When Was The 1st Time U Bought A Condom?

[pterchew]

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a
package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter and
she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if
I knew how to wear one.

I answered honestly, "No." :rolleyes:

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She
cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It
was empty.

"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?"
she asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on,
she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.

"Well, come on," she said. "We don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and POW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"

I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her. :D

[STi-]

haha... so bro is tt a joke or a real story? no offence juz asking... anyway u gt go sintua.com ar? tt link of urs veri familiar... u yeobt?

[insanity]

Thats was funny. :D

how about this.............................

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over on Friday night and have
dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner,
she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is
ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacy to get some condoms.

The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register,
the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a
3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents! Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to
say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally,
after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
whispers to the boyfriend... "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

[ragnarclaw]

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a
package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter and
she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if
I knew how to wear one.

I answered honestly, "No." :rolleyes:

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She
cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It
was empty.

"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?"
she asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on,
she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.

"Well, come on," she said. "We don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and POW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"

I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.


Hm..did i see this topic in HWZ...:D

[pterchew]

haha... so bro is tt a joke or a real story? no offence juz asking... anyway u gt go sintua.com ar? tt link of urs veri familiar... u yeobt?

juz a joke to share.
i'm just a great fan of yeobt. u know him? :cool:

[STi-]

juz a joke to share.
i'm just a great fan of yeobt. u know him? :cool:

oic... nope i do not noe him bt the pics he taken frm those yew keng are superb... really enjoyin seeing those pics... haha... anyway nice joke n cheers...

[mosses]

My first time was when I was still studying... at the age of about 17...

Was funny coz I remember visiting at least 5 different stores because they were either too crowded or the shop attendants were female (the lookable type)

:o

[tryying]

Hm..did i see this topic in HWZ...:D

That is from www.break.com aka www.big-boys.com

Joke aside. I brought it when I was to have happening with a woman 8 yrs my senior! She still ok looking, she was 32 while I am 24. Before 24, me quite innocent but slowly become devil, haha!

First time we try to have sex, no condom was use. After that, we did use but not much success. In the end, we don't use n we enjoying, haha! Anyway, that was the last as she went back to malaysia after that......... :(

[beck7777]

nice joke pete bro... wonder in real life got such things happen anot sia... :D

[dirtymonk82]

my first time wasnt bought...i just took it from the store i was working in...:p