How to get laid?

[darkz10]

Hi bros,

Kinda curious how the hell to you guys seriously manage to get a lady/girl from online to do it with you. :confused:Because from most thread, despo guys just kana shoot de mah plus i doubt girls are really that despo to get taken it up her. So ya, this is some 20 yrs old blur cock asking.:p

[jasdude]

Borders before they closed , there used to be a book for sale ; highly prized by many . Go locate that book . " How to get laid for Dummies ! "

Respect the ladies in here . There is quite a number . they are not desperate but window shopping for the right one . many are silent readers and silent PM gals .

[Reoxy]

Borders before they closed , there used to be a book for sale ; highly prized by many . Go locate that book . " How to get laid for Dummies ! "

Respect the ladies in here . There is quite a number . they are not desperate but window shopping for the right one . many are silent readers and silent PM gals .

Why is it that this information was not shared with me?:D

Do you know how much money I have spent on commercial sex due to the lack of such information?:mad:

Can I claim back a portion of said cost from you?:rolleyes:

[jasdude]

Can I claim back a portion of said cost from you?:rolleyes:

The information and the disclaimer conditions has always been in very fine print enclosed inside every pack of condoms . It must be a over look on your side . :p

[Reoxy]

The information and the disclaimer conditions has always been in very fine print enclosed inside every pack of condoms . It must be a over look on your side . :p

Who said I use Condoms?:D

I use the Chinese traditional contraceptive: Goat's intestines:cool:

[jasdude]

Who said I use Condoms?:D

I use the Chinese traditional contraceptive: Goat's intestines:cool:

Expected you to say this . Just waiting for you to say it ! :p


Goat intestines too small and breaks easily . try horse intestines ! obtainable from mandai zoo free , fresh from kranji turf club .

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Who said I use Condoms?:D

I use the Chinese traditional contraceptive: Goat's intestines:cool:

I thought you used the oiled silk paper as like during 潘金莲 era or like the Samurai era, using thin leather, tortoise shell or horn? :D Now you know why Samurais were often depicted as non-smiling uptight fierce warriors :p

[Reoxy]

I thought you used the oiled silk paper as like during 潘金莲 era or like the Samurai era, using thin leather, tortoise shell or horn? :D Now you know why Samurais were often depicted as non-smiling uptight fierce warriors :p

You got watch Wuxia?

There is a scene whereby the wife was washing some intestine. That is what I use.:D

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Bro darkz10, I can see you also worship the Dark Shine. ;)

Fear is an illusion... so is free pussy ~ Dark Templar :D:p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhuvCq0hemM

Using ancient Dark Templar language: Chit tau bo tang kan, ai-kan khì geyland ;)

[SH149]

Hmmmm all the usual suspect all right down here discussing how to get laid

In fact just go to the GL legal hse alot of gals r waiting to get laid also :D

[Reoxy]

Hmmmm all the usual suspect all right down here discussing how to get laid

In fact just go to the GL legal hse alot of gals r waiting to get laid also :D

Hello bro,

I travelling to Shanghai on Thuesday. Need taxi. Can arrange?:D

[itrr]

Hi bros,

Kinda curious how the hell to you guys seriously manage to get a lady/girl from online to do it with you. :confused:Because from most thread, despo guys just kana shoot de mah plus i doubt girls are really that despo to get taken it up her. So ya, this is some 20 yrs old blur cock asking.:p

You never state you wanna pay anot :rolleyes:

[DeathGod69]

You never state you wanna pay anot :rolleyes:

I think TS is want to ask how we manage to sian girl from online to have sex with us.

Sex always come with a price.