View Full Version : ONS with a taiwanese tourist
hornytoad
12-06-2013, 03:35 AM
Disclaimer-- Some parts of this story is true whilst some is purely fiction. Hope you all enjoy. This event happened roughly around 3 years back.
I was a local tour leader(changed jobs since)helping to promote our beautiful lion city to tour groups mostly from China, HK & Taiwan. Most of the tour groups I led comprised mainly of old couples and seldom were there any eye candies since most youngsters being more adventurous prefer to take Free & Easy tours. If your tour group found you good, they would often tip you quite handsomely. Thing is, being in this line long, things started to become so routine to the extent I had to drag myself out of bed everyday just to lead the tour taking them to the same old place every other day.(SG is so small!)
The longer I was in this line, the less motivated I became and even received complaints against me for being rude to customers.
Then one day, I picked up a Taiwanese tour group from the airport. They were scheduled for a 4 day tour. This tour group comprised of 12 people out of which there were 3 couples 4 children and the best part...2 girls who were both 27 yrs old.(after verifying their passport for check-in @ the hotel). The moment I saw the 2 girls..I started to feel enthusiastic about the whole tour. One of the girls was slightly better than average looking but had a bombastic figure which made me have a hard-on whenever she bent down to reach for something in her bag held between her two feet. The other was absolutely alluring with little make-up on but was still such a natural beauty. She had long black hair with beautiful eyes which captivated me the moment our eyes met. She looked a bit like Hebe .Her figure wasn't as good as her friend but her boobs made up for it all. It was drooping out of her tube top which made me feel like squeezing them. In my mind I was thinking...when can I lay my hands on those assets...
to be continued.....
KhunnTey
12-06-2013, 10:20 AM
First camper here, with Carlsberg, potato chips. MORE updates TS! :D
francined69
12-06-2013, 10:28 AM
2nd camper!
luvuass
12-06-2013, 10:29 AM
Will support pls continue
joncheong
12-06-2013, 10:55 AM
Taiwan char bo.... Nice!!
BigBoy2
12-06-2013, 10:57 AM
我爱台妹, 台妹爱我。。。。。。。。
geckoSG
12-06-2013, 12:46 PM
我爱台妹, 台妹爱我。。。。。。。。
Thats a good one
illimitable
12-06-2013, 01:01 PM
Please continue.
BigBoy2
12-06-2013, 01:32 PM
Thats a good one
Thank you SIR>....
escaflower
12-06-2013, 02:04 PM
Good... something new... heehee we had a horny tour guide...
heckmen
12-06-2013, 02:38 PM
taiwan mei mei... they r always so friendly...
QQ Lover
12-06-2013, 04:12 PM
Camping here. Yesterday I had 2 SYT Koreans as tourist here for 2nd day only, sitting next table at Newton Circus Food Center. Got tcss a bit talk about places of interests etc, but we no guts to ask for their contacts. Then they left and waved goodbye. Regret !
yinagi
12-06-2013, 05:29 PM
Hmm.. Taiwan MMs... TS you are lucky:)
diputs1269
12-06-2013, 08:39 PM
I love Taiwan :D please continue :)
volcano
13-06-2013, 01:45 AM
tai mei !!!!!!!!!!!! here i come :D
KohOnly21
13-06-2013, 10:45 AM
Recruit Koh reporting in !
NRider
13-06-2013, 10:57 AM
No chance with Taiwanese Mei Mei yet, bro good effort - camping for more !!
lostbird
13-06-2013, 11:09 AM
Wow Taiwan mei mei,
Brought my chair....sit and wait:)
Good effort:)
ahman
13-06-2013, 11:49 AM
quite stimulating, please continue!
tortise
13-06-2013, 11:59 AM
how to get a tour guide licence?
I also want to meet tourist for ONS!
:D
Putin
13-06-2013, 12:28 PM
waiting for more :)
hornytoad
13-06-2013, 03:23 PM
continuation....
nothing much happened on the 1st two days of the tour in which the schedule was quite hectic. Fast forward to the third day.... Picked the tour group up at 9.30a.m. from the Ritz Carlton and the first stop on our itenary was to the Jurong Bird Park. Most of them dressed down as the humidity level in Singapore made them perspire like dogs. However, God knows why, these two girls were wearing short mini-skirts and high heels! In my mind I knew that there was a lot of walking to do and sooner or later, I'll have my opportunity with them.My attention was entirely focused on the 2 girls and throughout the whole journey there, I tried hard to crack jokes and would look through the side of my vision to see if I managed to capture their attention. We got off the tour bus and proceeded into the park. Upon reaching the entrance, I gave them an overview of the place filling them in on details such as when the park was built, the exact size, the number of species etc. After that, they were given some good 2 hours of free and easy time to explore the park by themselves. Usually, I would just go in for a while and mingle for the first 15 mins before exiting to find a place to relac one corner. This time round, I tried to make small talk with the group In hope that the two girls will open up to me. Suddenly whilst walking, the hebe looking girl (Sandy) twisted her ankle as her high heels had broken off. She called out in pain (sounded like moans) and I went over to the damsel in distress.
In my bag, I usually carried misc. stuff such as plasters, counter-pain and all in case of such occurrence. Now it came in handy! Since there was limited time, I told her friend Rainie to proceed first with the rest who preferred to stay in a group.
I held her in my arms to the nearest available bench and took out the counter-pain and started to help her rotate her ankle slowly in the clockwise direction. She was going "ow..ow.." all the way..(porn star moans)..then I started to rub gently and all the way, her eyes were fixed on me. I enjoyed every moment of rubbing her soft silky skin. After that, I ran to the souvenir store to buy slippers for her...(it looked weird seeing her in mini-skirt and slippers..) so that she could continue exploring the park whilst I continue to explore her. We started a conversation and I got to know a little bit more about her and of cos her hobbies... Knowing that, I started to exploit the knowledge and proposed that we go check out the clubbing scene the next day and she readily agreed.. hehehe
to be continued..............
sexysexymama
13-06-2013, 04:50 PM
Wo Ai tai Mei! Camping ...
LovePotion
13-06-2013, 09:43 PM
wowwwww sweeeee
manure
13-06-2013, 10:56 PM
mor moeeeee!
eeemen
14-06-2013, 09:12 PM
Camper here too, plz carry onz, cheers, ...........
bigmannow
17-06-2013, 11:29 AM
camping here wif excitment...
KhunnTey
17-06-2013, 11:31 AM
Awww... Taiwan pussy! More... :D
slicknsmoov
17-06-2013, 11:36 AM
Happy camper here! :D
Brainstorm
17-06-2013, 12:30 PM
Wo Ai tai Mei! ...
Wo Ai Horny Toad! :p
A Singaporean tour guide once told me. He said this to his Taiwanese group that is visiting Singapore. He said : 明天早上八点在酒店lobby等我。When he reached the hotel, he saw his tour group waiting by the side of the road, sweating in the morning sun. He asked them why they were waiting there under the hot morning sun instead of the air-conditioned hotel lobby. They told him because he said lobby which sounds like 路边 in Hokkien! :D
The misunderstanding occurred because we Singaporeans like to add English words, Hokkien words when we are speaking in Chinese.
bigmannow
25-06-2013, 01:20 PM
camping here............
dr_freak
25-06-2013, 07:51 PM
hurry up... haha.... waiting for more...
BigBoy2
05-07-2013, 10:13 AM
No More Updates??
francined69
06-07-2013, 10:43 AM
tourist on visit visa, so must go back and apply for new visa to continue with story. kekekeke....................
studdyme
06-07-2013, 11:52 AM
camping for more!
jameschong1
06-07-2013, 12:00 PM
Wo Ai Horny Toad! :p
A Singaporean tour guide once told me. He said this to his Taiwanese group that is visiting Singapore. He said : 明天早上八点在酒店lobby等我。When he reached the hotel, he saw his tour group waiting by the side of the road, sweating in the morning sun. He asked them why they were waiting there under the hot morning sun instead of the air-conditioned hotel lobby. They told him because he said lobby which sounds like 路边 in Hokkien! :D
The misunderstanding occurred because we Singaporeans like to add English words, Hokkien words when we are speaking in Chinese.
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sack the tour guide - damn siat suay
bigmannow
07-07-2013, 04:05 PM
waiting for next installment......
DyMl0S
07-07-2013, 07:14 PM
exciting story. camping here
xiaocheng
07-07-2013, 11:53 PM
Bro, waiting for update
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