Things that make you say "FUCK"

[apalucakap]

KNN fuck the jaga kereta boy who washed my already gleaming car with dirty water. Fuck his lor mo :mad:

[lychee-martini]

Fuck Hotel81 because I once went into a "cleaned" room and saw a used condom full of cum right smack in the middle of the floor! :eek: Cannot stand Hotel81. JIALATZ!!! :mad:

[Minty Mint]

My gf says her menstrual period hasn't been coming for almost 2 week plus.:eek:..... some more near our exam period. Wow. damn stress.

Go to 7-11 buy pregnancy text kit to double confirm. But result say "negative"????

When for a checked at the nearest clinic. Thank God, She was not pregnant. She was just too stress over her final years exam, thats why her period was late

[HPoirot]

When my girl gets naked in front of me and asks what i wanna do now.

"FUCK"

:cool:

[madaboutsex]

Fish & Duck had an affair, months later

"FUCK" was born.

[ahtas]

When going into a CBD area and i forget to insert my Cash card! And this happened many time liao.....fuck.....:D

[sex4LiFe]

If Rafa Benitez fails to sell LUCAS... FUCK (x100)!

opps.. pai seh.. i should be saying some sexual things right? :D

[^Mio^]

When i am extreme angry!

[Clyde Frog]

4D miss by one number...FXXK!

[old_yet_horny]

CEO announce last week that although company make some money this year but will not be giving out mid-year bonuses due to "unforeseen economy situation" and more over all public servant also no bonus...:mad::mad::mad:

[gunner77]

when using my com for to type my reports, and the com hang FUCK!

[Spurslover]

KNN fuck the jaga kereta boy who washed my already gleaming car with dirty water. Fuck his lor mo :mad:

Bro,

KNN is okay.

In my opinion, sending greetings to his "lor mo" is disrespect to the parent/s and too big a gamble to play.

Try confronting him and reporting it to the boss. You can scold him, but I think leave others' parents alone when you are mad/angry.

Just my 2 cents worth.

[Bangster]

Yup I think you are right. Unless it's the kid's mother who asked him to do that.

Anyways I say "fuck" when:

1) ...my clean underwear comes off the clothes hook and drop on the soapy bathroom floor

FUCK!

2) ...I see a huge pair of breasts under a piece of carelessly worn top, with lotsa cleavage and hopefully can also see some bits of the lace of the bra cup...

FUCK!! (with eyes big big)

3) ...PC crash. Esp when watching porn and both the film's and my climax are reaching

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

[Criminalz]

when about to have sex with a girl and then realize she got a dick and it bigger than mine..

[TroyGage]

when about to have sex with a girl and then realize she got a dick and it bigger than mine..

I hope this doesn't happen often :eek:

[hardthrob81]

4D miss by one number...FXXK!

for me,

4D miss by one draw!

serious! first prize! whack on wed, come out sat! cb! :mad::mad::mad::mad:

[D_Silver]

When the car in front of me brake suddenly and I have to jam brake hard hard... I'd go 'what the FUCK!'

[izerkudie]

when i dont see pretty gals in club:mad:

[simple2kee]

when i accidentally dropped my handphone into the toilet's bowl. :D

[qw2op]

wen u wanna surf 2 sbf oni 2 find dat iz server's down ...

[wish_mistress]

when im almost there then my partner cum :cool:

[nicchu]

things i will say fuck:
1) when i saw my FB bush thicker den Cecilia Cheung. FUCK!
2) caught during a nice bbbj session at some shoppin centre's staircase by a security guard doin his patrol. FUCK!
3)painting my gf pussy when suddenly her menses came.. FUCK FUCK!

[Fatty George]

"Fuck" ... my problem again meh?

Who the Fuck Zap me again ?

[Brickess]

When theres a cockroach near me :p

[ilurbu]

when my client decides to pull out of a major project for "fun" right after I celebrate the contract signing with my love.

the pain makes you feel friggin homicidal!

[Mkampf]

When " listening " peng hu, calling 3 sides....then la sup flower come..... fuck :(

[ScottParker]

1. When I saw a bird land near me...drop some birdshit and fly off... FUCK!

2. When I walk and accidentally step on shit...FUCKING FUCK!

3. When I had to redo work again, because of computer problems...FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!

4. When my computer crash...together with my hard disk drive (always always backup!!)...ULTIMATE FUCCCCCCCCCK!

[tooned]

when about to bonk and notice her nipple hair is longer than mine. FUCK!

[BoinKING]

hilarious thread, one of the many that i'll come out and post.
Keep it coming.

When walking in my slippers and i accidentally kicked the curb. FUCKing cheebye!

[Purgatory]

When U eye a pretty gal in a dim disco/pub then she winks and comes over and say in the most manly voice there is... "Care to buy me a drink?" FUCK!!!

When U think U striking JACKPOT in SAFRA with $1/credits and 3 credits/line the last picture at the last column when out of the screen!! FUCK!!!

When U are with FL/WL in your car going to love nest and sees your relatives/wife/GF while stopping at pedestrian crossing... double FUCK!!!

When both your wife and maid are having mensus!! FUUUUCCCCKKK!!!!

[apalucakap]

Yeah...keep it coming.

Never realised that this thread is so FUCKING rejuventing. It is getting more FUCKING hilarious and more FUCKING funny that I can't stop FUCKING laughing. It really make my FUCKED days FUCKABLE :D

[raykwok79]

I would say "FUCK" when:

(1) Got a chick, started kissing and petting took off the clothes and "WHAT THE FUCK!" she dun shave her arm pit and pussy. Full bloom pussy.

(2) When my staff came to me and tell me his reason for not meeting the sales target, I would say "My fucking problem?"

(3) Saw any gals with big boobs and long legs, I would say "Let's fuck!".
(4) When a gay harass me in the gym, I will say "Fuck off".

Ha ha ha

[sootongs]

When ya get drunk and had ONS with a girl that makes Snuffleupagus look attractive....and you feel pain in ur asshole as you realise "she" has a dick.....

Like what they have on 91.3-----> YOU KANNA FUCK!!!!:cool:

[sootongs]

When " listening " peng hu, calling 3 sides....then la sup flower come..... fuck :(

HAHAHAA when you listening for 5-dai and some 1-dai fella game...

[ang09]

When i removed my condom and i realised that it was broke!That Fuck word will be shouted Loud and clear!!!!

[bigmannow]

quarrelling wif unreasonable ppl. that shud be the common.. how come no one mention????

[Wynhan]

When I have In Camp Training, Mobilization and RT.:(

When my female boss ask me to show some performance.

[BKnight]

when I'm fucking my girlfriend halfway..ding dong! karang guni, old newspaper....ding dong! karang guni, old newspaper....ding dong! ding dong...karang guni....................Fuck!!

but understand not his fault because he just doing his rounds of recycling...:D

[Bangster]

When both your wife and maid are having mensus!! FUUUUCCCCKKK!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAA :D

actually good lah..in that case can cut the pad in 2 and share...no need waste money to buy 1 more pack...not cheap leh this roti

[Decold]

when i saw a pretty babe and didn't concentrate on my driving and hit the kerb...FUCK!
When the repair for my car cost me a bomb aftertat...DOUBLE FUCK!
When i told my wife the reason y i damage the car...TRIPLE FUCK

[popi824]

I would say "FUCK" when:

(1) Got a chick, started kissing and petting took off the clothes and "WHAT THE FUCK!" she dun shave her arm pit and pussy. Full bloom pussy.

(2) When my staff came to me and tell me his reason for not meeting the sales target, I would say "My fucking problem?"

(3) Saw any gals with big boobs and long legs, I would say "Let's fuck!".
(4) When a gay harass me in the gym, I will say "Fuck off".

Ha ha ha

Haha...damn funny

[hornychef]

when the pussy is super smelly . i will say fuck

[malaylover]

when i try to touch my gf's boobs and pussy then she turns and asks me "what do you want?" FUCK.

when i am going down on her and i hear her moan and having a good time and then i taste blood. FUCK.

[sootongs]

When I have In Camp Training, Mobilization and RT.:(

When my female boss ask me to show some performance.

Lol you bring her to H81 and perform for her till she sextisfied lohz!! :p

[tomvoyeur]

When I have In Camp Training, Mobilization and RT.:(

Same sentiments bro. This is the single most important factor that turns me away from the country.....A country that does not respect its citizens' autonomy deserves no respect in return....:mad:

[STK01]

Same sentiments bro. This is the single most important factor that turns me away from the country.....A country that does not respect its citizens' autonomy deserves no respect in return....:mad:

Brother Tom,

I remembered when you introduced yourself to me many years ago your nickname has the word 'fuck' embedded in it. :D

How's life overseas?

[apalucakap]

1. Was up an escalator and in front was this gorgeous SYT wearing a micro mini skirt exposing her smooth long legs. How I wished I could FUCK her brain out.


2. Saw her again sitting next table at a coffee cafe. Caught a side glance of her braless nipple through her loose-shouldered blouse. Woah...wanted desperately to FUCK her right through the headboard.

[baimi]

Someone driving a big car, thinking he is paying
more road tax can cut into my lane suddenly without
giving proper signal ~ WTF

Accusing me of something i never did ~ WTF

Downloading something and almost done
when suddenly pc went off ~ WTF

Phone keep ringing and when i rush to pick up
it goes dead ~ WTF

Going all the way to my favourite food stall
and it closed for the day ~ WTF

After keying the last tab to draw some money
and the m/c displayed 'unable to dispense cash' ~ WTF

Tear the wrong date on my parking cuopon and
kena summon ~ WTF

Late for work and caught in a traffic jam ~ WTF

Cancellation of appointment by someone at the
very last minute ~ WTF

Watching an exciting 'live' game and half way through
transmition breaks down ~ WTF

10 WTFs

[welk]

Eat 1.5 balls. 0-0 all the way until jalan close. Then 92 and 93 mins 2 goals...Fuck!

[sootongs]

The best way to explain is to define how it is used ;) from dictionary.com:Dhappy reading

–verb (used with object) 1. to have sexual intercourse with.
2. Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.

–verb (used without object) 3. to have sexual intercourse.
4. Slang. to meddle (usually fol. by around or with).

–interjection 5. Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)

–noun 6. an act of sexual intercourse.
7. a partner in sexual intercourse.
8. Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
9. the fuck, Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)

—Verb phrases10. fuck around, Slang. a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b. to engage in promiscuous sex.

11. fuck off, Slang. a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.

12. fuck up, Slang. a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.

—Idiom13. give a fuck, Slang. to care; be concerned.

Origin:
1495–1505; akin to MD fokken to thrust, copulate with, Sw dial. focka to copulate with, strike, push, fock penis

Related forms:

fucky, adjective

v. fucked, fuck·ing, fucks

v. tr.
1.To have sexual intercourse with.
2.To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
3.Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
v. intr.
1.To engage in sexual intercourse.
2.To act wastefully or foolishly.
3.To interfere; meddle. Often used with with.
n. 1.An act of sexual intercourse.
2.A partner in sexual intercourse.
3.A despised person.
4.Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for?
interj. Used to express extreme displeasure.
Phrasal Verb(s):
fuck off1.Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
2.To spend time idly.
3.To masturbate.
fuck overTo treat unfairly; take advantage of.
fuck up1.To make a mistake; bungle something.
2.To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly.
3.To cause to be intoxicated.

[Middle English, attested in pseudo-Latin fuccant, (they) fuck, deciphered from gxddbov.]
Word History: The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, "Flen flyys," from the first words of its opening line, "Flen, flyys, and freris," that is, "fleas, flies, and friars." The line that contains fuck reads "Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk." The Latin words "Non sunt in coeli, quia," mean "they [the friars] are not in heaven, since." The code "gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk" is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields "fvccant [a fake Latin form] vvivys of heli." The whole thus reads in translation: "They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely [a town near Cambridge

fuck

a difficult word to trace, in part because it was taboo to the editors of the original OED when the "F" volume was compiled, 1893-97. Written form only attested from early 16c. OED 2nd edition cites 1503, in the form fukkit; earliest appearance of current spelling is 1535 -- "Bischops ... may fuck thair fill and be vnmaryit" [Sir David Lyndesay, "Ane Satyre of the Thrie Estaits"], but presumably it is a much more ancient word than that, simply one that wasn't likely to be written in the kind of texts that have survived from O.E. and M.E. Buck cites proper name John le Fucker from 1278. The word apparently is hinted at in a scurrilous 15c. poem, titled "Flen flyys," written in bastard L. and M.E. The relevant line reads:
Non sunt in celi
quia fuccant uuiuys of heli
"They [the monks] are not in heaven because they fuck the wives of Ely." Fuccant is pseudo-L., and in the original it is written in cipher. The earliest examples of the word otherwise are from Scottish, which suggests a Scandinavian origin, perhaps from a word akin to Norw. dial. fukka "copulate," or Swedish dial. focka "copulate, strike, push," and fock "penis." Another theory traces it to M.E. fkye, fike "move restlessly, fidget," which also meant "dally, flirt," and probably is from a general North Sea Gmc. word, cf. M.Du. fokken, Ger. ficken "fuck," earlier "make quick movements to and fro, flick," still earlier "itch, scratch;" the vulgar sense attested from 16c. This would parallel in sense the usual M.E. slang term for "have sexual intercourse," swive, from O.E. swifan "to move lightly over, sweep" (see swivel). Chronology and phonology rule out Shipley's attempt to derive it from M.E. firk "to press hard, beat." As a noun, it dates from 1680. French foutre and Italian fottere look like the Eng. word but are unrelated, derived rather from L. futuere, which is perhaps from PIE base *bhau(t)- "knock, strike off," extended via a figurative use "from the sexual application of violent action" [Shipley; cf. the sexual slang use of bang, etc.]. Popular and Internet derivations from acronyms (and the "pluck yew" fable) are merely ingenious trifling. The O.E. word was hæman, from ham "dwelling, home," with a sense of "take home, co-habit." Fuck was outlawed in print in England (by the Obscene Publications Act, 1857) and the U.S. (by the Comstock Act, 1873). The word may have been shunned in print, but it continued in conversation, especially among soldiers during WWI

fuck
The claim that fuck is an acronym is demonstrably false. It is an old word of Germanic origin.

[tigerprawn]

When your OKT recommend you a new local SYT who's new in the FL trade, guarantee 100% pretty and solid figure. So you rush to H81 to book room, sms room number, then wait excitedly and impatiently in room. 5 minutes later "Knock! Knock!" you peep through door hole and see your girlfriend at the door.... FUCK!!!!!

[King_Kingsley]

when i betted alot in liverpool and they lose *fuck*
when i lost my wallet *fuck*
when i need to use the condom and realise that its all used up *fuck*

[angrybigpenis]

when the pussy is super smelly . i will say fuck

Say only, izzit.....or you also fuck? I'd say WTF!

How about gf giving you BBBJ when you cruising along TPE but some car crashes into your backside and gf bites off your cock, chokes to death and your zip is stuck (so cannot go out and exchange details).

Then you say FUCK!

[swain]

-When I bump into an old friend after a long time;
-When I've forgotten something;
-When someone irritates me;
-When I stumble;
-When I am surprise;

... whenever.

[angrybigpenis]

-When I bump into an old friend after a long time;
-When I've forgotten something;
-When someone irritates me;
-When I stumble;
-When I am surprise;

... whenever.

When I forgot something, stumble or am surprised, I'd say FUCK ME! When someone irrates me, I say FUCK YOU! Not quite the same, hor?

[bochapsing]

Someone driving a big car, thinking he is paying
more road tax can cut into my lane suddenly without
giving proper signal ~ WTF


i think i say the most FUCK when i'm on the road....

really cannot tahan those inconsiderate, ignorant, ya ya drivers..

FFF....!!!

:mad::mad::mad: