yoda
01-03-2012, 11:03 PM
hi my esteemed brethren. this topic is totally unrelated to sex, and i do apologize for that. however, i have a burning issue that i would like to consult one and all about.
i've been getting scratches on my car ever since i started dating my girlfriend, and at first i thought it was just some punk being stupid and chose to ignore it. but recently, the scratches have been getting longer and deeper. i don't have that much cash to splash on paintjobs, and so i was wondering if anyone would have any ideas on how to catch this motherfucker. i thought of staking out the carpark, but that's impossible because i'm fat as hell and would stick out like a sore thumb.
also, after i catch this sonofabitch, i'd love to beat him to a pulp, but sadly that would be criminal. what can i do to inflict as much damage as possible?
anyway, would love to hear from you guys. haters gonna hate, so flame me if you wish, but i'm hoping for some helpful responses.
thanks all!
i've been getting scratches on my car ever since i started dating my girlfriend, and at first i thought it was just some punk being stupid and chose to ignore it. but recently, the scratches have been getting longer and deeper. i don't have that much cash to splash on paintjobs, and so i was wondering if anyone would have any ideas on how to catch this motherfucker. i thought of staking out the carpark, but that's impossible because i'm fat as hell and would stick out like a sore thumb.
also, after i catch this sonofabitch, i'd love to beat him to a pulp, but sadly that would be criminal. what can i do to inflict as much damage as possible?
anyway, would love to hear from you guys. haters gonna hate, so flame me if you wish, but i'm hoping for some helpful responses.
thanks all!