Can you pee while having a full hard-on?

[apalucakap]

No matter how hard I strain and struggle, I just can't seem to get it flow out. Just not going to happen. No problem when semi-hard. Are you the lucky ones?

[jovince]

when its super hard, i think the real problem is shooting right into the toilet bowl. Usually mine goes spraying all over the place. :p

[apalucakap]

Oh you are lucky then. A couple of my friends I had asked claimed that they can't pee as well.

[eyesthatdrift]

Gents,

Generally, the prostate gland prevents the flow of urine from the urinary bladder during an erection, and provides seminal fluid (precum) in preparation for ejaculation.

So it is not unusual that you are not able to pee when having one hell of an erection. :cool:

[Cheonging101]

Biologically, it's normal to have difficulty to pee when having a hard-on.

When the blood vessels are fully engorged, the prostate gland would block your urinary tract and open up the passage for semen to come out from your nut-sac.

If you do not face difficulty in peeing with a hard-on, please seek medical help. Your ejaculation may get contaminated by uric acid, rendering you infertile (sperms will die upon contact with most acid). Also, you might wet your bed.

Which leads to why we have morning glories (huge erections when wake up). This is our body's natural response to stop urination in our sleep. During primitive times, humans live in caves and nomadic shelters. To ensure that predators don't track them down, humans would pee and shit outside of their living quarters. If humans pee in their sleep, predators can follow the scent of ammonia in the urine and hunt them down.

[CashDeposit]

I do pee with hard-on. nothing wrong ah... :)

[pewpew]

I can pee when fully erected... Esp in the morning after i wake up, problem is having to press down my dick in order not to pee on myself... :(

[apalucakap]

eyesthatdrift/cheonging101

Good answers....you are the sifu *bow bow*

So for other bros, if you can pee freely with a fully hard-on... watch out...something somewhere is leaking :eek:

[nuclearkid]

Its easy, just snip off the tip of your cock head with a pair of scissors to enlarge the opening. Maybe more pee will come out.

Really, is there a need to start a thread on such trivial questions? All you have to do is google and you get a plethora of answers. We have gotten ourselves an outburst of inane threads opened left, right and centre these days... Maybe we should have a 'Sammyboyforum Junior' for the younger ones populating the forum these days.

[simple2kee]

bro Cheonging101, u r the best! thumbs up! :D

[BatistaSG]

No way, I simply can't do it

[oOoLyRrAdoOo]

Just sit down on the toilet bowl and bend your brother down. sure can de...
But don't break it ! :eek:

[Bangster]

I gargle my mouth the at same time I pee with an erection.

If got enough pee, I may even wash my face standing at the toilet bowl.

[Bangster]

Actually this problem of pee-ing with an erection has baffled me since I was small.

I know it's not the best idea to press our erected cocks downwards just to pee in the morning so I came up with a solution.

Work on those biceps, triceps, deltoids and lats...basically muscles that help you do a hand-stand.

Yup, you guessed it right. Work on those and when you can do a hand-stand successfully, execute 1 in the morning when you go to the toilet to relieve your bladder while sporting a hardon.

Hurray! No more wet floors and dirty toilet bowls!

[chickyman]

well, i can pee when having a hard on, no problem there only prob as some bro say is aiming with a hard on. BTW, during wotk when i am especailly sleepy i had a hard on, any bro have same experience? I can find an explaination as to why i can get a hard on when sleepy?

[Bangster]

You have a hardon when sleepy becos your cock is standing up asking for some damned coffee!

[Choon Niang]

Should pee immediately especially after doing raw session. This will clear your penile tube and prevent any uninvited virus moving further internally.

[randyboy73]

Bros Bangster and Nuclearkid.. your comments are totally hilarious.....

School hols syndrome...... and biology lesson 2.

In response to TS question, I also find it hard to pee with a full mast, but when the flow starts, its like being a bo bo shooter with pee ending up all around the urinal rather then in it.


Best thing to do? Let is subside b4 going about the small biz.

[SharkMan]

Fucking waste of time.. .retards...

[Cheonging101]

Fucking waste of time.. .retards...

Bro, don like that lar...

Small kids will also grow up to become respected cheongsters like you mah! :D

Your avatar really cracks me up. Not only can pee while hard-on, can also bite! :p

[rainchezz]

Actually u technically can't pee if you have a full hard on as the blood vessels are "inflated". Knew about this when i read (some months back in new paper) that a guy died after being unable to pee for 3 days after sticking his willy into a bottle (for fun) but his willy got full hard on and the blood cannot back flow .... he had a hard on for 3 full days before going to the hospital and then let out a cool 5-6 litres of pee ! died from complications.
ouch.

[randyboy73]

Actually u technically can't pee if you have a full hard on as the blood vessels are "inflated". Knew about this when i read (some months back in new paper) that a guy died after being unable to pee for 3 days after sticking his willy into a bottle (for fun) but his willy got full hard on and the blood cannot back flow .... he had a hard on for 3 full days before going to the hospital and then let out a cool 5-6 litres of pee ! died from complications.
ouch.

Damn sad right? Wait for 3 days b4 seeing doc. Now I know what robin williams meant by only enough blood to use one head. Duh!

[junkie2807]

Should pee immediately especially after doing raw session. This will clear your penile tube and prevent any uninvited virus moving further internally.

Does it work? I seriously think it does make much difference, especially when it comes to STD virus like HIV.

:(

[pro.d.igy]

With regards to the thread title:

Why not? I got the feeling to pee even when I'm fucking! :)

[asdfghjkl]

u would be able to pee but the volume is small as the blood tube has blocked most of the diameter of the penis.

[slutwen]

No matter how hard I strain and struggle, I just can't seem to get it flow out. Just not going to happen. No problem when semi-hard. Are you the lucky ones?


Of course you can pee. Every morning I wakes up with a hardon, I can pee but the place will be messy. When I fxxx with a hardon, the tube would be reserve for my semen to short.

So the story is when you have a hardon, it is when you have a hardon.....

[Cheonging101]

With regards to the thread title:

Why not? I got the feeling to pee even when I'm fucking! :)

OMG, bro! Better go see doctor! I think you might have Erectile Tissue Misalignment! :eek:

[legacy66]

I can pee when having a hard on.

I think the only time i cant pee is when i'm ejaculating :D

[baimi]

For me, it depends.
If i am prepared to up a girl,
i can't, but in the morning,
when it is hard, i must pee
if not the cock very 'sng'
because of the urine.

[angrybigpenis]

Can pee while flag pole is up.....morning wood and when wake up, got to pee. Only problem is sometimes hard to aim with flag pole up. KNN, got to wipe toilet seat after peeing. :o

[Bangster]

Pee in the shower next time.

No need to clean toilet seat and cover.

Anyways, if you guys did take notice, the sewage pipes for our shit and waste water are all connected. So it doesn't really matters where you pee as it all end up in a big shit pool somewhere.

[nuclearkid]

COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING

(the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom):

Please don't feel bad. It wasn't you entering the men's washroom that caused that guy to pee on the guy next to him. Hell, we do that all the time. It's rare for us guys to ever hit what were aiming for.

Sometimes I go into the washroom, start to pee, and then just start spinning around; just so I'll make sure I hit something.

You see, something you ladies should understand by now is that men's penises have a mind of their own. A guy can go into a bathroom stall because all the urinals are being used, take perfect aim at the toilet, and his penis will still manage to piss all over the roll of toilet paper, down his left pant leg, and onto his shoe. I'm telling 'ya those little buggers can't be trusted.

After being married 28 years my wife has me trained. I'm no longer allowed to pee like a man - standing up. I am required to sit down and pee. She has convinced me that this is a small price to pay. Otherwise if she had gone to the toilet one more time at night and either sat on a pee soaked toilet seat, or fell right into the toilet because I forgot to put the seat down,she was going to kill me in my sleep.

Now another thing us guys don't usually like to talk about, but because you and I have become such good friends and you think I'm a classy guy, I might as well be candid with you because it's a real problem, and you ladies need to be understanding. It's the dreaded "morning wood".

Most mornings us guys wake up with two things. A tremendous desire to pee, and a penis so hard you could cut diamonds with it. Well, no matter how hard you try, you can't get that thing to bend, and if it don't bend you can't aim, well hell, if you can't aim you have no choice but to piss all over the wallpaper and that damn fuzzy toilet seat cover you women insist on putting on the toilet.

And by the way, when you use those damn fuzzy toilet seat covers, the friggin' toilet seat won't stay up by itself. So that means we have to use one hand to hold up the toilet seat and the other hand to try to control ourselves for that perfect aim.

Now sometimes, when you're newly married, (and I know the guys in here will back me up on this) you think you can get the toilet seat with that damn fuzzy thing to stay up. You jam it back and compress that fuzzy thing until the seat stays there. OK, so you start to pee, but then that compressed fuzzy starts to decompress and without warning that damn toilet seat comes flying down and tries to whack off your weenie. So us guys will not lift a toilet seat with a fuzzy, it's just not safe. I tried to delicately explain this morning situation to my wife. I told her... look, it won't bend. She said, "sit down like I told you to do all the rest of the time."

OK. I tried sitting down on the toilet with "morning wood". Well it's is very hard to get it bent under the toilet seat, and before I could manage it, I had pissed all over the bath towels hanging on the wall across the room. Now, even if you are sitting down and you can get it forced down under the toilet seat, when you start to pee the pee shoots out from the crack between the bottom of the toilet seat and the top of the bowl. You piss all over the back of your knees and it runs down the back of our legs on to that damn matching fuzzy horseshoe rug you keep putting on the floor in front of the toilet.

I have found the only effective maneuver to deal with this morning urinary dilemma is to assume the flying superman position laying over the toilet seat. This takes a great deal of practice, perfect balance, and split time precision but it's the only sure way to get all the pee in the bowl during the first morning pee.

So you ladies have to understand that us men are not totally to blame. We are sensitive to your concerns about hygiene and bathroom cleanliness, but there are times when things just get beyond our control.

It's not our fault, it's just Mother Nature.

Now, if it was Father Nature,... there wouldn't have been a problem!!!