Food sex

[Nokia69]

We were having some fun with err....atap chee...small ones....i think one dropped or disappered into her vagina..this is true..not any school holidays joke..

now, will it fall out by itself or wat...
pls advise...

[peterpan]

Wat goes up, must cum down.

Wat goes in shld cum out.

If nvr cum out, better see doctor. May become a cyst, lump or cause infection, mb even cancer.... :eek:

[triage]

Prob should go see a doctor.. Don't want your gf to get an infection right?

[euphoria777]

make her pregnant....then when she give birth, the baby will bring it out for you....sorry sorry...joking only. :D

[Horsepower]

Wa-lau. Aunty cum how ? Later the blood backflow into the body ! :eek:

[idunnoe]

oh my, bro better dun wait any longer. pls go see the doc.

[nakamara]

Ask your little bro go in and find la...haha jkjk sry :D

[tionggoklan]

No lah, wun cause backflow. In fact, the atap chee become a red ruby, he tan lio loh! :D



Wa-lau. Aunty cum how ? Later the blood backflow into the body ! :eek:

[Horsepower]

No lah, wun cause backflow. In fact, the atap chee become a red ruby, he tan lio loh! :D
Haha ! you mean the red ruby in the thai dessert. :D

[sex-no-enough]

We were having some fun with err....atap chee...small ones....i think one dropped or disappered into her vagina..this is true..not any school holidays joke..

now, will it fall out by itself or wat...
pls advise...
haha, tts y i normally use ICE, cold cold shiok shiok, if masuk will melt ... no probs!

[eyez_for_u]

I think u better bring ur gf to see a doctor bro. I mean cum will flow out right? Why not that seed?? :confused:

[Bomb]

imagine rotting inside, better see doc

[misfitone]

Damm complicated. Either use your fingers to do the searching and digging or better go see a doctor. However if going to see a doctor how are you ever going to explain how it happened? :rolleyes:

[ah_hup]

u finger and dig the time better be careful dun dig her g-spot out hor.. :eek:

[warresg]

later grow into an atap chee tree how :eek: :p

[inventry]

imagine rotting inside, better see doc

hahahahah..... not growing into tree meh?????? :D

[inventry]

later grow into an atap chee tree how :ee

hahahaha..... then got free atap chee to eat every day lor...... :D

[White Crane]

You must be lucky, nobody suggest that you suck it out else you would be the one that need medical attention for choking. :rolleyes:

[Deathbysex]

Wah serious leh!!! imagine atap chee tree growing from there woohoo!!! hosay liao!! unlimited atap chee supply!!

[wolvermania]

lol, joke of the day bro.

Serious, while bonkin, did u feel rough things inside, if yes, better c a doc or else the next time bonking, u might see coming out with ur didi.

:D

[kaizer]

lol, im rolling on the floor luffing my ass off. kns.. atap chee go into chee bye.. next time try rambutan? hee hee.. jkjk.. erm take gd care of her yea, bring her see doctor la..

[JoyStick]

We were having some fun with err....atap chee...small ones....i think one dropped or disappered into her vagina..this is true..not any school holidays joke..

now, will it fall out by itself or wat...
pls advise...

I understand your concern.

For anal insertions, the excrements will carry/push the object out when she needs to move her bowels (if she takes her meals at all), but its a little trickier with the vagina. It may or may not come out by itself, depending on how far it has been inserted/lodged into her vagina/uterus.

When you are inserting small objects/fruits/vegetables into her anus or vagina, always ensure that you count the number of items going in and the number of items that has come out are equal. Do not put a whole bowl of atap chee beside you and just keep stuffing untill her anus or vagina is full of the item.

If you must stuff her or if she wants you to keep stuffing her (I know some girls dig this object/fruits/veg/ stuffing fetish), please count the number of items you have put in. This is rather dangerous as you may suffer a short term memory lose when both of you are too excited from the act. It can happen. You are excited, she's excited, both lost count. Either you guys pre-determine the number of objects that are going in so that there is no confusion after the stuffing or you must keep track. Write it down if you must. I know it sounds like a damper, but its safer to do so.

Give it 2 days the most and send her to the doctors immediately if she informs you that it has not ejected itself out of her vagina during the past 2 days.

All the best. ;)

[Nokia69]

Hey guys, thanks for your comments, good or bad...it is only one piece which we are not sure if it is even in there now....in the state of excitment, i am not sure if it did drop in...

Anway, we did not have sex (she is still virgin) and she feels nothing in there, we even went for a jog after that..

Its still a mystery...we will go see a doc for professional advice..

[jng1103]

We were having some fun with err....atap chee...small ones....i think one dropped or disappered into her vagina..this is true..not any school holidays joke..

user 'Google' (www.google.sex) to search for it lar... :D
haha... ur joke makes my Monday blue away... haha...

[sg_boytoy]

Brother Nokia69, you are one fucking clown, no sex then play with atap chee, later got infection siao liao. Go and see doctor lah, mai tu liao.

[kaizer]

lolx.. hymen confirm broken liao la.. i tot im the most paiseh one, finger break ex gf hymen, u use ATAP CHEE!! lol.. i pei fu u liao la.. u win liao..

[ken_v2]

probably you did not drop it in lah... she will definitely feel something if it is there... dun beliff? stick something up your ass... hahaha...

if really worried, see a doctor.

[Nokia69]

Hi guys,

Luckily we went to a doc (women's clinic) and he extracted the atap chee out...prob due to its smooth texture, the seed/fruit or watever you call it, has fallen quite deep in...

Must thank the doc and nurses for their professional attitude...and my gf was the brave soul here while i totally freaked out...

Thanks for all the advices...Guys n gers, dun try it at home...

[Annoymous]

Hi guys,

Luckily we went to a doc (women's clinic) and he extracted the atap chee out...prob due to its smooth texture, the seed/fruit or watever you call it, has fallen quite deep in...

Must thank the doc and nurses for their professional attitude...and my gf was the brave soul here while i totally freaked out...

Thanks for all the advices...Guys n gers, dun try it at home...
Wow lucky fellow...but ur girl still a virgin? Cant imagine how pain the process would be...and not forgeting whatever hymen would be long broken (by either the insertion/extraction).