How do u know someone is a Samster ?

[SGJimmy]

1) When he use the term "bonk" instead of fark.
2) When you screw a girl or go geylang he will ask for your FR
3) After bonking their gf or wife, they will tell her "if u like what i did, please add my point"

Lai bah all bro here, contribute yours too ^^ :D

[SEXPLORER II]

Just ask lah, "Erm, excuse me, are you a Samster?" :D

[jackylee]

when one come up to you and ask

'ehh.. can give me FL numbers? must good good one k??''

:D

[born_mean]

Hhahahaha.....excellent!

How about this: Ask for damages and he replied "150/90/2" :D BM

[singexpat]

1) when he says TN shop instead of massage shop...
2) when he says BBBJ and BJ are different...

:D

[Malaysian Datuk]

When he not happy with you, he says he wants zap you :D

[kevric]

When He knows the meaning of : AR, AJ, FR, BBBJ , TN, HC, SYT , FJ. :p

[Spursgetz]

when he want to lim kopi with kakis......he straight away suggest GL10

[waypastprime]

When he terms a mainland china gal as PRC, a prostitute as WL and unknowingly calls his friend by his nick during meet-up. :p

[Valuair]

When he understand the what HH & SH......and would suggest to go to BS; DC; TAM; LP, etc. :D

[kevric]

When he start to give ratings to a girl he have bonk ? :p

[SGJimmy]

When he not happy with you, he says he wants zap you :D
OMG this 1 is funny haha

[acer3939]

When he ask his friend to pm him the # of the TN,HC, or FL keke :D

[Spursgetz]

when u heard someone calling another with funny names such as "maha, songsong etc etc :p

[singexpat]

when they start to address wife as CO, OC, RSM...

when they start askin for help to delete cookies, hide website, delete evidence.. :D

[waypastprime]

when u heard someone calling another with funny names such as "maha, songsong etc etc

Not CBsong meh? :D But it sounds nice too, right? :p

[plman2002]

What abt calling ppl as newbies (like me lah), senior samster lah, lao jiao lah, and so on...............

What abt those sharing gals picture from their mobile phone. :D

[Spursgetz]

where u have pple telling u "will up u tmr" and u dun mind at all :D

[Malaysian Datuk]

he starts getting withdrawal symptoms if too long never log in to SBF

[singexpat]

where u have pple telling u "will up u tmr" and u dun mind at all :D

plus keep requestin people to up u n promise to up them back.. :D

[Malaysian Datuk]

calling a 25 yr old a 'centurion'

[matrix_2k]

You overheard some one fr the next room ( TN ) saying No leh sammyboy side say you do bbbj for $30 only why you want to charge me $50!!!

[Turtle]

wu CFM face bo? wu CIM bo? wu bbbj bo? simi raw queen????? :D

[Rain-Men]

hm...interesting question..how do i know someone's a samster..

maybe as that show (can't remember..a chinese show)..if that person is not attentive to his work but keep keeping tabs on u...he's a samster.... ;)

[DNAT]

If you heard some one say TCSS .. confirm that fella is a samster .. you all agree or not huh? :D

[et911]

when he will reply and post to a forum thread like "How do you know someone is a Samster?".... :D

[Freestyler69]

a meeting with frens is called " TCSS"...

he understands wat's a "SHIM"

He calls all middleman "OKT"

[sexlover]

plus keep requestin people to up u n promise to up them back..
Like what I just put at my signature ahhh?? :D

[sexlover]

What abt those sharing gals picture from their mobile phone.
U talking about me ahhh???? :D

[waypastprime]

maybe as that show (can't remember..a chinese show)..if that person is not attentive to his work but keep keeping tabs on u...he's a samster.... ;)

无间道... :p

[plman2002]

U talking about me ahhh???? :D

Lidat U very easily being spotted as a samster. :D

[bhoven]

When he knows a number collector is not a chap ji kee or 4D operator/ runner....

[planethollywood]

When you recommend a very good FL or someone from a TN shop, you get accused as an OKT or owner.

[singexpat]

Like what I just put at my signature ahhh?? :D

haha bro.. good one.. i get e hint.. will contribute my mini share after uppin my benefactors!! :D

[The_Hustler]

U know u met a samster when:

1) He secretly whisper in ur ears "Bro, can pass me the contact...I promise write FR, up ur points" but with clear intentions not to.

2) He gathers with a big group and discuss loudly about stuffs like - Points.

3) He brings a palmtop n refers 2 who to bonk during his visits to legal houses.

4) He thinks he belongs 2 the most powerful sex forum in the world...which sadly is not 2 be.

Samsengster,
The Hustler

[critic]

When Q start to form at L6H66 after a sexciting FR. Most likely all samsters. :D

When a guy came out cursing, 'KNN... bloody FR' :D

critic

[RepulsE]

LOL..when he say.."piangz..that HC/TN gal e HJ like mechanical 1 sia..then cannot cim sumore..sianz.."

[triple h]

like when he sees a lady walk by..... he will tell his friend :"Wah, MILF or OL or SYT, face CMI or CFM". :D

[Microsoft]

Last when i passed by Sam Leong Rd... Tat burger walking in front of me stop suddenly and stare at the road sign chui kui kui.... Mus b a Samster...if not at least a regular guest. :D

[babycheong]

He knows who is the best Uni FL in town "Sherine" :D

[wonderful077]

up my points after you meet me!

[CNNcmg]

When he start to give ratings to a girl he have bonk ? :p


We use to call that FI.. as in farkable index.

[hothandlebar]

When He knows the meaning of : AR, AJ, FR, BBBJ , TN, HC, SYT , FJ. :p

also my favourite term of MILF! :D

[rentafl]

when you hear some one says he's driving a veg car ( picking up so call GF to or after work ) :)

[Eastpipper]

when they complain that their wife or partner gt no GF feel!

[STK01]

When this guy repeats the WHOLE conversation his friend just said to him,

his friend tulan and said ' Dun Quote the whole post , You will get zapped ! ' :D

[nakamara]

when he says PM me instead of SMS me...haha :D

[Destroyer]

When someone say quickly run before you get destroy by destroyer...... :D

[AndyCock]

Samsters like to read NEW Paper :D and love the HC section in the NEW Paper :p

[singexpat]

how abt "raw is WAR!!".. :D

[thaivisitor]

When the word "IT" or the name "Sherine" brings fear and chills down his spine.

[asknot3]

1. When he refers to his two-faced collegues as "multi-nicks".

2. Goes to church and tells the priest "Father,I want to be a reborn!"

:D

[CharlieBrown]

When he retorts "U lidat chak me goot meh? Wait I get my kakis to gang zap u!" :D

[fun4evergood]

U up me, I up u

:p

[banana]

does these sounds familar too:

war chest, clones, army, bombers on the way.

:cool:

[jeronimo]

If he faints upon hearing government giving out Economy Restructuring Shares or ERS or Early Retirement System!

[smiler]

HOw abt........NBZzzzzzzzz.............outcasted again. :D

[SGJimmy]

When he keep a condom in his wallet and hope he get lucky :D

[Valuair]

What about this one......"you like that treat me goot meh........" :D

[xiangso]

A samster will know exactly how much to pay for hj, bj, bbbj n fj in all the TN shops in all parts of singapore. Veri hard to overcharge a samster

[ah_yan]

actually alot of ppl are samster but they just act innocent or act blur..
haha..
i'm one of them....

one of the easiest to indenity who is a samter just ask them where happening places these day.. they will tell u the hottest topic/joint in SB...
:p

[smiler]

Wat you doing here?
Hv you invested in my profiles.......hehehehe :D

[banana]

"when is the next tcss?"

[DNAT]

when you heard some one said ...... "Knn .. bo jio?" :p

[smiler]

Or you will also hear......."Xie Xie Lao Ban"? :D

[singexpat]

recently starting to do barter trade over vege, fruits and tao gay... :D

[DNAT]

or u hear some 1 bonk liao come out and kao-peh .. : "Cheez Byez ... no BJ one !!!"

[Fishcer]

or another pharse. RAW is WAR. :eek:

[spidey2278]

Or when he can conduct a "mini" tour group of GL ...and to my left ..is all the minah FL...and along this lanes r the Cat 100 PRC...and there u have the lower CAT 80...... :D

[bunny]

Or you will also hear......."Xie Xie Lao Ban"? :D

Got special grp of samsters ..."u say me like tat goot meh" ahahahaha

Cheers

[whitegals]

Maybe we should all go print T-shirts, black T-shirts with red printing, at the back is standard "Saya si Samster" and on the front will be our individual nicks, like whitegals, or dumbass or et911 etc...

Then when we go cheong GL or KTV all wear the T-shirt den straight away can ID siang si samster lor.

:D

[HuiGe3387]

A fren recommended me a Taiwan FL just now and asked me give him FR. Next I ask him what's his nick in SBF. :)

[monster98]

Samster normally very proud of themselves...... Heard of this cute story. A samster went into 1 KTV room looking for another samster.. He charge into the room and said..... I'm Papaya, who is Wo PaPa........ :D

just a joke only hor...... no offend to this samster..... :p

[DNAT]

Samster normally very proud of themselves...... Heard of this cute story. A samster went into 1 KTV room looking for another samster.. He charge into the room and said..... I'm Papaya, who is Wo PaPa......



this story I know .... :D

[Big Sexy]

people talking about you la.. u still dont know...:D

this story I know .... :D

[Guessguessguess]

this thread very funny and good definetion too. :D

[FucKing]

"Tonight not free, I'm meeting my KEFOS bros..."

[bhoven]

[QUOTE=STK01]When someone says " up lorry leow ", and you know he is not referring to clambering aboard a three-tonner or pick-up truck...

[bhoven]

When he uses the acronym "NTY' to refer to a specialised unit of the CID in the Spore Police Force...

[fun4evergood]

When he uses the acronym "NTY' to refer to a specialised unit of the CID in the Spore Police Force...

wat is NTY ?? never heard of it leh.... :confused:

[bhoven]

wat is NTY ?? never heard of it leh.... :confused:

Brudder, the older OKTs pronounce it this way for Anti Vice lah.... lol

[fun4evergood]

Brudder, the older OKTs pronounce it this way for Anti Vice lah.... lol

OIC....ok ok...new term learnt.... :D

[asknot3]

wonder if the threadstarter will consolidate some of the good ones!? :D

[durex]

When our didi went hard he know where to go :D

[fun4evergood]

ZAP ZAP ZAP

Give Me An FR

I have used up my power today

:D

[SGJimmy]

this thread very funny and good definetion too. :D
Hehehe :D

[Ah Dez]

wonder if the threadstarter will consolidate some of the good ones!? :D

Pls Do... :D

[CheongKingKong]

When ppl call me CKK on the street...it always send a chill down my spine..
:o

[fun4evergood]

Never eat and shit at the same place.

Pay and fuck off

:D

[you_fu]

When they call love bite on the neck Curry Chicken :)

[SGJimmy]

wonder if the threadstarter will consolidate some of the good ones!? :D

Why not u guys vote for your fav 1 :D

[laodi123456789]

When they say "School holidays ar!"

[Lioncity]

When Chongster = Samster.

When they exclaim 'Make love not war'

[JWNY]

This is easy...

when the revered names

(not in any order)

Free, Siamcutey, Thaivisitor, Suteerak1099, Red Perrier, SGJimmy, etc - is metioned :D

disclaimer - Other bros, don't be angry your names were not mentioned - These names rings the thought of SAMSTERS the fastest :)

JWNY

[shadowlunar04]

When you see some guys patronise this Bah Kut Teh stall and beo the stall tending gal tomorrow. For more info, pls click at the following link.

Go Eat Bah Kut Teh and Beo Char Bor (http://forum.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?t=42505)

[SGJimmy]

When you see some guys patronise this Bah Kut Teh stall and beo the stall tending gal tomorrow. For more info, pls click at the following link.

Go Eat Bah Kut Teh and Beo Char Bor (http://forum.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?t=42505)

Errr i cant access, tell us more :D

[The_Unrepentant]

when he correct ur advice and advise.

[bart]

When see old friend, "wah, you old thread keena dig up"

[Xgenre]

When during your outing with friends, you get such responses to questions you ask about commercial sex.

1. Nabei, you never read the stickies is it? Ask such questions.

2. Oei, someone ask this question before leh. Can you please do your homework and use the search button? Waiting to be spoonfed ah? :D

3. Are you a spy from The New Paper? :mad:

[Xgenre]

Go to their workstation, either laptop and desktop, type in www.sammyboy.com and find out. Many samsters dun log out of their profile. :p

[YummyBear]

Go to their workstation, either laptop and desktop, type in www.sammyboy.com and find out. Many samsters dun log out of their profile. :p

Hmmz...... that is indeed something which we oughta take note of....

[BustLover]

When you 'Advice' him for damage and he corrected your "Advice' to "Advise" :D

As if that is not confusing enough, he will ask whether the damage include room or not? :rolleyes:

He will also ask "I can't see any anything lah? It is all Kup-Poh"

[angie II]

wen he says in short " eh le mai KPKB hor.." i/o "eh le mai KOW PEH KOW BU hor.."

[mimas]

When you tell your friend: "I got friends doing freelance (web design, photography, modelling etc..)"
He assumes that you are talking about fls and ask for rates :D

[royalgold88]

When he bonk a FL he will spend another 50 to get her photo:D

[Thai Rak Thai]

when at gl cyber cafe c ppl post fr ;)

[WillamSexsphere]

Most Samsters Common Hangout

1.kopi tiam at GL10
2.Golden Mile Complex level 2 disco.
3. 51 Jazzy

Just say loudly 'Sammyboy' and watch heads turn. Those that turn are confirmed Samsters, whether they admit or not!:D

.

[bkkstar]

Most Samsters Common Hangout

1.kopi tiam at GL10
2.Golden Mile Complex level 2 disco.
3. 51 Jazzy



Think KTV like BS & NSH got alot of bros there...:D

[no_faith]

when he try to correct u tat advice is non countable noun.:D

[GTOKING]

agreed , keke:D

[fac89]

How abt a forum Polo T Shirt with our nick/userid on it? Hahahaha

[HairyBottom]

When 'one man's meat is another man's poison' is heard...

[desk13]

How abt a forum Polo T Shirt with our nick/userid on it? Hahahaha

How to bring this T-shirt home then?

[no_faith]

when u heard the word 'twit':D

[texas_red]

When you heard someone say: "Never mind, tomorrow once my rep power recover I will zap him and use my clones to zap him till moderation :D

[baimi]

KNN, why no commando
who wants to QC her
Who wants to draw 1st blood

[baimi]

when he keep asking TH for damage and contact
if TH did not respond.
He used the same template to ask for contact.

[EtherC]

From email addresses in threads with this line: "Don't pm me.My mailbox is full."

[baimi]

when he calls Sam Leong 'boss' but does not
respect him, find fault with him and not afraid
of kena zap...
he is 长老 samster!!

[alba]

Just ask "Hi, are you a samster?" - it is the most direct way for the answer.

[smartyyy]

when someone say he gt 'friend' intro great bonk/nice place but doesn't say who the friend is..

[CADA]

When you hear the following words

Zap
Up your pts
Moderation
SBF
FL Dome
Newbie
Ah Sam
Post Fr

[SiberianTiger]

[QUOTE=monster98;1060253]Samster normally very proud of themselves...... Heard of this cute story. A samster went into 1 KTV room looking for another samster.. He charge into the room and said..... I'm Papaya, who is Wo PaPa........ :D

i know the rules but after reading all the replies to this post, i find what u quoted is the most hilarious :D

[xiaochong]

Haha the quote is damn funny lar :D

[pfingo]

so many funny replys :D

[ANDYSIAO14]

samster start saying ---> " eh..the new server boss got really power..very the fast one"

or

OI!!TCSS GATHERING COMING SOON THIS FRIDAY..U CUMMING OR NOT!!

[Red_Tirak1099]

After he bonk a WL....he will sit down and write FR in his PDA :D

[baise]

When you see a group of people and they call each other in all kind of weird names.

[old_yet_horny]

Normal Guy: How much??
Samster: U mean damage?
---------------------------------

Normal Guy: U surf Sammyboy Forum??
Samster: No, I contribute and do reserach there.

---------------------------------

Normal Guy: Want to go Geylang and eat?
Samster: Erm.. I dun eat there..I go there for bonks.

---------------------------------

Normal Guy: I shoot my sperm on her breast..
Samster: U mean u COB??

:D

[corvette]

When the first thing you ask the FL is, can take picture or not. I realised this as I did that so that I can join the pictures section. :)

[Red_Tirak1099]

When they meet a stranger that they think is another samster they will ask him "What's your nick bro?"

[dap26]

When u hear ppl saying wah this girl syt leh...:)

[SmellyDog]

When they say ... how many clones you have ? :eek:

[rhythmic]

Please don't think that the AVs are STUPID! Why are there so many raids and cracked cases so easily? The efforts all goes to some samsters here who talk without using their big head to think! AVs are here all the time disguised as samsters, undercovers even as samsters who are also seniors already. They can chat and think like you do! Just by having 'high rep points' are genuine samsters? I don't think so. Let me tell you that the AVs got all the infos from here. Well if you admit you are one of the brainless samsters I'm refering to, go ahead and deduct my points then! But bear in mind you are the culprit who betrayed SBF and causes HCs to closedown! And I believe most bros here agreed with what i said. Well, I'm just a noble samster sharing my thoughts.

[Red_Tirak1099]

AVs are here all the time disguised as samsters, undercovers even as samsters who are also seniors already. They can chat and think like you do! Just by having 'high rep points' are genuine samsters? I don't think so. Let me tell you that the AVs got all the infos from here. Well if you admit you are one of the brainless samsters I'm refering to, go ahead and deduct my points then! But bear in mind you are the culprit who betrayed SBF and causes HCs to closedown! And I believe most bros here agreed with what i said. Well, I'm just a noble samster sharing my thoughts.Wah!!! SBF "WU JIAN DAO" ah? Who Andy Lau & who Tony Leung? kekekeke :D

[ken_v2]

Wah!!! SBF "WU JIAN DAO" ah? Who Andy Lau & who Tony Leung? kekekeke :D

probably we have some samsters working in AV also .. :D:D

[Red_Tirak1099]

probably we have some samsters working in AV also .. :D:D
Sent by who? BOSS? To gather info of impending raids? hehehehe that's a nice thought :D

[fiendish]

Actually I dont think they need info from SBF to conduct their raids. AV know of all the places to raid already. It is a matter whether it is geting out of hand or if people complain, or some big event happening so must look cleaner ....

[Red_Tirak1099]

I know for a fact got lazy reporters come here to look for a scoop.....i got this to say to them


_l_:mad:

[no_faith]

.....Well, I'm just a noble samster sharing my thoughts.wow.:rolleyes::D

[Red_Tirak1099]

wow.:rolleyes::DHere got so many kings & royalty......so got noblemen also not surprising.....

[fiendish]

Ya, for reporters, sure, they need to come here and try to get interview with some of the WLs, heard this in chatroom ....

With so many nicks, see the nick got king queen duke prince ... haha

[japboy]

1) when a fairly large grp of guys (in all shapes, sizes, attires and age) jz came out frm KTV, pub, o disco for supper or having supper.
2) when ur frenz intro u to his frenz as ur sbf nick loudly...
3) when ur frenz ask u of hidden streets/alleys with niche pretty WL.
4) when walkin in GL becomes a walk in the park and he becomes nonchalent of the WLs.
5) when they speaks in jargons of not the usual ones like BBBJ, WL, PRC, etc.

When ppl call me CKK on the street...it always send a chill down my spine..

nbz.. did it to me b4 now you know the ba wu rite? dis is call karma~ LOLX.. :D

[Picocloud]

1) when a fairly large grp of guys (in all shapes, sizes, attires and age) jz came out frm KTV, pub, o disco for supper or having supper.
2) when ur frenz intro u to his frenz as ur sbf nick loudly...
3) when ur frenz ask u of hidden streets/alleys with niche pretty WL.
4) when walkin in GL becomes a walk in the park and he becomes nonchalent of the WLs.
5) when they speaks in jargons of not the usual ones like BBBJ, WL, PRC, etc.



nbz.. did it to me b4 now you know the ba wu rite? dis is call karma~ LOLX.. :D

Well, the most obvious thing is he supports Sam's Asian values:

1) Whoever marries a WL is an absolute moron
2) Money can be exchanged for points, trials, and memberships
3) Newly created drugs for sex diseases are to be first tested on hamsters