The SBF Pro-Bonker Squad

[Arnold66SG]

It does appear that SBF has many talented bonkers.

Let's say if there was a chance to form a Dream Team, a star-studded lineup of star bonking studs, who would be included?

The usual attributes are in for assessment of course: length, thickness, hardness, endurance, volume, shot intensity.

So, if you think you are a pro bonker worthy of being cast as an A-Lister, tell us. And tell us why you think you are a pro bonker.

Who knows, it might really spin off to a true blue Dream Team, talents galore.

And when gers start applying for a once-in-a-lifetime experience with the Dream Team, you know the Dream Team is where you'd want to be. (Don't bet on this, it's too far-fetched, I'm just saying to entice you guys.)

Come on bros, recommend yourself as a pro bonker and convince everyone.

[sun814]

sibei boliao, can't understand your intention of starting this. maybe you expect gers/gays will apply to bonk the guys from Dream Team after it is being formed? :p

[kylerful]

In the 1st place do u have wat it takes to be in the dream team anot? Hahaha say until like u very good like tat maybe u should let how noe how 'powerful' u r 1st....

[beachboyz]

This is such a bo liao thread. Just wasting bandwidth...

[mr_missile]

i nominate realestateguy. he's the number two pro-bonker in sbf. with him at number two, nobody else dares to declare they are number one.

go read up his "sexploits" with his high-class maids and tell me he isn't the "bestest" of the best. :rolleyes:

[Arnold66SG]

@sun814: Don't understand your criticism. I was throwing a hypothetical question. I don't expect anything to really happen. But bros who do share the reasons they think they are pro bonkers, who knows, we all might pick up a trick or two from their experiences.

@kylerful: I don't think I recommended myself, or claimed to be any good.

@beachboyz: Sorry that you think so.

@mr_missile: Your subtle sarcasm is appreciated, at least you made it subtle.

[loneyheart]

So wat t prizes ???

[GeMiNiZzzzZzz]

So wat t prizes ???

Prize for the winning combination team is a free trip to Geylang jiak dimsum coutesy of our sponsor - Mr Bro Arnold66SG

[alan0338]

TS, u should have said tat u are a AV porn producer looking to recruit new actors la... should have better results , WAHAHAHAH:D :D

[Canoneos]

Unfortunately I don't even qualify for reserve team! Maybe can be water boy.:rolleyes:

[Arnold66SG]

@loneyheart: No prizes really, sorry about that.

@GeMiNiZzzzZzz: I wish I was that rich.

@alan0338: Fact is I'm not. Hard to find gers to be AV actress.

@Canoneos: It's ok, practice makes perfect.

[jontay]

I thought school holiday just over?

[Frankiestine]

First of all what is the criteria to qualify to be on the Dream Team? The number of bonks per year? The size of the manhood??:confused:

[loneyheart]

"pro bonkers, who knows, we all might pick up a trick or two from their experiences."

Its sound to me like TS is looking for a Shi Fu to teach him some F Skills :p

[aczeta]

First of all what is the criteria to qualify to be on the Dream Team? The number of bonks per year? The size of the manhood??:confused:

Monster.. it counts the number of holes conquered as well as success AJ penetration:D

[Frankiestine]

Monster.. it counts the number of holes conquered as well as success AJ penetration:D

wah like that then have to start counting from the time I first started at 16...:p

[Arnold66SG]

@jontay: Exams coming soon dude.

@PUSSY LICKER: For fun, peace, joy, and laughter. It's alright if you don't get what I mean. Nobody has yet.

@Frankiestine: You decide.

@loneyheart: Sharing is caring. No need shi fu one.

@aczeta: You can decide too.

[Heaven Knows]

I thought school holiday just over?

Hahahaha ..................... good one.
That dude is still dreaming. To qualify in the 'Dream Team' based on number of bonks n size of dick is the craziest criteria. So who would b judge? Simon Cowell? Randy Jackson? Steve Tyler? Morgan Pierson?
It only goes to show the insecurity n low self esteem of a person to start this thread.

[mr_missile]

wah like that then have to start counting from the time I first started at 16...:p

u sure start young bro monster. :p

[Arnold66SG]

@Heaven Knows: Thanks. I suggested criteria, but I did not fix them. You are free to decide if you are a pro-bonker. You be your own judge. And to infer esteem from the intention to start this thread is a rather far logical jump. I do question your ability to read, comprehend, and respond coherently.

[uniden]

Whats a pro bonker? Like a gigolo?

[Arnold66SG]

@uniden: Some guy who can make a ger real happy.