Need help! Brother too big!

[kayakahao]

I have been having a problem! My little brother is not that little. It is bigger Thn average. Most FL and girls I meet up find it too big and painful. And bro out thr can help intro any girl that can take a big dick?

[hornyhead]

Fuck you!!!!!!!!

[whiteangelcsh]

To give advice, need to be convinced. Show pics.

Each individual hv own perspective of 'big'.

[NittoBoy]

Funny posting....lol

[naturegreen]

Wa lau. You making us envious of you is it? :D

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

I have been having a problem! My little brother is not that little. It is bigger Thn average. Most FL and girls I meet up find it too big and painful. And bro out thr can help intro any girl that can take a big dick?

You can try those older FL or PRC MILF :p Best is around 40s-50s, sure no complaint cos if you shout a "Hello" into her hole, you might even hear an echo......HELLO.....HELLo.....HELlo..... HEllo.....Hello.....hello.....hell.....hel.....he. ....h........ :D

[naturegreen]

You can try those older FL or PRC MILF :p Best is around 40s-50s, sure no complaint cos if you shout a "Hello" into her hole, you might even hear an echo......HELLO.....HELLo.....HELlo..... HEllo.....Hello.....hello.....hell.....hel.....he. ....h........ :D

Haha this is a good one. :p

[Radon]

Why don't you give a measurement and tell us, length and diameter. Then can know whether it's your size or your foreplay. ;)

[Johnston]

Keep on, with the force dont stop, dont stop till you get enough ! :rolleyes:

[kayakahao]

Bro no pic now lei. Slightly longer Thn 15cm and 5cm thick. Looking for some help ma. Or Everytime go out play Sianz de lei.

[sky_liner2]

I have been having a problem! My little brother is not that little. It is bigger Thn average. Most FL and girls I meet up find it too big and painful. And bro out thr can help intro any girl that can take a big dick?

Is it a Tua Beh Lan!? Go try doing with angmo.

[Radon]

5cm radii or diameter ? If diameter, it's normal, if radii, then rather thick. Maybe should just change technique to go slow and easy, long on foreplay. Go in slow, stop, in a bit more, stop, you get the idea ;)

[junior_cannibal]

Bro no pic now lei. Slightly longer Thn 15cm and 5cm thick. Looking for some help ma. Or Everytime go out play Sianz de lei.15 by 5 after or before erection? If its before, generally, most longer than typical dick, the magnitude of further increment in length and width will be limited than say, an average one. Think about it, a 1 cm dick if there is such petite one, if can erect another 1cm, its 100%, unless you tell me your 15cm can become 30cm, then it can be deemed as a 100% increment.

Most girls when complain yours being too big, its either they are not fully aroused, or just have not seen many of your size. Think about it, if a baby can exit from the same spot you enter, what is a 15 by 5 to the lovehole?

However, one thing to note, as girls' vagina come with different 'distance' within, everything being equal, if the dick's length is too long and really hit right to the back of the passage constantly, the girl may actually feel uncomfortable or even painful. Most girls would rather have a dick of an average length but a reasonably broad dick to let them feel filled.

[mrbukkake]

Bro no pic now lei. Slightly longer Thn 15cm and 5cm thick. Looking for some help ma. Or Everytime go out play Sianz de lei.

What is 15cm and 5cm.. your dick is not a 2D object.

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Bro no pic now lei. Slightly longer Thn 15cm and 5cm thick. Looking for some help ma. Or Everytime go out play Sianz de lei.

In circumference, please ;)

You might want to consider switching career path and head to Japan for AV actor casting.

Do us proud and let those AV actresses knows that there are a band of brothers waiting for them here ! :p

[rob_onny]

Bro Kayakahao, u may consider 2 put ur hotdog in2 the freezer...
However, don't put there 2 long, if not, it may end up 2 hard or dead... ;)
I have been having a problem! My little brother is not that little. It is bigger Thn average. Most FL and girls I meet up find it too big and painful. And bro out thr can help intro any girl that can take a big dick?

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Bro Kayakahao, u may consider 2 put ur hotdog in2 the freezer...

According to theory, this freeze-drying excitation-contraction method might works. This is what in medical term, we called it: Ice Dick :D

[owl888]

Big dick is not a problem, u can always request gal to BBBJ u, breast fxxk, HJ, worst case look for old hens :D

[wildbeast]

Use sandpaper to thin it. Else chop some length away!!!!

Can't stand such "lame" post.

[luckystrike8888]

Wa lau. You making us envious of you is it? :D

maybe he is in hope that ladies behind a nick will pm him! :p

[geckoSG]

Elder Bro of cos will be bigger than you lah... In terms of age...
看开一点

:D

[TickTock]

You can try those older FL or PRC MILF :p Best is around 40s-50s, sure no complaint cos if you shout a "Hello" into her hole, you might even hear an echo......HELLO.....HELLo.....HELlo..... HEllo.....Hello.....hello.....hell.....hel.....he. ....h........ :D

lol...u damn funny...upz u!

TS,u find those give birth already wan also....lol

[Nickochee]

Bro no pic now lei. Slightly longer Thn 15cm and 5cm thick. Looking for some help ma. Or Everytime go out play Sianz de lei.

Bro,u tried chopping off to universal specs? hahahahaha...lol

[bonkster]

Go to a nearby chicken rice stall, put your dick on the chopping board and ask the uncle 小鸡鸡太大块了，可以切小块一点吗？:D

Uncle will sort it out for u. :p Can even tell him u wanna 去皮 and be circumcised at one go. ;)

[Sexy Under]

If your brother too big for women, try animals like cow, horse, goat..... lor:D

Maybe they complain your brother too small.:eek:

[rob_onny]

Bro Bonkster, if chopped the hotdog, then no extra skin leow lah... ;)
it's either chop off the hotdog's fore skin... or chop the hotdog itself... :D
Go to a nearby chicken rice stall, put your dick on the chopping board and ask the uncle 小鸡鸡太大块了，可以切小块一点吗？

Uncle will sort it out for u. Can even tell him u wanna 去皮 and be circumcised at one go.

[Inifinite]

5cm circumference, 15 cm length. That shouldn't be a problem for most FLs, unless they are petite. Feels like you are posting for fun than anything.

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

By the way, today is TOTO 11 million draw, you think you can get your big brother to log 7 numbers, please. Thank you. :D:p

[kick_ass]

lols, i love sammyboy!!!! never fail to make me chuckle :D

TS, i hv someone i can intro for ur big didi..
It's name is sherine. think IT can help u. i think ur didi will be smaller after u hv encounter it :p:D

u can search IT in SBF. very well known. think got several threads delicated to IT
Think IT has been around longer than most bros who replied ur thread so considered very senior.
do post a fr on IT after u tried.

[NextGirl]

I was curious how "BIG" it really is that you can actually say most girls find it too big and painful. So means, there ARE girls that can take it right?

But digressing, so being the curious person that I am, i took my measuring tape and measured my dildo, it's almost the same size loh. Yours is perhaps just thicker. And that dildo is a normal size(bought it in au). which mean, it's pretty much an average size!

so don't come here and gloat ok. and more often than not, it's the guys who thinks their tool are big that NEVER perform. see hole, just wanna put in only.

yes, u guys may zap me coz i'm rude!(in fact someone did for something else i said :P )
but some of the stuffs here are peng stupid loh! hahaha

[newyorker88]

Size does not matter,

5 cm in diameter? That may be a world record.

Anyway, if the teh gal complain pain, could be that they are not wet enough or aroused enough. The pussy can be streched one lah.

[anton]

You can try those older FL or PRC MILF :p Best is around 40s-50s, sure no complaint cos if you shout a "Hello" into her hole, you might even hear an echo......HELLO.....HELLo.....HELlo..... HEllo.....Hello.....hello.....hell.....hel.....he. ....h........ :D

Or like we say in the army: can drive a 3-tonner in and U-turn out...:D

[yangguo]

Bro TS, go contest for Guinness record under the largest or thickness penis category.

Come on, we will be very proud of you! :rolleyes:

[keith2004]

TS, better see a doc it is swollen not big....ha ha ha.:D

[kayakahao]

The width is 5cm bro. Not de circumfrance. I'm just looking for some advices here.

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

The width is 5cm bro. Not de circumfrance. I'm just looking for some advices here.

Joke aside, once and for all, let me put this straight with you in Bold:

Reducing a penis size is possible and can be done, but there is quite a risk that the operation might go wrong.

Again, we advise you not to have this operation unless an urologist has said it is necessary.

There is nothing adnormal with your penis size and you have miscalculated the measurement with a ruler!

Are you able to take the risk of an "urine-only" soft hose if anything goes wrong?

Go and consult any doctor what I have said of the risk involved in such an operation.

Understand?

[tattoofetish22]

wah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u sure u so big bo? :p

like tt i muz ask my partner to share his views here oso......

then like tt u bigger than dildo liao lor.....


:p

[ajlover]

cant be more lame than this !!! luckily i have no power to zap, else I will join in..
as all the bros suggested, if you think ur cock is so big, put up the picture against the ruler to show lah, talk cock is no use. Maybe heng heng will have sisters who appreciate your big cock, then you have use for it liao.

LAME !

[ahtas]

I am abit curious too,how big then can consider big?

[Northern]

Bro no pic now lei. Slightly longer Thn 15cm and 5cm thick. Looking for some help ma. Or Everytime go out play Sianz de lei.

This is about 5 cm long

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This is about 15 cm long

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The space between the top and bottom line is about 5 cm. I measured it against the screen using preview post.

First of all, can you tell me what is width, circumference, length, breadth and how much did you score for you PSLE maths which the results were out recently ?

[evantoh]

Brother northern, You from CSI?
:D

[cavemanng]

Bro, I think this guy measure using a ruler but I think as cock is not flat, we assume his cock width (diameter) to be 5cm and the circumference = 3.14 x 5 = 15.5cm. Thick and long meh? No la!

Knn, my cock also 14cm long and width = 4.5cm. Like average dick as compare to Ang mo etc. Knn, if those FL can serve Ang mo, they cam serve u. Confirm pussy not wet at all. Like all experience bro say, must sure u get pussy ready before just ramming.

[tomyamramee]

his face is probably as long as his dick...

b/w arab do have this length but... the thickness... koaz...

did u use a plastic bag as a condom??

[Northern]

Brother northern, You from CSI?
:D

LOL, just to the extent that when you write/draw things down, it becomes much more clearer ;)

[fazer6s]

5cm radii or diameter ? If diameter, it's normal, if radii, then rather thick. Maybe should just change technique to go slow and easy, long on foreplay. Go in slow, stop, in a bit more, stop, you get the idea ;)

You tried one in you before :eek: that's how you know how to penetrate :D

[NextGirl]

Bro, I think this guy measure using a ruler but I think as cock is not flat, we assume his cock width (diameter) to be 5cm and the circumference = 3.14 x 5 = 15.5cm. Thick and long meh? No la!

Knn, my cock also 14cm long and width = 4.5cm. Like average dick as compare to Ang mo etc. Knn, if those FL can serve Ang mo, they cam serve u. Confirm pussy not wet at all. Like all experience bro say, must sure u get pussy ready before just ramming.

LOL! I thought i was the only one who did the maths.

To make it easier for everyone to "visualise" how "too big" TS's cock is, here's a link for your amusement.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex_dildos.htm

So again, where got too big! There are toys that are bigger than you buy at least 1.5 times more. Don't flatter yourself too much

no, i'm not selling sextoys.

:D This post is actually quite amusing to me. Hahaha, if TS think this is the way to attract girls, hell no!

[Sam The Caterer]

This is about 5 cm long

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This is about 15 cm long

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The space between the top and bottom line is about 5 cm. I measured it against the screen using preview post.

First of all, can you tell me what is width, circumference, length, breadth and how much did you score for you PSLE maths which the results were out recently ?


POWER la bro!!!! Well done. ..Everything in perspective now!!!

[bigangry]

I have been having a problem! My little brother is not that little. It is bigger Thn average. Most FL and girls I meet up find it too big and painful. And bro out thr can help intro any girl that can take a big dick?

when in doubt, LUBRICATE!

[bigangry]

you sure you are correct? don't look very big to me leh. I think a lot bros here all around this size... :D

This is about 5 cm long

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This is about 15 cm long

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The space between the top and bottom line is about 5 cm. I measured it against the screen using preview post.

First of all, can you tell me what is width, circumference, length, breadth and how much did you score for you PSLE maths which the results were out recently ?

[Bangster]

Very simple lah.

TS, you tio bair liao lah. Got disease, understand?

Inside your lanjiao is all pus and maggots and insect eggs

[firefoxy]

Hi I using iPhone to see so cannot measure lol. Haha anyway my dick is around this size and length. Yes my gf say I very big. Give her alot of abs pain after sex. But wl seldom complain leh. But size does not matter lah. It's the skill and stamina that does the trick. Position is important to make the cock feel bigger. Dun worry ts. Ur cok not too big. Ur sperm too much Liao. Too fast issit? Sorry if I offend anyone. Please dun zap me

This is about 5 cm long

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This is about 15 cm long

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The space between the top and bottom line is about 5 cm. I measured it against the screen using preview post.

First of all, can you tell me what is width, circumference, length, breadth and how much did you score for you PSLE maths which the results were out recently ?

[bigangry]

hahaha , sure bo . you see the width , thats quite wide man !

like that is wide meh? I was this wide when I am 12 year old leh.. the only time i saw a wider pole is the toilet pipe, i remember looking into it, the hole very big :p

[cherubim1646]

This thread let me laugh non stop. Wahahahah. You guys are funny ler, teaching him how to work out his dick and maths.

Actually it's very simple, you find girls who are tall, at least taller than 175 cm. They will think that your dick is like "How come so short"

That's the theory i got from another thread. Tall gal = deep virginal + big pussy

I believe that this guy here never study bio about contraction of human bodies. Go and read your Bio. Study the think. Know the force. Let the force be with you.

http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=229949

[Asu87]

You can try those older FL or PRC MILF :p Best is around 40s-50s, sure no complaint cos if you shout a "Hello" into her hole, you might even hear an echo......HELLO.....HELLo.....HELlo..... HEllo.....Hello.....hello.....hell.....hel.....he. ....h........ :D

Bro u very funny! King of joker...

[edmundhello]

This is about 5 cm long

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This is about 15 cm long

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The space between the top and bottom line is about 5 cm. I measured it against the screen using preview post.

First of all, can you tell me what is width, circumference, length, breadth and how much did you score for you PSLE maths which the results were out recently ?

Paisei bro, hijack yr comments. I'm not being hao lian, but realistically mine is abt 5.5cm (3 finger size width)... my ex-gf, current gf, ktv gals and bros in crime says wrist size... Anyway seen so many clone dicks of porn star at sex shop so much bigger. Btw TS, most gals I bonked before likes it very much as their pussy is able to stretch as many bros has mentioned... most importantly do it slow and when they are wet... Hope it helps... :D

[walle]

15cm where got big...........5 cm where got thick...mine oredi 16.5cm by 6 cm thick liao...

[Lionrod32]

15cm ...... Hmmmmmm ....... Is it big? Hehe

[evantoh]

Only a photo can tell.
Pls show us one TS.
If 15cm by 5th is big.....
Then, I think there is no small size liao.....:p

[sun814]

at first i also thought that 5cm is big, but after measuring mine, found that mine is 19cm in length and 5cm in thickness。 :p

[Lionrod32]

at first i also thought that 5cm is big, but after measuring mine, found that mine is 19cm in length and 5cm in thickness。 :p

Bro, now we have a real contest lah ...... Should try the thread name to " you big, I bigger ok" ..... Hehehe

[bigangry]

Bro, now we have a real contest lah ...... Should try the thread name to " you big, I bigger ok" ..... Hehehe

I biggest! hahahaha:D

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

The moral of the story is Never Say Yours is Big till You see Moby Dick! :D

The Blue Whale is 84-96 inches!!!. ...Knn....It can be use as a flag pole! It also has the most semen about 2 hundred gallons a shot !!! 1-shot either one be drown or fly far far away! :p

As penises go, humans' are not wonders of the animal world. In many mammals, the raccoon, for example–the penis is stiffened with a bone, This is something some crazy men must pay a surgeon to achieve to insert a plastic tube. In size, humans are dwarfed: the bull's is 36 inches, the elephant's 60 inches, the horse is 18 to 24 inches and even a small animal like a pig, domestic/wild has 18 inches :D

Again, there is no correlation between penile size and lovemaking ability. Men worry mainly about length, whereas women care more for girth.… If a guy is all the way in, up against a girl's cervix, yet there are still 2 inches on the outside, then, these are 2 useless inches, correct? but girth is another matter.....A penis is hardly ever too thick. ;)

[evantoh]

Contest - who really has a big rod

Reason for this contest;
1) to eliminate different ways or methods of measuring individual rod
2) to eliminate self inflated ego because of individual way of self measurement of rod
3) to eliminate disagreement among samsters
4) to ensure that the rod is as big as what individual said
5)......
6)......

Judge - volunteers from SAM preferably ladies
Method of measuring - to be determined by the judges.
Location/time - TBC
Closing date - TBC


Just for fun........ :D

[Johnston]

biggest land animal is the elephant so of course the honor of biggest dick go to the elephant! ! :p

[newyorker88]

Any brothers dare to say theirs bigger than the elephant's? hahhahaha

Longest I ever seen online is of someone by the name of long john silver.That guy dick can reach the floor. Not joke.

Also there is a tribe in Africa, their dicks are super long, they cover it with a horn or sheath, and it is tighted by a string to their waist.

[NextGirl]

Contest - who really has a big rod

Reason for this contest;
1) to eliminate different ways or methods of measuring individual rod
2) to eliminate self inflated ego because of individual way of self measurement of rod
3) to eliminate disagreement among samsters
4) to ensure that the rod is as big as what individual said
5)......
6)......

Judge - volunteers from SAM preferably ladies
Method of measuring - to be determined by the judges.
Location/time - TBC
Closing date - TBC


Just for fun........ :D

I volunteer to be head judge can? Got lotsa measuring instruments due to my job! Hahaha, very precise ones too!

[Paxon]

Width seems to be getting bigger and bigger, moving from human to whale, I need an exchange for mine if that size is average.

[Radon]

You tried one in you before :eek: that's how you know how to penetrate :D

If that is the only to learn how to penetrate, then you........ :eek::D

[sissy]

at first i also thought that 5cm is big, but after measuring mine, found that mine is 19cm in length and 5cm in thickness。 :p

You so proud of your asset. :rolleyes:

[sun814]

not really, having it has its plus and minus, ex-gfs, fbs and wife love it, but the fls and wls are really scared of it. i even hv landed 2 fbs after they know or saw that i have such a tool.

[HCKing]

And bro out thr can help intro any girl that can take a big dick?

bro u mean u nvr heard of SHERINE b4? SHE LOVES BIG DICK, THE BIGGER THE BETTER!:D

[Auxil]

Width seems to be getting bigger and bigger, moving from human to whale, I need an exchange for mine if that size is average.

Refund maybe have, but exchange don't have, you want ?

[VanGogh]

What is 15cm and 5cm.. your dick is not a 2D object.

LOL, that's a good reply :D

[fazer6s]

Just wondering how's SAM's measurement works out to be :D

[walle]

In the end, the mouth is biggest!...cos tua pao no need capital...:D

[hokkienguy]

tua kee or suay kee also KP..

when ur lan jiao cannot steam then come here seek help la.

if a char bo can open the hole for giving birth then why those u sio gan with cannot take ur "Tua Kee lan" meh..????

[evantoh]

When so many pple came in here making comments and having a good laugh.

One no name bro zapped me because of a comment I made which find it strange. I said if 15cm x 5cm thick is big, then maybe there is no small size. At any point in time, I did not imply I have super big dick. I did not even say my size. So what's the problem? Just have fun la.

If you are so concern abt your dick size n wanna zap all people leaving a comment or even just come in and have a good laugh, pls leave your name behind becos, I seriously want to return this small favor to u.

Eat a chill pill will u.
(maybe moderator should enforce pple leaving their name behind when they zap. - till now, I only up, haven't zapped)
I come in peace

[singmarine]

Seems more like a skill rather than a size problem. I dun think yours is really that big..Maybe u need more practice or u still those virgin type.....I believe bros here will agree with me.

[SDBA]

maybe you can go to slimming centre and check if they got any slim-down prggramme for your little bro?
They will wrap up your litte bro and have it heat and let it sweat :D

Maybe you will get many FREE Bonk for the chiobu working there,

just a joke.

Anyway, do define your so-called " big ", try aim for the chubby girl. they can take bigger size dick.

[Sylus]

Longest I ever seen online is of someone by the name of long john silver.That guy dick can reach the floor. Not joke.



That sounds more like a deformity than an asset, can a dick that long get hard ? :rolleyes:

[walle]

When so many pple came in here making comments and having a good laugh.

One no name bro zapped me because of a comment I made which find it strange. I said if 15cm x 5cm thick is big, then maybe there is no small size. At any point in time, I did not imply I have super big dick. I did not even say my size. So what's the problem? Just have fun la.

If you are so concern abt your dick size n wanna zap all people leaving a comment or even just come in and have a good laugh, pls leave your name behind becos, I seriously want to return this small favor to u.

Eat a chill pill will u.
(maybe moderator should enforce pple leaving their name behind when they zap. - till now, I only up, haven't zapped)
I come in peace

i kana the same as u...kana zap 4 pts by one fucker here.....:mad:

[walle]

Not amny girls can take big dicks like yours. To make things easier for you, I would suggest chop off your dick. Everyone will be happier.:D:D

haha...maybe he poke wrong hole lah......:D

[fazer6s]

Not amny girls can take big dicks like yours. To make things easier for you, I would suggest chop off your dick. Everyone will be happier.:D:D

Bro jonlittle if TS chop off too much then we might have a new thread titled "Need help! Brother too small! ;)

[Ken80]

aiya bros is like that this system need changes you see i also demoted into moderation liao Boss should change to zapping leave name i always zap and give name one time forget become like that lousy system:D
anyway, TS is a joker, too big? cut off lah

[comics00]

no flame me pls but 15 x 5 not big lah, (last time camp & swimming pools tiolet no door 1) i have seen many ppl bigger then my. just now i took a ruler & got the following from my little bro:
width - 5.1cm, circumference - 14.5cm, length - 14.9cm.
i always kana complaint from 1st time partner that i very thick but never b4 say i long. few times kana refuse entry or BJ saying b'cos little bro too thick will hurt ;( atleast my fb never complaint heehee

[Omega]

Bro, how do you use a ruler to measure circumference ?

[xiaoquan]

Bro no pic now lei. Slightly longer Thn 15cm and 5cm thick. Looking for some help ma. Or Everytime go out play Sianz de lei.

bro, i have 1 good and 1 bad news. good news is your 5cm thickness is just average. Bad news your length is above average. Since the vagina are able to expand much more than just mere 5 cm. your problem lies on your length. not all females can take that long. Bro dont get the wrong idea of having a long dick. having long dick make the woman feel pain. Its the thickness that count ^^

[walle]

flatten the cock loh..hahha:D

[fazer6s]

Bro, how do you use a ruler to measure circumference ?


This might help

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_pin?wasRedirected=true