first sex without condom with indo maid

[RoyAnn]

i sex without condom with indo maid hired in my house so how? i didn't have condom that time so we used plastic bag during sex. the bag teared off within few minutes so we removed it and continued to sex. i cummed inside her vagina in the end so how? her vagina bled a lot and my penis had her blood stains. why this happened?

this is my first sex so i didn't know how to buy condom.

[dmc80]

Wow plastic bag!!!

U donno how to buy condom??? Funny
Just prepare to be a father soon if u so lucky
Or get extorted by ur maid

Ts how old are u?

[AllisFake]

i sex without condom with indo maid hired in my house so how? i didn't have condom that time so we used plastic bag during sex. the bag teared off within few minutes so we removed it and continued to sex. i cummed inside her vagina in the end so how? her vagina bled a lot and my penis had her blood stains. why this happened?

this is my first sex so i didn't know how to buy condom.


You better be prepared to be a father soon.

[lasupkia]

This must be 1 of the most funny post in SBF this year. Use plastic bag because no condom and also dont know how to buy condom. hahahahahahahahahaha.....

4 reasons why her vagina bled.
1. She was a virgin.
2. She was having menses.
3. Your dick was too thick and tore her vagina open.
4. She has some sexual disease.

** Choose your own answer from above.

How can someone don't know how to buy condom? Are you retarded? Just go to any pharmacy or shop or NTUC, take a box of condoms and pay at the counter. Don't tell me this also need to go University to learn how to buy??

[grey82]

go buy rubber gloves la, then lube with cooking oil....

then maybe her pussy wont bleed that much....:D

[Benong1975]

i sex without condom with indo maid hired in my house so how? i didn't have condom that time so we used plastic bag during sex. the bag teared off within few minutes so we removed it and continued to sex. i cummed inside her vagina in the end so how? her vagina bled a lot and my penis had her blood stains. why this happened?

this is my first sex so i didn't know how to buy condom.

Ho say liao..faster think of a name for ur coming baby:D

[fuckdaddy]

giving TS the benefit of doubt, i think maybe he is the young master of the house. parents not around then using his authority to fuck the maid.

reason for blood
1) virgin?? (quite unlikely unless very young and also TS claim a lot of blood)
2) menses?? (high chance since a lot of blood)
3) cunt tear?? (most likely since u use plastic bag and tore it. plastic a lot of friction and very hard so maybe cut her)

TS need to provide more info. if bleeding don't stop need to face the music and tell your parents you tore up the maid's cunt

[DIDI]

eat n shit at the same place !!!

[zyspt]

so u r the young master of the maid right.
should have gotten her some drugs to prevent pregnancy after u did it.
and think can prepare to face lawsuit from the maid agency if she really pregnant.

[sweet17]

Are you virgin level 99999?

[wildbeast]

Feels more like a joke from the way he writes. Plastic bag wrap your cock and fuck pussy?????? Sounds very funny. Dunno how to buy condom but know how to use so-called protection???? haaa...

[krazyb]

so how ah? no choice liao... use plastic long... wa kao... ask maid her da yi ma got come or not when you "plastic-long" her. if no, wait and see if u got up rank become lao peh bo. if all above no have you fast hand fast leg go cdc checkup, see got tio koh leh cai huey bo...

next maid you up hor, use bao xian zi la, but hor make sure super hard liao then wrap hor, if not you might suffer internal kuku injuries hor... if really despo and cannot make it to kitchen to get, pull out and COF the maid lor, not the safest to prevent become lao peh, but at least safer then unload armies inside... but if maid got koh leh cai huey hor, make another trip to CDC lor...

p.s. the plastic long you use is ntuc brand..? ;)

[A-MEN]

:eek: Plastic bag!!! TS you serious?? Can take a picture show us how you wrap the plastic round you dick?

[iswift]

TS used wrong type of plastic bag, if use Zip-Lock then won't have this problem.
Zip-Lock is thicker and seal proof...so next time try it !
Also pls take a photo to show us

[TheGreatOne]

i rather you use pandan leaves, honestly... wtf

[Deesiaokia]

Hmmmm.. TS next time use balloon lah.. Put some cooking oil can Liao...:D

[lls8]

go buy rubber gloves la, then lube with cooking oil....

then maybe her pussy wont bleed that much....:D

....OMG, ......Lube with cooking oil?
U mean Extra Virgin Oil?
How to wash the oil from vagina later?
Use saliva is better I think....
Natural lubricants.....
If not find a body lotion from your mum room or maid room....:o

[superoy]

hahahaha...

TS: cant say u student having holis nw, cos ur english is lousy, looks like u havent been to school before.

Also, wont expect a grown up to be so bo liao to start such thread.

sigh, why mus we have such "thing" living in our society??

[Doggone!]

i did it with a girl in college toilet, 2 times in girl toilet and 3 times in men toilet

TS must be still a college student. Dun play, play - quite a horny chap.
Old uncle last time in school also never got chance to do like TS :)

[puipui888]

happy father day lol

[naan1974]

i sex without condom with indo maid hired in my house so how? i didn't have condom that time so we used plastic bag during sex. the bag teared off within few minutes so we removed it and continued to sex. i cummed inside her vagina in the end so how? her vagina bled a lot and my penis had her blood stains. why this happened?

this is my first sex so i didn't know how to buy condom.

Hi TS, relax... i have got anti pregnant pills which can ease your mind. It can cost quite a lot but for the sake of your bright future it's worth it and most importantly, daddy wont find out. By the way, did you french your maid? swallow her salive? else there's no way she can get pregnant.

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

i sex without condom with indo maid hired in my house so how? i didn't have condom that time so we used plastic bag during sex. the bag teared off within few minutes so we removed it and continued to sex. i cummed inside her vagina in the end so how? her vagina bled a lot and my penis had her blood stains. why this happened?

this is my first sex so i didn't know how to buy condom.

Next time use a whole box of those thin plastic film food wrap (Your maid will know where she keep it in the kitchen). Wrap your silly cock up like a dumpling and your stupid cock will be tight and remain fresh over a longer period of time. For added protection, cover with another layer of aluminium foil. Forget stains, Hang tight, Keep fresh, Stay hard!!! :D

If you are unsure whether your wrapping is air tight or not, you may want to put your stupid cock in your oven, set to grill with a 10mins timer. If it stay cools after 10mins, then you are ready to serve her :p

[welk]

i sex without condom with indo maid hired in my house so how? i didn't have condom that time so we used plastic bag during sex. the bag teared off within few minutes so we removed it and continued to sex. i cummed inside her vagina in the end so how? her vagina bled a lot and my penis had her blood stains. why this happened?

this is my first sex so i didn't know how to buy condom.

U use Sheng Shiong plastic bag isit!!??

No wonder break lah....

Next time use NTUC or Cold Storage plastic bag mah...this kind of things cannot save 1....

[geckoSG]

I simply loved the replies from the bros... lolz... Good luck TS...
proves that you used the wrong brain this time...

Opps... wrong head I meant...

:D

[Stud00]

This made my day.. i nearly died laughing!

[c5552]

haha, many great replies from bros here, some of u may not find it friendly but they do have a point if u give it a 2nd thought. Hope the TS will have a 2nd chance to make up for the mistake, unless u are a marksman. ;)

[TheDriverGuy]

LOL, the maid never get turned off seeing u use plastic bag?

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

LOL, the maid never get turned off seeing u use plastic bag?

Like master Like maid mah :D:p

TS maid probably from one of 7 indigenous tribes of Indonesia and still using banana leaves, she probably thought the plastic bag was an advanced technology condom used in modern world. ;)

[hasbeen84]

all the bros replies damn funny..~

TS, dun bullshit lah...u know how to find your way to SBF...but dunno how to buy condoms..????

[joker_fish]

TS

dont panic, nothing wrong.
but can i ask you what colour of the plastic bag you used?
if the colour is RED, then it might be the colour of the plastic bag.

[ironman73]

i sex without condom with indo maid hired in my house so how? i didn't have condom that time so we used plastic bag during sex. the bag teared off within few minutes so we removed it and continued to sex. i cummed inside her vagina in the end so how? her vagina bled a lot and my penis had her blood stains. why this happened?

this is my first sex so i didn't know how to buy condom.

I smell a rat here!!!

[ah rat]

I smell a rat here!!!

U looking for me :D

[welk]

Bros, dun take TS seriously lah. He said here he 1st sex dunno how to buy condom. He also posted in the thread 'Fucking in Public Area' that he had sex 5 times in colleague toilet.
Wonder what he used back in colleague...

[asdfghjkl]

i once used a home made plastic bag as condom.. couldnt even insert into the vagina as my OC just feel awkward at the sound: zi-za-zi-za-zi-za... :o

[ah rat]

i once used a home made plastic bag as condom.. couldnt even insert into the vagina as my OC just feel awkward at the sound: zi-za-zi-za-zi-za... :o

Bro,that time u are saving money not to buy condom or u are using plastic bag as recycle material to save earth. Or u are trying something new :D

[anton]

Feels more like a joke from the way he writes. Plastic bag wrap your cock and fuck pussy?????? Sounds very funny. Dunno how to buy condom but know how to use so-called protection???? haaa...

I read and re-read TS post.
Nowhere did he say that he wrap it around his cock?????

[tamtam]

Once a while we need this type of jokes.

The maid will be watching TS doing house work from now...:confused::confused:

[fdome]

hahaha, a good reading for laughing :D:D

TS, r u 18 year old? if not u can also call the police for a new raping case ... :D

[who0ps]

TS

dont panic, nothing wrong.
but can i ask you what colour of the plastic bag you used?
if the colour is RED, then it might be the colour of the plastic bag.

wow ? Color migration ah bro ? haha. I like it.

[RoyAnn]

the maid just came 2 months ago, she keep staring at me everytime when she seeing me.
i asked her already and she told me she was virgin. she had cleaned my sperms in her vagina immediately after sex,so i think it's ok.

[jamesrockwell]

This must be 1 of the most funny post in SBF this year. Use plastic bag because no condom and also dont know how to buy condom. hahahahahahahahahaha.....

4 reasons why her vagina bled.
1. She was a virgin.
2. She was having menses.
3. Your dick was too thick and tore her vagina open.
4. She has some sexual disease.

** Choose your own answer from above.

How can someone don't know how to buy condom? Are you retarded? Just go to any pharmacy or shop or NTUC, take a box of condoms and pay at the counter. Don't tell me this also need to go University to learn how to buy??

TS you better not hope it's option number 2 or 4....eventhough option 1 and 3 will give u a sense got conquering...

man it will be suck if it's option 2 or 4....

good luck bro...and don't know how to buy a condom? what kind of question is that.....and wont plastic bag will sort of give very uncomfortable feel on your little brother??

[zveron]

This is way better than the Joke thread.

[FRwriter]

To TS.. Are you serious bro..?? :confused:
A few shots a day for 30 days. Sounds "illogical" leh. :cool:

[limkh11]

so how ah? no choice liao... use plastic long... wa kao... ask maid her da yi ma got come or not when you "plastic-long" her. if no, wait and see if u got up rank become lao peh bo. if all above no have you fast hand fast leg go cdc checkup, see got tio koh leh cai huey bo...

next maid you up hor, use bao xian zi la, but hor make sure super hard liao then wrap hor, if not you might suffer internal kuku injuries hor... if really despo and cannot make it to kitchen to get, pull out and COF the maid lor, not the safest to prevent become lao peh, but at least safer then unload armies inside... but if maid got koh leh cai huey hor, make another trip to CDC lor...

p.s. the plastic long you use is ntuc brand..? ;)

Salute your replies!!! plastic-long!!! and Bao xian zi!!!

[limkh11]

Bros,

all your replies are sibei interesting!! When i was young, did think of using plastic bag!! Those were the days! End up HJ nia.. But left a happy man still,,, immediately go to mamashop buy condom put as emergency!

[lasupkia]

i once used a home made plastic bag as condom.. couldnt even insert into the vagina as my OC just feel awkward at the sound: zi-za-zi-za-zi-za... :oI thought TS joking abt using plastic bag. You really tried it? can give us the sound effect some more. zi-za-zi-za-zi-za-piak plastic bag broken... hahahaha

After seeing yr post must up u. damn funny.

[S.B.Y.1]

Ho say liao..faster think of a name for ur coming baby:D

S.B.Y would be nice :p

[jamesrockwell]

U looking for me :D

You two made me laugh....lol

[asdfghjkl]

I thought TS joking abt using plastic bag. You really tried it? can give us the sound effect some more. zi-za-zi-za-zi-za-piak plastic bag broken... hahahaha

After seeing yr post must up u. damn funny.

its not broken but rather the bag is much bigger than a condom. thus, what i did was turn the bag over and over orthogonal to my penis but it tends to unravel. i thought of using rubber band or even duct tape to secure it but these can cause really serious infections when placed into the vagina.

as its very loose, i kept on re-wearing it and it kept dropping. the sound was such a turn off for her that i didnt have sex at the end, just a HJ.. took place decades ago.. :eek:

[markck]

Use plastic bags??? OMG!!! If that's work, all condom's company would have to closed down and sell plastic bags!!! TS, your are the man!! Or father to be!! Congrats!!

[0541774]

LOL..plastic bag? Damn u, make me shoot my load all over my keyboard! :D

[barathum83]

go buy rubber gloves la, then lube with cooking oil....

Then maybe her pussy wont bleed that much....:d

trolololol

[sexytikopek]

wa piang TS, next time u can also try those baba long... many size available...:D

[lasupkia]

its not broken but rather the bag is much bigger than a condom. thus, what i did was turn the bag over and over orthogonal to my penis but it tends to unravel. i thought of using rubber band or even duct tape to secure it but these can cause really serious infections when placed into the vagina.

as its very loose, i kept on re-wearing it and it kept dropping. the sound was such a turn off for her that i didnt have sex at the end, just a HJ.. took place decades ago.. :eek:WOW!!! Yr description so detailed. Must be damn funny at the time u tried it. Cock standing and searching everywhere in the kitchen for a plastic bag and how to secure it. Rubber band should be ok right? Your house dont have those shrink wrap plastic, much thinner than plastic bag and stretchable. But aluminium foil cannot be used.

[SGDGuy]

:D ha, give the kid a break . He thinking out of the box! that what the gov. Teach , think out of the box! Save cost! :D lucky never use paper bag! , after reaxing really make my day! lol , should check google first before try plactic bag!

[sta1100]

Hi Royann

You know how screw your indo maid, but don't know where and how to buy condom, you really is a KNN, HLK & tupid.

[Squeezy]

Dear TS,

How old is your maid?
If between 20 - 25, she is very fertile. Chances for getting hit is very high. And if you are younger than 25, your sperm is also very eager to swim. These two factors added up, chances are high.
I'm thinking of asking you to get a test kit.. But wait and see whether she missed her period. If miss one day, better test Liao. Test kits are very accurate nowadays.
Good luck.
Anyway, it's a blessing from GOD if you can be a father.

[michael_368]

Ts, congrats to you..be a father soon ya. LOL:D

[lasupkia]

Indo maid is muslim? yr next actions are to circumcise yourself and prepare for marriage? Royann "Abdullah" bin Plastic Bag. Your new name?

[RoyAnn]

i asked her already,she was virgin.
she just came 2 months ago and she keeps staring me when she sees me.

[dreamlight]

good luck pal...

next time no plastic bags can try aluminum foil :D

[Macktan]

Next time use a whole box of those thin plastic film food wrap (Your maid will know where she keep it in the kitchen). Wrap your silly cock up like a dumpling and your stupid cock will be tight and remain fresh over a longer period of time. For added protection, cover with another layer of aluminium foil. Forget stains, Hang tight, Keep fresh, Stay hard!!! :D

If you are unsure whether your wrapping is air tight or not, you may want to put your stupid cock in your oven, set to grill with a 10mins timer. If it stay cools after 10mins, then you are ready to serve her :p

Hahaha, it's better to use industrial wraps in this case! But i did use food wrap once but after a few thrust, it got loose and was sticking out of the pussy!:p Damn turn off!:D

[Reverend]

Seems like TS is still very young and lack experience.

Charge the maid for having Sex with a minor! Print her name on the papers and tell everyone where she worked!

Hahahaha