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14-01-2014, 06:10 PM
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A daredevil lover snapped his penis after falling from a branch while trying to have sex in a tree.
The nature lover went out on a limb when he asked his girlfriend for a treetop sex session.
The pair - who were only on their third date - started getting busy on a branch.
But the half-naked man, known only as Erik, had to move because he was getting a splinter.
And their outdoors action ended in disaster when he lost his grip and hurtled down to earth.
Erik said: "My hands slipped and I came tumbling down.
"I ended up getting skinned really good and I hit the ground."
Erik didn't realise what had happened at first - it was girlfriend Salina who spotted his penis was bleeding.
She told him his "package" looked like it had "sprung a leak".
Salina said: "He was laying on the ground and there was blood all over his leg.
"I was concerned about his penis.
"I was concerned about his well-being too but every woman wants to make sure a guy's functionable."
The pair got dressed before making their way to an American accident and emergency unit.
Erik has made a full recovery, while Salina says she now hates nature.
Their story was featured in Sex Sent Me To The E.R. which showed on cable channel TLC.
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A daredevil lover snapped his penis after falling from a branch while trying to have sex in a tree.
The nature lover went out on a limb when he asked his girlfriend for a treetop sex session.
The pair - who were only on their third date - started getting busy on a branch.
But the half-naked man, known only as Erik, had to move because he was getting a splinter.
And their outdoors action ended in disaster when he lost his grip and hurtled down to earth.
Erik said: "My hands slipped and I came tumbling down.
"I ended up getting skinned really good and I hit the ground."
Erik didn't realise what had happened at first - it was girlfriend Salina who spotted his penis was bleeding.
She told him his "package" looked like it had "sprung a leak".
Salina said: "He was laying on the ground and there was blood all over his leg.
"I was concerned about his penis.
"I was concerned about his well-being too but every woman wants to make sure a guy's functionable."
The pair got dressed before making their way to an American accident and emergency unit.
Erik has made a full recovery, while Salina says she now hates nature.
Their story was featured in Sex Sent Me To The E.R. which showed on cable channel TLC.
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Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?172654-Daredevil-lover-snaps-PENIS-after-falling-while-having-sex-in-tree&goto=newpost).