A funny thought

[Sting]

I am feeling bored today, out of the blue I am thinking to write a frictional with lot of laughter or stupid idea story. Hope that by starting the ball to roll, we can enjoy more laughter to bright up our day.
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I am always a person with high sex drive. Especially like my partner to perform AJ on me. It is always a nice feeling when the tongue is stick right into my ass hole. Not all my partners like this idea.

One fine day during durian season, I brought back a few back home. My female little doggy was so happy as durain was her favourite snack. I shared some with her, she was licking happily, suddenly a bright idea popped up. I put some durian fresh surround my asshole and call for her. She ran toward me while I was laying down when my leg in the air. She started to lick of the durian. She is happy, I put some durian fresh into my asshole. Without any hesitation, she started to drill into my asshole, the feeling is different from other human women.

After that day, I will buy back durain whenever I come across.
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It is a fictional story, hope that make you laugh.

[GeMiNiZzzzZzz]

I am really laughing out loud lor.
This type of thinking you also can think of...
Singapore very stressful hor :D

[RAMS75]

Laugh My ass Off
Like that also can Ar?

[guowei8]

I hope the dog bite ur dick off

[siambee]

if i ask u put some durian on ur doggy ass and will u lick it?

pls la.... respect the dog :mad:

[hokkien]

your girlfriend aware of it?:D

[rosepetals]

Omg... this isnt funny man. More like sick! But to each his own..

[LovePotion]

You need to get a big female dog because its tongue would be wider and bigger :p

[NotoriousBig]

hahahahahaha :D

[havana]

I have a suggestion for U....Why dont U put some grease on your asshole and take a electric drill and start drilling in...See what U can get:rolleyes:

[TupacShakur]

Why dont U put some grease on your asshole and take a electric drill and start drilling in

This is not advised unless TS lives near a hospital :D

[scamper]

Damned funny.

[Sting]

Sorry if I had upset some of us.
It is just a plain funny idea that make you had a good laugh.

Do not treat it too seriously.

Do some of you mind to share your funny idea? Primary objective make us had a good laugh.

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One of this Sunday Morning, I was queuing for Big Breakfast in MacDonald, the 16 or 17 year old with big Nei Nei was serving my line of queue. I was think of what will my drink this morning, I began a bad idea, think of teasing the counter girl.

When I reach my turn, I asked her ,'Can I have fresh milk?'

She fetched a bag of milk and put onto my tray.

I said,' Miss, I need 'Fresh Milk'.'

Her face immediately turn black and move away, return with her manager.

The manager,' Good morning, Sir. What can I do for you?'

I told the manager,' I need 'Fresh Milk'.'

The manager's face transform to a offensive look.

I picked up the milk and said,'I do not want 'Expired Milk.'

The manager took a look on the expiry date, indeed it is expired.

The two of them give me a 'pai say' look. The big nei nei young girl quickly replace another packet of milk for me. I left the counter and sit right opposite of the 'Big Nei Nei'. She knew I was looking at her. She was so 'pai say' to look back.

Young girl mah.

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This is a true life encounter by me, many many year back

[lasupkia]

The durian story damn funny but the fresh milk story is stale.
Waiting for more of yr crazy ideas.
Always good to have a laugh.