rummyraisin
19-06-2009, 01:48 AM
omg guys, i just had the greatest idea ever and i HAVE to share it with you all! ok some background - i love ice cream and i have a strange (some would say) fascination and love for dicks, so now there's a way to enjoy both! well for me it's still a fantasy.. but someone please do try it out and see if it works? suggestions or improvements welcome!
(and oh i would kill for a pic of it, it'll look damn awesome like one of those dessert recipe books la! instead of a banana in a banana split, you have a real cock!)
RummyRaisin Hot Fudge Cock Sundae
ingredients
1 can whipped cream (optional though it shd taste real good with balls)
1 small scoop of rum raisin (or vanilla) ice cream
1 small bowl of fudge/molten chocolate
1 clean shaven cock
instructions:
1. Warm up the chocolate fudge in microwave until lukewarm.
2. Warm up the man till cock is ready. i suggest the chef to wear an apron and nothing else underneath. also cock has to withstand preparation and consumption duration. it could get messy so a plastic sheet or wipe able surface below would be good.
3. Start by placing moderate puffs of whipped cream around balls.
4. Drizzle generous amounts of fudge along penis, concentrating especially along the vein that runs underneath the shaft.
to serve:
1. lick up whipped cream at base of cock by licking around balls and sucking them gently in your mouth (according to preference).
2. trail tongue along base of penis and slowly flatten them along the whole shaft till the tip.
3. put a small dollop of ice cream in mouth and let it melt a little before allowing it to drip out onto head. it should be a cooling yet not freezing temperature. this also makes for great visual presentation as the milky liquid runs down.
4. lick head gently, cleaning off the ice cream, taking care to circle around the rim with short tongue flicks. proceed on to kiss head gently with pouty lips before licking around shaft again.
5. have some warm fudge in mouth. then slowly start from the head and put cock in while creating suction. and then out. and in. and out.
6. find the right rhythm and enjoy.
7. finally, let the cock release its sweet load into mouth and swallow the last of this beautiful dessert.
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how? sounds delicious?:p and i would love to know more recipes!
(and oh i would kill for a pic of it, it'll look damn awesome like one of those dessert recipe books la! instead of a banana in a banana split, you have a real cock!)
RummyRaisin Hot Fudge Cock Sundae
ingredients
1 can whipped cream (optional though it shd taste real good with balls)
1 small scoop of rum raisin (or vanilla) ice cream
1 small bowl of fudge/molten chocolate
1 clean shaven cock
instructions:
1. Warm up the chocolate fudge in microwave until lukewarm.
2. Warm up the man till cock is ready. i suggest the chef to wear an apron and nothing else underneath. also cock has to withstand preparation and consumption duration. it could get messy so a plastic sheet or wipe able surface below would be good.
3. Start by placing moderate puffs of whipped cream around balls.
4. Drizzle generous amounts of fudge along penis, concentrating especially along the vein that runs underneath the shaft.
to serve:
1. lick up whipped cream at base of cock by licking around balls and sucking them gently in your mouth (according to preference).
2. trail tongue along base of penis and slowly flatten them along the whole shaft till the tip.
3. put a small dollop of ice cream in mouth and let it melt a little before allowing it to drip out onto head. it should be a cooling yet not freezing temperature. this also makes for great visual presentation as the milky liquid runs down.
4. lick head gently, cleaning off the ice cream, taking care to circle around the rim with short tongue flicks. proceed on to kiss head gently with pouty lips before licking around shaft again.
5. have some warm fudge in mouth. then slowly start from the head and put cock in while creating suction. and then out. and in. and out.
6. find the right rhythm and enjoy.
7. finally, let the cock release its sweet load into mouth and swallow the last of this beautiful dessert.
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how? sounds delicious?:p and i would love to know more recipes!