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IdontKnow
29-08-2012, 09:24 PM
Hi all,

am posting to share this true recent encounter. Recently i went to a hawker centre and eat meepok.






Please up my points before i continue thanks.

jj_jj
30-08-2012, 07:22 AM
Please up my points before i continue thanks.

U r just asking 2 b zapped..
Seems like u really don't know.

autoroam
30-08-2012, 07:43 AM
Hi all,

am posting to share this true recent encounter. Recently i went to a hawker centre and eat meepok.

Please up my points before i continue thanks.

Let me guess your 2nd & 3rd posting

"Then you order Kopi.... right" :D

"After that you also buy tissue from aunty selling 3 for a dollar" :cool:

:mad:

nuclearkid
30-08-2012, 08:10 AM
You know you have the ability to up yourself? Start a new account and your -220 starts from a positive base once again. You are in too big a hole to ask for points to look good.

GorDJilla
30-08-2012, 08:19 AM
Let me guess your 2nd & 3rd posting

"Then you order Kopi.... right" :D

"After that you also buy tissue from aunty selling 3 for a dollar" :cool:

:mad:

4th post is

"I felt a sudden urge to go toilet, went for a piss b4 going back to my table"

Djandi
30-08-2012, 08:23 AM
Which hawker?? Is e meepok nice?? U eat dry or soup??

Bangster
30-08-2012, 10:15 AM
Hahaha I had a good laugh.

Ok ok I up your ass.

TehGaDai
30-08-2012, 10:30 AM
TS, trying to be funny. :confused:

winterboi
30-08-2012, 10:31 AM
4th post is

"I felt a sudden urge to go toilet, went for a piss b4 going back to my table"

5th post

"I decided to do something that no one else dare to do, i took my microscopic dick out from my pants and i release onto my meepok"

sean69
30-08-2012, 10:34 AM
Start a new account and your -220 starts from a positive base once again.

er... dun do that.. last time i gave the same advice, i got zapped by boss (i think) for giving bad advice ... :D

littlepok
30-08-2012, 10:36 AM
the meepok auntie push u onto the table, ride u while throwing mee pok, chilli, pork liver etc on your chest and stir. forgot to put through hot water to cook it. hence she pour hot water on u.

so kinky...

i rather upped to show appreciation than to waste zap on mee pok fugs

Rasta Marley
30-08-2012, 10:39 AM
Seems like u really don't know.

Excellent use of words bro, thanks for the entertainment:-) LOL

ben1215
30-08-2012, 10:47 AM
whats the damage of meepok ? can autoroam ?

SeniSeis
30-08-2012, 11:12 AM
so the story got continue liao?

unsung80
30-08-2012, 11:41 AM
Well TS, i got no idea why you zap until like that. But if you selling mee pok and want to run a promotion just say so, most singaporeans like me love a good bowl of dry noodles. We sure support u if is good, in no time ur points sure will recover. Otherwise......

ilikeoldchangke
30-08-2012, 12:06 PM
Hi all,

am posting to share this true recent encounter. Recently i went to a hawker centre and eat meepok.






Please up my points before i continue thanks.

This is one of the shortest story i've read.



May i suggest you add a bit of detail. Eg.


Recently i went to eat mee pok thar. The bak chor is coarsely minced to retain it's texture. There is a good proportion of fats and lean meat in the bak chor, it really brings out the chewy bits.

The bak yee is hand made, which is why they are of uneven shapes and the surfaces are rough. The first bite releases the pent up tension of the tightly compressed meat ball and a gush of meat juice squirted out like a geyser into my mouth and onto the SYT that i'm sharing the table with.

I opened my mouth in shock as i reached for the tissue i bought at 5 for a dollar from the auntie who sells them and i immediately offered the SYT a piece to clean herself up.

As the SYT wiped the juice from my meat ball off her face and the ridges of her nose, i slurped onto my mee pok as i secretly peep at her neh neh pok.

I wished i was slurping on her bra strap instead of my tangy mee pok.

The sambal chilli numbs my tongue and the SYT's neh neh pok sends a chill my spine as i gazed on, mesmerised by her figure.

I heard her open her mouth and ordered what i'm having and i got turned off instantly.

In that fake SPG wannabe slang, she shouted across the seat to the stall owner.

SYT : Auntie ~ , Can i have 2 linguine dry for me and my expat boyfriend. Less spicy but i would really appreciate more mince meat for the toppings and can i have extra meat balls in the soup ?




just kidding ..:D

jj_jj
30-08-2012, 12:24 PM
Excellent use of words bro, thanks for the entertainment:-) LOL

Bro, SBF serves not only as a 1-stop shop for the small head's "entertainment" but with the many jokers around, the big head gets it's fix as well :)

Rasta Marley
30-08-2012, 06:47 PM
Bro, SBF serves not only as a 1-stop shop for the small head's "entertainment" but with the many jokers around, the big head gets it's fix as well :)

I absolutely agree bro; starting unnecessary threads like this is a serious waste of the forum's precious bandwith. Too many jokers around la, very hard to control ;-)

anton
30-08-2012, 08:42 PM
5th post

"I decided to do something that no one else dare to do, i took my microscopic dick out from my pants and i release onto my meepok"

Erm.... what you meant to say is that there is a thread called "most pervert things done" and TS should have posted this there? :rolleyes:

IdontKnow
30-08-2012, 08:59 PM
Hi all brothers, r u all dumb? please do up my points before i continue thanks,

rashid229
31-08-2012, 05:08 PM
Beside the mee pok shop got any INDIAN shop or not that sell 'looti plata':cool:

kcliff
31-08-2012, 05:55 PM
TS.... true to your nick... U REALLY DON'T KNOW!!!! School holidays jus started huh?

pro.d.igy
31-08-2012, 08:39 PM
First you ask for points, next you accuse us of being dumb? :mad:

I've just zapped you for that. Now go away. :rolleyes:

IdontKnow
01-09-2012, 10:16 AM
BROS, I CANT CONTINUE IF NOBODY UP MY POINTS. thanks

Benong1975
01-09-2012, 11:02 AM
Hi all,

am posting to share this true recent encounter. Recently i went to a hawker centre and eat meepok.






Please up my points before i continue thanks.

Like that u better dun continue,waste my point to up u

natelee89
01-09-2012, 11:51 AM
Are you really so desperate for points ? Get a life brooooooo

RedOmega
01-09-2012, 01:34 PM
Idontknow, better you don't continue! Don't waste our points on you. It's good for you too! Cos your points will keep going higher towards the negative region!

Squeezy
01-09-2012, 06:02 PM
Can I zap him?

Criminalz
01-09-2012, 07:01 PM
Hi all,

am posting to share this true recent encounter. Recently i went to a hawker centre and eat meepok.






Please up my points before i continue thanks.

Arghhh....and i came...geesh, great story man. i wank and came in record time. :D

Deesiaokia
01-09-2012, 09:51 PM
BROS, I CANT CONTINUE IF NOBODY UP MY POINTS. thanks

Kuku Bird.... Points no have lah , sperm I have millions lah ai mai? Up your mouth or face?

Benong1975
01-09-2012, 10:27 PM
Can I zap him?

Yo bro,sure u hv the power to zap him unitil he siao.

teh_si
02-09-2012, 12:02 AM
up yours

continue pls

hanky_panky
02-09-2012, 02:05 AM
Hi all,

am posting to share this true recent encounter. Recently i went to a hawker centre and eat meepok.



Then he saw our bro Chan (aka boob_man) and the 2 spinster sisters (Alice and Amy) queuing next stall for their favourite bee hoon...:D

eeemen
02-09-2012, 02:09 AM
up yours

continue pls

Another joker here! No power how to upz? :confused::rolleyes:

TS, before your story has got any traction, you've started asking for points, to make it worse, you start demanding for points to continue!! :mad: Since you want it so badly, I am sure bros here will be contributing to increase your points in the negative direction! :D . cheers ............

niccck
03-09-2012, 12:09 PM
lol all of u kenna troll deep deep

TehGaDai
03-09-2012, 01:35 PM
MEE POK can link to kinky stuff??? :eek:

genesis01
03-09-2012, 01:49 PM
Seriously if I can, I would zap this mofo like siao!

littlepok
03-09-2012, 02:04 PM
Seriously if I can, I would zap this mofo like siao!

he is immuned and not worth the effort. he loves the attention for sure. haha maybe the female mee pok seller poke the tool used to cook mee pok up his arse