Spitting tales

[Coffeecans]

Well bros. Decided to write something more light hearted and even humorous and some guai lan style else I will be known to become the "Wang Jie" for writing only sad stories.

Spitting tales are short stories of growing up. An my definition of being a man? *Don't beat the crap out of me*

Men are losers. Why?

Because every time we lose a fight, we'll spit. *Little Max's quote.

Let's go and explore stories! Do share your encounters too!
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Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329

[Coffeecans]

THE 10 SEC SHOOTOUT.

I was a growing teen already with a love for massages. Of course at that point of time I could only afford at most an hour's massage. As I was walking near my block, I saw this massage house and decided to try my luck for a good massage. And I only had $50 with me.

Went inside and the ladies greeted hungrily. Felt a little shy with 4 pairs of eyes staring at me.

Lady 1: Xiaodi, massage is it? Come here come here. Strip and leave only your underwear ok?

Me: Ok.

Her massage was good. Her boobs were melon sized. My hands itched to touch but the green me didn't dare to. Until her hands were near Little Max (LM).

Lady 1: Xiaodi, you want this?

She squeezed on LM. But replied her.

I only have $50 is it ok?

She thought for a while.

Lady 1: No problem Xiaodi.

She went on to take off my pants.

Lady 1: Don't be afraid Xiaodi. It will only take ten seconds.

She stroked and pressed some points. Put some oil and started stroking.

Lady 1: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

LM exploded.

*Win liao lo. 10 secs in exchange for money*

The masseuse smiled happily and my pocket cried deeply.

And all it took was 10 secs T_T
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Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329

[uzumakiidii]

LOL 10 secs was fast. :D din get to enjoy but pocket one big hole. Nice story, camping here. :D:D

[Coffeecans]

Ke yi! (Can!)

After a long hard day, all I wanted was simply some knits to take away the knots as I came across this one-person setup. The lady had a super foxy slutty look. She sat near the glass paneled door. When she saw me approaching, she stood up and smiled.

*God she should not have done that. She had bad teeth. And I meant really bad teeth*

Foxy: Massage? How long?

Me: How much for massage?

Foxy: $30 for an hour.

Me: Ok, I'll take the one hour massage.

Foxy: Ke yi ke yi.

Her massage was a combo of piano and amateur. (Now I am starting to know about the massage technique). She turned me around and worked near the upper thighs until Little Max awoke. She smiled at me with the weird teeth set.

Foxy: How about here? Does he need a massage?

Me: I only have $50 is it ok?

Foxy: Keyi Keyi.

She set in front of me and placed my thighs on her legs and started to touch my balls and LM. The feeling was different. It felt really good.

*Shit. Don't tell me it's going to be 10 sec countdown again*

This time I asked.

Me: Can I touch your breasts?

Without thinking she shouted: KE YI!

She pushed up her clothes to reveal the black bra, scooped her B cupped breast out with dark brown nipples, placed my hands on them and gestured me to fondle.

It took me about ten minutes to spit.

*So touching was possible* Yesh!
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Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329

[naturegreen]

Will it take 10 hours the next time for Little Max to spit? Stay tuned! :D

[uzumakiidii]

Will it take 10 hours the next time for Little Max to spit? Stay tuned! :D

bro 10 hrs is beyond any godly human self control liao. IT IS a mind fucked torture. LOL :D:D

[Coffeecans]

I think Little Max will be pulled off by 10 hours. hahahaha.

slowly thinking back about the years of massaging.
Would take a while to remember. :P

[littlepok]

Will it take 10 hours the next time for Little Max to spit? Stay tuned! :D

after 20mins, the gal will pay u $50 and bu ke yi bu ke yi, dui bu qi

[DegenerationX]

Will it take 10 hours the next time for Little Max to spit? Stay tuned! :D

太夸张了吧！:eek::D

[Coffeecans]

Ke Yi! Part 2 (Can! Part 2)

There we go again. Gonna try another pattern and see if it works.

She saw me and immediately opened the doors.

Foxy, dressed in black again. (Majiam like MacDonald dress sense, all sama sama one)

Foxy: Ni hao. Lai.(Hi, come)

Me: Orh.

Foxy: Bu yong chuan le. We ba men shuo shang. (No need wear anything. I go lock the door)

She smiled and god I wished I never see her teeth again. Dak match her face leh.

She massaged liao (SOP), then asked you wan me to do here?

Me: What else you have?

Foxy: Only this. (And she smiled)

I turned away then pointed to her breasts.

Me: Here leh?

Foxy: Here more expensive. You wan try? Very nice one.

Me: Ok.

Quickly Foxy undressed leaving only her gstring.

Me: What cups are they?

Foxy replied loudly: B!

She asked me to lean towards her, put some oil and started to push.

And there she was moaning. Super fake.

Foxy: Oh... hao shu fu! Enn... (Oh, it feels good, ennnn)

*Er... really that nice meh, I majiam not feel leh.*

Poor her, she rubbed so long and Little Max was fighting fiercely. He did not surrender.

Foxy tried to stimulate with fake moans. I tried to touch her bottom without any rejection. But it was 'desert' below. Super dry. Pat pat also no use. But entertain her a little la.

Then Little Max finally spit on her breasts.

Foxy quickly went over to the basin and washed herself.

Foxy: This position not easy one, must have very good waist power. Else will not be shiok.

*I think waist power is the second. Maybe bigger boobs might be a better word*

But since she put in so much effort, I paid and left. (not a happy man though)

No more BM from her.
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Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329

[Coffeecans]

Ke Yi! Part 3 - I think there's a pubic hair on Little Max. (Can! Part 3)

After the BM, I went on a separate day again.
I was really up to mischief today.
Went to Foxy again.

Again. Same colour. Except today in spag strap and black skirt.
She smiled again. I looked elsewhere.

Sama sama she locked the door. Then I told her straight.

Me: Take off your top massaging me.

Without reply she gladly do so.

*Hurhur*

She massaged then turn over and asked.

Foxy: Airplane?

I nodded. She was happily placing my thighs on hers and started stroking and pressing. Just when Little Max was to its limits suddenly I jerked a little.

Me: Mei nu (Beauty), gan jue hao xiang you mao zai wo de xiao tou. Ke yi ban wo kan ma? (I think there's a pubic hair near Little Max, can you check?)

She was still pumping when she leaned her face close to see.

Foxy: Mei you ah...

Before she could finish her words Little Max splat all over her. And some flew into her mouth, eye and mouth.

My body shivered in laughter.

Me: Dui bu qi, bu shi gu yi de. (Sorry I didn't do it on purpose.)

Foxy: No problem. I go wash first ok?

The sight of her face covered with streaks of cum was simply so hilarious.

*Think she learnt a lesson. Never try to find a pubic hair on the tip.*

I giggled all the way and she kept tapping me "Ni hao huai" (You so bad).
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Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329

[Bigthorn]

hahah...great tale :)

What did you try next?

[Coffeecans]

You are even older than my mum.

One of the most terrible places I went to. Freaking scary.
I had my own office once in the CBD district.
And just below the building was a spa.

Being new to the building, I was keen to try the massage there as I was a die hard massage person (not really always going for the specials) because of my profession, my back and neck is always acting on me.

The receptionist was good looking and she was busy doing other things when she spread her legs to reveal a black thong.

Me: How much for massage?

Recep: $40 per hour.

Me: Ok.

Paid and went inside.

Changed and laid there. What came in can let you vomit foam.

An auntie with an O body came and should be somewhere in her late 50s.

*Fuck. But I paid liao. Bo hua if I go like that. Tahan. Tahan.*

To my surprise her skills were not bad only that she doesn;t want to put in strength.

She turned me around.

O Auntie: Xiaodi.. ni yao quan tao ma? (You want full course?)

Me: huh? what is that? (I'm sorry I really dun know what that is until so much later)

O Auntie: Zhuo ai lo (Make love lo)

My eyes nearly flipped white. I wanted to go out but she stopped.

O Auntie: Xiaodi, zhe li shi yao xiaofei de. Bu neng zhe yang li kai. (We earn tips here one. You cannot go off like that)

She cornered me.

Me: I only left $40 no more.

O Auntie: Ok.

Suddenly she took off her top and what greeted me was two super saggy breast and she said it was D cup. I think her boobs wouldn't fail their sit and reach thigh test if there was any. The sides of her folded in a michelin texture. Her nipple touched my body and I felt as though I was touched by a ghost. My goosebumps stood. And all I prayed for is for this to end immediately.

Her long saggy boobs wrapped around Little Max like a shawl wrapping around a neck. She pumped and pumped.

*Little Max, please quickly spit. I don't want to stay*

Little Max spat with dismay and disgust. And he went for a long shower, burying himself in the shower foam.

And there he had phobia. No more sit and reach breasts.
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Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329

[DegenerationX]

wahaha. this is good :D

[Coffeecans]

The Wrestler

Max: Hello? Is your masseuse available? Yes ah? Ok. Give me ten minutes.

Showered from home and went off.

To my horror.

Max: Where's Ling? How come she's not here?

J: Oh she went back already. Try Wen she's good too. I know her.

Eyes open halfway. Try ba. 1 hour.

She was big size. Local. Tall plump and looks intimidating. Went into the massage room.

*At the rear end of the ring is Max! And over there is Wen! Ring Ding Ding! Let the massage begin!*

Wen: You ready?

Me: Sure thing.

The next thing that touched me was her killer elbows. Elbowed here and there and everywhere. I think this is not massage. Its purely wrestling. Bone cracked, meat bruised, body crushed. The 1 hour seemed like 3.

Finally I came out, raised my hands in victory and tears rolled down.

J: See? I told you nice right? She got skill hor?

Paid and never uttered a word.

*Sorry you gonna lose a regular, BIG TIME*

K.O time. Fatality.

Now all my joints are even more painful. Its worse than before.

Little Max laughed in an insulting gesture. Got skill? hahahahaa. Pui.

*If Little Max was serviced, I think I would have been an eunuch.*
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Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329

[Kenny87]

HAHAHA your stories are very funny!!

u are so cute leh!

[DegenerationX]

HAHAHA your stories are very funny!!

u are so cute leh!

why are u here? quickly go and continue your story :D

[Coffeecans]

The Giant Moth

It has been a real hard day at work. And the best treat is to enjoy a good back massage. Am new to this area with well known eateries. Finally saw a proper massage signage. Walked up and saw the lady talking to customers.

She saw me. And asked massage?

I nodded. And went in. She directed me to the room and asked me to change into the boxer shorts. She came in. And only then I discovered her sense of dressing. Black top with huge rings of unmatched colours and when she raised her arms you can see the 'wings' which reflected that of a giant moth.

She started massaging and it was terrible. Halfway through I asked how much is 30 mins if I change. She said same price. T_T

No choice, I continued and then a slab of liquid from her mouth came splatting on my back. Yucks! And then she acted if nothing happened. I asked for her to wipe it away then she did. Walau if I didn't then she would have rubbed all over.

When she turned me over, the first thing she said is. We are a clean massage parlour hor. No specials here one.

I looked away.

*Auntie you know what happens to Giant Moths? Ultraman will send them blasting back to outer space. And also, with your curry pok hair and LJ face, you are purely not my vege. Little Max agreed and slept throughout.*

She asked you go massage often? I replied yes. I always go to one place. It's just I want to try others.

Lady Moth: My massage good right? Must be better than your regular one hor.

*Your massage is worse than crap. And my regular masseuse looks at least 10 times better than you and she doesn't wear a moth suit.*

Signing off with an Ah Beng language: Buey Hiaow Bai.
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Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329

[Acez89]

more stories hahas

[queeniegal]

Haha damn funny!!!!!!!

[queeniegal]

Ha funny!!!

[Coffeecans]

The 'ATAS' thinktoomuch untouchable queen. Part 1

Another taxing overtime. Weeks without massage.
Little Max was hinting for a good rub.

Why not? Since its payday. Went hunting near my workplace.
Found a quiet place and looks pretty decent. Went in and opted for an hour.

Woah, in came the masseuse with a celebrity's aura. Yini majiam. Let's call her Sexy Lady.

Sexy Lady: You better not touch me or I will leave.

*.....*

Me: I only came for massage.

Sexy Lady: You better be. Hate shallow guys. The moment they see they want touch here touch there. Zek. And they..

Me: Can you start your massage?

And there she went on grumbling for a good hour. Her mouth was like chicken backside, never stop one.

Paid and left, and remembered her name.

The guai lan me came out with a brilliant plan. And Little Max nodded.
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Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329

[Coffeecans]

The 'ATAS' thinktoomuch untouchable queen. Part 2

Its been a week. PAYBACK TIME!

Went over and opted for Sexy Lady again.

She recognized me.

Sexy Lady: It's you. Don't tell me you came looking for me. I'm already attached. So don't try to think of other thoughts. I'm not available. I..

Me: Signs deeply. Can you start your massage but can I request something?

Sexy Lady: What? I told you no specials liao what you want?

Me: Who says I want that? I'm asking can you massage my head first and then back the last. Meaning that I will only turn and lie on my back the last. Can?

Sexy Lady: Oh. Ok. You are a strange one. People massage from the back then flip around. You want the other way.

Me: You say what special ma so this way you will be assured ma.

Sexy Lady: Ok.

It's the first time her mouth was shut. Peace.

She rubbed my tummy and asked me to flip over. Worked on my back and then gradually down.

Me: Sssiii. Pain.

Sexy Lady: Pain? Where? What happened?

Me: My butt. I think your fingernails scratched my butthole. So painful.

Sexy Lady: Really? I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it. Let me check. It's not bleeding.

Puuuuttttttttttttttt! Right in HER FACE.

The fumes went into her nostrils like wasabi as alien language came out gushing from her mouth.

My abs tightened as I bursted out laughing.

She stormed out of the room swearing with her hands fanning her nose.

God that felt real good.

RIGHT IN THE FARTING FACE.
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Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329

[Bigthorn]

really funny stories. Keep them coming.... :)

[Coffeecans]

LITTLE MAX SHOOTS. WHERE?

Lunch. Feeling a little tired from seeing queues everywhere. Wandered around the bustling streets of Chinatown. Massage time.

Saw a nice signage and went up.

Got greeted by a lady in 40s. So yea went massage. Blah blah blah.

J: You wan special? My breast massage very powerful. Its my speciality.

Me: Then you take off?

J: No cannot. I pull up only. Scared ma ta come.

Me: Whatever.

She went on to massage. Her boobs were a C cup. Not bad quite firm and not saggy. Pump pump squeeze squeeze x dunno how many times then Little Max spat all over her lingerie and breasts.

She came close to my ears.

J: Wah you spit into my bra and breasts.

Me: ..... and?

J: I go wash now ok?

I nodded.

J came in and asked.

J: How's it? You feel good?

I smiled.

Nothing much ba. But I'm more interested in the young girl I saw.
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Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329

[Coffeecans]

Close encounter of the HIONG kind

After the SHOOT IN BRA experience, I was aiming for the young lady.

So 1 day, I was darn lucky to have her. As she was the only free masseuse. Huat ah! Lucky day sia! And she wearing tiger print. Not lair-pird print hor.

Her massage was totally DO RE MI FA SO... super piano kind.

She turned me around and asked me in English if I wanted special.

Wah, her English is well spoken wo. No the half pail water kind. Only then I knew she used to be a student here. She was from Nanyang, China. But when I asked she not studying already, she kept quiet.

Opted for a HJ and immediately she pulled down her zip to reveal a super nice B cupped breasts. This was the first time I seen such perfectly shaped boobies and when I cupped it, it was hard. Sian halfs. She immediately stuffed her breasts on my mouth and ordered me to suck.

Ding dong.. The doorbell rang. She shouted.

"Oi.. someone go open the door. I..i'm busy."

Her fingers was furiously wanking Little Max.

Tigeress: Oh it feels good. ahh.

But poor her. She pumped till her arms were tired that she had to change hands. Pumped and kept asking me to suck her breasts.

Little Max fired.

She cleaned herself and kissed me. Collected the money.

*Fish! I think I did alot of work wo. Sucking till my lips swollen. She kept pushing and stuffing her nipples and breasts in my mouth. Should have asked for a discount.* Wahahahha. Somemore fake boob boobs.

__________________________________________________

Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329

[Coffeecans]

ARE YOU A ROBOT?

Rainy day. Sad. Can't go back to my office. No umbrellas. No raincoats. How? A good time to head for massage lo.

Went in and registered. Waited and a 22 year old girl came.

22: I massage for you can?

Me: Ok.

Another piano. *WTF why is all the massage places here all PIANO one? Haiz. Sure another cut head place again. Her style? Roll here roll there lo. Majiam you take the vibrator move in circle, end of story.

She turned me around and 'te' me into having a HJ so she can earn a little. Took her around 10 mins to convince.

22: You wan ask another girl to come? We can do together.

Me: No its fine.

22 started her handjob. With that I think i can shoot maybe holding at least 30 mins.

Totally mechanical. Like those you sit on the children's toy, put $1 then they will move. Sama sama.

She kept saying: Please faster cum. Time is running out. Time is running out.

Little Max replied: Cum is NOT cumming out. Cum is not cumming out.

It took her more than 20 mins until Little Max spat.

Her robotic arms nearly rusted. She grunted and went out. Think the screw on her arm came loose.
__________________________________________________

Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329

[tromba]

bro
ur story power!!!!
i nearly fall off my chair reading them

[Coffeecans]

THE "LITERATURE" TEACHER aka the statue

Back sometime found a lady that does the jua-the-vein for better performance. Went and found the place.

Nothing much about the interior. Shower room small.

She started her massage. Yew. So so only. Then she started her pull-your-bird-vein, and talked and talked. Then took out diagrams and suddenly I became a student. But there were just some things I didn't like so I opted not for it then she pulled the diagram, I got a little irritated and said No.

Allowed autoroam top but no matter how much you press, pull, twist, stroke, cup, fondle, pinch, tickle, hold, slap, hit, touch, no reaction at all.

*I might as well go do it to a white stone marble statue.*

Perhaps I tried the queen of pull-your-kkj-vein and no to shooting within a period of hours, this was nothing.

*Signing off, flashing diagram cards. See you see or not? Its part of pull vein you know you know?*

I think it will be better if she was in the diagram. So I can just discard after use.
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Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329

[Coffeecans]

HOW FAR CAN YOU SHOOT?

It took me so many visits to finally get the special scoop from Masseuse A.
And after getting it, the next few times she auto pump full tank without asking.

*More auto than auto mode*

A: Okie. Let's see how far you can shoot ok?
Me: Win liao lo.
A: Do it la. Let me see can?

Honestly I haven't tried this before.

*Little Max you must do me proud ok?*

She pumped and positioned LM towards me.

Without waiting for me Little Max charged out with a single burst.

*Peeeeewwww. It flew from Little Max to my chest. Lucky for me. If he spit with force I will kena.*

A's eyes shone with amazement as she kept saying.

Woah...see a stream fly out like dragon le. So 'Mei'.

Me: .....

If LM had hit me I sure spank him.

Moral of the story. Never try to do that stunt again.
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Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329

[Coffeecans]

Power Size. Right. The popping pads

Went to this massage place. And the masseuse walked out elegantly and asked if I wanted a massage. She was wearing a black dress with a nice slit on the legs. It flaunted her nice sexy thighs and her boobs were huge but was covered by fabrics though her buttocks were flat.

She massaged like a pianist playing a pirated Bach. Within 20 minutes she popped the question of pumping LM.

*Well why not, I'm dying to see how big her melons were*

Placed some oil and rubbed.

My hands went behind her dress and zipped down with no rejection. Her dress fell halfway which was so seductive. But just when my fingers was going for her bra she rejected right away. It was too late for my nimble fingers. Her bra hook snapped and pieces of pads came popping out.

It was an instant deflate. The otherwise huge melons became an instant pancake. She quickly rubbed her hands on the towel and stopped pumping LM. She shouted at me and asked me to scram.
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The Promise.
What would you do?
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=317932

Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329

[Coffeecans]

The "Huaawwwk" Masseuse

I'm very sure bros have met masseuse of this calibre. It never fails to make me feel so disgusted everytime. Here goes.

Went for an hour's massage at a new place after work as it was time for a body maintenance. Let's see if its good then I will extend the massage session. Spotted a solo massage place and went to explore.

She was an ordinary MILF looking and nothing much to talk about.

MILF: Xiaodi, massage?

I nodded.

She ushered me to the cubicle and locked the door.

Started her massage. Yes. A good and hard one. But after 15 minutes the sound "HuaaaWkkk.." came from her mouth destroyed the entire session. It was so loud that I think the phelghm got out and she pushed the curtains and went to the toilet and I heard a loud splat. She washed her hands and continued the massage. Then she did that again. Huaawwwwkkk.

F**k. My goosebumps stood up and there she said "Kong tiao heng leng shi ma?" (Is the aircon cold?)

I shook my head. As she turned me around you could see a streak of saliva on the side of her lips. She grinned broadly and suddenly huawwwkkk again.

I quickly took the chance to dress myself up quickly and said sorry, I have something on. Paid and left.

Yucks. That is one place I would never visit again. And whenever I hear that sound *huawwwk* I will always remember her.

Goosebumps stands again.
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The Promise.
What would you do?
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=317932

Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329

[eeemen]

LOL, funny stories bro, thanks for sharing!! Cheers ........................

[Coffeecans]

BO

It's been a while since I last went for a massage. Back was aching again for a good rub. Scouted the neighbourhood and saw this MILF massage place where she owned. Went in and she was happy.

She switched on the old aircon and it sounded like it was suffering from serious cough. "Gu gu gu gu" went the aircon.

The power was really weak as there were not much wind from it. Sigh. The milf said: Sorry Xiaodi. A while more the aircon will be cold ok?

What could I do? LL lo. Lucky for me I was wearing only my boxers.

The MILF started to sweat as drips of water fell on my back.

*Fuck* The milf apologized and took the towel to clean it up. She checked the aircon by raising up her arm and her red tshirt revealed a wet soccer ball on her armpits and the smell of her BO flushed the entire room like wasabi biting your nose. I immediately stood up and paid her for the half hour.

She kept apologizing but I said its fine. Traumatic experience.

The power of BO.
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Erased Memories.
If you could erase memories, would you?
http://sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=320941

The Promise.
What would you do?
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=317932

Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329
Don't quote WHOLE POST unnecessarily

[Coffeecans]

The chatterbox grumbler

There it was another day to search for a getaway to ease my muscle tensions. Went to another neighborhood to check out and entered a door with the massage signature. A milf came out and welcomed me in. The place was small but cosy. She played nice music and soon started her massage.

Milf: How Xiao Di, strength can or not?

I replied yes.

And upon my reply she started to load ammunition to her machine gun with endless barrels of bullets and started to talk nonstop like a chicken backside, uttering shit and nonsense. From complaining about the number of people stepping in to the cost of living to her living lifestyle compared to her life in China. And the cost of food and stuff. For the entire hour my ears had not closed and her sheer nonsense flooded the insides of my ear where the words tried to fight one another to enter in. Until my brain was filled fully with the alphabets of her complaints, I raised my head and told her off.

Me: Wah lau eh auntie, I come here to massage and relax. Nabei you keep complaining nonstop with all your saliva spitting all over me how can I relax?

The milf apologized and gave me an extra 15 minutes of head massage. But I think earwax may be a better option to erase the alphabets stuck in my ears.
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你问我为什么开始喝酒，而且每次都喝醉
Right here waiting.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=321606

Erased Memories.
If you could erase memories, would you?
http://sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=320941

The Promise.
What would you do?
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=317932

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=302329