck you for how long…Hmmmpf!
me: Ah….You want ah?
Jaime: I want you in me…(whinning). Stood up and got into the standing doggy…Baby…give it to me!
me: I when down on her and she didn’t wanted it…and ask me to bang her right!
me: stroking my joystick harder and was only inserting very little of my dic in her…
Jaime: Baby…I want you lah! Ermmmmmmmmh....grabbed my hands to put it on her 36C.
me: Slowly but surely…I slit my manhood into her…
Jaime: Ohhhhh…..Slowly dear…A bit painful…
me: slowly we were making passionate love….While thrusting her we kiss and touched each other…for about 15min...by now her pussi is all ready for me… and I suddenly thrust myself deeply into her!
Jaime: Wahhhhhhh….Fucx me baby! Ahhh, ah ah aha ah orgh! Aha ah ah …
me: Pulled up one of her leg to get better and deeper clearance
Jaime: H?ahah hahaha…hahahhah Baby! Harder! Fucx me! Fucx me like a whore! Agh ah ah ah…Dun stop…Kill me with your manhood! Ahhh..haa h a ha… and she started scratching my back…while Shouting! Lol….Yes she is a loud moaner…
Jaime: Baby…she pulled me to the toilet bowl and sat me down…and started blowing me really madly and spitting a lot on my dic…
me: Baby…What r u doing?
Jaime: Shut up and Enjoy! She came on top of me using her 36C to slap my face while trying to slip me into her…Wahahhahaha, Sitting cowgirl! You relax and let me do the job…and started to French me and slipped it in! Once she is in…She was riding and twirling her head which very much felt like she was slapping my face with her hair and shouting…Baby…Say you love me! Ah ah ah…I your bitch yea baby? Ahh ah ahaa…I’m gona come again, Ah ah aha…and she started squirting again!!!! Wah song ah and I thrust her harder and again she is gasping for air…and I have to pull her away before I cum in her. Geez, In my mind is like this ger can really fucx man and I thank god for her!

Jaime: Baby! Say you love me…!
me: Erm…Why? Ain’t we making love?
Jaime: Say you love me?
me: Why?
Jaime: Just say!
me: ok…I love you?
Jaime: I’m going to give you my first time…
me: huh….She still virgin meh? Wah lao eh…Is she going to give me anal?
Jaime: She turn over into reverse cowgirl position and SHE WAS REALLY GOING TO LET ME ANAL HER!
She slowly rubs my dic head in her opening and slowly letting herself sink onto my dic…
me: Orgh….baby! and grabbed her 36C!
Jaime: Oh FUCX Its so painful!!!! But carries on to have me in her
me: Baby…lets not do this! You seems to be bleeding…
Jaime: I want it! And starts her thrusting motion…
me: I know you are in pain honey…Ohh...ah
Jaime: Do you love me now!
me: Oh yeah… after about 15mins, I think the pain is over and she started to moan…and she wanted me to bang her…
Jaime: Baby…Fucx me real hard in order for the pain to go away…
me: Ok…and started banging her…
Jaime: Ohh yeah ha baby! Ah ah ah ah…You like it baby?
me: Oh yes..Ah aha ah ah
Jaime: fucx me harder baby! Cum in mouth ok? Promise me!
me: ok…
Jaime: Oh….I love your dic! Fucx me harder baby! Ah ah ah Arghhh!
me: I’m coming baby…
Jaime: Jaime hurried kneeled down to face my dic as I was jerking to cum on her face…Yeah baby…cum on in my mouth! Ahhhhh….and Squeezed my butt …
me: AHHHHH…..!
Jaime: Oh….Baby! more…more…
me: When I looked at her…She is like getting my cum all over her face and was trying to get everything in her mouth and was giggling and looking at me AGAIN! Fucx balls man! Playing with my cum in her mouth for awhile before swallowing it…

We lay in the bathtub and both fell asleep…

zelc
17-03-2009, 08:55 AM
Wa good man bro,

haha....share share lei...haha

ilovebigtits
17-03-2009, 09:48 AM
FR: No need to say lah...What more can I ask for sia? Not my first anal but probably the last...Jaime r u happy now that I had said this? She is my current GF?...FB?...PTL?, Whatever lah! Jaime...Jaime...Jaime...FYI, her surname is also Yeo but not that Yeo, This yeo has better taste :p and looks way way better and fitted with natural 36C. I also emailed jamie to check this page out, She KPKB...but I think she does not mind as long as I dun post her pic or video...Edison Chen? Lol....
You guys want more of Jaime (3 more worthy stories) or I should move on to Claudia the french Milf?

Name: Claudia (Made in France)
Age: 42 (Married w 2 kids)
VS: 34A,23,32
Profession: Housewife and Ex-Ballerina


Your Votes decides the next story...

charsiew
17-03-2009, 10:28 AM
good story TS, continue ley....

Zampster
17-03-2009, 11:49 AM
Good story Bro...keep it up

ilovebigtits
17-03-2009, 12:03 PM
QUOTE=larrybiXX]

hi bro,

can share which site???? please i dun ve the chance for all tis man.. really admire u guys have tis lobang man....

please share with me leh...

thanks

[/QUOTE]ilovebigtits: Sorry! I already said in the beginning of the thread that I'm not sharing...Sorry :( I dun wanna get banned from SBF...Bu Yao Hai Wo (Dun get me into trouble)

ilovebigtits
17-03-2009, 04:05 PM
So Bros...Is Jaime the deal? :confused:

wolf2305
17-03-2009, 05:16 PM
Ts, jamie jamie jamie!!!!:d

ilovebigtits
17-03-2009, 06:05 PM
Guys...Since Jaime is so popular...Can I post a pic of her in micro bikini? Will I kana ban?

talismanicme
17-03-2009, 08:57 PM
Guys...Since Jaime is so popular...Can I post a pic of her in micro bikini? Will I kana ban?

i dont think so

Ganas
18-03-2009, 02:56 AM
Voting for Jamie!

Swarny
18-03-2009, 03:52 AM
Jamie all around...

bananapie
18-03-2009, 06:32 AM
yes post e picture

affliated
18-03-2009, 11:05 AM
i think all the bros here are interested. :p
hope jamie wont mind

GTOKING
18-03-2009, 11:33 AM
good and champ here :D

larrybird
18-03-2009, 12:13 PM
QUOTE=larrybiXX]

hi bro,

can share which site???? please i dun ve the chance for all tis man.. really admire u guys have tis lobang man....

please share with me leh...

thanks

ilovebigtits: Sorry! I already said in the beginning of the thread that I'm not sharing...Sorry :( I dun wanna get banned from SBF...Bu Yao Hai Wo (Dun get me into trouble)[/QUOTE]


Roger Bro.... is ok i shall hunt ard......... thanks anyway..... :(

then i shall camp here for more story....

thanks alot....

ilovebigtits
18-03-2009, 12:18 PM
Please understand where am I coming from...and I ready mentioned clearly before mah...Alamak! Larry bird! Steady and Paiseh! Next time got good lobang...I jio you along side with my SBF Bang of Brothers! HAhahahaha...

Jaime said ok but must X-ray it! how? Or I cover the face and show the rest?

ilovebigtits
18-03-2009, 12:21 PM
How to paste picture in SBF? Dun want link....

ilovebigtits
18-03-2009, 12:59 PM
Ilovebigtits & Jamie at East Coast Park…A little Lomantik one!

It was one Saturday afternoon….It was a sunny Saturday and I was feeling a little beachy and decided to tag Jamie along with me. Picked her up at her place and head to ECP…Here is what we said in the car?

me: Wah….I tot you will wear a Bikini bra and hot pants?
Jamie: Pulled her tees down and show me her white bikini bra top…I bought some sandwich from 7-11 though. What will we be doing in ECP?
me: Lets Roller Blade? Can you?
Jamie : I dun know how to and I’m very stupid one! Dun want lah…
me: Wah….I didn’t know that since you were born you can do what we did the very first time at your place. I’m impressed!
Jamie: Why do you always have to be an ass?
me: Whatever! (We didn’t talk until we reach ECP McDonald’s carpark. Hack lah…Park the car then see how lah…
me: Ok…Car parked already what do you want?
Jamie: I’m not a whore ok! I’m a woman…I’m like other woman or worst! I need TLC you know! Can you stop being an Ass?
me: Where is your sense of humor?
Jamie: Send me home now!
me: Wah…Thanks loh!
Jamie: Its either you send me home or I go home myself?
me: Ok ok…I promise you’ll enjoy the rest of the day and kissed her lips…
Jamie: You promise?
me: Yes! Princess!
Jamie: I dun want! I want to be your underwear!
me: Hahahahahaha….that is the Jamie that I know ( In my heart – Jit pai siao liao!!! She is going to stick to me?)
Jamie: What r u thinking…?
me: Nothing!! Just thinking how to teach you how to blade.
Jamie: You cannot scold me hor…
me: I told you that you’ll enjoy the rest of the day!

>>>>>>>To be continued!

brandonheat
18-03-2009, 01:05 PM
wow...
like to write stuffs eh :P
hehehe...
support you..
i like writing too,but not M18 or R21 de :P

larrybird
18-03-2009, 01:07 PM
Please understand where am I coming from...and I ready mentioned clearly before mah...Alamak! Larry bird! Steady and Paiseh! Next time got good lobang...I jio you along side with my SBF Bang of Brothers! HAhahahaha...

Jaime said ok but must X-ray it! how? Or I cover the face and show the rest?



Ok bro ilovebigtits.... steady bo chao jiu... ( no running water) hahahaha.... i leave my contact in ur PM....

thanks

larrybird

ilovebigtits
18-03-2009, 02:42 PM
Rented some skates for her as I have a personal one and began teaching her Roller Laughing!

me: First I’ll have to put on the safety gears… Wrist, Elbow and Knee guard
(Slowly pulling her to the skating path nearer to the sea)
Me: Explaining the basic need to know like how to fall and safety rules. First thing is to learn how to stop instead of how to skate…but theory is half of the story only…

Learning how to skate:
me: Baby…you try putting your right leg forward and bend it at 45 degree and use your body weight to stop. (As she bends forward, I can see her cleavage…Yummy) as I stepped aside to check her posture! Wah….I felt like was looking at Angelina Jolie’s figure! Damn it! I’m a lucky man!
me: Baby…Can you jerk your upper body a little? And she did! I was laughing like crazy…
Jamie: What did I do?
me: Nothing! :x I tried get her real comfortable in her braking leg position…I was kneeling down and talking and shifting her legs and getting her into postion…I felt her bosoms (.)(.) and nipples rubbing my back and I can feel that she is sweating…My heart starts to pump very fast and dic started to harden…
Jamie: Can skate now?
me: Yeah! ( I was cursing In my heart….So kan jiong for what?) Ok…now you’ll just look forward and roll forward slowly)
Jamie: R you ready?
me: Hahahahaha…That’s my line!
Learning how to roll:
me: Taught all the tricks she needs to know and started rolling….Many a times, she fell and I have to catch her basically every part of her body was touched by me! ;)
Jamie: I want to try how to skate without you holding my hands!
me: ok…while I skate reverse and she was trying to catch me…She was so focused on getting me she got faster and faster, as she got faster and forgot how to break and almost fell..Good grace that I manage to catch hold of her in time and because we are both in skates…We began to spin like marry go around, those that had skates will know what I mean, Lucky thing we didn’t fall and When we stopped, we were hugging so tight and laughing so hard!
Jamie: AGAIN!!!!! Hahahahahha….but Now I know why you want to teach me how to Roller Blade….Are u happy? You will be the last man to teach me how to skate!
me: I’m very focused already! :p
Jamie: Kissed me and said…Thank you for everything today, I’m having so much fun and I know you will protect me no matter what happens!
me: Ooooi….My hair standing But I like! You are my baby mah!
Jamie: as in your GF?
Jamie: Baby…Muuuuuuaks!
me: Lol…Why?
Jamie: I‘m in love…Hahahahaha!!!
Me: LOL…Good good…Lets skate more! Lets skate to the Lagoon for dinner?
Jamie: Ok…but its it far away?
me: Eh….Yes!
Jamie: I’m quite shag…Can we drive up there?
me: Ok…
Jamie: Muuuuaks
me: smile…and skate to my car and drove up to lagoon for dinner. We were talking and laughing during dinner and I suggested that we go to the beach for a walk…
Jamie: Wah…so romantic?
me: There is too much of me that you dun know…
Jamie: Like you being a Bi?
me: Enough of nonsense k!
Jamie: Here you go again!
me: eat lah…then we can go for a walk by the beach…

An auntie walked passed us asking us to buy her soft toy …I did and got her a Piglet…

Jamie: Is this me or is this you?
me: Me loh…Too bad auntie dun have cow, if not I would have got that for you!
Jamie: Wei….Actually, I think you are kinda sweet but you choose to show your bastard side. Why?
me: No one is pure evil lah!
Jamie: True…
me: Lets go…While walking to the beach…She suddenly held my arms and rest her head on my shoulders and we were walking like an item...Geez! Am I in love? My heart was pumping so hard like she is my first love! Finally, we found a spot, sat down and watch the sun sat while talking a lot about our pass and loads of other things…Before we know it , it was about 8pm liao…
Jamie : Where r we heading?
me: Home?
Jamie: Har…..
me: then where?
Jamie: You mean my place?
me: Yeh…..

ilovebigtits
18-03-2009, 03:31 PM
Jamie: Will you be my BF?
me: (I know I cannot siam liao…) Baby, I like you a lot! So much so that when you are not around me I felt empty…Everyday at msn…I’m looking forward to see you. Everynight before I sleep I must give you a call but if you want an answer…It will be no!
Jamie: (Touching my face and was shaking her head) and said: You are stuck, so stuck, So so stuck in the past! Whatever lah…I will stay by you till I get sick of you…Then I’ll cut the string to the kite and say Goodbye!
me: Why do you have to be like that!
Jamie: (Just lay her head on my lap) Baby…That’s how I am feeling now? Its painful to be locked outside when you want in.
me: NB!
Jamie: What did you said?
me: Nothing
Jamie: Say….
me: nothing
>>> She suddenly grabbed my dic…
me: Ouuuuch!
Jamie: Wana Say or not?
me: nothing…
>>> She then jumped on me forcing me to lay down on the grass…
Jamie: Want to tell me? Looking into my eyes with so much passion and the moon and the stars as her backdrop…Heart stopping view!
me: Baby…I wish I can hold you like this forever, you are so beautiful!
>>> She started to kiss me and we started locking our tongues…My hands was all over her and I pulled the string of her Bikini…She broke the kiss and looking at me and said…
Jamie: Baby….not here! She then took off her Bikini top infront of me revealing her perky nipples!
me: I stared at her Blanking out….
Jamie: she Laughed and said Baby…lets go! She stood up and pulled my up!
me: The moment I stood up I saw three main group of people!
1. Mothers- Grandmothers telling their child not to do this when they
grow up.
2. Brothers looking at Jamie’s perky nipples
3. Brothers that are looking at me, hoping that I could suddenly have an heart attack and die and take Jamie away…
Jamie: ( Whispered into my ears…) Later…You have to be brave and steady ok?
me: I’m always steady…Always brave what?
Jamie: We’ll see…
me: I was thinking very hard on the way, What the fucx she wants to do?
1. Showing me to her Hubby?
2. Tell me that this is the last time we will meet up?
3. Forcing me to become her BF?
>>> We reach my car and loaded up…
Jamie: Please drive me home…
me: I tot what sia….No need to be brave and steady!
Jamie: Just drive lah…When its time to be steady! Just be!
>>>Continue to drive out of the car park
Jamie: Baby...What is the fastest speed you did in Singapore road…
me: About @40km/h
Jamie: Where?
me: Lim Chu Kang loh…
Jamie: Later when you turn out of ECP can you let me try @40km/h?
me: No lah…Last time YP now OP liao…
Jamie: Just drive to drive as fast as possible, I never try before…You have trance, house or Techno?
me: I have Tiesto and Underworld! LOL…
Jamie: On ley….
me: Ok…You sit tight har, If you are scared then tell me hor
Jamie: Ok dun worry! Wink!
me: (In my heart)- Si Char boh…Hao lian with me, You died liao! When I turn out to ECP…I was like Bats released from Hell! Cut here and there and here and there! Jamie was screaming so loud like roller coaster…I have to drive and cover her mouth…Freaking Ear piercing screams!
Jamie: Faster! Too slow!
me: Wait I kana caught how!
Jamie: I dun care…Hahahahaha…Are you ready?
me: Ok…Just tell me to slow down if you cannot take it anymore.
Jamie: Ahhhhhhhhh……
>>> Suddenly her head was on my lap
me: Scared ah?
Jamie: No lah…
me: You asking for trouble! Are you ready?
Jamie: Bring it!
me: You die liao!
Jamie: Come lah!
>>> As I floored the accelerator…She unzipped me and started “Deep Throating me” , I sway my car from left to right and left again!
Jaime: Mmmm…You like it baby!
me: Oh oh..Yeah but…oh oh…
Jamie: What did you say?
me: Ah ah ah…oh
Jaime: What did you say?
me: Yeah!
Jaime: You focus on driving…I focus on making you cum!
me: Lol…

ilovebigtits
18-03-2009, 04:37 PM
Jamie: Baby….not here! She then took off her Bikini top infront of me revealing her perky nipples!

She is wearing a t-shirt outside! :D

ilovebigtits
18-03-2009, 04:45 PM
My Bang of Brothers like not very active leh...Too long my story? Jamie is very special to me mah...Let me know If I should continue?

One SBFer said my Jamie story sucks...So be it lah! I can't love the world neithers can I make the world love me!

Having Fun is above all!

ilovebigtits
18-03-2009, 04:50 PM
Larry...Thanks for your PM but than How to reply you when you dun accept PM! Thanks leh....

larrybird
18-03-2009, 04:51 PM
My Bang of Brothers like not very active leh...Too long my story? Jamie is very special to me mah...Let me know If I should continue?

One SBFer said my Jamie story sucks...So be it lah! I can't love the world neithers can I make the world love me!

Having Fun is above all!


Bro,

Why bother.... jsu do wat u like man... i'm here camping waiting for your story man.........

PLEASE CONTINUE MAN.... :D

striker6996
18-03-2009, 05:17 PM
with the amount of viewing I think many bro likes to know Jamie er... n you better:)

Fowler09
18-03-2009, 05:31 PM
bro nice story it wld be better to hav some pictures to share.:D

ilovebigtits
18-03-2009, 06:16 PM
Ilovebigtits & Jamie at East Coast Park…Last Part

Jamie’s BJ is needless to mention…New comers please fall in at Page 1

Let me tell you about what happened on the road…
1. Drivers that we Honking at my rackless driving…I’m Sorry!
2. Drivers that were so pissed off with me and Guak Chai – Overtook me and saw a head going up and down…All I can Do is Smile and show the Good sign…Hahahahaha!
3. Drivers that saw a head going up and down, they started laughing and clapping in their car cheering me on!
4. Drivers that tried to drive the same speed and have a better look! Dumb ass…Tinted glass loh!
5. Drivers that Zoomed pass me showing me middle finger!
6. Drivers that saw my face, telling me to watch the road infront!
7. Lady drivers that saw my face…Show me their disgusted face!
8. 1 Lady driver that winds down her wind screen asking me if it was fun! Damn Chio man! And I stupidly asked her if she wants to join in? She Laughed and showed me her middle finger drove away Hahahahahahhahah…What the hell! Hahahahahaha

A few times a tried to tap on my brakes to choke Jamie…LOL It was so much fun! She was doing everything she could just to make me cum. I can tell you other than the blind or the deaf. Anyone can sure tell that someone is blowing me in the car! Hahahahahahha…Her BBBJ is always filled with Surround sound and eye contact…OMG! Today in the car was also filled with plenty of deep throat and force choke on my dic…Wah lao eh…. Oh….Jamie, How I wish she is underneath my table now!

Finally, I unloaded my army in her mouth…and her trade mark strong suction when I cum while looking at me!

Jamie: (She was grasping for air while stroking me) – My jaw is breaking, Hahahahaha….You like my surprise?
me: Too shag to talk so I just nodded my head…
Jamie : I was thinking you would crash the Car or something!
me: Please loh…
Jamie: So whats up for the rest of the night?
me: Let’s find our self a room and spent the night together…
Jaime: Sounds good! Can you still take it? I’m hungry for more of your hot cum but this time you can’t cum until we reach the hotel…Else you are paying for whatever expenses that we incur and 1 wish that you must fulfill!
me: That all?
Jamie: Yes… and Deal?
me: Yes…Deal!
Jamie: Started her legendary BBBJ and I started to control...and started to regret using my small head to think instead of my bigger head…

The Last story about me and Jamie’s will crazy trip to Bali…and moving on to Claudia!

larrybird
19-03-2009, 09:28 AM
Hi all bro,

For the benefit for bros that newly come in to the thread... please click below link for the whole story...

MicroSoft Words (http://savefile.com/projects/808750976)

PDF Format (http://savefile.com/projects/808750977)

Happy Reading man... :D

Jus helping bro ilovebigtits...

CHEERRSSS

ilovebigtits
19-03-2009, 11:53 AM
Wah steady man! Larrybird! Kam xia!

Also....Seniors how to post picture within the this thread?

WhamBamTYM
19-03-2009, 12:10 PM
bro,

"This photo is private.

Oops! You don't have permission to view this photo."

Need to change the settings before we can view it...

ilovebigtits
19-03-2009, 12:12 PM
Picture link - http://www.flickr.com/photos/28116610@N02//

Jamie said cannot see face...Which idiot would?

larrybird
19-03-2009, 12:24 PM
bro ilovebigtits,

the picture link cant see........ i tik u use tis Image hosting, free photo sharing & video sharing at Photobucket (http://photobucket.com/) and do up the link... coz is easier.. ;)

Cheerrsss

ilovebigtits
19-03-2009, 12:28 PM
Can liao....better view faster before she change her mind!

larrybird
19-03-2009, 12:36 PM
WOW bro.... damn power man

Really Big man... siao kee...... :D

CHEERRSSS

WhamBamTYM
19-03-2009, 12:49 PM
nice... reminds me so much of my ex-fb.... damn....

zigger10
19-03-2009, 01:38 PM
Nice Story and NICE BOOBS Bro...

More please... :)

ilovebigtits
19-03-2009, 02:19 PM
Who Zapp me? KNN Kana Zapp! Got the cheek to zap then must have the balls to leave yr name behind! If one day I ZAPP people! I'll Leave my name there BIG BIG let u see!

This is SBF not www.howtobeapussy.com so stop being want!

Really feel like the scene in 300 where leonidas kicked the freaking messenger down the dark pitch!
"This is Sammy Boy Forum"!

Tell you what...Go pm Lovetorn say you save her from me! Hero! Clap Clap Clap! _|_ NAH!!!!!!!

Fowler09
19-03-2009, 02:25 PM
relaz labro up u 5 pts le keep posting updates n if gt more picts lagi gd.:D

ilovebigtits
19-03-2009, 02:32 PM
Wah...Fowler Brother! Kam xia you many many for your points! I upz u back when I know how...Please teach me! :) Kam xia!

Fellow SBFers,

Lovetorn when missing for awhile...I really miss her updates! Even Jaime had read her thread and knows why I hitting on her...As the matter of fact, I respect her courage and being whom she is! I'm not even half the man that she is...RESPECT!

Respect also can have imagination right? :)

Fowler09
19-03-2009, 02:37 PM
ur welcome bro ignore those who zap u wat u hav written r gd stuffs. samsters appreiate gd stuffs . if u keep contributing, much more bros will up. so don worry abt pts keep getting the gd stuffs coming:p

ilovebigtits
19-03-2009, 02:45 PM
Getting a nude picture or video of gerls is more difficult than asking for a bonk leh....Thanks Brother Fowler!

Thread annoucement!!!

Only brothers of ilovebigtits will have access to his "Babes Boh Cheng Sah" album to view picture!

Current YES List:
- Andrew 101
- Fowler
- Larrybird
- Cheongster

Once ready will update you guys! But its Private limited...Pai Seh!

snoopdoggz
19-03-2009, 07:10 PM
great story bro.. will camp for ur updates... =D
keep up the good work...

ilovebigtits
20-03-2009, 07:39 PM
Sorry guys….Was having a bit of Drama with Jamie, Thankl god I'm not publishing a book on her! Shouldn’t had let her know about this thread. I’m sorry if you are a Jamie fan already, Hopefully she joins SBF and becomes a much sort after Samstress!

Ok…Let me bring Claudia to the picture!

I’m in a industry where I get to meet loads of gers..Willingly naked as well but I’m not a OKT or anything along that line. Whatever…It does not matter lah!

Name: Claudia (Made in France)
Age: 42 (Married to a local man w 2 kids)
VS: 34A,23,32
Profession: Housewife and Ex-Ballerina

I was working on a project that requires of me to find a dancer…Ang moh Dancer so I when searching High and Low for "THE" dancer for my project. I didn’t realize that it could be such a challenge, I have no choice but to turn Online to find "The" One! After 3 weeks, a email from Claudia came to me and sharing with me on her exprience and all the blah blah…Seriously I was sitting on the project for the past three weeks, I can’t find anyone that fits the bill…and I was all excited! After swapping a few emails, I decided to cast her for the project, we decided upon a studio that she would be doing her practices and met up for the very first time.

She finally appeared after 1hr…I was really fuming and This is how we began….She is a French therefore certain portions of the story are SERIOUSLY funny due to her accent, certain parts are kind of sad when she reveals her true story and certain parts You know lah! Without further or do, Lets go…

(I’m trying my best to fake the French accent through writing, Dun fire me for trying!)
C: Are you Miser Ah Lan!
me: Its ALAN!
c: Ah Lan!
me: Say Air
c: air
me: Learn
C:Learn
me: Say Alan…
c: Ah Lan!
me: (CCB…Whatever lah! Luan kan in my heart) Still very tu lan for making me wait for an hour) Seriously I hope you can respect yourself and your professionalism in order for us to work together PLEASE!
c: I’m so sorry but I had some family matterz (Matters)to attenz (Attend) to...
me: Whatever…I have only 30mins for you to do a number for me which we should have started an hour ago…
c:Ok…(Started taking off her Long skirt which gave me a little shocker, Lol…She is wearing a bodysuit all along which is something like what they wear for aerobics. I was really enjoying her cleavage formed by 2 bukit timah hills though. Went off to prepare herself to show me what she could do and came back to me asking me if there as anything in particular that I would like to see, In my mind POPPED out Swan lake!

Me: Swan lake!
c: Hmmm…That I haven’t doon(Done) it in years!
me: That’s the Challenge!
c: Vuli Will! (Very Well) – She then started to do her warm up…
me: My attention was stolen by some Singaporean Ballerina, they were doing some ballet that I dun know what is it but to me it looks like contemporary ballet…
c: Ah Lan…Can we start now?
me: (Which gave me a shock as I was too focused on the our ladies) I said: Claudia for goodness sake its Alan!
c: Si AH LAN....
could hear some giggles coming from our ladies! Soon the music started and Claudia was doing her job while I looked our ladies’ little Bukit Timah Hill cleavage and was asking myself…”Would I ever have a chance to get my hands on one of them, Would I enjoy their humble exsistance”? LOL… Then I turned to look at Claudia… To be honest, I was still fuming but and after awile I must say that I was pretty impressed! Dun play play…she is real real deal. I knew she was pretty much "The" one...Well, the boy in me kicked in and my eyes was hovering around her body and already imaging…Although she doesn’t have much boobs but everything else just adds up to complete the visual stimulation process.

c: Ah Lan…How was the tans? (How was the dance?)
me: Oh…Are they a family? I didn’t know? Wow…They look all different and they look about the same age? How could it be? Are they Cousins?
c: AH LAN, I'm asking if you like the tans? (She was asking I liked the dance?)
me: Erm…I like but too bad I am not casting them…It is you that I cast!

I think our ladies over heard us and started laughing, one of them was kind enough to walking over and told me that Claudia was asking if I like the dance? Hahahahaha…Drama and Goon Doo sia! I thank the lady and she said “You are most welcomed, AH LAN”! Well…The whole studio started laughing besides me! :|

me: Claudia…is there a place for us to talk?
Claudia: There is a coffin shop round the corner…
me: Why would we want to go to a coffin shop to discuss about the project?
The LADY: She ment Coffee Shop…AH LAN!

I was really really feeling Super Stupid. Claudia when to change and off we went to the coffin shop to discuss about the project…HAhahaha

To be Continued....

larrybird
20-03-2009, 08:07 PM
wow.... Ang mo man... Good.. Next please... Ah Lan... Hahaha... Jus joking...

Cheersss

ilovebigtits
20-03-2009, 08:38 PM
Can you imagine some one calling you Ah Lan...Thank god my name is not Alan Jiao...Hahahahahahahahahahaha! :D

ilovebigtits
23-03-2009, 06:33 PM
- At Cludia’s Place – Some Ulu sembawang landed property…Took a thousand years for me to late her place!

She was already practicing before I got there...she was already sweating in her white body suite. When she got the door, I became very shy…as I can see her pale colored nipple – I think most likely inverted and I can see her Camel toes (her virginal crack).

c: Why is your face so red?
me: Erm…….I think the weather is too hot (Its kinda going to rain...LOL!)
c: R u blind or something? Can I get you a drink?
me: I’m fine…Lets start!
c: I’m still doing my warm up…

I was looking at her warm up which hits me kind a hard…I was looking at her rear view when she bends over using her chin to touch her shin…Wah lao, I can’t help not imagining trying that position. Her butt is in such nice shape that I can’t help but wana touch it…and her legs are just Amazing! When I stared hard enough…I can see her pussy! (Try asking your female partner to wear a white soft material panty, have it slightly damp and bend over!) My heart almost stopped! It’s really amazing a feeling!

When she began showing me the dance for my commercial…I was feeling very much like banging my head to the wall! Why I look at her spreading her legs and sweating a lot buy now….I really felt like going to the toilet to cream myself! Is Awwwwwwwwwww…..Ficking shit! Worst when she is doing all the leg lifts and high jumps, its quite a mixed up feeling…You really dun know to Clap for her or to Slap yourself! I dun know how long more could I endure this man!

We had a short chat when she took a break….

c: Did you like the tans(Dance)
me: Erm…pretty ok (In my mind: Why dun you ask me if I like the view of your pussy?)
c: Which part didn’t you like?
me: Erm….Later you dance again but I’ll like to video you down so tat its easier for us to point out the dislikes…
c: Ok…but I dun have a Video Camera.
me: I have it in my car…
c: Wow…Ok!
me: (In my mind) Wah… tonite Mrs palm and her 5 daughters would be kinda busy!
me: I’m always prepared! Wink!
c: What was the wink for?
me: Just a wink?
c: Are you trying to tell me you wana fock (Fuck) me?
me: (In my Mind) Pooooooooooooooooooooooorgh! SMLJ siah!
c: Lol….I was joking! See you look so worried!
me: Not funny Claudia…You almost gave me a heart attack!
c: I’m sorry…Wink
me: Are you trying to tell me that you wana t fuck me?
C: Maybe yes, Maybe No…Giggled and Wink again!

Walked to the car park to get the Video camera…Looking high and low (Car Super messy)

c: Have you found it? (She gave me a shock and I knocked my head on the boot lid)
me: Ouch!!!
c: OH my god!
me: What the hell…
c: Grabbed my head and while uttering French and rubbing my head for me…
me: I was pissed off but soon sooth by her bosoms…as I was enjoying her small and soft bosoms, I and saw her lovely inverted nipples…:P
c: I’m sorry Misuer Ah Lan!
me: its ok…Shall we proceed in to start the video?
c: Are you ok?
me: Yeah! But If I do the wrong thing…It must be the hit on the head.
c: so u need to go to the hospital?
me: I winked at her and walked into her house…
c: Before we start…I need to wee wee, give me a minute.
me: (In my mind) Wee Wee…need to talk off everything leh…Body suite mah!
me: ok…(I started planning for the shot getting the right angels for the video to show my client also)

c: Ok…I’m done!
me: lets start!
c: Is your head ok?
me: (Spoke in Hokkien) My head below not ok…but my head is ok!)
c: You speaking Hokkien to me?
me: How the hell did you know I’m speaking hokkien?
c: I’m married to a Hokkien for th past 15years….I can speak some hokkien!
me: (in my mind - Hong Kan Liao!)
me: Really that’s nice…let’s do the dance again!
c: Ready?
me: ok….You dance one round for me while I’ll figure out how to video it down…

domoi
23-03-2009, 11:53 PM
hahah...this the first time i read these kind of stories until laugh. damn funny. well done bro.

eeemen
24-03-2009, 01:01 AM
The story like a bit siao siao type?:p:D But thnaks for sharing, cheers

enzer88
24-03-2009, 07:38 AM
I enjoy every bit of it, very interesting and funny.Any more?:)

larrybird
24-03-2009, 09:00 AM
POWER bro... U the Man.... Cheerrrssss

ilovebigtits
24-03-2009, 10:09 AM
Kam Xia for the comments! This is a story that taste pretty much like Tom Yam Soup...Hot, Spicy, Sweet, Salty, Sour! Leave it to cold can also taste a bit bitter....Stay tuned bros!

This on Boh Siang Eh...

EXBoy
24-03-2009, 02:48 PM
Bro,

Power man you. I love your story with Jamie and your encounter with the franch woman is so funny.

Btw, can I see Jamie pic too? I click on the link but cannot see.

xuan415c
24-03-2009, 04:50 PM
bro cant see jamie pic leh.. this page cant be displayed

Angelus
24-03-2009, 05:14 PM
Solid bro! keep it coming.

ilovebigtits
24-03-2009, 06:52 PM
Are you filming porn or filming the dance? – Claudia

While Claudia bounces up and down twirling here and there leg lifting up to her head…I started to picture the filming using my finger view finder to demo the shot in my mind and later filming her down to show my client.

c: Wow…That’s very professional!
me:Lol…its childs play really(Blush). Claudia, later on when you are doing the mid air splits, I’ll be lying down on the floor and videoing your mid air splits beneath you…we will do it part by part.
c: (Giggles) Ah lan…Is bad luck you know?
me: Like I care…I ever have sex with my GF that’s having her period.
c: Seriously….(like very excited)
me: Yeah…If you dun stop calling me Ah Lan! You will have your fair share!
c: You must be kidding…(Grinz)
me: Oh shut up and start dancing before your hubby is back!
c: Suddenly, she turned away and when to the loo.

- after 10mins -

c: I’m sorry, my tummy was feeling a little weird (but face looks like she cried before)
me: I’m sorry, Did I said something wrong? I’m very sorry! I shan’t talk about sexual topic…
c: Ah lan, no Volies (Worries) Its not you but more like my hubby…I vonder (wonder)…Deep Sigh
me: (smlj) I think we should end here and you take a break?
c: I’m fine…I’m professional, Lets go on!

me: Camera rolling…action! The moment the music starts all her sorrows seems to be swallowed by the music and expelled from her heart through her dance. She was looking at me more than my camera and in her eyes I can see love more than just an eye contact…I tot this was the French way and carried on filming. Time and again she lets lose a smile thats like the sun shine in spring!…Warm but yet gentle! It is very comforting…CUT!

c: You dun like the tans(Dance)?
me: For now I prefer the French than the tans…Dance!
c: pardon me, Ah Lan…Is there anything that I could do to make it better?
me: Everything is perfect but kinda arousing?
c: I’m sorry…that my dance! The dance that you von(want) me to present is not what you like but what I have for you!
me: Knn…French! Ok…I’m just warning you dun play with fire (Mumbling)
c: say what?
me: say you want to kana slap...Bleeah! Lets start practice!

Scene of Me lying on the floor filming…
me: Camera rolling….Action! Moving shots like these are kinda tough to capture we have to do the routine to a minimum of 20 to 40x before getting it right. She has to know where my view finder will start from and where the finder will end and where I want her to land and her posture or post. Everything in a 10secs! Trust me this in not fun for her! Doing all these without music its VERY erotic. As she starts her opening posture….Its super Erotic….her legs are practically over her shoulders and twirling, however to me it was like a pussy on a slicing doner…I can’t help but always laugh at this part! I can see that she is not very happy and I better be more professional! Now that I had suppressed the laughter within we manage to capture very nice shots actually! Now for the most Challenging shot…The one that she should do a mid air split and end with a nice end posture! If I move faster then her…I’ll see her legs than the whole posture and will be pretty much something like Sailormoon landing from a high jump. If she is too fast….I’ll only get to shot her butt thats more like upskirt than anything! I don’t know if it was me or her or both…We kept getting it wrong as my shots are usually too a tight shot to her virginal, I dun know was it sweat or she is wet because I look sexy in my white shirt and too sweating…My heart was pumping so fast! My breathe starts getting harder…to my ( ), Wink...You know also getter alot of air through it!

me: Cut!!!! I’m sorry can we take a break?
c: Sure! Do you need a drink?
me: When I looked at her sweating body…I felt so so so freaking turned on! Remember her white bodysuite? She is all sweaty and dripping and I have to take a shot that is below her which is very difficult for any man or at least me to focus on where is right and Right now looking at her....She is almost like naked! Wahhggggg! Feeling like putting ice in my underwear!

ilovebigtits
24-03-2009, 07:05 PM
Bro,

Power man you. I love your story with Jamie and your encounter with the franch woman is so funny.

Btw, can I see Jamie pic too? I click on the link but cannot see.


Pics are for my Bang of brothers only!

EXBoy
25-03-2009, 09:19 PM
Pics are for my Bang of brothers only!

Oic. How do I join your Bang of brothers?

ilovebigtits
27-03-2009, 10:13 AM
Claudia the fire starter…or was it myself!

I then took the view-cam to the toilet to run through the video…The more I watch the more I feel like I’m heading towards the direction on porn. The more I look at the video, my rod just kept on getting harder! I felt like creaming myself but I was at somebody’s home. After answering the call from mother nature, I when back to Claudia but she was nowhere to be found…After sitting for about 3mins I decided
to move around the house looking for Claudia…as I walk nearer her bedroom, I start to hear some mechanical buzz…in no time I heard soft moans tagging along and her door was not closed properly, My heart is pumping super fast, My mind is racing faster than a F1 car, my imagination runs wild….Freaking wild! Then popped out an angel that told me to “Stop moving forward” and the devil said…”Come on”! Well, I move closer to her bedroom! Each step closer to her door was like stepping into a mine field. The closer I move, the buzz just gets louder…the moans got crispier! Curiosity kills the cat and I peek in…I saw Claudia using a VIBRATION STICK….massaging her ankle! Knn….How can this be! I walked back with a soul filled with disappointment and heat, I can see the angel laughing at me and the devil slapping me for allowing angel to mock at him! Suddenly I heard a louder Ahhhh…., my legs when soft and I when to her room door once more. At the door I asked Claudia if she was fine but I know it is either an old injury or she had hurt herself during our practice…

me: Claudia, Are you ok?
c: Don’t worry its normal for us…I think I sprained my ankle
me: You have any ointment?
c: yeah…its in the drawer of my dressing table
me: I when to take it and start massaging her injured ankle.
c: Ahhhh…..its ok, you just do what you must…Ahhhh!
me: In my mind I was imagining that I was thrusting my manhood into her with each press on her ankle…Super Erotic! Super bastard as well!
c: Ahhhh…Ah Lan, softer its abit painful now…
me: Sorry, sorry sorry too carried away…I’m sorry!
c: carried away by….
me: (In my mind) I was thinking if I should try my luck but on the other hand its professionalism that we are talking about!
me: Oh…..I’m sorry! I’ll be gentle! When I looked at her face when I add pressure on her injured ankle…Her expressions kills me…When the Beautiful grey eyes are half close and at times wide open, when I got a little carried away again and pressing too hard, she will look at me with the innocent “Ouch…Its painful” eyes! Looking at her Soft fair skin with a little sweat on it! Her Angelic features and the natural light that shown on her really makes her look like an angel. Her moans of pain transmitted to my ears was more like Moans of arousal…Fucx me…ahhhhh…Fucx me!

me: Claudia….Would you mind if we….
c: mind……?
me: Why not we take a break…Can I massage you?
c: Are you trained or its just an excuse to see and touch me?
me: Wah lao…..Whatever I say it’s not important…All that matters it’s the touch and you’ll know
c: would it become something erotic?
me: would you mind?
c: Laughed and Then she lay on the bed and she was all ready for the massage…

For the first 15mins was good and solid massage! However decided to lighten the massage and add in arousal…Lol!

ilovebigtits
27-03-2009, 10:17 AM
2 more installments and I'll be done with Claudia...Realised there wasn't much communication problems...Coz I'm not thinking! LOL....More Funny accent...sad stories...and heartaches of Claudia coming up!

Next story is one with a minah...WITH PICS! LOL....Exclusive to my Bang of Brothers!

How to join...by invitation only! Keep yourself active with my thread to be invited! :)

eeemen
09-04-2009, 04:55 PM
Bro, waiting on your 2 other installments plz? Thanks ;) :D

Phuture
09-04-2009, 05:26 PM
haha. i also waiting

blurking666
10-04-2009, 08:24 AM
wah, quite a shiok story man. Love the humour!

JoySeeker
10-04-2009, 08:58 AM
camping for more update:D

rainfuck
14-04-2009, 02:47 PM
nice stories! damn lucky sia u can bong ang moh :D

wanzer808
19-04-2009, 05:37 AM
nice one bro..reminded me of the german milf i had years back :P

Eyemo
19-04-2009, 07:20 AM
nice story but i never got this type of luck

shawnieboy
24-04-2009, 07:02 PM
wah bro very nice pls update asap