You know you are a Greenhorn cheongster when...

[eEconomist]

...... you walk into a HC and ask

"Excuse me, here got special or not huh?"

(I did that 20 years ago when I first cheong.. pai seh )


:o:o

[VanGogh]

my first BJ in Health Centre, the gal uses her mouth to put on condom for me, i still thought she gave me BBBJ, until I cum... I really thought !! WOW I CIM.... LOL..... :D

That was about 12 years ago, at Marina South I think...

[ansonsohna]

Remember when i first go GL hse which is more than ten years ago. After "choosing" (frens reco the gal so i know the name) the OKT 出price ...... i bargained.

Kena suan: "you think this is market is it?".

altho i seldom bargain anymore (i agak mkt rate as i do research at sammyboy first ;) - tks bros!) nonetheless i still think can bargain one ..... am i still greenhorn then?

[nukebomb]

That happened more than 20 years ago, during tt time Pertain rd still got alot chio pros fm malaysia , the front portion of whorehouses are still attap houses(if you enter fm the Bamboo stick bar direction), we whole group of kampong guys queue up for bonking, then shout to the front faster, faster cannot tahan liao.:)

[KangTuo]

When you go E*** ktv and expect the viet babes to just sit, talk and abit of raba.
:)

[Erick]

.....when you thought that 1 session means bonk all you want for one whole night....( I thought so when first started )
....when you thought that cof cim was SOP.....( and again I did )
....when your heart rate goes up as you book a room.....

[Cheonging101]

Remember when i first go GL hse which is more than ten years ago. After "choosing" (frens reco the gal so i know the name) the OKT 出price ...... i bargained.

Kena suan: "you think this is market is it?".

altho i seldom bargain anymore (i agak mkt rate as i do research at sammyboy first ;) - tks bros!) nonetheless i still think can bargain one ..... am i still greenhorn then?

Bro, are you talking the legal house? If you are, then cannot bargain, right?

If it's not, you suan back, "market sell chai, meat, fish, chicken and clams. here no sell meh?":p Anyway, market also not low-class what. No need paiseh. The place where the richest moguls in US trade also call "stock MARKET", right? :D

Okay, my list:
...you have to ask your buddies how much tip to give before entering any cheonging establishments.
...your grin freeze on your face whole day after feeling boobs brush against your arms.
...you puke in the toilet after looking into other KTV rooms and saw the girl you were frenching a minute ago, having another guy's cock cumming in her mouth.
...(Ultimate!)you came... IN YOUR PANTS.

[JERK-KAN]

You know you are green horns when you take more than 2 min to put on a condom ...Tio boh?

[Connor]

when you take the first girl that walk into your room at ktv bcos you embarassed to reject her even if she is cmi.
when you stand outside your room holding your phone and having fake conversation until your girl comes back to you cos you do not know how to reject and are stuck with 6 girls already.

[ansonsohna]

Bro, are you talking the legal house? If you are, then cannot bargain, right?

.......

Okay, my list:
...you have to ask your buddies how much tip to give before entering any cheonging establishments.
...your grin freeze on your face whole day after feeling boobs brush against your arms.
...you puke in the toilet after looking into other KTV rooms and saw the girl you were frenching a minute ago, having another guy's cock cumming in her mouth.
...(Ultimate!)you came... IN YOUR PANTS.

yes bro, i am indeeding talking abt legal hse ...... why i so cheapo and talk abt bargain (till now)? this is cos once i one time for fun say to okt got no money $120 can (for a CAT $150 gal), he say can ........ altho only $30 discount, i feel like i kena 4D like tat :D

bro, dam sad and malu .... accordingly to yur greenhorn list, i sebei greenhorn (almost like virgin boy).......maybe i need to go to yur cheonging 101 class:

1) i 2 weeks ago visit macau ktv, i ask my bro how much tip to give (its $30 btw - somewhere between BS/NSG/QG and DC). i aso once offer a TAM KTV gal $200 for ST, she lao lan - say wah lan .... tink tis is GL is it? (Greenhorn mistake is to never clarify price first).

2) touch neh neh ... shoik mah. sometimes i see peekaboo oredi got grin in my face. accidently see gf's fren pang jio (at a island beach resort) excited like fuck ... can wank off tis mental image for days

me so greenhorn, talking abt tits brushing, i posted a little story abt tis gal (who is a 中国妹 "body" model ) at another thread. anyway, she hugged me and i felt her tits against my chest .... dam excited and buay chai, this is "friendship hug" supposedly non sexual ...... but my didi got stirring.

anyway, i got her photos courtesy of my cousin who is based in HKG.

http://img1.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/5446/5446979c98b5b4d29fb8d373b35684a606bc776.jpg

http://img9.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/5446/5446978d512bd5e18031dbf1f239bffa04f920c.jpg

3) heng ah never kena. don't like to french unless oredi in htl.

4) got a recent incident my gf masterbate me frm outside my pants. (okay lah, my pants ah beng one - can put chicken inside ... donch know if bros remember MC hammer........and my kuku aso not very big. anyways my gf talk dirty while continue stroking .... suppose to go htl 81 for release but no need liao cos cum oredi..... in my pants. wah lao, i ultimate loser!

yum seng to all bros from mr greenhorn anson

[Yardstick]

1) You go into a HC and get shocked by guys walking around naked.

2) You walk in a massage cubicle and stand there like a idiot till the massuse come in and tell you what to do.

3) You ask the KTV girl 'can i touch your breasts?'

4) You walk pass GL backlane and wonder why there are so many people gathering around.

5) You go into a hotel and ask the girl to use her ID to book the room.

[liberatte]

You go into GL... "Here got 'chicken' arh?"

[walle]

when u go GL fish tank, after fark the gal liao u ask for ang pao as u tell the okt and gal, saying this is ur 1st time:D

[eEconomist]

Any contribution?

:confused:

[Sexy Under]

When you say......

HC - Must I take off my underwear? What is special?

GL - You strip first or I strip first?

FL - Ni hao ma?

Seasoned ones.... know what to say and do! :D:D

[tansb]

When you think tipping $20 is Alot for the lup sup pub you go to. But at the same time you very very high cause you can drink and hug girls at the same time.

When you go into a ktv and you see mamasan recommend you girl. You thought that this only happens in hong kong traids show. Never in sg cos you thought law Sibeh strict.

When you chiong ktv and than you don't dare to touch the girl beside you. You though can hug only. Touch breast must need chemistry or ask or pay more.

You go to geylang lor 18 and than very stress Duno they are $50 cat anot and than don't dare ask the okt cause you think they are all gangster willing to beat you up when ask about price.

When a legalized hooker bathe for you and you profusely say no.

When a legalized hooker starts to drink hot water and proceed south. You keep thibking WTF SO HOSEH AH?! Needless to say for cold water.

You thought that ktv girls cannot up one. They pei you sit only.

When you still looking at sbf thinking nah Beh how to go pertain?

When you get shocked that pertain has older working ladies.

When you think that hugging girls in ktv gives you a false sense of surreal feeling that you are a headman of a local gangster triad ( too much young and dangerous. )

When you think that $150 geylang cat IS THE BEST.

[newyorker88]

...... you walk into a HC and ask

"Excuse me, here got special or not huh?"

(I did that 20 years ago when I first cheong.. pai seh )


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THat is why we have this forum to educate the green horns :D:D:D

[eEconomist]

THat is why we have this forum to educate the green horns :D:D:D

But too bad, there wasn't even the internet 22 years ago when I asked that question.

:D