Worst case of blowjob

[astonn]

hi guys, anyone of u encounter any cases of blow job that really turn u off ?

i had mine recently and i have told my gf never ever do it again.
she a chillie lover and her friend pass her some of the small chillie she planted.
she try the spice during lunch, thou we eat and drink thru out the day but the hotness on her lips is still there.

as usual we start off petting and then oral, but when she started blowing me, i felt something not right. how come my dick is getting hotter and hotter. i ask her what she put in the mouth, aka hot water or what. she say nothing. then i cannot take it, quickly run to toilet to rinse with running water. also does not work, too hot and burning till i call her to take the bottle of milk to douse it.

now i banned her from eating chillie if we are going to have sex.

[cuntarow]

haha that a nice one

[edmund81]

First time hearing of it. Lol.

[alan0338]

rofl....chilli cock :D :D

[JacDao]

Bro, u eat the chilli n lick her la... both of u guys can then have HOT sex! lol... :D:D:D

[goodpartner]

LoL... what else can be worst than that?

Emm.... apart from the guy who got his dick bitten off while driving & got into a head-on accident half way in the BJ...

[Xgenre]

The only way to make her understand your pain is to fuck her raw. :p Imagine her privates burning from the chilli her friend planted. No need to ban her from eating chilli. She just needs to wash her mouth and brush her teeth before sex.

[horny28]

Come oh lah, hot chillies kill 99.9999% germs, better than condom

[curious11]

My ex once was cutting chilli padi for food. after dinner she gave me a handjob and it was miserable for me...

[Iemanishere]

That warm feeling?? Must go try..:rolleyes:

[LovePotion]

HAHAs. Thanks for the advice. Thats a nice one. ^^

[lasupkia]

hi guys, anyone of u encounter any cases of blow job that really turn u off ?

i had mine recently and i have told my gf never ever do it again.
she a chillie lover and her friend pass her some of the small chillie she planted.
she try the spice during lunch, thou we eat and drink thru out the day but the hotness on her lips is still there.

as usual we start off petting and then oral, but when she started blowing me, i felt something not right. how come my dick is getting hotter and hotter. i ask her what she put in the mouth, aka hot water or what. she say nothing. then i cannot take it, quickly run to toilet to rinse with running water. also does not work, too hot and burning till i call her to take the bottle of milk to douse it.

now i banned her from eating chillie if we are going to have sex.This is so funny. I must up u.:D

[goodpartner]

The only way to make her understand your pain is to fuck her raw. :p Imagine her privates burning from the chilli her friend planted.

The effect will be better if you also eat the chilli and then give her pussy a good painting & throbbing with your tongue.

[callmebad]

the blowjob is simply too spicy and hot
she is just trying to spice up your love
actually she can remedy the situation by putting ice in her mouth
this hot and cold treatment can make you high even more

[Toyota Honda]

I didn't kena but my friend got it bad.

His gf just put on the braces and gave him a bbbj. then the braces clipped him and cut him.. O my.. I don't think I need to continue further...

[Sirrus]

wah lan.....how she bj 1? use her teeth meh??

[asdfghjkl]

water will not douse the hotness, only milk can. same goes for mint.

[Furyman]

that is one "hot" bj bro

[Alantino]

I didn't kena but my friend got it bad.

His gf just put on the braces and gave him a bbbj. then the braces clipped him and cut him.. O my.. I don't think I need to continue further...

looks like this

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2011-07-28/1311821616277.jpg

[gab23]

My gf blows me as in really blowing it like balloon instead of licking n sucking it

[bonkster]

Hahaha this must be the highest level of "hot" in "hot" and cold BBBJs. :p

[CODED]

it must hurts :p

[smartke]

i once heard of a story was the other way round...

my fren told me tat his ex-gf was a gd sucker & likes to swallow too! :eek:

one day, my fren ate some spicy cum curry food durin lunch.
tat nite, when his ex did the same thing again, guess wat? :D:p

[unsung80]

I didn't kena but my friend got it bad.

His gf just put on the braces and gave him a bbbj. then the braces clipped him and cut him.. O my.. I don't think I need to continue further...

My recent experience with a girl on braces giving me a bbj. Her bbj was so good that I don't face any uncomfort. Gosh I miss it till today. ;)

[bonkster]

My recent experience with a girl on braces giving me a bbj. Her bbj was so good that I don't face any uncomfort.

Some girls just have that talent! ;) U can put a bunch of thumbtacks in their mouths n they can still give u a solid BBBJ! :p:D

[V|ernar]

worst ? i tell what is worst , my ex gf like to blow me with funny style . we did a 69 and while i was licking happily , she suddenly tell me she is going to cum and suck me so hard , out of sudden she lean forward and i broke my softbone .. i got to go hospital with a blue black erected dick to release blood or else my half life is gone . the pain of driving to hospital , the pain of walking and super paiseh to tell the female doctor that what happen !

[bonkster]

she suddenly tell me she is going to cum and suck me so hard , out of sudden she lean forward and i broke my softbone .. i got to go hospital with a blue black erected dick to release blood or else my half life is gone . the pain of driving to hospital , the pain of walking and super paiseh to tell the female doctor that what happen !

Ouch! :eek: That's really bad. Hope your 2IC is back to his best n no trauma of BBBJ. Cheers :)

[ronin_dark]

Aiyo...poor bro....hope you are okay bro..

[CrankyBaby]

omg ! kuku bird on fire :)

[wally888]

I think the worst BJ is pre-ejaculated/dick soften b4 putting into gals mouth :D

[ROCKERS]

Both of us eat chilli & it is damn good bro.

[dressing]

cock on fire ! :p

[Swagelock]

i once heard of a story was the other way round...

my fren told me tat his ex-gf was a gd sucker & likes to swallow too! :eek:

one day, my fren ate some spicy cum curry food durin lunch.
tat nite, when his ex did the same thing again, guess wat? :D:p

So the cum comes with curry favour? :D

[naturegreen]

I think my worst was really the girl using her teeth non-stop. Nearly ripped my skin off!

[scarecrow]

I didn't kena but my friend got it bad.

His gf just put on the braces and gave him a bbbj. then the braces clipped him and cut him.. O my.. I don't think I need to continue further...

The best bj I had was from a syt with braces many years back. I suppose it is a matter of whether the girl learns to get around it. In this case, she most definitely had a lot of practise considering how she milked every last drop of cum and opened up to show that she had swallowed the load.
I just pity her bf back then who obviously suffered during the learning process.

The worst case I've heard of was from a buddy who was at a chalet when the birthday boy got his foreskin stuck in the braces. Was quite hilarious when they had to summon for help.

[stirshit]

I think my worst was really the girl using her teeth non-stop. Nearly ripped my skin off!

that is very bad

[jessca]

The worst case I've heard of was from a buddy who was at a chalet when the birthday boy got his foreskin stuck in the braces. Was quite hilarious when they had to summon for help.

This is bad bad bad.. plus embarrassing. Braces is a great "tool" to let guys think twice about asking for a bj. :p

Anyway, I think my first bf had the worst experience with me. He was "complaining" that I shouldn't be using my teeth so much. I swear he almost died. :o

[beater_buzzer]

lol,one of the funnier threads

[Macallan12]

I got BBBJ from a girl suffering from very bad sore throat, c/w very bad breath. In the process of BBBJ, I smelled the bad breath but don't dare to say. So I quickly cap and shoot off my load in missionary, and ran asap to the toilet to wash my didi.

[smartke]

So the cum comes with curry favour? :D

not only curry, but also oth spicy flavour, & it still 'hot' when his ex swallow it! :eek::p

anyway, he ended up not havin any bbbj for 1mth frm his ex... :p

[shark89]

The worst case I've heard of was from a buddy who was at a chalet when the birthday boy got his foreskin stuck in the braces. Was quite hilarious when they had to summon for help.

Oh my! Must be very embarassing for the girl! :eek::D

[Pfizer]

My recent experience with a girl on braces giving me a bbj. Her bbj was so good that I don't face any uncomfort. Gosh I miss it till today. ;)

i concur... once i had a gal new to braces. She was so gentle sucking my cock... :)

[unsung80]

i concur... once i had a gal new to braces. She was so gentle sucking my cock... :)

Lucky us, don't we miss it. Hope to try 69 with her one day.

[cheebeng]

My worst blowjob ever by my first GF, you know lar as teenager always want to try someone new so ask her to blowme after show her some AV cip.
Initially still ok as she do it slow and can feel syok but after she got excited and always hit by her teeth. Can you imagine i have to ask her to stop :)
No more BJ from her, I finger her better

[Furyman]

My worst blowjob ever by my first GF, you know lar as teenager always want to try someone new so ask her to blowme after show her some AV cip.
Initially still ok as she do it slow and can feel syok but after she got excited and always hit by her teeth. Can you imagine i have to ask her to stop :)
No more BJ from her, I finger her better

can always tell her nicely do used teeth:D

[astonn]

My ex once was cutting chilli padi for food. after dinner she gave me a handjob and it was miserable for me...

i believe we got the same feeling and u really need to curse and swear at that time. somemore she can laugh at me while i dousing my dick with milk

[astonn]

This is so funny. I must up u.:D

brother, if u got the chance u should try haa.
i tell u, u will never forget that experience at all

[astonn]

water will not douse the hotness, only milk can. same goes for mint.

yup i told her to go kitchen to get a cup full of milk and i dip it inside. then i still feel burning because the chilie she ate is like rank 3 on the chilie list.

[Xgenre]

yup i told her to go kitchen to get a cup full of milk and i dip it inside. then i still feel burning because the chilie she ate is like rank 3 on the chilie list.

Did you say 'Baby, you are sooo hot... I cannot take it ah...' ? I'm sure she will believe that you meant every word you say. But don't go telling her that she is only ranked no 3 in terms of hotness lah. :p Girls hate it when they aren't no 1.

[astonn]

Did you say 'Baby, you are sooo hot... I cannot take it ah...' ? I'm sure she will believe that you meant every word you say. But don't go telling her that she is only ranked no 3 in terms of hotness lah. :p Girls hate it when they aren't no 1.

i say baby, pls spare me some milk asap, and i am screaming in the bath room.