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piggy931
13-11-2011, 10:14 PM
How do I get a blowjob ? Any tips ?? ..

whiteangelcsh
13-11-2011, 10:20 PM
For a small fee, call 1900 and u'll get immediate response when u asks for bj. No sacrifice, no gain :D

shuaiige521
13-11-2011, 10:22 PM
Don't ask stupid question please. Go geylang if you can't get a girlfriend. Get a life.

Happy555
13-11-2011, 10:33 PM
How do I get a blowjob ? Any tips ?? ..

So is it how it feel? or how to get? or????

saintdevil
13-11-2011, 10:34 PM
depend on if you want a blowjob of a guy, a girl , tranny or from a bar.

TickTock
13-11-2011, 10:36 PM
Pay $$$ la....alamaak!

thomas88
13-11-2011, 10:50 PM
You take a hair dryer and insert your erected WeeWee in the blower head then you turn "on" full blast. You'll sure have the best blow job on earth :D

HokkienPeng
13-11-2011, 10:55 PM
School holidays again? Gosh.

whiteangelcsh
13-11-2011, 11:20 PM
Sotong buy sotong.

F-boy
13-11-2011, 11:29 PM
TS must still be in primary school........nowsadays secondary school teeangers already experiencing sex already.

Regazza
14-11-2011, 01:41 AM
TS please ask your teacher.

NeedSomeLove
14-11-2011, 03:25 AM
If nobody is giving you bj, you can try this...

1) attand gymnastic classes
2) train till your body is soft enought to contort yourself
3) bend down till your mouth and touch your dick
4) open your mouth, take in your dick and start sucking and licking

From there you will definitely experience how a bj feels like... Both on the giving and receiving end...

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Just for laughs...

bugmenot
14-11-2011, 03:32 AM
If nobody is giving you bj, you can try this...

1) attand gymnastic classes
2) train till your body is soft enought to contort yourself
3) bend down till your mouth and touch your dick
4) open your mouth, take in your dick and start sucking and licking

From there you will definitely experience how a bj feels like... Both on the giving and receiving end...

.....Just for laughs...

Haha! Bro, you forget to mention abt the removal of 2 lower rib bones just like Marilyn Manson did, so that he could actually "self-blow"! Hahaha!! :D

nonpareil
14-11-2011, 07:26 AM
Your question is too vague.

talismann
14-11-2011, 08:39 AM
Bro, you have a pet dog? That's probably the only free option you have. However, if you own a cat, would advise you not to take that risk. Freaking cats are temperamental and may scratch you there.

CimPrince
14-11-2011, 11:22 AM
How do I get a blowjob ? Any tips ?? ..

go FL dome 1/2/3 check FR, pm okt, arrange, and ..... , finish payup, go home write fr.

wells
14-11-2011, 05:19 PM
the feeling of blowjob....clench your fist and punch the air and you shout FREEDOMMMMMM............ something like that!:p

bochapsing
14-11-2011, 05:45 PM
if u can't find ur mom hair dryer at home, u can go to any public toilet, pull ur dick out and place it under the hand dryer.... and there u go... enjoying a HOT blowjob.... FOC somemore...!!!

btw, kid... u should address us as "UNCLE", not bros....

callmebad
14-11-2011, 05:49 PM
very funny question
depending on how skillful your sex partner, the feelings can range from suffering to euphoria

inexperienced ones will bite your cock instead of suck your cock
those good ones, really can't tahan them, can make you come very fast and come another round very quickly after the 1st one

jasdude
14-11-2011, 07:02 PM
I don't understand how TS got his repu points when he can ask such dumb and dumber questions ?

Stimsia
14-11-2011, 08:20 PM
You take a hair dryer and insert your erected WeeWee in the blower head then you turn "on" full blast. You'll sure have the best blow job on earth

Ya ya hot hot:p

TS please ask your teacher.

Ask the edu minister include beside character building also bj:D

the feeling of blowjob....clench your fist and punch the air and you shout FREEDOMMMMMM............ something like that!

Boil a sotong and put your didi into it:p

Shuang_Jie_Gun
14-11-2011, 08:22 PM
How do I get a blowjob ? Any tips ?? ..

u wanna get a bj and still expect tips? go find a gayboy, maybe u will get lucky.tell him it's ur first time, can get ang pao. :D

yang punk
14-11-2011, 11:04 PM
How do I get a blowjob ? Any tips ?? ..

Stick your thumb into your mouth and suck on it! :rolleyes:

kue19xx
14-11-2011, 11:33 PM
Yesterday at a coffeeshop toilet cubicle saw something like "Free blowjob pls call xxxx at Hp12345678"

Maybe you can give it a try and tell us???:D

wally888
15-11-2011, 12:38 AM
Go Little India look for Banglah, ask him blow for you. If not shiok u blow for him. Then give FR here to share with bros :D

Evianalps
15-11-2011, 01:45 AM
I know where can free blowjob..!! Go to golden mile tower toilet and look for the last cubicle and put ur dick inside a hole by the side of the cubicle and after awhile u can feel the warmth in ur dick ;) heaven!!

DeathGod69
15-11-2011, 02:41 AM
Feeling of blowjob depends:

If the girl after giving you a BJ and you CIM, she stop and split out, and go wash up, the feeling of cause is not so shiok, the description of the feeling is like you have just cum, that all.

If the girl after giving you a BJ and you CIM, she continue on to suck your load from your little head till you are dry, the feeling is SUPER SHIOK, the description of the feeling is like the cum shiok-ness will last for as long as you have load for her to suck till dry up. Organism feeling last extra longer.

In short you will feel happier or more sextisfies, you got to experience it to know how it feels.

delix02
15-11-2011, 03:48 AM
Maybe TS is a sister. Women also curious how does bj feel to a man?

BoinKING
15-11-2011, 04:24 AM
don't know if its a noob or just trolling.

Slide2Despair
15-11-2011, 09:08 AM
Sis NSL and Bro bugmenot ...

introducing rubber boy ...

http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/the-rubberboy.html

you'll probably have to start real young ...

peepennies
15-11-2011, 09:20 AM
Alamak! Just ASK lah! "Darling, can give me a blowjob please?" Hahahaha...

Brother...Bob
15-11-2011, 10:48 AM
If TS now clarify that she's actually a gal, I think TS shall received more invitation PMs and BJ-ing volunteers than all these funny answers.

Are you ? TS.

Cepetface
15-11-2011, 10:51 AM
feeling like you enjoy your ice cream lol. ahahaha

alan0338
15-11-2011, 02:05 PM
TS, u can learn from HERE (http://www.slutload.com/watch/UbIUCWmqTM/Man-Gives-himself-a-blowjob.html) ... :D :D

mr nice guy
15-11-2011, 02:41 PM
If nobody is giving you bj, you can try this...

1) attand gymnastic classes
2) train till your body is soft enought to contort yourself
3) bend down till your mouth and touch your dick
4) open your mouth, take in your dick and start sucking and licking

From there you will definitely experience how a bj feels like... Both on the giving and receiving end...

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.
.
.
.
.
.

Just for laughs...

i can't.. i did try it before.. but i cant reach it.. maybe im not that flexible or my dick too short.... hahahahahah...

Stud00
16-11-2011, 08:41 PM
ERRM... go to a fish market..
Buy a sotong.. insert ur dick inside..
That's how it would feel.. but be sure to toss the sotong after u r done.

winglanzero
17-11-2011, 07:20 PM
Its feels u're the man cos theres somebody sucking you