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linnah89
15-06-2010, 12:09 AM
why do i feel like i shoot something out when i am having sex? but in fact i never shoot out... can sbf bros help me

cpgoer
15-06-2010, 12:25 AM
hmm... IA IA no feeling...

linnah89
15-06-2010, 12:30 AM
IA IA no feeling? what does it mean?

heartbroken
15-06-2010, 12:48 AM
IA IA no feeling? what does it mean?

means you are drawing blanks...u said u feel like you shoot but nothing comes out, does it mean you keep having 'orgasms'? :D

S.B.Y
15-06-2010, 12:49 AM
IA IA no feeling? what does it mean?

Guess you're under 18 (haven;t serve your national service or you're a foreigner)

For the answer there's for us to know and you to find out :D

Hapi searching for the answer

Johnston
15-06-2010, 01:03 AM
IA IA no feeling? what does it mean?

IA = Immediate Action

A military term referring to actions you take RIGHT NOW when your firearm stops going bang bang and starts going click click. The IA procedure for almost all rifles go like this.


SEEK COVER! (Cover not concealment)
hit the mag release lever and either drop the mag or store the mag
(dont bother go look see the ejection port lah)
pull the cocking handle (otherwise known as T-Bar) many many times.
Check that your bolt carrier returns fully to battery
retrieve a new magazine from your webbing and insert into the magazine well.
pull the cocking handle to chamber the first round and carry on with the mission. ;)

Johnston
15-06-2010, 01:07 AM
means you are drawing blanks...u said u feel like you shoot but nothing comes out, does it mean you keep having 'orgasms'? :D

A round may be assembled without powder, this is a fault of the manufacturing process.

Such a round is called a squib round and when fired there is little if no recoil/slide movement and care must be taken not to continue firing but instead pull the weapon's action to eject the faulty round and chamber a fresh round from the ammo feeding device. :D

WARNING: not ejecting the faulty round may lead to a double feed jam or even weapon explosion :eek:

goodpartner
15-06-2010, 01:09 AM
why do i feel like i shoot something out when i am having sex? but in fact i never shoot out... can sbf bros help me

Are you still in primary school?

I remember when I was that young, I used to feel damn shiok pressing my dick hard against the floor board and get an orgasm of "shooting" but nothing came out; probably because my bladder has not fully developed to produce sperms yet.

Usually happens in the morning when I had a "wet dream" of somekind; last time I sleep on those wooden sheet on the floor, not mattress/bed :D

So you're a kid.
School Holidays...:rolleyes:

Hurricane88
15-06-2010, 06:06 AM
this is known as dry cum...:)

Gaia81
15-06-2010, 09:26 AM
Penis cancer during school holidays. The cancer cells will die off when the holiday is over.

No worries.

Speedy69
15-06-2010, 09:49 AM
b4 wackin u more...
notice TS is by e nick of linnah89:confused::confused:

do i need to assume u r a F here?:rolleyes:
if M wana shoot or cant something out when i am having sex then mayb ur brain is struck w sperm?
If F.........need a F samster to speak from experience.:)

hermit1313
15-06-2010, 10:16 AM
IA = Immediate Action

A military term referring to actions you take RIGHT NOW when your firearm stops going bang bang and starts going click click. The IA procedure for almost all rifles go like this.


SEEK COVER! (Cover not concealment)
hit the mag release lever and either drop the mag or store the mag
(dont bother go look see the ejection port lah)
pull the cocking handle (otherwise known as T-Bar) many many times.
Check that your bolt carrier returns fully to battery
retrieve a new magazine from your webbing and insert into the magazine well.
pull the cocking handle to chamber the first round and carry on with the mission. ;)

Bro u still using M16 har... now no T-Bar liao... just did my Sar conversion course few yrs back... think its time to upgrade urs if not u always kena IA liao... haha

Lizzert
15-06-2010, 11:39 AM
In Hokkien...
Lancheow pai leow

In English...Your Dick is spoilt.

S.B.Y
15-06-2010, 12:42 PM
this is known as dry cum...:)

Steam KEring :eek:

Johnston
15-06-2010, 01:00 PM
just did my Sar conversion course few yrs back... think its time to upgrade urs if not u always kena IA liao... haha

> . > in the UK, they use "stoppage drills", when in the middle of action, your primary goes click,you dont waste time do all this clear jam, you immediately transition to your back up weapon and continue the mission. :D

As i always have backup weapon with me i am assured of mission accomplished all the time no matter how many rounds have been expended at the range or during the course of the mission. :eek:

29flora
15-06-2010, 01:45 PM
errrr....can someone enlighten me about bladders producing sperms? I dont't think I recall reading or studying about that one.

I have a feeling the TS is a female?

Care to confrim TS?

Cheers.

Hurricane88
15-06-2010, 02:09 PM
Steam KEring :eek:

Pak p...betul la...hormat senjata...:)

f355sg
15-06-2010, 02:12 PM
errrr....can someone enlighten me about bladders producing sperms? I dont't think I recall reading or studying about that one.

I have a feeling the TS is a female?

Care to confrim TS?

Cheers.

i have a feeling TS is a female too..
if she's born in 89, she's 21 now.. :p
my guess is she is having the feeling of urinating while nearing orgasm, but nothing comes out... a little bit more stimulation and she'll have her first squirting experience... :p

seafrog
15-06-2010, 06:40 PM
i have a feeling TS is a female too..
if she's born in 89, she's 21 now.. :p
my guess is she is having the feeling of urinating while nearing orgasm, but nothing comes out... a little bit more stimulation and she'll have her first squirting experience... :p


godly if she can squirt.. then she'll be hungry for more... wahaha!! :p

Rayflix
15-06-2010, 10:58 PM
Gut feeling tells me TS is a female too, hence not understanding our common "IA" term since only guys know it.

Sis linnah89, I agree with the previous post on the stimulation part. You might be a squirter for all you know!