Bonking relatives daughters during CNY

[Soul mate]

Any1 here can share experience of bonking ur relatives' daughters during CNY visits....

[goodpartner]

Bonk my mother-in-law's only daughter can be counted?

[peterfoxtrot102]

Bonk my mother-in-law's only daughter can be counted?

love that response bro!

[{SPUD}]

Bonk my mother-in-law's only daughter can be counted?

Relative's daughter... of course counted!

[anton]

Bonk my mother-in-law's only daughter can be counted?

Especially if done by your mother's only son.

[goodpartner]

Especially if done by your mother's only son.

Hmm... I actually didn't realize that, if I've a brother, his mother-in-law is also my mother-in-law? I thought I'll address her as my brother's mother-in-law, not mine. No?

[Chery QQ]

Any1 here can share experience of bonking ur relatives' daughters during CNY visits....

I hope you are not my 3rd Uncle........... If yes then ...... Hehehehe ...... Sorry.

[Waisoaboa]

Bonk my mother-in-law's only daughter can be counted?

This is a real classic answer. :p :D

[Gangsters]

Unless she too horny to let me bonk.

[sgmanly]

Any1 here can share experience of bonking ur relatives' daughters during CNY visits....

not young daughters not youngest aunt ... of course she is no saint, visits night spot every week.

an early 20s bonking a mid 30s office lady ... ladies in 30s can be very hot these days

[Stud00]

LOL.. at the replies..


Can see that TS seems to have a fetish for incest..

[saintathome]

Actually I did it once... But she's from my mum's side.... Tat one counted? Also it was definitely under e influence of alcohol =)

[anton]

Hmm... I actually didn't realize that, if I've a brother, his mother-in-law is also my mother-in-law? I thought I'll address her as my brother's mother-in-law, not mine. No?

Hmmm.... why is mother-in-law? Is it cos in archaic law, she would be your mother "in law"? If so, they your mother "in law" would be your brother's Mother "in law" (provided both of you are siblings from the same parents)

[bryanyan]

Erm, if wife's younger sis count? :p

[SirDennis]

Bonk my mother-in-law's only daughter can be counted?

What if it was another guy at the party who bonked your mother-in-law's daughter? :eek:

Still interested?

[goodpartner]

What if it was another guy at the party who bonked your mother-in-law's daughter? :eek:

Still interested?

Bro, I'm tempted to reply saying that I'll be interested if she is your mother-in-law's daughter, but I think I'll just zap you for not knowing the definition and getting the joke :D

[fazer6s]

Here's another scenario

Mary's mother has 3 daughters, one named Monday, the other named Tuesday
so what's the last one named :eek: :D

W???????y :p Hmmmm 3 points Up for the correct anwer

[joseph_lin]

mary loh...

[thev]

Here's another scenario

Mary's mother has 3 daughters, one named Monday, the other named Tuesday
so what's the last one named :eek: :D

W???????y :p Hmmmm 3 points Up for the correct anwer

The last one is Mary.

[chowchowkeith]

mother in law's son counted?

[lancelotd]

joke..want to bonk your cousins say la..no need ask people give you story to fantasize right?? lol

[fazer6s]

mary loh...

Didn't know Mary' surname was Loh

You've earned 3 pts .Remind me tmr to reward you

Well done :cool:

[magixskin]

Didn't know Mary' surname was Loh


Another joker........ :D

[joseph_lin]

thank bro.. but ur joke realli cheer me up.. gong xi fa cai to u...

[fazer6s]

thank bro.. but ur joke realli cheer me up.. gong xi fa cai to u...

Gong Xi Fa Cai to you too and Mary Loh :D

[saintdevil]

full name is mary loh yu sheng is it?

Huat arh!

[goodpartner]

What if it was another guy at the party who bonked your mother-in-law's daughter? :eek:

Still interested?

04-02-2011 10:49 PM Zap u 3 for not knowing I was joking. SirDennis

Bra, if the above sounds like a joke, then you're a joke. :rolleyes:

Btw, when you zap someone, it's only half your power rounded down; i.e. your zap is worth only 1 pt la.

Happy CNY!

[fazer6s]

The last one is Mary.

Bro yr answer just 1 min differerence and you"re under moderation mode

Alas I'll still Up you tmr after I Up Bro Joseph 1st

As for Bro Goodpartner yours will come soon

Happy Rabbit YEar !!! Huat ah!

[Lumix]

TS wanna bonk cousins just say la :D

[sgmanly]

TS wanna bonk cousins just say la :D

provided TS's cousins/nieces appeal to him sexually, else I think he would rather surf SBF.

Anyway they are more open these days, even if TS were not to 'intrude' them, they would have already been 'intruded' elsewhere.

But TS, don't mess up their new year clothes or shag them out, they still want to get ang baos:D

[pussywallower95]

TS wanna bonk cousins just say la :D

Need not be cousins, he could be aiming nieces, young aunts....etc.

[michaelrocksam]

Here's another scenario

Mary's mother has 3 daughters, one named Monday, the other named Tuesday
so what's the last one named :eek: :D

W???????y Hmmmm 3 points Up for the correct anwer

The mother's name in UK is Mrs Smith but here in Sg, you can call her Mrs Tan :D

She actually has 4 daughters, u missed out one more ?

Guess what's her name?

It's Wankieday :rolleyes:

[fazer6s]

The mother's name in UK is Mrs Smith but here in Sg, you can call her Mrs Tan :D

She actually has 4 daughters, u missed out one more ?

Guess what's her name?

It's Wankieday

So is Mary's surname LOH or Tan or Smith :eek: :D ;)

Best is Mary Lamb (as in Mary had a Little L???)

3 points for correct answer

Ooops answer given already

[joseph_lin]

So is Mary's surname LOH or Tan or Smith :eek: :D ;)

Best is Mary Lamb (as in Mary had a Little L???)

3 points for correct answer

Ooops answer given already

u are funny bro.... and thank for the upped...

[Noughnough]

The answer is MARY! :D

[rob_onny]

Her name not Wednesday meh? lol... :D
Actually, my guess was Wendy initially... lol... ;)
Here's another scenario

Mary's mother has 3 daughters, one named Monday, the other named Tuesday
so what's the last one named :eek

W???????y :p Hmmmm 3 points Up for the correct anwer

[Tua__Tao]

You guys are funny. Mary's mother has monday, tuesday and mary as daugthers.
How can you forget mary?

[fazer6s]

The answer is MARY! :D

Bro CNY already past 3 days ago - The Ship had sailed already

u are funny bro.... and thank for the upped...

No prob - points are for giving


Her name not Wednesday meh? lol... :D
Actually, my guess was Wendy initially...

Luckily not Matthew :eek:

You guys are funny. Mary's mother has monday, tuesday and mary as daugthers.
How can you forget mary?

Its not Mary now its Mrs Fazer6s - mind you :D

[michaelrocksam]

So is Mary's surname LOH or Tan or Smith :eek: :D ;)

Best is Mary Lamb (as in Mary had a Little L???)

3 points for correct answer

Ooops answer given already

oops u didnt know the mother has been MAN-handled by so many guys worldwide that the mom just pick 3 surnames loh, when u ask her, initially she says TAN then finally she said "simi (smith) lanjiao so confusing"

there you have it, its all 3 haha

[mr_missile]

What if it was another guy at the party who bonked your mother-in-law's daughter? :eek:

Still interested?

you missed out on bro goodpartner's joke where he specified the mother-in-law's only daughter.

not nice of you to make a joke out of his missus if that's what you had intended. :rolleyes:

[terumo]

Your mother in law only daughter is your wife...

[iamjack]

I agree no more.....I too have been bonking my relative's daughter for past 15 CNY, X'mas, Hari Raya....and every weekend......

btw, my relative is my mother in law....

[SirDennis]

you missed out on bro goodpartner's joke where he specified the mother-in-law's only daughter.

not nice of you to make a joke out of his missus if that's what you had intended. :rolleyes:



Wow, everyone is very sensitive these days. It's a joke, not meant to offend.


Funny, that on a forum where so many people talk about fucking everyone's student/nurse/wife/mistress/SYT/maid/old lady/young lady/orgy etc, so many people get riled up about this one post.


:eek:

[goodpartner]

Wow, everyone is very sensitive these days. It's a joke, not meant to offend.

Funny, that on a forum where so many people talk about fucking everyone's student/nurse/wife/mistress/SYT/maid/old lady/young lady/orgy etc, so many people get riled up about this one post.

:eek:

The point is: If you joke, don't take other people's _____ to joke.

The difference is: Others are talking about anonymous ______.

Why not just simply admit that you mis-read my original post that "I bonk my wife" and apologize for "joking" about my wife? Instead, you want to claim it was a joke (even joke, why joke about my wife?) and worst still, now you still want to say "everyone is sensitive and blah blah?"

Men try to win the argument in order to win over the group, women try to win over the group, in order to win the argument.

That’s how you know who the women are on any forum board.


So now you know my real gender ;)

[fazer6s]

Ok ok let's just bonk Mary r was it Loh or ?????????????

Peace bros its hard to judge someone when a keyboard is our tongue

Chill okay bros