Can or not? How do you tell?

[Granger]

Everyone has been to clean places that turned dirty. Sometimes it's a spa trying to create an impression other times it's up to the therapists discretion even at "reputable" joints. Yet other times it's a lost cause and you might as well just enjoy the solid massage.

So I thought it might be fun to share experiences and tell tale signs for those who don't want to ask directly. No single indicator is a sure sign but add them up and you know where you stand.

1. $ spent per minute.
If your massage costs greater than or equal to $1 per minute then fat chance.

2. Clothing on table or mattress.
The more clothing the less chance. Of course you won't know until after u have paid entrance. Worst case scenario shirt and pants. Very comfortable but a let down coz the girl was cute. Obviously an Inverse correlation between pants and chances

3. What she wears.
100% if she wears a face mask then no chance. Although I came close (so I tell myself).

4. Crack exposure.
If the therapist, when massaging your lower back, pulls your boxers or cotton briefs down less than 1/2 crack then sorry you have a slim chance. If they get ripped off then.... Well.... fun times ahead.

5. Leg range.
The closer the therapist gets to your groin the better. If it's just to your knees you are getting foot reflex from an uncle so don't be stupid. If the pores on your balls are tingling then you are almost assured. If you don't know after your 2ic and balls have been blessed then obviously you are a virgin

6. Response to signals.
Naturally some girls aren't 100% sure of what you want and are waiting for signals. If you give a signal and the therapist provides more high range leg action then you are reaching a common understanding.
Common signs are:
a) a satisfied groan at the precise time
B) lifting your ass up to provide access.
C) spreading and twisting your legs to make the inner thigh more accessible.
D) for the desperadoes and the unsure, pull your boxers or panties down to nearly expose yourself when you get turned over. This is really the last subtle sign before asking if can or not

All bros please feel free to add to this lighthearted thread.

G.

[dragonwong]

Thanks bro for sharing these observations. It is helpful for me who sometimes get really confused....

Thanks.

[M0ntblanc]

Everyone has been to clean places that turned dirty. Sometimes it's a spa trying to create an impression other times it's up to the therapists discretion even at "reputable" joints. Yet other times it's a lost cause and you might as well just enjoy the solid massage.

So I thought it might be fun to share experiences and tell tale signs for those who don't want to ask directly. No single indicator is a sure sign but add them up and you know where you stand.

1. $ spent per minute.
If your massage costs greater than or equal to $1 per minute then fat chance.

2. Clothing on table or mattress.
The more clothing the less chance. Of course you won't know until after u have paid entrance. Worst case scenario shirt and pants. Very comfortable but a let down coz the girl was cute. Obviously an Inverse correlation between pants and chances

3. What she wears.
100% if she wears a face mask then no chance. Although I came close (so I tell myself).

4. Crack exposure.
If the therapist, when massaging your lower back, pulls your boxers or cotton briefs down less than 1/2 crack then sorry you have a slim chance. If they get ripped off then.... Well.... fun times ahead.

5. Leg range.
The closer the therapist gets to your groin the better. If it's just to your knees you are getting foot reflex from an uncle so don't be stupid. If the pores on your balls are tingling then you are almost assured. If you don't know after your 2ic and balls have been blessed then obviously you are a virgin

6. Response to signals.
Naturally some girls aren't 100% sure of what you want and are waiting for signals. If you give a signal and the therapist provides more high range leg action then you are reaching a common understanding.
Common signs are:
a) a satisfied groan at the precise time
B) lifting your ass up to provide access.
C) spreading and twisting your legs to make the inner thigh more accessible.
D) for the desperadoes and the unsure, pull your boxers or panties down to nearly expose yourself when you get turned over. This is really the last subtle sign before asking if can or not

All bros please feel free to add to this lighthearted thread.

G.

I find these signs are bullshit lol come on wtf is more than $1 mean no happy ending even high class spa also got so that's total crap

N bro wear mask mean no special meh @@ wat kind of theory is this zzzz

Anyway seeing this boss made my day by having a good luff at it :D

[RoboDog]

Simple. I look at decor. If it looks like they spent a bomb renovating the less chance of getting action. Although not entirely true but 99% it is like that. That is why the 1% are known as gems and those you share only with a select few. :D

There are other signs but I leave it to other bros to contribute.

[NigelFarage]

Simple. I look at decor

Same here as well ;)

[wally888]

Go in and strip fully naked, if she never ask u to wear shorts then chances will be higher! :D

[freezetheDB]

many tuina can give no signs of sensual touch until you flip over, then suddenly pop golden qn.

also a new breed of spas that give sensual touches almost hinting on HDLY but nothing ever happens

[fedomme]

Go in and strip fully naked, if she never ask u to wear shorts then chances will be higher! :D

bro funny but true, cheers :D

[artistsingapore]

Signboards - Flashy ones, Pink/Blue, Sexy fonts, Single liner XYZ Massage or XYZ SPA and HP: XXX

I had great luck with these kind of sign boards.

[Max77]

My nose will tell me whether have or not right at the entrance. They just smell differently

[hp2k]

My nose will tell me whether have or not right at the entrance. They just smell differently

Got faint smell of cum+cig+air fresherner.

[petoria]

ok, so if the place got says

unisex?

less than $1 per min.

got newspaper clippings of 'mind ur body' stuff...

also got list of problems like tennis elbow neck pain etc on shop front?


I pass a few shops near my workplace but dun dare go in, so if mp say unisex still got chance? checked the forum already nobody seems to have listed it. usually i go for obvious places in obvious locations..........

[BrianGriffan]

A good indication they will offer at least a HJ is the outside photo on the wall showing a white guy getting a massage! Once again not a guarantee, but has worked for me every time so far!

[M0ntblanc]

;p you all amazed me with all the funny reply lol... seriously to know if they provide special a not is simple... simply during massage go touch the therapist leg no rejection means half half...

try touch the (.)(.) no rejection means 80%

den lastly you pop the question instead of the therapist as nowadays you cannot wait for them to ask if not say bye bye to the happy ending =)

hope my cheonging exp of spa will help bros who have no idea how to know if got special anot =D

[cuppage]

Nowadays no GQ means less business and hard to earn for masseuse. Imo, most massage parlours now offer special and it is very easy to notice once you are in. They normally will make some small talk and tease you a little. After some hard pressing, they will tell you to turn over and pop the question;) Another good tell-tale sign is when you notice they dont provide massage shorts/underwear.

Sometimes these massages are more worth it than the usual wham bam thank you mam.

[Greenfrog]

bump this thread up!

[Granger]

Bros,

It's been a hard fortnight at work on a redlining project. Apologies for not being more active in my original post.

Many of the replies have really put a smile on my face. The faint smell of cum in the air was a classic. Hahaha:D

Years ago i popped into a place at upper Thompson. The girls there were wearing skimpy see-through dresses. One of them brought me to the room. I got naked put my head in the hole on the table and got a strong nose-full of old cum smell. I think they must have left the tissue bin under the table. Damn disgusting :eek: but the girl was hot and gave a good fj. That shop is long gone now.

G