View Full Version : what do u guys do b4 going in for fj?
LUCKY4261
24-02-2012, 05:24 PM
hello im new to this. but what do u guys do to prep your didi? haha
RealEstateGuy
25-02-2012, 02:22 AM
hello im new to this. but what do u guys do to prep your didi? haha
Braddah, you should
1) read information on STDs
2) buy condoms
3) talk to your God (recognizing everyone has a different religion) and see if you really want to do what you want to do. ie moral choice
Braddah I advise you to refrain from using prostitutes, promiscuous sex which can spread STDs.
wally888
25-02-2012, 02:26 AM
Depends on who u r doing with?
Wife/gf/fb: make sure your bullets r fully charged.
FL/WL etc. : Well they should be the one serving u, why bother?
LUCKY4261
25-02-2012, 03:00 AM
wise words from the lao jiaos. haha
keep them coming!
:D
Please wash it clean clean, under the skin, around the head, between your legs all the way up to your butt crack.
Be odour free.
LovePotion
25-02-2012, 07:10 AM
hello im new to this. but what do u guys do to prep your didi? haha
bring $50 go geylang, they will show you the SOP and you will be a pro for future bonkings ^^
:D
izerkudie
25-02-2012, 07:16 AM
hello im new to this. but what do u guys do to prep your didi? haha
Do guys need to do anything before fj? hmm warm up? Do some pushup and stretching ..?:eek:
barneyksc
25-02-2012, 07:53 AM
Do guys need to do anything before fj? hmm warm up? Do some pushup and stretching ..?:eek:
LOL... ts u need to pray that the condom dun break...
Johnston
25-02-2012, 09:57 AM
it is suggested to do a 5BX session, 8.4km run, one 5 km swim, and two runs of bookit timah hill wearing a 80 kg backpack (up and down)
after you do all of this you need to do a force march wearing the same 80kg backpack to geylang
if you do all of that you are guranteed to have a roaring hot cock that can drill at least 5 holes before need to refuel :rolleyes:
BrandyShock
25-02-2012, 10:51 AM
Please wash it clean clean, under the skin, around the head, between your legs all the way up to your butt crack.
Be odour free.
yeps. get odour free before the action. makes the session a better experience.
same goes for the girls.
jolenekoh
25-02-2012, 10:52 AM
Braddah, you should
1) read information on STDs
2) buy condoms
3) talk to your God (recognizing everyone has a different religion) and see if you really want to do what you want to do. ie moral choice
Braddah I advise you to refrain from using prostitutes, promiscuous sex which can spread STDs.
'talk to your god' before fucking a prostitute. u r hilariously insane. the first and second options are completely useless as well since most fl provide condoms n everybody is well educated enough to know abt stds risks n all. the most important thing to me is
1) sufficient cash
2) arrive on time
3) make sure ur cock will be ready to enjoy all the pleasures. that means no sex or masturbation at least 5 hrs before the session with the whore
4) wear a better quality boxer, like those frm ck or armani. this will gives ur cock better confidence. n hence better session
alan0338
25-02-2012, 11:41 AM
heng me no need to do anything, will auto stand up in front of a female :D
get condoms & drink iced water
Tailok
25-02-2012, 11:58 AM
30 yrs ago, I go toilet masterbate 2x b4 going to Geylang. Then I can screw n screw n hold back very long until the gal face black black.
20 years ago, I go whenever my wallet is heavy. Screw and n screw n screw
10 yrs ago. My wallet always heavy but balls always empty. Whenever balls are heavy enuf, I go n screw.
1 year ago. Head is willing but legs are weak. So only I see if my legs are strong enuf to stand after screwing, then I go. :rolleyes:
starmind
25-02-2012, 12:28 PM
Do guys need to do anything before fj? hmm warm up? Do some pushup and stretching ..?:eek:
I would normally try to do some light PCC first to make sure it is working today. If my didi can stand up , hosay liao I can go cheong. :D If didi cannot stand I just stay home. :(
milfmilf
25-02-2012, 12:52 PM
30 yrs ago, i go toilet masterbate 2x b4 going to geylang. Then i can screw n screw n hold back very long until the gal face black black.
20 years ago, i go whenever my wallet is heavy. Screw and n screw n screw
10 yrs ago. My wallet always heavy but balls always empty. Whenever balls are heavy enuf, i go n screw.
1 year ago. Head is willing but legs are weak. So only i see if my legs are strong enuf to stand after screwing, then i go. :rolleyes:
amitahba :D
Apocalypse
25-02-2012, 12:55 PM
download an ebook on how to kc a fl or wl so that she will say
"darling, today dun need to pay. pay me next time I'm free next wed ":rolleyes:
bastardball
25-02-2012, 03:43 PM
Braddah, you should
1) read information on STDs
2) buy condoms
3) talk to your God (recognizing everyone has a different religion) and see if you really want to do what you want to do. ie moral choice
Braddah I advise you to refrain from using prostitutes, promiscuous sex which can spread STDs.
One moment you got negative points, next moment you are back to positive zone once again at 20 plus points....you ought to be either boss or the moderator...cause I don't see how others would upz you back to positive zone everything you get zap to negative. :cool:
RealEstateGuy
25-02-2012, 05:08 PM
One moment you got negative points, next moment you are back to positive zone once again at 20 plus points....you ought to be either boss or the moderator...cause I don't see how others would upz you back to positive zone everything you get zap to negative. :cool:
Braddah I find it interesting myself. The conclusion is lots of braddahs who think GL fl and KTV is normal SG society dun like the truth. Of course countered by normal members of SG society who value the truth and believe in a good SG society. Classic battle of good versus evil and braddah I bet money good prevails. Evil never wins in the long run thus the truth is powerful and always reemerges braddah.
maxpee88
25-02-2012, 05:15 PM
hello im new to this. but what do u guys do to prep your didi? haha
I usually do the following
1. Go to ATM draw money
2. Make sure no one follow me (especially if i think my wife put a tail on me)
LOL !!!
biostar
25-02-2012, 05:16 PM
maybe talk to your didi and tell him to do a good job later! :D
evanalmighty
25-02-2012, 06:29 PM
I drink tiger stout and eat raw egg.
alan0338
25-02-2012, 10:16 PM
One moment you got negative points, next moment you are back to positive zone once again at 20 plus points....you ought to be either boss or the moderator...cause I don't see how others would upz you back to positive zone everything you get zap to negative. :cool:
dun think is boss la... unless boss is high tat day ... :D
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=256911
HCKing
25-02-2012, 11:24 PM
One moment you got negative points, next moment you are back to positive zone once again at 20 plus points....you ought to be either boss or the moderator...cause I don't see how others would upz you back to positive zone everything you get zap to negative. :cool:
haha bro u noticed that too. his gay lover is currently busy zapping me -3 using his army of clones. now u knw why despite all his shit postings he still get upped all the time. his sick gay lover just cant get enough of consuming his daily excretion and keep wanting more.:D
unrealx262
25-02-2012, 11:52 PM
Sorry to hijack bros, new to chionging. Every time advertise 1 hour 1 shot. But what if e customer beginner and shoot early den how? Game over before time ends ?
RealEstateGuy
26-02-2012, 07:37 AM
Sorry to hijack bros, new to chionging. Every time advertise 1 hour 1 shot. But what if e customer beginner and shoot early den how? Game over before time ends ?
Braddah them gals don't refund because braddah premature ejaculate. They have objective to get you out and onto next braddah.
RealEstateGuy
26-02-2012, 07:48 AM
haha bro u noticed that too. his gay lover is currently busy zapping me -3 using his army of clones. now u knw why despite all his shit postings he still get upped all the time. his sick gay lover just cant get enough of consuming his daily excretion and keep wanting more.:D
Hand job cock king you are the biggest shit talker and loser in SG. Cannot believe what crap do shit you are. bottom line is your life revolves around SBF and the points you have. Almost like its your wallet or net worth. Misdirected values and I judge you as eternal loser. You fuck hookers as substitute for inability to attract women with other than money and even that is not sustainable. You try to develop alliances with other braddahs to gang up on people as if that elevates your status. You attack the truth but the truth is not attackable. It doesn't bend for jerks like you. Should consider suicide yourself braddah as you're loser to SG society. Ask any normal person and they brand you as useless shit.
Nanom
26-02-2012, 07:53 AM
I only take viagra before my fj .
I'll get a box of condoms standby.
unrealx262
26-02-2012, 09:36 AM
Braddah them gals don't refund because braddah premature ejaculate. They have objective to get you out and onto next braddah.
Wa then virgin sure tio one lo
hokkien
26-02-2012, 12:20 PM
REG i am not good in my english as you mention i am a ah beng...what i want to say is.....You are the BEST of the WORST:o:D
HCKing
26-02-2012, 03:04 PM
Hand job cock king you are the biggest shit talker and loser in SG. Cannot believe what crap do shit you are. bottom line is your life revolves around SBF and the points you have. Almost like its your wallet or net worth. Misdirected values and I judge you as eternal loser. You fuck hookers as substitute for inability to attract women with other than money and even that is not sustainable. You try to develop alliances with other braddahs to gang up on people as if that elevates your status. You attack the truth but the truth is not attackable. It doesn't bend for jerks like you. Should consider suicide yourself braddah as you're loser to SG society. Ask any normal person and they brand you as useless shit.
Tsk. Tsk. anyone here believes these are words coming frm one who proclaimed himself as belonging to the high class status in SG society?:D
let me tell u what's the truth retard. u and yr gay zapper lover, beside spamming nonsense wasting bandwidth here everyday and using countless clones to mass zap but no balls to even leave 1 nick behind what else can u two pathetic faggots contribute here?
the answer is 0
RealEstateGuy
26-02-2012, 03:33 PM
Tsk. Tsk. anyone here believes these are words coming frm one who proclaimed himself as belonging to the high class status in SG society?:D
let me tell u what's the truth retard. u and yr gay zapper lover, beside spamming nonsense wasting bandwidth here everyday and using countless clones to mass zap but no balls to even leave 1 nick behind what else can u two pathetic faggots contribute here?
the answer is 0
HandJobCockKing, I get laughs out of the amount of energy you put in to responding and talking trash. Seems to really get on your nerves HandJobCockKing.
LUCKY4261
27-02-2012, 04:00 AM
wth. i open thread u all fight ar? zzz.
fatguy
27-02-2012, 04:19 AM
hello im new to this. but what do u guys do to prep your didi? haha
i don't know about the other bros here...
but for me personally, before i meet an WL, i tend to get very very nervous, machaim meeting a girl u got to know online for the first time for a date.
got butterflies in my stomach, and my heart tends to race...
it usually starts after i confirm the booking.
what i do is i take a few deep breathes, get a bottle of water and slowly sip some water and try and relax.
as a guy i don't think u need to prepare your small head, just don't pcc for 2 or 3 days, build up your horniness... then go and ravage the wl loh!
shiningstars
27-02-2012, 06:34 AM
Same as bro fatguy, I'll feel extremely nervous and excited too when meeting the FLs. My heart will beat dam fast too. I guess its bec I'm still fresh to this scene. I'll make sure I look and smell good before going. I'm quite a vein person haha.
Soaplove
27-02-2012, 10:14 AM
- Drink Red Bull. ;)
- Get yourself in the mood. Come here read some stories or watch porn. :p
sean69
27-02-2012, 11:47 AM
i don't know about the other bros here...
but for me personally, before i meet an WL, i tend to get very very nervous, machaim meeting a girl u got to know online for the first time for a date.
got butterflies in my stomach, and my heart tends to race...
Same as bro fatguy, I'll feel extremely nervous and excited too when meeting the FLs. My heart will beat dam fast too. I guess its bec I'm still fresh to this scene. I'll make sure I look and smell good before going. I'm quite a vein person haha.
i also get damn nervous... but reason is scared of bumping into someone i know!! hahaha...
LUCKY4261
28-02-2012, 07:42 PM
haha of cos nervous la. sometimes pic and real life is totally diff. haha
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