what is the funniest thing when u are cumming?

[fabiann]

i shall tell mine first maybe? haha... i may get flame... but dont really care so much abt points... but juz a light-hearted thread for ppl who are having stress at work... including me :(


i was sleeping with my gf 1 night, and we got touchy here and there... so as per normal we had sex, and she popped the golden question which i have been dying to try it.. which is COF... woo hoo... so i decided to switch on the lights, in case my soldiers anyhow fly and kena my bedsheet...

so when i was abt to cum and took aim at her face and everything juz rushed out and she straight away turned her face away and make noise... saying i shoot directly into her nose:D and cause her cant breathe... so instead of COF, i got the nose...

[BiRd13]

Similar to your case TS...

Meet up with FB for normal bonking as usual... However, this time round, she agree to try CIM for me... But she said she will not swallow though...

Pump her till when almost cumming, removed and she opened her mouth for me to shoot in... But before she could open her mouth, I couldn't control much longer, and shoot my loads onto her face instead... She started to grumbling and was quite piss about it...

[aldof.hilter]

A slightly different one:

I like a waxed pussy very much, smooth and no pricking hair. Few years back I was happily painting this young ITE girl with a super smooth pussy. She laid on the bed spreading facing up, I painted her with my didi pressed on the bed.

Was super excited, rub my didi abit on the bed and prepared to f*** her. She hold and rub my didi when I went on top of her. Before it can go into her pussy, there goes my soldiers sprouting on the bed!

We laughed soo hard until mood lost, so no pussy for my didi that night :D

[cheatingchris]

Just when i was abt to cummmm, fire alarm in the hotel went on. nbcb

[fabiann]

Just when i was abt to cummmm, fire alarm in the hotel went on. nbcb

HAHA.. which means the fire alarm and ur didi fired at the same time... :eek:

[georgemagnum]

Just when i was abt to cummmm, fire alarm in the hotel went on. nbcb

Hahahaha .... Good one ..... Poor u .... :D

gm

[kypdurron]

was with my first serious gf, we didnt have sex yet but mostly oral and masturbating.
so one night were playing with each other face to face while standing up. my hand was around her backside and she was stroking me.
When I shot, the first shot was quite big, but we didnt see where did it go. Turns out it actually flew over her shoulder and onto her back. (she's much shorter than me)

[fabiann]

was with my first serious gf, we didnt have sex yet but mostly oral and masturbating.
so one night were playing with each other face to face while standing up. my hand was around her backside and she was stroking me.
When I shot, the first shot was quite big, but we didnt see where did it go. Turns out it actually flew over her shoulder and onto her back. (she's much shorter than me)

like a spider web sia ur sperm... can fly over her shoulder and hit onto her back... making a U-turn... but blocked by her back... if her back is not there... ur cum will U-turn and hit back onto u... haha... nice legendary U-turn

[FL seeker]

Good spirit of sharing . Thank you sir

[pendulum]

When i about to cum i farted and we laugh non stop .:D

[LateHunter]

When i went for a massage plus hj, my cum shoot so high that it sticked all over her hair... she damn sian..

[nicefriend]

i shall tell mine first maybe? haha... i may get flame... but dont really care so much abt points... but juz a light-hearted thread for ppl who are having stress at work... including me :(


i was sleeping with my gf 1 onight, and we got touchy here and there... so as per normal we had sex, and she popped the golden question which i have been dying to try it.. which is COF... woo hoo... so i decided to switch on the lights, in case my soldiers anyhow fly and kena my bedsheet...

so when i was abt to cum and took aim at her face and everything juz rushed out and she straight away turned her face away and make noise... saying i shoot directly into her nose:D and cause her cant breathe... so instead of COF, i got the nose...
Bro fabiann. Thanks for sharing.:p

[Bigbluebird]

Told the girl that I can finally go shit :cool:

[wally888]

When i went for a massage plus hj, my cum shoot so high that it sticked all over her hair... she damn sian..

Likedat I oso feel value for $$$ :D

[screening]

Lol You people are funny :D

[freezetheDB]

i usually CIM deep so my cum go straight into my SO throat.

once want to try shooting into her mouth from outside, ended up cum kena her eye.

[Maxico]

i usually CIM deep so my cum go straight into :D
once want to try shooting into her mouth from outside, ended up cum kena her eye.

U forgotten to do zeroing on the rifle b4 u shot on the target lah bro...:D

[DeeDaDee]

I remember there was once when after 3rd round bonking, when I almost cum, my leg cramp and was so pain, my gf have to help me to massage my leg. Cant carry on because the cramp still there and my gf is laughing that I F her too much till cramp. There goes my 3rd round....

[langpalang]

I used to station in Central China for about 6 years ( that was long time ago, in the 90s ). . . Being young & single, the horny me is always looking for new and more honey pot. . . entertainment of biz associate at KTV was so frequent, thus giving me even more opportunity to explore. Back then, it was a yucky place ( recently went there to, same), tao pao KTV girls back are not as easy as the southern China ( eg Guangdong province ), as most PRO are all local. Having said the above, they might seem conservative, but once you know them, they will show their wild side.

Anyway, manage to hook up 2 local uni girl, let’s call them A & B. I get to know A thru a Friend, She was one hell of the ride. . . It was like a war game, to see who lose first, trying to out-gun each other to see would make another cum first.

A intro me to B; at times I would have both of them come over to my place to bonk. Tarma, nope, did not ( now, how I wish I could turn back the clock and try). Haha. Bonking with one, while the other lie next to us on the same bed. After bonking one, I will continue with the other. Usually I will start with A first and if I win (means I didn’t cum), I will move over to bonk B . . by then, no need foreplay, B already super wet. . . haha. While A was the wild one, B was the wet, shy & quiet moaner. My heart is with A, but my stick always love B.

In one of the session, Only B was around. After a good long session, I shot my load! Well, into a condom ( so I thot ). Without both of us knowing, the condom actually broke at the side, and I actually cream her honey pot. She was always that wet, yes, Wet Wet, never a dry season. Sex with her was always intense; a very rapid piak piak piak. The damage condom was actually pushed up to the base on my shaft and I didn’t notice. Anyway, it was funny than, but after thot, KNN, later she pregnant, I am not going to ruin my young happy days, and have some Chinese girl producing part of my gene. I need to enjoy first mai. Wow piang, scare for couple of weeks. Than no news is good news. Heng ah.

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Also long time ago. Another funny occasion with one of my regular girl which I get to know in one of those GuangDong KTV. Now and then she will come look and stay with me if she's on her way back to her province for me. She will stay with me for weeks at a time. Will say she's definately my top 10 girl. I just love making love to her; thing in bed we just click.

My bed was those metal frame type, the mattress was supported by wood strip anchor to the metal bed frame. During one of the bonk session, after various position, I place her at the end/ edge of the bed, while she was lying down, I was standing and piak piak her, 3 wooden support broke, the mattress sunken in near the edge. Had a laugh and I manage to carry her up and continue piak piak standing. Yup, she was like 42kg, b cup, silky skin; back than carry girl and fuck standing is no problem lah. Now, old leow, tired easily... haha

[HORNYLION]

Doing it with wifey in the bathroom at hm when trying to carry her, both fell down due to slippery floor and laughed and stopped everything.

[langpalang]

When I was in my 20s, me & my friend always frequent deluxe nite club in KL. Usually we will stay at the than Nikko or the Regent hotel.

Whenever I am there, I will look for my regular girl E; unless she was not around, I will tao pao others . . haha. Anyway, as per most other visit, I brought E back to regent and my friend brought another.

We had a connecting room, and it’s one of those type of doors that need hotel personnel to use keys to unlock, once unlock it can’t be close shut ( don’t have those one sided knob type ).

My friend must have completed his deed early, he & his girl, suddenly push open my door and caught me sitting at the side edge piak piak my girl ( cowgirl ) . . . KNN . . they were laughing their butt out, and we were both in shock and of cursing and laughing our butt out. Chase them out and continue our session.

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Fast forward, a couple of months later, same nite club, but this time, we told the girls we going to port Dickson hotel instead, cause next day got some time to kill.

Again, we were in the connecting room. Haha . . time for revenge I thot. This time the door is those one sided knob. So I push some papers into the latch hole and place a sticker ( desk drawer stationary got stickers ) to cover up the hole, and fold another to make it like a groove so that the spring latch will temp hold the door.

We shower up and I waited for awhile, and then slightly push open the door to peep in. My friend was lying next to the girl sucking on her tits while one hand was fingering her pot. Hahaha. . . we burst out in laughter. They notice and curse and swear at us. hahaha

Just sharing my fun young days . . haha

[KiwiAngMoh]

Was getting a super blowjob when i was about to cum and knock on the door, was gf mum and she moved and i shot straight into her eye. Then i cracked up laughing and her mum is like what are you doing. Quickly pants up and the in comes the mum and daughter is ow ow ow due to cum in eye, mum comes over to help her out and then smells the cum and then cracks up laughing two, soon both of us were tears in our eyes laughing.

[bk81665]

Heard this story from my friend, dont know true or not.
He got hangover from heavy drinking the night before, that day only vomit & shit. By late afternoon, felt hungry but no mood to go out, so he ate a large bowl of butter corn which was inside his fridge. Evening his GF came, he was doing missionary and was about to cum, when he felt like farting, he farted and a corn come out of his asshole.

[Jamesleejamesle]

Doing it with wifey in the bathroom at hm when trying to carry her, both fell down due to slippery floor and laughed and stopped everything.


Hahah...u made me laugh...good one...sori bro, I don't hv power to up u yet.

[Jamesleejamesle]

Heard this story from my friend, dont know true or not.
He got hangover from heavy drinking the night before, that day only vomit & shit. By late afternoon, felt hungry but no mood to go out, so he ate a large bowl of butter corn which was inside his fridge. Evening his GF came, he was doing missionary and was about to cum, when he felt like farting, he farted and a corn come out of his asshole.

Hehehe...another good one!
M trying to think of any funny thing that happened when I came...

[bk81665]

Hehehe...another good one!.

Yeah! and he say only one corn came out, and what is it that THAT corn want from him for coming out back?

[bk81665]

Hahah...u made me laugh...good one...sori bro, I don't hv power to up u yet.

Your Points is 39 now. I uppa you so that you have the POWER to upz Bro Hornylion.

[Earthshaker]

Lol you guys are funny.. I tot mine was bad enough..

Ex GF agree to let me COB.. instead I accidentally shot into her eye and hair.. Especially the soldiers are like glue.. and yea.. never got a chance to do it again =(