My worst nightmare

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This is my story to share. Real or not? Up to bros out there. Like what the title says, MY WORST NIGHTMARE, it’s a woman I got to know from my campmate whom got to know her playing WOW. Here’s how it began.

In camp during duty.

Me: Siao eh. Boring leh. Got girls to intro?
K: Don’t have la. If got I sure keep for myself. (Not Steady)
Me: Swee, everytime I got good stuffs, sure share with you, now ask you to share you like this.
K: Ok la, don’t say I not steady, this is her number. “Takes out his phone” 98xxxxx7, her name is J. Say properly first hor, this girl I never see her before. I got to know her playing WOW. She asked me to be her part time boyfriend, to accompany her go out with her friends cos her friends kept asking why she no bf, everything all on her. But I always reject. Don’t tell her I gave you her number, cos I need her in WOW. (:
Me: Wah. Good what, free food, free gifts, free fuck.
K: LOL then you go sian her lor.
Me: K (: thanks man.
K: Welcome, sir coming liao, don’t talk.

Didn’t had time to text J cos after my sir left, we went back to bunk and sleep. Tried my first SMS to her the next day after duty.

Me: Hi, may I know who is this? (Act one don’t know her)
(Waited for nearly half the day and suddenly, BEEP BEEP BEEP).
J: This is J, Who are you? How you got my number?
Me: I am Me, found your number in my phonebook, was curious so texted you. (Old school)
J: I don’t know you. Don’t text me already. (SAD LIAO LOR!)
Me: But why? I mean, surely there’s a reason why your number is in my phonebook ma.
J: What’s the reason then?
Me: I don’t know.
J: Don’t know then don’t talk so much. I don’t talk to strangers. ( -.- knn, sibei dao)

go eat first. continue later.

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Continuing from, “J: Don’t know then don’t talk so much. I don’t talk to strangers. ( -.- knn, sibei dao)”

Me: Okay lor, If you need anyone to talk can find me.

There was no reply from her for straight 3 days. I never texted her too. Till the 4th day.

Phone beeping. *beep*beep* 1 sms received from J. !!!! OMG !!!!

J: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU EXACTLY?! HOW DID YOU GOT MY NUMBER?!
I was like wtf ? 4days liao, now still ask and thought she don’t talk to strangers? Strange.
ME: I thought I told you I found your number in my phonebook so texted you to find out who you are.
J: I seriously don’t remember your number and your name.
Me: Nevermind lor. The most I don’t contact you la.

After that, no more replies from her again.

Back in camp.

Me: eh K, this girl sibei sot sia.
K: What happened?
ME: She told me she don’t talk to strangers, and yet 4 days later, she texted me to ask who am I again.
K: LOL! Pussy itchy liao la.
Me: I don’t think so leh. She super dao.
K: Play with her. Sure can one.
Me: okok.


should i continue?

[goodpartner]

should i continue?

No.

But u will anyway, so camp! :D

[Gimmel]

Dao girls are the best.. lol

[alan0338]

pls continue ....luv to see ppl kena night mare ... :D

[simple2kee]

should i continue?

yes, you should but the font is too small.

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It was about 7pm that day I received a SMS from J again.

J: Are you going to tell me who you are?
I was super pissed off that time. I don’t like to repeat things over and over again. So I replied her.
Me: I AM FUCKING TELLING YOU NOW MY NAME IS me. AND I FOUND YOUR FUCKING NUMBER IN MY PHONEBOOK. AND IF YOU ARE NOT OK WITH IT. FINE. I ALREADY SAID I WILL NOT CONTACT YOU. WHY MUST YOU KEEP ASK AND ASK AND ASK?! THOUGHT YOU DON’T LIKE TO TALK TO STRANGERS? WTF ARE YOU DOING NOW?
J: I am sorry; I thought you were my friend whom quarrelled days ago.
Me: I am not that friend you quarrelled with ok? If you need someone to talk, tell me and I will accompany you.

Waited for like 30mins then she replied.

J: You free?
M: Yeah why?
J: Feeling bored.
Me: Oh. Go sleep?
J: Nah, don’t feel like.

We exchanged SMS for like the whole day. Got to know that she’s now age, 31, her working life is quite hectic, doing electronic sales. Like no life so no bf.

Me: I be your bf la! Hahahaha.
J: Siao. I also never see you before furthermore, you so young only.
M: Age is a number only la. Looks, I am quite bar bar, standing at 1.79m.
J: Oh. See how first lor. Anyway, really sorry about that time
M: Aiya, its okay la.
J: Send you something to see want?
M: Send what?
J: Later you will know.
Me: Ok.

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Forgetting I cant view MMS.

J: Sent.
M: I cant view MMS. What you sent?
J: A pic of my tits.
M: What?! I cant view leh!!!
J: Too bad lor.
M: What a waste. But why out of a sudden?
J: Don’t know. Just felt like doing so.
M: I gotta change a phone.
J: HAHAHA. Talk to you some other time.
M: Ok! (kena liao la)

In Camp

Me: k, half ho seh half bo ho she.
K: what’s the ho seh part?
Me: Ho seh part is that, J sent me a photo of her tits !!!!
K: Wow. Ok, then whats the bo ho seh part?
M: Which is that, my fucking phone can’t see MMS!!!!
K: HAHAHAHAHAH. Song bo. See live one la. Psycho her. Sure can one..
M: So near yet so far. Sure got one day I will eat her. (:
K: …………

Booked out.

Reached home about 1.30am after gaming with my friends, and I can remember it so clearly is becos my nightmare begins. Received a SMS from J.

J: HOTEL 81 DICKSON ROAD #xx-xx
Me: Wtf? Now? Are you sending mass SMS?
J: Yes, now… I send to you only.

*Me* (HO SEH LIAO LA, this time kena liao).

Me: Okok. You wait for me. I chop chop come down.

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Chop chop go bathe. First impression is very impt. Make sure my body is cleaned. Little bro properly washed. Perfumed myself. Went down, super lucky, got taxi.

Me: Uncle, Hotel 81 dickson road.
TU: wah, so late still got exercise?
Me: ya lor. Last min one. *grins*


25mins later.

TU: $31.20

Super expensive. This must be a good fuck otherwise, waste cabfare. Took the lift up, lighted a stick of cigarette. Searched and searched for the room. AHHHHHHHHHHHH! FINALLY. #xx-xx. I knocked on the door lightly and took a huge puff of smokes. SUDDENLY!!! I heard footsteps like dinosaur or something is approaching the door.

Sorry bro, need to go out already. Let me know if i should continue not. Will be back soon.

[keita]

Continue la bro!! This is getting more and more sexciting hahahah!

[A1ibaba]

footstep like dino...sounds so...but nvm...CONTINUE PLS...

[goodpartner]

SUDDENLY!!! I heard footsteps like dinosaur or something is approaching the door.

LoL! No wonder it's a nightmare :D

[thomas88]

Camping here for the juicy part.....:D

[mango999]

camping here...:p

[alucartel]

LOL brudder I think I laughed out loud like 3 times reading your story!!

[Noobster30]

me camping too~! faster leh... i want more story!

[Starkarat]

shud continue asap bro! keen to know what the dinosaur footsteps are!😁

[2centsworth]

Sherine? :eek:

[saintdevil]

sound like a Sherine encounter, she play WOW?

[Noobster30]

sound like a Sherine encounter, she play WOW?

care to share, snr?:D

[go_ahead_eagles]

can't wait to know who's the one opening the door.....

[acidicavex]

Holy crap Bro you left us hanging quickly come back.

[alan0338]

kan cheong liao, faster update ... :D

[Season_Tea]

Bro faster up date lo..

Mai tu Liao...

[Alantino]

LOL, i almost laugh out in office~~~

please update~

[HunterJ]

Walao ~ Until critical moment tio stop already. Dinosaur approaching, heard foot steps.... faster continue !! hahahaha...

But honestly, this story so funny !! :D

[TwinT]

Camping here...

[n30n]

LOL so funny.
Why never ask for picture first.

And i thought MMS if can't receive, they'll send you a link go use internet retrieve the image?

[BONGS]

Sorry to keep you all waiting. Nope. She's not the legendary Sherine for sure.


Continuing from "\Super expensive. This must be a good fuck otherwise, waste cabfare. Took the lift up, lighted a stick of cigarette. Searched and searched for the room. AHHHHHHHHHHHH! FINALLY. #xx-xx. I knocked on the door lightly and took a huge puff of smokes. SUDDENLY!!! I heard footsteps like dinosaur or something is approaching the door.


This is it, door unlocked. Just as when the door is opened. What i wanted to tell her when i saw her first look was, " Sorry i came to the wrong room". She was freaking enormous. Standing at all 1.5 - 1.6m. Weighting atleast 70kg. She was wearing a specs, covered herself with the blanket. Should be naked i thought to myself. Think about it again, fuck la. Waste $$$ to take cab come down. Just give her one fast one and fuck off.

As i went into the room, very strong cigarette smell. sigh. Told her that i take a bathe. She replied: Ok. Was feeling so depressed man, lighted another stick of smoke. Clean myself again then went out to accompany her on bed. Covered myself with just the towel and lie down beside her. Just as when i lift up the blanket, saw her already naked.

[BONGS]

LOL so funny.
Why never ask for picture first.

And i thought MMS if can't receive, they'll send you a link go use internet retrieve the image?

my phone no internet one ): army phone bro.. lol

[GoldenMonkey1]

Kanna tua by his buddy! 有福同享，有难自己抗！lol :D

[robert333]

I m going to delete all my wow characters after hearing your story :D

[acidicavex]

Wahahah lucky i just play wow an not sianz wow gal players. Also gave up my account hahahaha that is due to family issue.

[Underthetable]

Well life is all about the unexpected. Better luck next time TS;)

[makesomebabies]

HAHAHAHA what the fuck! this is interesting :P but ive never encountered a girl who would just randomly send pics of themselves... hmm..

[J fellow]

whats wow?

[sean69]

whats wow?

World Of Warcraft

[n30n]

my phone no internet one ): army phone bro.. lol

I know, i mean they will send a link to your phone say you receive a mms and you can check at this URL.
Then go to your computer to check.

[n30n]

Haha, continue leh.
So were you able to do it?

Anyway, what's the Sherine that everyone's talking about?

[stopwars]

What happened next? :confused:

[alec]

ts mus be having nightmares everytime he pens it down....

[ObjCoder]

please update us your nightmares! maybe i can last longer in action if i have a mental picture of your 70kg nightmare :rolleyes:

[nuclearkid]

Bear in mind there isn't a free lunch in this world though by dumb luck you may occasionally get one. Prudence to err on the side of caution will save your skin... no decent looking girl will offer you a bonk without getting to see and/or know you. None of us are that unique/desirable.

And for many who believe in 'cover the face and fire the base', maybe you haven't really looked Medusa in the face yet. :D

[hardthrob81]

Just ask for a blow can already.... Hhahaha n make sure u cum in her hair

[BONGS]

Sorry to keep you all waiting. Nope. She's not the legendary Sherine for sure.


Continuing from "\Super expensive. This must be a good fuck otherwise, waste cabfare. Took the lift up, lighted a stick of cigarette. Searched and searched for the room. AHHHHHHHHHHHH! FINALLY. #xx-xx. I knocked on the door lightly and took a huge puff of smokes. SUDDENLY!!! I heard footsteps like dinosaur or something is approaching the door.


This is it, door unlocked. Just as when the door is opened. What i wanted to tell her when i saw her first look was, " Sorry i came to the wrong room". She was freaking enormous. Standing at all 1.5 - 1.6m. Weighting atleast 70kg. She was wearing a specs, covered herself with the blanket. Should be naked i thought to myself. Think about it again, fuck la. Waste $$$ to take cab come down. Just give her one fast one and fuck off.

As i went into the room, very strong cigarette smell. sigh. Told her that i take a bathe. She replied: Ok. Was feeling so depressed man, lighted another stick of smoke. Clean myself again then went out to accompany her on bed. Covered myself with just the towel and lie down beside her. Just as when i lift up the blanket, saw her already naked.



Sorry to all bros for making you guys wait.

Upon seeing her naked, i knew she was ready. Sat up, Went over to my pants and took my phone. I thought of an idea to leave fast maybe even before cumming. I set my alarm clock like 20mins so that meanwhile doing her my phone will ring cos of the alarm, Then pretend that someone called me and i have to leave for some urgent thing.


Alarm Set, Checked.

Went back to bed together with her. Lift up the blanket, move my hand over to her titties. From the looks of it, should be a B cupper. Squeezed her tits, she gave out a loan moan. Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..

She then took my hand and looked at me, squeeze me hard. I will get high when my tits gets squeezed. Upon hearing this, i press it really hard cos i was angry. LOL. not becos i wanted to make her feel high.. She was enjoying every moment of it. Then i stood up, and made her blow me. Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp. Her Bj skills are soso only. Nearly cum and she ask me to put it in. Capped on, guided my dick, rubbed her pussy, and when i inserted it into her, she gave out another load moan. DAMN! it was so fucking loud that i slap on on her butt and told her to lower down.

Entered her doggy style. Ramped her pretty hard and still squeezing her tits.. Just and when i was cumming, i quickly uncapped the CD and cummed onto her back and alot onto her head. After that, i was thinking why hasnt my phone rang yet !!!!!!!!!!!

I lied down beside her watching the television, for like 5 mins? Then my phone rang. I quickly rush to my phone and answered it talking to myself like an idiot. Then told her, Hey J, i got something to attend urgently now and i have to go already. From the looks of it, she was quite pissed off, but who cares !!! Quickly jump into the bathroom again and shower myself. Cleaned up and zooooommm. Out of the room.

The end.

This is what i have got to share with you all..

[insultress]

im sorry but i was laughing halfway through...:D
pity u sia...but at least u learnt an important lesson.
id pity u even more if she kept harrasing u. =p

[Apocalypse]

Why u didn't just pay reject fees? u still can up up and cum also need to respect you. :D up u 1 pt for making me laugh when I recover.

Sorry to all bros for making you guys wait.

Upon seeing her naked, i knew she was ready. Sat up, Went over to my pants and took my phone. I thought of an idea to leave fast maybe even before cumming. I set my alarm clock like 20mins so that meanwhile doing her my phone will ring cos of the alarm, Then pretend that someone called me and i have to leave for some urgent thing.


Alarm Set, Checked.

Went back to bed together with her. Lift up the blanket, move my hand over to her titties. From the looks of it, should be a B cupper. Squeezed her tits, she gave out a loan moan. Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..

She then took my hand and looked at me, squeeze me hard. I will get high when my tits gets squeezed. Upon hearing this, i press it really hard cos i was angry. LOL. not becos i wanted to make her feel high.. She was enjoying every moment of it. Then i stood up, and made her blow me. Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp. Her Bj skills are soso only. Nearly cum and she ask me to put it in. Capped on, guided my dick, rubbed her pussy, and when i inserted it into her, she gave out another load moan. DAMN! it was so fucking loud that i slap on on her butt and told her to lower down.

Entered her doggy style. Ramped her pretty hard and still squeezing her tits.. Just and when i was cumming, i quickly uncapped the CD and cummed onto her back and alot onto her head. After that, i was thinking why hasnt my phone rang yet !!!!!!!!!!!

I lied down beside her watching the television, for like 5 mins? Then my phone rang. I quickly rush to my phone and answered it talking to myself like an idiot. Then told her, Hey J, i got something to attend urgently now and i have to go already. From the looks of it, she was quite pissed off, but who cares !!! Quickly jump into the bathroom again and shower myself. Cleaned up and zooooommm. Out of the room.

The end.

This is what i have got to share with you all..

[flameon]

Haha.. Wat u expect from a 31 years old sia.