Worst sex experience

[chenggh]

So how only see people post their best encounter, how abt a bad 1??

Like got drunk & sian a gal in pub & then do with her & the next morning u saw some 1 like aunt, (luhua type)....

Then what u do.......

Hope to see some funny reply.. Mean no harm...... :D

[KL_boy]

Hahahah
Me is not sex lar...
But one nite..Itchy body and called up a brother to go massage at one of the massage parlour in Cheras. Was ushered into one of the dark partition rooms at the premise..KNN..Cannot see girls first..But thought the place is good, coz read it from other threads mar..When the 'gals' got into the room, big regret...Mine..An aunty aged 50+, my fren, a 'big' size 40 plus aunty too..
Was hopin that the massage end quickly..Didnt even think about batin. But the aunty raba raba my bro and try to persuade me to do batin..Hahahhah..IN the end..Left the place quickly and RM 50 poorer.

[Blue_gal]

So how only see people post their best encounter, how abt a bad 1??

Like got drunk & sian a gal in pub & then do with her & the next morning u saw some 1 like aunt, (luhua type)....

Then what u do.......

Hope to see some funny reply.. Mean no harm......


:rolleyes: OOohhhh SO tat NIte wAS U?

U likE Tat Say "AUnt|e" GOod Meh? :o

"FishINg" at PUB muSt always bring the "CAT" outside take A CLoser LOOK then "ON" her... iF nope wiL Get "SHOCK" the neXt MoRnIng....But theN LOOK iS not IMPORTANT at tAt MOment, Its the "CAT" that U wanT ISN't IT?

CheEr~
BitChy Blue AuntIe

[whitegals]

I've had many great experiences but also my fair share of bad experiences, one of the ones I've tried forgetting but to no avail is this one.

Pulled a very fit gal one night and ended back at her place, went straight to sex and I was pumping her missionary when she farted... that wasn't so bad until the room started reeking of this smell.... smelt of shit, so we jumped up and flipped the light on, KNN, there was a brown streak on her bed... after that boh mood leow, so I chabut out of there.... :mad:

[euphoria777]

....there was a brown streak on her bed...

shit happens....... :p

[bozocum]

You must be damn bloody good to flushes the shit out of her

[ly1968]

I've had many great experiences but also my fair share of bad experiences, one of the ones I've tried forgetting but to no avail is this one.

Pulled a very fit gal one night and ended back at her place, went straight to sex and I was pumping her missionary when she farted... that wasn't so bad until the room started reeking of this smell.... smelt of shit, so we jumped up and flipped the light on, KNN, there was a brown streak on her bed... after that boh mood leow, so I chabut out of there.... :mad:

this is very funny but too bad i cant up ur point

[Shooter]

Alone in the room PCC without any visual stimulation.... and then when cum, feel like half f**k standard dun have the normal shiok feeling. Sperm drip out instead of the usual squirt. :D

[weeweeman]

when i was 17 and wanted to do with gf.. but that time too shy to buy cd...
must have walk around..for 2hrs trying to buy one.. if cashier gal.. or got ppl just hang around or walk off.. finally it was my gf who brought the cd..
then went to my place spent another 1/2 hr reading instruction and trying to get it on. worst part came in less then 2mins...

[KingEros]

:rolleyes: "FishINg" at PUB muSt always bring the "CAT" outside take A CLoser LOOK then "ON" her... iF nope wiL Get "SHOCK" the neXt MoRnIng....But theN LOOK iS not IMPORTANT at tAt MOment, Its the "CAT" that U wanT ISN't IT?

Very wise words indeed ... must have come from an actual auntie. :D

[tokkon1]

Pick up a Viet WL in one of the pub at Joo Chiat. First impression was good...she's fair, quite pretty, well endowed and speaks english well. Had a pretty good time fondling and playing wif her boobs and eventually agreed on a short time wif her in the adjoining hotel.

After the shower. we went to bed and she began blowing me wif good suction strength and skill. Things were looking pretty good and I was enjoying myself till then before the nitemare began.

I got on top of her and began pumping her in missionary. Slowly I began noticing a stench akin to a rotten fish slowly building up. As the pumpng continues, the stench got worse.

I turn her around and fark her doggie hoping to blow my load asap. By now the stench has become truly unbearble and I'm the verge of vomitting. My hard prick is beginning to lose it's rigidity.

No choice, I bang her hard 1 last time shudder and pretended to cum. I pulled out of her and for once rushed into the bathroom before the ger and retched into the toilet bowl. When I returned to the room, the smell is still heavy in the air altho the aircon has been blowing quite hard.

Never have I ever dresssed up so quickly after sex... paid her and got out.

PHEW...one of my worst experience for sure.... :eek:

[fun4evergood]

Pulled a very fit gal one night and ended back at her place, went straight to sex and I was pumping her missionary when she farted... that wasn't so bad until the room started reeking of this smell.... smelt of shit, so we jumped up and flipped the light on, KNN, there was a brown streak on her bed... after that boh mood leow, so I chabut out of there.... :mad:

This is a rare experience !! Priceless :)

[dna_gene]

then went to my place spent another 1/2 hr reading instruction and trying to get it on. worst part came in less then 2mins...

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Oh man, yours is definitely one of the worst! ^_^ My first time last much much more longer than you. So long untill i didnt even get to cum and my dick softened instead. Haha! My ex was understanding though, just end up hugging. Guess i cant get the momentum right so the excitement level went straight down. Anyway that was then, me now very power le. Any gal wan to try? Heehee! ^_^

[singexpat]

Slowly I began noticing a stench akin to a rotten fish slowly building up. As the pumpng continues, the stench got worse.



bro, did u use Dettol to clean up after that?? :D
i can imagine e smell already..

[funfox]

By now the stench has become truly unbearble and I'm the verge of vomitting. My hard prick is beginning to lose it's rigidity.

Never have I ever dresssed up so quickly after sex... paid her and got out.

PHEW...one of my worst experience for sure.... :eek:[/QUOTE]


Bro +++kon

Had a similar experience at BW some years ago!!
I was sure it was the "Chow Chee Bye"
So bad it smelt like some dead rat!! Probably expired chee bye!

Didn't cum and had to apologise to my dick for such a harrowing experience!

Pui! Pui~!! :mad:

[Cage73]

+++kon1 and Funfox,

Could the pussy have been diseased to have this smell?
heheheh

If so, please go for medical check up.

[sbfpolis]

My worst experince is at GL150 where this ger got very very bad breath paint me until my body so smelly :eek: Told her to cap me bj (protect my didi) and later change position to missionary to quickly finish it off. Thinking pf the smell now I feel like vomiting ...

[Dizzy_88]

The worse i encounted is bonking a CCB... Bonk in doggie style i muz look at the ceiling..The smell really a turned off...becox of the smell i lost all my mood!! didi become soft and shrink like a worm.. It is so smelly that the smell is still lurking in my room after 1 hour later.. Wanna spray air refreshner to counter the smell but scared might hurt the gal..

So in the end lan lan "tarlek" the smell lo... keep smoking and might vomit anytime..

[White Crane]

So bad it smelt like some dead rat!! Probably expired chee bye!

Didn't cum and had to apologise to my dick for such a harrowing experience!

Pui! Pui~!! :mad:

Did not read the expiry date label? Should have barcoded it next time.

Hmmmm...wonder how you apologies to the small head? Kiss and make up? :rolleyes:

[badboyxtreme]

Euwww, These gals must really have some kinda yeast infection or somethin to produce that kinda stench. Yucks!!!!

Well I once made friend to a local lady over the phone chat line, She came over to my office at night but damn, she had this bad breath. Gosh it really turned me away and she kept wanting to smooch me.

I was like struggling to free myself. In the end, I just told her that I am not in the mood, and that we do it some other time. I never called her again after that.

Euuwwwww

[singexpat]

my worst experience was bonkin a FL..

went to e room, she went to shower alone.. nevermind.. tot she shy..

i went to bath myself, come out, lights dimmed liao n e wrapped herself iwht towel like ba zhang like that, lie on e bed n wrapped 2nd layer with blanket..

nevermind.. i endure...

then try to pull off all e ba zhang skins, n she keep heeheehee heeheehee.. :confused:
KNN, dunno wat she wat..

then managed to pull off all e "skins", wana touch n lick her neh neh..
she say dun wan.. pain..

ask her BJ, dunno how to do..
ask her doggie, say shy, dunno how...

pump her in missionary, keep givin e "tsk tsk" sound like in pain...

in e end, pay her money n ask her go home..
stupid beaatch still ask for more... :mad:

next day, i F e papasan...

[nakamara]

then managed to pull off all e "skins", wana touch n lick her neh neh..
she say dun wan.. pain..

ask her BJ, dunno how to do..
ask her doggie, say shy, dunno how...

pump her in missionary, keep givin e "tsk tsk" sound like in pain...

sounds like my dead fish ex...hmmm...might it be her? :rolleyes: hahaha

[singexpat]

sounds like my dead fish ex...hmmm...might it be her?

cannot b lah bro... cos this one is in indochina... reali waste money..

u lost ur power too?? :D

[nakamara]

cannot b lah bro... cos this one is in indochina... reali waste money..

u lost ur power too??

haha yeah so sad...cuz during sec sch my eng teachers tend to scold me for writing my english compo until off topic and will hit me 7 times with a ruler...now in sbf i wrote off topic tcss post then the teacher...eh i mean boss will zap me 7pts... :D kena a few times liao

[singexpat]

kena a few times liao

haha.. same here.. now waiting for "kind donors"..
wana set up a donation stall together?? :D

btw, wat's ur worse sex experience?? (back to topic lah...)

[nakamara]

haha.. same here.. now waiting for "kind donors"..
wana set up a donation stall together??

btw, wat's ur worse sex experience?? (back to topic lah...)

can...we set up hotline too...1900-112-mpts...den maybe we do some acrobatic acts to entertain those donors lor :D

worst sex experience? basically same as the bros here la...all the chao chee bye girls and those who like to imitate a corpse when kena f lor...not many times la...i won't even rtf them. Once bitten, twice shy ma :p

[singexpat]

Once bitten, twice shy ma

haha.. i put out my stall liao.. :D
wat acrobat skill?? i onli know karma sutra skills...

hmmm.. i hate it when e girl asked for more money than normal after doing, especially when there's no service being provided... KNN.. realli tulan..

[nakamara]

haha.. i put out my stall liao..
wat acrobat skill?? i onli know karma sutra skills...

hmmm.. i hate it when e girl asked for more money than normal after doing, especially when there's no service being provided... KNN.. realli tulan..

yup my fun-fare store also set up liao! looks more attractive than yours leh..haha

ya...but sometimes even their service isn't very good...i'll still give if they asked...bo bian...i'm a nice person la...but inside my head i'll kpkb la :D

haha it is indeed very irritating went the girl ask for more...just as irritating as we are by setting up our stalls asking for pts...lol :p

[singexpat]

haha it is indeed very irritating went the girl ask for more...just as irritating as we are by setting up our stalls asking for pts...lol

haha.. u reali veri enterprising...
i prepared e paper to record e kind donors liao.. hav to repay them unlike some Foundation...

ya.. we veri irritatin ah..
but those bitches that always ask for more even more irritatin...

juz received a call from an OKT got Virgin n offer me US$300...
he tink i open bank or e CB gold one ah.. :D

[nakamara]

juz received a call from an OKT got Virgin n offer me US$300...
he tink i open bank or e CB gold one ah..

haha...nono not the cb gold one...is the hymen is gold one... :D

actually don't see any big deal with virgins wad...most of them tend to be a lousier fuck than non-virgins...it just boost your ego by making u think that you're the first dick inside her lor :)

[singexpat]

it just boost your ego by making u think that you're the first dick inside her lor

i c.. thanks for e advice..

nbzz.. ur stall got donation oreadi... so fast.. :D

[nakamara]

i c.. thanks for e advice..

nbzz.. ur stall got donation oreadi... so fast..

haha i told u my stall more attractive liao...thanks to bro CNNcmg...indeed the coverage of CNN is wide...so fast can spot my lil humble stall haha...now got CNN coverage i hope business will improve...lol

*singexpat! Kambate! singexpat! Kambate! singexpat! Yamate!* Err... :D

[Horsepower]

sounds like my dead fish ex...hmmm...might it be her? :rolleyes: hahaha
This is better than dead fish. Dead fish totally no sound no action. :cool:

[groo]

...worst part came in less then 2mins...Heehee... once this HC girl told me... this guy stripped naked and got ready for sex, the girl hold his cock, put her tongue to it and the next thing you know, he had already ejaculated!!! Bwahahahahaha!!! :D

[HuiGe3387]

Heehee... once this HC girl told me... this guy stripped naked and got ready for sex, the girl hold his cock, put her tongue to it and the next thing you know, he had already ejaculated!!! Bwahahahahaha!!! :D
1 HC ger told me that her customer already came during the massage :rolleyes:

[sbfpolis]

Seems like a lot of samsters have bad experience in chow chee bye during sex....

[wowzz]

It was my first experience at GL. The WL, did BBBJ, but like no energy, when come to FJ, say i so slow ah, so fast ah. The woman cannot make up her mind. Regretted visiting her, and my virgin experience somemore :mad: Put me off GL experience.

[chenggh]

It was my first experience at GL. The WL, did BBBJ, but like no energy, when come to FJ, say i so slow ah, so fast ah. The woman cannot make up her mind. Regretted visiting her, and my virgin experience somemore :mad: Put me off GL experience.

If I am u, complaint to the OKT...

[chenggh]

Me too have 1 bad experience with the GL 150...

THe gal I think just finish her dinner. The smell of those fish still come out from her mouth....

I immediately blur & nearly vomit out when u bj me .... worst still when the part when she cat bath me until my face....

Do also no mood...

In the end say cut... go out pay $150.....

Waste $$$....

[X-Guy]

i have a few bad sex experiences...
1. Dead fish. when i bonk 1 of my ex, she always lay on the bed motionless. Not even make any sound. Damm boring bonking her. Tried to a few times and always the same. Lucky we are not together for long.

2. At corridor bonking another gf doggy. While bonking, a lizard run past her hand and she jerk back suddenly & forcefully. My didi don't have bone but still kena twisted. Hurt badly and the pain last for 1 week. Cannot even ppc sia. Very pain. After that, always check for lizards. =p

3. Bonk my gf in a chalet. My friends went out during that time. While bonking, suddenly see the bed red man. Her period came while we were bonking. The bed was white. Stop immediately and had a hard time clearing the mess before they came back.

[nakamara]

If I am u, complaint to the OKT...

haha first time ma...be cai tao lor...have to pay abit sch fees one ma :D

[Sangrawi]

My worse expereience:

Saw this very pretty Chinese WL free-lance in GL. Long hair, gentle voice.

Agreed on price and go to hotel. She asked for money immediately in room. Asked me to bath first alone. Never mind.

When came out, she was still in her panties and she proceed to give me bj... When I put my hand into her panties, discover a cock there!!!

Wah-lau!!! shock. Since pay oreadi and never f*** ass before, try it for experience. Did not like the feeling. Quickly change and go off.... :mad:

[nakamara]

When came out, she was still in her panties and she proceed to give me bj... When I put my hand into her panties, discover a cock there!!!

Wah-lau!!! shock. Since pay oreadi and never f*** ass before, try it for experience. Did not like the feeling. Quickly change and go off....

zhun bo? this sounds like a joke/bullshit to me...don't tell me u blur until lidat meh? :confused:

[Frankiestine]

So how only see people post their best encounter, how abt a bad 1??

Like got drunk & sian a gal in pub & then do with her & the next morning u saw some 1 like aunt, (luhua type)....

Then what u do.......

Hope to see some funny reply.. Mean no harm...... :D
Bro don't think never happen before knn actually happen to moi many many years back when still young man...go Clifford Pier..then it was swamp by Thai gals so me go there togo togo had a few rounds of beer got a tipsy then this thai gal came up and offer overnight service...booked then take taxi to some where in GL...cannot remember much of the night cos me quite stone...knn imagine my horrors next morning when i woke up...bloody thai gal short never mind...fucking big mouth and worse the teeth like Sai kwa pao type all Bak gek...wah lau learn lesson never booked gal after drinking always do it before...

[singexpat]

*singexpat! Kambate! singexpat! Kambate! singexpat! Yamate!*

haha.. u zho zho ma te... wait for me lah..
mayb need to redesign marketin strategy.. :D


zhun bo? this sounds like a joke/bullshit to me...don't tell me u blur until lidat meh?

hard to say.. i nearly kanna once at e serangoon road..
face look like Vivan Hsu sia.. n i damn sucker for Vivian..
lucky her "manly voice" gave her away.. n i broke my 2.4km record.. :D

[nakamara]

hard to say.. i nearly kanna once at e serangoon road..
face look like Vivan Hsu sia.. n i damn sucker for Vivian..
lucky her "manly voice" gave her away.. n i broke my 2.4km record..

haha sometimes will kena at GL too...that day almost fell into the drain while trying to siam them from grabbing me :D

[singexpat]

haha sometimes will kena at GL too...that day almost fell into the drain while trying to siam them from grabbing me :D

so u mean e aquas like u veri much ah?? :D

take good care of ur a**hole ah..

[hubber26]

I had my share of Bad Experiences b4 at changi. Feeling horny at changi chalet, 1am liao, no much choice any how find a lookable one. Went for bj, she/he capped me and bj me deep. Actually was my 1st time trying a trans. she/he got special bj call octopus, i ok with it and try lah. :eek: Pain!!! I had ask to stop the special cos pain (feels like a cut). Normal bj and feeling lousy due to pain. Force myself to cum and drove her/him back. Back at chalet, go toilet and check didi, NB!! 2 cuts just below my bro's head!!! Got scared and went kelantan for check up. Lucky all negative!!! Phew! The bad aftermath was no mood to PCC or go HC, didi head abit itch and pull back skin abit, wah lau... pain!! for two whole weeks. For cuts to heal, i had to clean didi regular (3-4time a day) and apply cream. After 2 weeks, got abit scarred. :(

[nakamara]

so u mean e aquas like u veri much ah??

take good care of ur a**hole ah..

ya...that's y i take GREAT CARE not to get drunk around ah guas :D

[singexpat]

ya...that's y i take GREAT CARE not to get drunk around ah guas

haha.. if reali get raped by ah gua, will be reali WORST SEX EXPERIENCE regardless voluntary or involuntary.. :D

[nakamara]

haha.. if reali get raped by ah gua, will be reali WORST SEX EXPERIENCE regardless voluntary or involuntary..

pui touch wood touch wood...don't suay chui ok? if i kena sodomise i sure ass-bang u for revenge :D

[singexpat]

pui touch wood touch wood...don't suay chui ok? if i kena sodomise i sure ass-bang u for revenge

piang.. u kana ass-bang then u wanna go around ass-bang people ah..

got karma one hor... later ur rod kana lightning become lightning rod ah.. :D

[nakamara]

got karma one hor... later ur rod kana lightning become lightning rod ah..

scarly become like pinochio...kena punish by making it longer...haiz...fuck la already very long...i don't want any longer :D

[Castrol]

haha.. if reali get raped by ah gua, will be reali WORST SEX EXPERIENCE regardless voluntary or involuntary.. :D

so bro sing, have you volunteered before? :D

[wowzz]

haha first time ma...be cai tao lor...have to pay abit sch fees one ma :D

Yah lah, like what the bros say...first time...cai tao lah. Now...after reading the FR and all the si fu here. Wiser man...lesson free also :D

[nakamara]

Yah lah, like what the bros say...first time...cai tao lah. Now...after reading the FR and all the si fu here. Wiser man...lesson free also

since when it's free? you've to pay for 1 GLcat40 bonk for all samsters with 600< post first b4 u can have fun ok? :D just kidding la...hope u enjoy your stay here and do contribute FRs whenever u can...happy chiong man...cheers

[singexpat]

so bro sing, have you volunteered before?

lucky ah gua onli like bro naka face.. so i no chance.. :D
Bro Castrol, u wanna volunteer ah?? i can arrange for u.. expenses paid.. onZ??

Bro naka, u can close stall liao right?? :rolleyes:

[nakamara]

lucky ah gua onli like bro naka face.. so i no chance..
Bro Castrol, u wanna volunteer ah?? i can arrange for u.. expenses paid.. onZ??

Bro naka, u can close stall liao right??

oh ya hor...enough takings for the week liao...i will help u close stall too dun worry :D

u lidat say me goot meh? but come to think of it...got one gay like me at my old workplace sia...but lucky when i heard from my friend liao i immediately go tell him/her that if he/she even touch me or try anything funny i'll not hesitate to punch him on the spot...he LL lor...haha :p

[Castrol]

[QUOTE=singexpat]lucky ah gua onli like bro naka face.. so i no chance.. :D
Bro Castrol, u wanna volunteer ah?? i can arrange for u.. expenses paid.. onZ??




hahaha... expenses paid also no point la, if i cant perform maybe kanna slap by the ah gua siah... :D

bro naka, i think got bro up you leh...

[nakamara]

bro naka, i think got bro up you leh...

yeah thanks to bro waypastprime...i think he saw a waytoocockster in me :D

[singexpat]

oh ya hor...enough takings for the week liao...i will help u close stall too dun worry


cannot ah.. i haven received any help yet.. will perserve to regain my 1XPower.. :D

u reali have fate with e aquas ah.. ur butt muz b reali sexy... :D


hahaha... expenses paid also no point la, if i cant perform maybe kanna slap by the ah gua siah...

haha.. slap by aqua.. shouldn't b reali pain lah cos their "wrists" no strength mah..

[nakamara]

cannot ah.. i haven received any help yet.. will perserve to regain my 1XPower..
u reali have fate with e aquas ah.. ur butt muz b reali sexy...

tmr i help u lo...i juz upped back waypastprime juz now

err...sexy butt ah? dunno leh...but those WL alot like to play with my ass...pinch, slap, caress...dunno i go there is play them or they play me :p

[singexpat]

err...sexy butt ah? dunno leh...but those WL alot like to play with my ass...pinch, slap, caress...dunno i go there is play them or they play me

u gave b4 can give again meh?? But i appreciate ur help..
My stall touched ur heart ah?? :D

charge e WL for touchin ur butt lah..
Per time
pinch - $1
Slap - $2
Caress - $0.50

confirm can gain back e fees.. :D

[Big Sexy]

wow.. like that hor...u better cover your butt before MR WAY come after it.... he love butt.:D

tmr i help u lo...i juz upped back waypastprime juz now
err...sexy butt ah? dunno leh...but those WL alot like to play with my ass...

[nakamara]

u gave b4 can give again meh?? But i appreciate ur help..
My stall touched ur heart ah??

charge e WL for touchin ur butt lah..
Per time
pinch - $1
Slap - $2
Caress - $0.50

confirm can gain back e fees..

oh ya hor...knn pai seh cannot help u liao

gain back 40 ah? not so many times la...or else everytime come back from GL with swollen ass...machiam go sell backside lidat...haha but maybe can earn some mee pok n kopi $ :D

wow.. like that hor...u better cover your butt before MR WAY come after it.... he love butt.

err...no wonder he upped me...haha jk hor Mr Way

btw...he likes girl's or guy's ass? Muwahhahaa! :D

[singexpat]

gain back 40 ah? not so many times la...or else everytime come back from GL with swollen ass...machiam go sell backside lidat...haha but maybe can earn some mee pok n kopi $

haha.. no pro.. tink many kind hearted bros here.. :rolleyes:

hmmm.. swollen ass.. cannot imagine when u stick e medicated plaster on ur swollen ass.. :D

[nakamara]

hmmm.. swollen ass.. cannot imagine when u stick e medicated plaster on ur swollen ass..

ya lor...knn play play play...i give their breast one hard smack then they know...scarly sillicon fly out...i sure vomit :D hahaha

[tokkon1]

Didn't cum and had to apologise to my dick for such a harrowing experience!

Pui! Pui~!! :mad:

Truly empathise wif u bro...hope we never hv to go thru it again..knock knock (on wood)...keke. :D

[tokkon1]

+++kon1 and Funfox,

Could the pussy have been diseased to have this smell?
heheheh

If so, please go for medical check up.

Was wearing a condom so was safe. It's not really a disease lah...I think it's just yeast or some kind of bacterial infection.

But knn...the ger at least must exercise self hygiene mah. I'm sure we take care of our little bro like it's the only one we have rite... Urhhh...IT IS the only one we have. :D