need advice from senior sbf bros

[mr chen]

one of my air stewardess friend will be coming back in a few weeks time and i am looking fwd to bonk her. she is ard 25 and we were classmates.

we have been talking dirty for quite a while via msn online and we had dinner every now and then when she returned to sg.

i would need senior sbf bros to advise me what are the Do and Don't when i meet her in a few weeks time. example will be how to observe her body gesture that she is game to bonk, how to pop the golden question and which hotel is good etc.

thanks you.

[Mr MCBB]

we have been talking dirty for quite a while via msn online and we had dinner every now and then when she returned to sg.

i would need senior sbf bros to advise me what are the Do and Don't when i meet her in a few weeks time. example will be how to observe her body gesture that she is game to bonk, how to pop the golden question and which hotel is good etc.

thanks you.


Am certainly no senior here but just had to add a bit of my limited "wisdom" :p

I would advise you to be directly indirect in your messages instead of doing in on a face-to-face basis, that is making some innuendos as to your intentions, example,

"You are making me very stressfully horny indeed with all your replies so as a good friend would you care to help me relieve off some?" :D

[mr chen]

@Mr MCBB, i like your word play. point taken. i have been exercising to keep my body at optimum for the showdown :)

thanks once again.

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

..... how to pop the golden question and which hotel is good etc.

Bro Xgenre has got an universal answer that works everytime!
Bro REG has got list of High CLass Hotel
We got everything in this forum except SYT:D;)

[mr chen]

@Ichigo_Kurosaki, hahah... that is a nice one. but she and i speak english ma so maybe i use the same words but with a heavily british accent ba :)

[old_yet_horny]

Bedding a woman who talks dirty to you is not diffcult...

Cos somewhere back in her mind.. she is alreday fantacising about have sex with you... Moreover, she's willing to dine with you despite all those dirty talks.. That means you won half the battle liao..:cool:

Just bring her to somewhere nice and quiet for dinner... have some drinks to build up the mood... once timing is about there...advance slowly by brushing your hands on her senstitive parts like waist..spine..face etc etc.. (dun go for the "finger in the snatch" directly and bluntly for god's sake):mad:

If she is positive to your response.. just ask her if she is willling to take things 1 step further like having a "rest" in the hotel or if she like it rough.. tell her you want to F her like crazy...:eek:


Hope you have all the luck that night and be nice to give us a FR after which..kekeke...:D

[thomas88]

Bedding a woman who talks dirty to you is not diffcult......:D

Very well said bro......Confirmed can onz. :D

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Bro old_yet_horny, you forgot to tell Mr Chen, it be great if it's a raining night too ;)

[alan0338]

Mr chen, dun think need to teach one la this type of things, when very horny,
all the tricks/approaches/signals will come out automatically....:D

[naturegreen]

All looks good for you. Half battle won etc.... but just beware, some girls are just purely teasers.

[biozaogeng]

Be direct.

Meet her french her staright away and ruba ruba. lol.

Ok, don't do that. Agree with bros that some girls are cock teases. Might flirt alot but if u try anything funny they'll scream rape.

Just be direct and ask her.

"Ai Sio Kan Mai? Room booked liao, condom buy le."

Even if she get pissed off, if she really horny and want u she'll just agree.

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

@Ichigo_Kurosaki, hahah... that is a nice one. but she and i speak english ma so maybe i use the same words but with a heavily british accent ba :)

Bro mr chen, good morning!

perhaps you can try this accent (of cos, my voice and you will differ, it doesn't matter):

http://www.mediafire.com/?s3itgozykd24wgz

This will make her laugh and get her real excited :D;)

[mr chen]

@bro old_yet_horny, thomas88 and alan0338, really thanks for the advice and support :)

@bro biozaogeng and naturegreen, yes indeed, i am afraid of cockteasers as well. i have to be extra alert to look for signs/lobang on that nite lor. dun wan to go to jail lor.

@Ichigo_Kurosaki, arigatoo. i have sent her the wave file liao... just kidding~

[mr chen]

Big thanks to all bros who up my points mysteriously like zorro : )

[Xgenre]

Wah, this girl is easy not easy, tough not tough ah. Hate such situations. Easy in the sense that both of you had been talking dirty on msn. So easier to proceed to next level. Hard in the sense that both of you were classmates. So if handled wrongly, the common friends will know the details of how it all went wrong. I will share with you 3 ideas of what I will do if I were you.

1. If it's possible to have sex with her in your house, I will tell her about this Korean movie 'Sex is Zero.' Just tell her that you heard it's a funny movie and that you had downloaded it (try to get it in the mean time, I think one of the threads have it.) Invite her to your house to watch it when she's back.

I've watched the movie. Absolutely hilarious. The whole show is about a guy trying to have sex. Naked men and ladies and all. Why watch this show? Because humour is a great ice-breaker and you've invited her to the slaughter-house (your room) subtly. When she's laughing like mad, slowly hug her innocently and laugh like mad. (Hahaha, later I do that to your neh neh too...) After the show, you know what you should be trying to do lar.

2. If idea 1 fails, try idea 2. I tried it before and it worked. Heng ah. I once went to a date with this girl looking very worried and stressed. When she asked you why, just tell her you've discovered a growth (like tumour) on your body and you are scared it's cancer. She'll probably tell you it's fine. Just keep looking worried and sighing till she asks you where the growth is. If she never ask, just ask her if she can help feel the area to see if there is indeed a growth/tumour. Normally ladies will oblige one. Helpful mah.

Then bring her to a quiet corner (say you are shy), take her palms and put it on your hard cock (outside of your pants). She will probably looked very shocked. You then look at her innocently and say 'I don't know why but everytime I see you, this area becomes hard like a tumour. Do you think it's cancer?' She will either scream at you and let all your friends know. Or if she's genuinely worried about you initially, she will probably feel relieved it's a prank. Then you throw in my line 'Baby, Ai Sio Kan Mai? (Bay-bee, shall we go piak piak?)' You must have balls to try this. I did it when I was younger. I thought I had balls but looking back now, I knew i only did it because I was drunk. Ha!

3. Idea 3. Ok, so we gather that she's interested in you. But what type of interest is that? The scariest part of all is when she is interested in you as a partner for life while you are just interested in her as a partner for the night or for sex only. She's 25, not 18 leh. She might be interested in settling down. Air-stewardess have horrible work schedules that disrupts their social life and limit opportunities to meet men. So my 3rd idea is this. Why not make her your girlfriend? 25 years old air stewardess not a bad catch ya?

Once she's your gf, getting her to have sex with you is going to be much easier. If you are bored and wish to move on, just say the relationship isn't working and you are better off as friends. But the most important thing is to tell her that you are glad both of you gave each other a chance to see if it's possible to be together forever (even if you never ever thought about that, say it like you have!!!) If you think you might want to RTF in future, say it with a tear in your eye. Baby, this failure is not your fault, it's all mine (cos i'm horny, you bimbo).

Baby, will you be my girlfriend? is actually more powderful than Ai Sio Kan Mai in getting you sex. It's a question without any hidden Women's Charter at all (unlike will you marry(bankrupt) me? It amazes me sometimes that girls don't recognise that 'will you be my girlfriend' is actually another version of 'ai sio kan mai'. There's actually no cost to you to mouth out the invitation for her to be your gf and thus make her a willing sex slave (ha ha..)

Try and see. You got a few weeks to bait her. Make her yearn to see you when she's back.

[MoralEpitome]

When I was still single...I would have dinner with her at a nice place...then would suggest to her to buy some drinks(alochol) and go east coast park to drink and chit chat...then I would pretend to be high and hug her....if she never reject then start kissing her slowly and rubbahing her....then I would suggest we drive to carpark 1 where it's very dark to release....hehehehe....in fact I did this while I was attached but now I feel very guilty and can't do it anymore

[leaseoflife]

Bro, these are gd advices :D can't help laughing and yet they make much sense.

Wah, this girl is easy not easy, tough not tough ah. Hate such situations. Easy in the sense that both of you had been talking dirty on msn. So easier to proceed to next level. Hard in the sense that both of you were classmates. So if handled wrongly, the common friends will know the details of how it all went wrong. I will share with you 3 ideas of what I will do if I were you.

1. If it's possible to have sex with her in your house, I will tell her about this Korean movie 'Sex is Zero.' Just tell her that you heard it's a funny movie and that you had downloaded it (try to get it in the mean time, I think one of the threads have it.) Invite her to your house to watch it when she's back.

I've watched the movie. Absolutely hilarious. The whole show is about a guy trying to have sex. Naked men and ladies and all. Why watch this show? Because humour is a great ice-breaker and you've invited her to the slaughter-house (your room) subtly. When she's laughing like mad, slowly hug her innocently and laugh like mad. (Hahaha, later I do that to your neh neh too...) After the show, you know what you should be trying to do lar.

2. If idea 1 fails, try idea 2. I tried it before and it worked. Heng ah. I once went to a date with this girl looking very worried and stressed. When she asked you why, just tell her you've discovered a growth (like tumour) on your body and you are scared it's cancer. She'll probably tell you it's fine. Just keep looking worried and sighing till she asks you where the growth is. If she never ask, just ask her if she can help feel the area to see if there is indeed a growth/tumour. Normally ladies will oblige one. Helpful mah.

Then bring her to a quiet corner (say you are shy), take her palms and put it on your hard cock (outside of your pants). She will probably looked very shocked. You then look at her innocently and say 'I don't know why but everytime I see you, this area becomes hard like a tumour. Do you think it's cancer?' She will either scream at you and let all your friends know. Or if she's genuinely worried about you initially, she will probably feel relieved it's a prank. Then you throw in my line 'Baby, Ai Sio Kan Mai? (Bay-bee, shall we go piak piak?)' You must have balls to try this. I did it when I was younger. I thought I had balls but looking back now, I knew i only did it because I was drunk. Ha!

3. Idea 3. Ok, so we gather that she's interested in you. But what type of interest is that? The scariest part of all is when she is interested in you as a partner for life while you are just interested in her as a partner for the night or for sex only. She's 25, not 18 leh. She might be interested in settling down. Air-stewardess have horrible work schedules that disrupts their social life and limit opportunities to meet men. So my 3rd idea is this. Why not make her your girlfriend? 25 years old air stewardess not a bad catch ya?

Once she's your gf, getting her to have sex with you is going to be much easier. If you are bored and wish to move on, just say the relationship isn't working and you are better off as friends. But the most important thing is to tell her that you are glad both of you gave each other a chance to see if it's possible to be together forever (even if you never ever thought about that, say it like you have!!!) If you think you might want to RTF in future, say it with a tear in your eye. Baby, this failure is not your fault, it's all mine (cos i'm horny, you bimbo).

Baby, will you be my girlfriend? is actually more powderful than Ai Sio Kan Mai in getting you sex. It's a question without any hidden Women's Charter at all (unlike will you marry(bankrupt) me? It amazes me sometimes that girls don't recognise that 'will you be my girlfriend' is actually another version of 'ai sio kan mai'. There's actually no cost to you to mouth out the invitation for her to be your gf and thus make her a willing sex slave (ha ha..)

Try and see. You got a few weeks to bait her. Make her yearn to see you when she's back.

[Arnold66SG]

Just to tip you a little on shaping up, keep those muscles warm and ready.

You will definitely need:

Forearms - Do twinkle twinkle little star.
Biceps - Do bicep curls.
Back - Do back lifts (I don't know the official name of the exercise, but lie face down and fold upwards.)
Upper Abs - Do crunches.
Lower Abs - Do leg lifts.
Side Abs - Do twists (sit with knees up, lie 45 degrees back and twist from side to side.)
PC Muscles - Do Kegel exercises.

[mr chen]

@bro Xgenre, you are the man! i have printed out your step by step, scenario by scenario instruction manual liao, using company laser jet printer :) two sets altogether, one set to burn and drink and the other set i will put inside a small pouch and will only open it when i am in a deadlock situation.

@bro MoralEpitome, hahah dun care single or not lah, any advice that works for me is good advice :)

@bro leaseoflife, yes indeed, i really appreciate sbf bros to advise me during time of uncertainty :) all of you are the BEST!

[YJ17]

My method is kinda similar to bro Moralepitome's method.

1) nice dinner
2) go to a place to drink
3) suggest to go other place to drink (ur hse is the best)
4) on some nice music, dim the lights and continue drinking at home
5) start to make her slow dance with u
6) hoh seh liao, no need further elobration

[mr chen]

@bro YJ17, this is what i am thinking of. of course home is better cos got home ground advantage ma hahahhhha

@bro Arnold66SG, yes i have been keeping fit and lean for this epic fight! she is busty and has a curvaceous ass :)
imagine i doggy turbo f*** her like street fighter turbo!

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bonked:
sg minah, prc, european, sg chinese, korea, pinoy and thai.

yet to bonk:
japanese, taiwanese, hk, vietnam, eurasian and sg india.

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[Johnston]

Tell her : We gonna drink these two bottles of Cristal and then we can play two in the pink and one in the stink. ;)

[Arnold66SG]

Damn! I smell danger. Busty is a good thing, you're in luck bro. But curvy ass and doggy can mean danger. Curvy ass in doggy means the hole is actually further from you than normal, unless she is in the anvil position (correct me if I'm wrong - chest low butts high doggy position). If you are not long enough, you may find that the butt cheeks put the distance between you and her hole, and penetration won't be deep.

If you want to turbo fuck, I suggest the best is cowgirl. But make sure it's a mattress you are doing it on, not the floor or some table or the kitchen top. Otherwise your whole back blue-black. Doggy is not easy to go turbo, but keep those muscles tightened any way. Absolutely no harm trying, right?

Any way, don't waste it. Paiseh I do abit of advertisement here, but with such a hot girl you would want to last more than one round right? My thread in Newbie board is dedicated to multiple shots for males. Do pay a visit, even though it's just starting and there's not much info.

And of course, good luck!

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Mr Chen, ok...I have prepared a sexy song to get you in the mood feeling sexy and for her to release her inner sex goddess, getting hot and heavy with you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_aC5xPQ2f4

In addition, to help you further, there's also a "learn to dance sexy" video - Please take note on "Grinding" at 2.28mins. This is a killer moves!
(Caution Apply: Please do not strain a nerve or muscle .....Just learn those moves that you feel comfortable and able to move without over-exerting yourself). :D:p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJuhYNwe3Cs

Lastly, Do not get yourself too excited and stress-up.

Good luck and make her squirt like a musical fountain!!! :) ;)

[mr chen]

@bro Ichigo_Kurosaki's & Johnston, thanks for the poem and videos!!!

[Strawberry]

Baby, will you be my girlfriend? is actually more powderful than Ai Sio Kan Mai in getting you sex. It's a question without any hidden Women's Charter at all (unlike will you marry(bankrupt) me? It amazes me sometimes that girls don't recognise that 'will you be my girlfriend' is actually another version of 'ai sio kan mai'. There's actually no cost to you to mouth out the invitation for her to be your gf and thus make her a willing sex slave (ha ha..)



That is very right... :D Both have the same meaning but route differently.

[mr chen]

@bro strawberry, i am baffled as well.

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bonked:
sg minah, prc, european, sg chinese, korea, pinoy and thai.

yet to bonk:
japanese, taiwanese, hk, vietnam, eurasian and sg india.

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[mr chen]

i got a burning question to ask senior bros here. how do you sweet-talk the opposite sex to take revealing pic of themselves/bonking session etc?

the reason why i ask is if everything turn out well, meaning that if i can bonk my frd, then i will write a short story plus pics to better illustrate the story ma.

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bonked:
sg minah, prc, european, sg chinese, korea, pinoy and thai.

yet to bonk:
japanese, taiwanese, hk, vietnam, eurasian and sg india.

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[Arnold66SG]

It doesn't sound like a question that can be answered in isolation of context.

It's more a measure of sensitivity and guts. If you do get to bonking, you could make the suggestion like just another burning fantasy you'd enjoy.

I suppose honesty is the policy. Use her camera, tell her what'd you like to do with the pictures, and ask permission. Basically, it's to vest control of the pictures in her hands to allay the feeling of danger in her. But then, you would be in danger, nor would you have the prime privilege of uploading the pictures here.

But you would rather stay in her good books if she doesn't want the photos publicized, than risk all the good times ahead by secretly putting them here.

Nonetheless, you are thoughtful for SBF bros here, and that is much appreciated.

[Xgenre]

@bro strawberry, i am baffled as well.

I don't get what you mean here. Baffled means frustrated and confused. What's frustrating and confusing you?

[mr chen]

@bro Arnold66SG, tks for yr advice :) very very risky ne... use her phone to take pics... hmm... but sure it is a good way to get her trust.

[mr chen]

@bro Xgenre, sorry for my england is not powderful enuff. what i meant was 'will you be my girlfriend' is actually another version of 'ai sio kan mai'. i am amazed why almost all gals dun know the underpinning meaning.

[singexpat]

TS, if u still unsure hor, many Bros here can to volunteer to show u (practical)..
U juz need to open ur mouth and ask nia... :D

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Ah Chen arh! Why so complicated all of a sudden? :eek::D
Finish your soup 1st before jumping to dessert la. Remember no empty promises hor! :)

[sgdenon]

TS, really looking forward to an juicy FR from you after you have bonked her. Something crossed my mind, is it possible that she code red that day and you cant bonk her? how ah?

Wish you best of luck in accomplishing the mission!

[mr chen]

@bro singexpat, thanks for the encouragement!

@bro Ichigo_Kurosaki, dun know leh, the thought of it makes me sexcited :) but u r right, i need to be patient.

@bro sgdenon, wa bro, got so unluckily ma :( darn messy and bloody lor.
i am looking fwd to writing the FR honestly speaking.

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bonked:
sg minah, prc, european, sg chinese, korea, pinoy and thai.

yet to bonk:
japanese, taiwanese, hk, vietnam, eurasian and sg india.

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