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diet818
14-12-2010, 10:11 AM
Bros help pls!!!!

Please share is there any way to go overseas without your OC being able to detect that you are overseas either through the difference in ringtone or her hp bill?

I'm sure some of the senior bros go overseas to play while your OC is away on business trips. Please share how you escape detection leh :confused:

Sometimes when you are overseas and the network can't reach you, the mobile operator would speak in their language (etc japanese) which would give away that you are actually overseas

Even if the network is connected, there will be a difference in ringing tone.

I am thinking would it be possible to escape detection if i am to leave my mobile phone in Singapore then forward all the calls to a prepaid SIM card (which i would carry overseas)?

If there is any better methods, please enlighten me and share with all the bros here

slaughter
14-12-2010, 02:09 PM
I am thinking would it be possible to escape detection if i am to leave my mobile phone in Singapore then forward all the calls to a prepaid SIM card (which i would carry overseas)?


lol.. never ever do that bro... when you forward the calls to a overseas prepaid sim card, it will still ring as overseas ringtone... only way to 'hide' from that is to apply those ringing tone packs service from your telco so that even when you are overseas, the music tone will ring in your OC's phone when she calls you... however if your bills is monitored by her then it's hard to hide those roaming charges though...

RealEstateGuy
14-12-2010, 02:24 PM
Bros help pls!!!!

Please share is there any way to go overseas without your OC being able to detect that you are overseas either through the difference in ringtone or her hp bill?

I'm sure some of the senior bros go overseas to play while your OC is away on business trips. Please share how you escape detection leh :confused:

Sometimes when you are overseas and the network can't reach you, the mobile operator would speak in their language (etc japanese) which would give away that you are actually overseas

Even if the network is connected, there will be a difference in ringing tone.

I am thinking would it be possible to escape detection if i am to leave my mobile phone in Singapore then forward all the calls to a prepaid SIM card (which i would carry overseas)?

If there is any better methods, please enlighten me and share with all the bros here

Brother, what a loser your are. If you have to go through all that why not grow a pair of balls and just get a divorce. Free your wife so she can enjoy a better more manly dick?

junior_cannibal
14-12-2010, 02:37 PM
Instead of trying to hide from your OC that you are overseas and being naughty, why not try to think of a seemingly legitimate reason for you to be in that overseas location? Why do you bother to play overseas? You really think that no one will find out? I have seen too many cases of such.
Bear the golden rule in mind, if you want to play, be prepared to be found out and face the consequence. Else, don't play at all. Sorry to sound like a disciplinary master.

sun814
14-12-2010, 02:47 PM
haha, don't tell me u hv 2 passports meh? :cool: or else why won't your OC be able to know if u go overseas?

songsong1213
14-12-2010, 02:51 PM
Hi TS, I have been thinking for the pass few years and do not have a solution. My OC pay for my HP bill... Please PM me for the solution if you manage to think of any.:-)

hoA123
14-12-2010, 03:20 PM
golf trip. ha. age old solution.
have to invest to get trust though. bring her one or two times.

which means, you really have to look like you are picking up golf.

Hooters666
14-12-2010, 03:26 PM
Company offsite conference or business trips are one good reason.

sjb1994
14-12-2010, 03:38 PM
Hi TS, I have been thinking for the pass few years and do not have a solution. My OC pay for my HP bill... Please PM me for the solution if you manage to think of any.:-)

If she cont paying, the increase in bill will alert her even she don't check detail of bill.

sky_liner2
14-12-2010, 04:59 PM
Overseas, Sentosa can or not?

Ring tone will be the same, no extra roaming charges, no passport needed. Only thing the hotel room will cost a bomb.

alphonsus
14-12-2010, 10:07 PM
Assuming handphone is your only worry, why not just dun bring your phone??:D

bfreemen
14-12-2010, 10:12 PM
Brother, what a loser your are. If you have to go through all that why not grow a pair of balls and just get a divorce. Free your wife so she can enjoy a better more manly dick?

dont like that lah . everyone is has different "level" of respect for their wifes

havana
14-12-2010, 10:53 PM
Get a starhub line.....cos my friend say something it will switch to auto roaming even he is in Woodland!!! Use this excuse for yr OC:)

naturegreen
14-12-2010, 11:56 PM
Instead of trying to hide from your OC that you are overseas and being naughty, why not try to think of a seemingly legitimate reason for you to be in that overseas location? Why do you bother to play overseas? You really think that no one will find out? I have seen too many cases of such.
Bear the golden rule in mind, if you want to play, be prepared to be found out and face the consequence. Else, don't play at all. Sorry to sound like a disciplinary master.

Very true. Paper can never wrap fire for too long.

Goatslooter
15-12-2010, 12:00 AM
very importantly u must know how to wipe er mouth after eaten.....:D there are many ways of doing.

owen10
15-12-2010, 12:07 AM
juz tell OC u r goin on reservist overseas lor. but then yr trips will only be restricted to taiwan, thailand, Oz, NZ. :D

spore women r smart. dun anyhow fool lie to her other 'non-reservist' grounds. :D

notti_boi
15-12-2010, 12:20 AM
I am also running out of excuses to go overseas! :(

owl888
15-12-2010, 12:38 AM
Hi TS, I have been thinking for the pass few years and do not have a solution. My OC pay for my HP bill... Please PM me for the solution if you manage to think of any.:-)

Bros help pls!!!!

Please share is there any way to go overseas without your OC being able to detect that you are overseas either through the difference in ringtone or her hp bill?

I'm sure some of the senior bros go overseas to play while your OC is away on business trips. Please share how you escape detection leh :confused:

Sometimes when you are overseas and the network can't reach you, the mobile operator would speak in their language (etc japanese) which would give away that you are actually overseas

Even if the network is connected, there will be a difference in ringing tone.

I am thinking would it be possible to escape detection if i am to leave my mobile phone in Singapore then forward all the calls to a prepaid SIM card (which i would carry overseas)?

If there is any better methods, please enlighten me and share with all the bros here

Proposed Solution 1:
So long as u divert twice. For instance divert first to office phone, divert to another pre-paid sim card number, then to your phone. My friend tried, it works!

Proposed Solution 2:
Internation call divert by Sunpage or other company. I use Sunpage to divert all my Sg number to China local number. All calls to your Sg number will be managed by Sunpage and they used something like internet call to China. U gotta save on $$$ calls and most likely u will not get uncontactable reply in local language. Go Sunpage website or call its hotline to verify.

Do give a try, hope it works out for u guys :)

owl888
15-12-2010, 12:40 AM
Btw, any bros try my proposed method appreciate that u can share your findings with bros here.

owen10
15-12-2010, 12:53 AM
I am also running out of excuses to go overseas! :(

if u r in the area of sales, mktg, training, auditing, can tell OC u r goin on overseas biz trip. but if yr OC knows yr colleagues very well, this trick doesnt work. :D

jerr143
15-12-2010, 01:42 AM
bro for me i use the singtel ringtone, so even when roaming people cannot tell.What i can suggest is you get another line, apply the hello ring ring thing on both line, and divert your main line when you go overseas

junior_cannibal
15-12-2010, 11:19 AM
Assuming handphone is your only worry, why not just dun bring your phone??:DThis ain't very smart if TS plans to be away for a few days. How to explain for forgetting to bring HP for a few days? :confused:

Frankiestine
15-12-2010, 11:30 AM
Get a starhub line.....cos my friend say something it will switch to auto roaming even he is in Woodland!!! Use this excuse for yr OC:)

I thought this is due to phone setting not the network provider...

bradpitt968
15-12-2010, 12:36 PM
Bros help pls!!!!

Please share is there any way to go overseas without your OC being able to detect that you are overseas either through the difference in ringtone or her hp bill?

I'm sure some of the senior bros go overseas to play while your OC is away on business trips. Please share how you escape detection leh :confused:

Sometimes when you are overseas and the network can't reach you, the mobile operator would speak in their language (etc japanese) which would give away that you are actually overseas

Even if the network is connected, there will be a difference in ringing tone.

I am thinking would it be possible to escape detection if i am to leave my mobile phone in Singapore then forward all the calls to a prepaid SIM card (which i would carry overseas)?

If there is any better methods, please enlighten me and share with all the bros here

Alot of guys always tell their wife "Overseas SAF exercise" right?

Toyota Honda
15-12-2010, 01:09 PM
Alot of guys always tell their wife "Overseas SAF exercise" right?

Overseas SAF exercise.. SAF stands for? Singapore Active Fucking?

sean69
15-12-2010, 04:09 PM
TS,

Ask Mas Selemat how he do it.. he went oversea without the whole freaking police force/custom/SAF detecting... :D

singexpat
15-12-2010, 04:22 PM
TS, why dun u help by giving more info such as ur line of work etc etc?

then it will be easier for bros here to help..

Btw, juz curious, ur wife so hardcore n control ur movements? :eek:

kaisin64
15-12-2010, 04:35 PM
tell your wife she deserves a break and go buy her a vacation package. ask her to jio her friends along.

like that you don't even have to gen for reasons to travel. can even bring your fb back home :D

Urgent26
15-12-2010, 04:41 PM
1. Pick up golf and start talking about golfing with business associates
2. Be an absolute nusiance at home until she's glad to see you get out
3. Always bring back a gift
3a. said gift should not contain your other partner's traces
3b. or be the same one that your partner owns
4. cultivate the need for man time with your buddies
4a. said buddies should be known to your wife
4b. and not in her shitlist as well
5. Remember sudden movements attract attention. So if you're thinking about a quickie overseas after posting this.. probably need to think again

:D

halcyon77
15-12-2010, 05:17 PM
1. Pick up golf and start talking about golfing with business associates
2. Be an absolute nusiance at home until she's glad to see you get out
3. Always bring back a gift
3a. said gift should not contain your other partner's traces
3b. or be the same one that your partner owns
4. cultivate the need for man time with your buddies
4a. said buddies should be known to your wife
4b. and not in her shitlist as well
5. Remember sudden movements attract attention. So if you're thinking about a quickie overseas after posting this.. probably need to think again

:D

BRILLIANT! Pity I cant up your points.

rob_onny
15-12-2010, 05:18 PM
Actually, i'm waiting 4 him 2 publish a book on it... hahahaha... :D
TS,
Ask Mas Selemat how he do it.. he went oversea without the whole freaking police force/custom/SAF detecting... :D

Fade
15-12-2010, 05:30 PM
1. Pick up golf and start talking about golfing with business associates
2. Be an absolute nusiance at home until she's glad to see you get out
3. Always bring back a gift
3a. said gift should not contain your other partner's traces
3b. or be the same one that your partner owns
4. cultivate the need for man time with your buddies
4a. said buddies should be known to your wife
4b. and not in her shitlist as well
5. Remember sudden movements attract attention. So if you're thinking about a quickie overseas after posting this.. probably need to think again

:D


Point No 2 works like magic. I swear.

maxpee88
17-12-2010, 11:05 AM
TS,

Ask Mas Selemat how he do it.. he went oversea without the whole freaking police force/custom/SAF detecting... :D

LOL !!!!! Good one !!!! damn funny

maxpee88
17-12-2010, 11:06 AM
1. Pick up golf and start talking about golfing with business associates
2. Be an absolute nusiance at home until she's glad to see you get out
3. Always bring back a gift
3a. said gift should not contain your other partner's traces
3b. or be the same one that your partner owns
4. cultivate the need for man time with your buddies
4a. said buddies should be known to your wife
4b. and not in her shitlist as well
5. Remember sudden movements attract attention. So if you're thinking about a quickie overseas after posting this.. probably need to think again

:D

There you go.... an experienced Bro as you can have in terms of good advice.

I wish I can up your points... Great advice

bigangry
17-12-2010, 01:20 PM
Brother, what a loser your are. If you have to go through all that why not grow a pair of balls and just get a divorce. Free your wife so she can enjoy a better more manly dick?

hahaha sibei funny.. real estate big balls la??? :rolleyes::rolleyes: