Please help AHBOY .... PLS =/

[satanickai]

Well ... I'm really noob here.. i dont know which thread to post my question also.... anyway.... I have an "agreement" with so called my girl... The last time I met her... was at woodlands... hang around... sit down and my hands started to do the job...

I asked her if i can proceed ... ( you know what i mean..) ... but she reject... I feel so sad.. I know she want it.. cos I can feel that she's high already.. the reason she reject because she's having PMS ... well the first question to our senior beloved Sammy Brothers here... Is it true.. if a girl having pms .. she will reject having at least a FF ...??


I feel so sad.. than.. she feel guilty.... cos she rejected my offer... (hehe) ..
Than she plan to have it this coming week... but still unsure...

for the 2nd question.... any senior sammy bros... kind enough to give me tips on how to FF a girl.. or .. possibly... much more further actions... if you know what i mean... cos I'm really a noob... and my first time.. if this were to take place... I really dont know how to do this.. but I want to .. !! ... pls... help me... hmm..

Oh.. yea... if this were to take place.. any Samster Bro... can help me with the best area.. to do it...? possibly around woodlands area... err...

yea.. well If everything went well.. I may be post the pictures here.. if i can.. =/ by the way.. shes 15... and im 18... is it.. err.. hmm.. a good deal..?


IM A FUCKING NOOB.. pls help me!!!

[owen1]

wait till she's 16

[Schogetten]

Bro I think you need to get some life man ... 15 years old???

[industry]

Do you know that she is underaged. If anything happens and if you are caught, you will be charged with rape.

If you insist in continuing, at least buy a condom. For her sake, if not yours.

I would advise you to forget the idea. Have a normal relationship and start slow, concentrate on your studies!

[Majestic Angel]

Concentrate on yr studies instead of having funny ideas !!
If u like her ... carry on as normal relationship and proceed
further when u both are older. From wat I see, u r only interested
in ff her... use the big head to think, never let yr smaller header to take control of you. You do it get caught.. u gonna regret for LIFE !! ;)

[Eastpipper]

hmmm.yah i agree, wait till she is 16 years old or older,

[velvetghost]

school holidays again....:cool:

[owen1]

as this section is discussions abt sex...will stick to it and not ask u to go study

again, wait till she's 16
in the meantime...go with heavy petting or whatever....if there's really a need to
Just to let u know...legally...oral sex without leading to sex itself is illegal in singapore.

watch some "blue" films to learn the ropes
go buy condoms

[japcraver]

Ah Boy.... dont take advantage of the gal ok... you are lucky enough she let you autoroam ! The fact that she is only 15yo... and you 18 yo ! I believe you have yet to serve NSF yet !

Train up physically for your NSF stinct... if you waiting for your call up. If you are sincere with her, treat her well and take care of her, perhaps help her in her studies !

Imagine she is your younger sister.. and some other guys to this to her, how you feel ?

[galliano]

Nono... pls wait til she's 16 then you proceed, no point risking your future.... you have a long way to go bro !!

[Frankiestine]

hmmmm....these must be trick questions????

[ldy_hanger]

Bro satanickai.... You are playing with fire

[Frankiestine]

Bro satanickai.... You are playing with fire
He is obviously trying to be funny, posted the same post in another thread..
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=1639902&postcount=1

[onion_rings]

Hi guys, this ahboy needed our help mah so we just help him & perhaps he will reward us the the FR when he's in the jail...Oops did i say jail??? :rolleyes:

Another moron with such idiotic post.......:D

[Citibang]

15 year old? you are playing with fire, becareful not to get burn cous can get chareg with rape.

[rumbleheart]

Like what others said, wait till she is 16, or you will end up with alot of trouble if things are not handled properly..

[angie II]

Hi guys, this ahboy needed our help mah so we just help him & perhaps he will reward us the the FR when he's in the jail...Oops did i say jail???

Another moron with such idiotic post.......


I beg ur pardon.. he neva promised u a rose garden.. :D i cunt c clearly bud i think i saw jail n oso bail.. u gonna bail him? :rolleyes:

[JWNY]

Someone...show him where the map of GL/KS/PT is....PLEASE

JWNY

[Hermie77]

Aiyah ahboy pls lah go to www.durex.com to learn more lah sinec she is 15 pls spare her of the agony of being the first man lah and don't get us into trouble

[sequence79]

I think there is a reason why there is an lawfully age limit. Anything below 16 is considered rape because the girl is not in a reasonable age to decide on her own. So please do not rape her or prepare to face the law.

[satanickai]

People.. thank you for slapping my face... virtually.... real hard...


I think im gonna have million times thinking about this....

I hope she forget about it....


Well.. thats why I seek you guys for help... and yea.. I did post on 2 different threads... and NO i'm not trying to be fucking funny ok..?! ... damn...



.... law... cane.. charge... rape... fine... status... misery.. regret..... for life...







even those words are like... ok... nvm.. its a good virtual scolding from you Abangs.... I almost... cry.

[satanickai]

well.. I think I did post this earlier on.. .as a reply.. to acknowledge every Sam-bros reply to my petty thread....


Anyway... I'm just in a state of confusion... its not that I wanna fuck her... even I told her that I will never do that cos of her age... but.. man.. we had Phone sex.. before... hmm..err ... yea...

I thank you all Samster brothers for your wise advice/scoldings/cussing and all things that makes you think I so bloody stupid... but honestly...

I did felt the pain... when you guys say such things... its like you guys are slapping my face really damn hard... virtually ... just to get me back straight on the line... if you know what I'm saying... and of course... I'm sad with it... - the harsh comments and the brothers here.. stating about Singapore strict laws...... and yea... I know about that... of course I do... I read papers.. I watch news... as a Singaporean .. we should know all these shit.. by now...


ok.. so what I said earlier on ... is a really stupid thing for me to do huh..


But i dont understand some of you brothers sayings... like ... " DIY ... and just let it pass.." something like that.. can anyone explain to me...

well... this time round I'm sure kena terok one...


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[xiaoqiang]

:mad: :mad: nabei woodlands right? go to customs lor check in check out LMFAO later u tio 376 then u know

[hubber26]

Bro, Me no encouraging him or anything. I just got a real life case that I wanna share with you all. Btw, my fren and I are not the culprit. The culprit is a young fat beng which we dun even know his name.

Late Nov 2005, while me and my fren were drinking in kopitiam. As usual, groups of wannbes bengs always come at this hour. Later, i saw this SYT wearing skimpy mini skirt and tank tops. Got a pair of nice boobs and she look very familar. This SYT went over the group of bengs and sit together with them and started to smoke. My fren got piss off and shouted "Ah Lian (AL)! come over now!!!" the SYT lan lan walk over and my fren started to scold her. Then I realise that this SYT is her cousin which i saw since young! :eek:

AL was rebellious and started to hang around with these kind of ppl... gone case while she is only 15!!! Anyway, days later, usual kopitiam drinking, we saw her again. My fren says that she is hopeless now, only 15 and pregnant with that guy (fat bengs-no offense) which is her bf. She stopped schooling at sec 4 normal and wanted to be a hairdresser or something.

Her mum and dad knows about it and decide to call the police and the guy was arrested. AL was ask to assist in the investigation but AL insist that she wasn't pregnant with him (obiviously its him cos we know), the child belong to some other guy. The situation became very tense as the guy maybe jail for having sex with a minor.

Then AL went for an abortion in order to save her bf, the case was closed and a big hoo haa is still going on with her family. Me and my fren can only stood by and watch. We couldn't do anything, even we start runting about life, babies and sex to AL, she feels like we are uncles nagging to her. KIDS nowadays!!!

AL used to be a chubby and adorable sweet gal running around during CNY but now she totally change to another person. Whats makes a person changes so drastically? We dun really know and we can;t really help it.

Present, she really stopped schooling (she studying in my old school) and duno working as what. Ever since then, she always been in bad terms with her family, I knows cos I always went to visit my fren.

Young boy!! Whatever you do, do not harm the gal or else you will get your ase whipped! Endure for a awhile lah until she turn 16 lor. Isn't that simple? You wanna get yourself arrested is it? It doesn't matter who call the police, the police will only like to know that did you rape the gal when she was 15 or not! Simple: Go Geylang and pay $40 to shoot it out!

[david_tka]

HI Bro, best source of info is to watch some jap porno. Wait till gal is 16, meanwhile kissing, frenching is ok. Don't get into trouble just cos of 1 gal, there's lots more to come. Cheers.:D

[sg_boytoy]

Dear fucking moron satanickai, at your age you should be getting ready for NS and stop harbouring thoughts of screwing your underaged girlfriend. Even when she turns 16, you should still think twice before having sex with her. Screw your own life but spare a thought for the young girl.

You are a bloody Singaporean, you read wanbao also know what constitutes statutory rape and yet you still want to ask such an idiotic question. What is going through your 18-year-old numbskull is beyond me.

If you have no blinking idea what the fuck is DIY, have you been wet-dreaming your bed and pyjamas in your current teenage years? Do you know how to hold your erected cock in your hand, jerk upwards and down until you feel a built-up sensation and ejaculate all over? That, my young punk, is masturbation or DIY as many would call it. In case you're still lost, DIY = Do It Yourself. Basically, go fuck yourself and pardon my french.

I recommend that you drink 2 glasses of milk everyday, you have a lot of growing up to do ;) :D

[Frankiestine]

Just a little nursery ryhmes for our boy boy here:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have some fun
Stupid Jill she forgot the pill
Now they have a son
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have some more fun
Now stupid Jack he forgot the cap
Now they have another son..

Uncle monster give you red red one so you won't forget to cap it...

[hubber26]

Just a little nursery ryhmes for our boy boy here:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have some fun
Stupid Jill she forgot the pill
Now they have a son
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have some more fun
Now stupid Jack he forgot the cap
Now they have another son..

Uncle monster give you red red one so you won't forget to cap it...

Thats a good one, uncle monster! lolz.

[basara_evil]

unlike others so call "saints" or "enforcers", i am not here to scold u.
come on guys, surely now n then we have this fantasy of bonking a SYT.
surely some of u so call "saints" had a gf that's below 15 or something, right?

here is my advise.

1. Never, and I mean NEVER delude yourself to thinking sex is not important in a marriage. It is not merely important, it is ESSENTIAL

2. No one has it easy for the first time. Sometimes its psychological, sometimes its physical. Don't be too hard on yourself if you didn't get it right the first time. The important thing is not to give up trying!

3. Go slow. I mean really slow. Is there any need to rush in the first place? its not like its gonna be armageddon if you don't have sex within the hour. Take the whole day if you have to. Don't insist on shoving ur dick inside her before she get accustom to u. Take one cm or millimeter at a time.

4. Tell her no need to scream at the size of u. If a baby (or more then one baby) can come out of her vagina, ur dick is nothing compared to the size of a baby. Don't worry, it will fit, her vagina just need some time and coaxing.

5. Listen to her needs. Make sure she listen to ur's as well.

6. Foreplay, Foreplay, Foreplay.

7. Don't blame yourself and her if she didn't orgasm the first time. Humans do not orgasm on command. Besides if it is her first time and theres successful penetration, she won't be feeling too great throughout the entire session. But it will get better with further practice.

8. If today cannot, work on it tommorow. If tommorow also cannot, continue working on it. The problem gets serious if you still cant have sex after a month. Bottomline is, DON'T IGNORE AND PROCRASTINATE IT.

9. Be realistic. I used to think that sex would always be perfect like in the romance novels, that the guy will always be able to get her to cum. Forget those trash. Sex is more hard work that those!

10. Not all woman enjoys giving and receiving blowjobs. Be abit more open with your sexpectations before the 2 of you get horizontal. If you love getting blown and she is a hygiene freak who would polish your dick with dettol before she even get near it, you better rethink your needs and wants or starting educating/psycho her

11. Last and most impt of all, if u are not ready for a serious commitment (in this case, i'm talking abt kids) get protection. u're old enough to buy them
at any 7-11 store. go get them, it's nothing to be ashame of.

So before getting hitched, open your eyes wide. don't just look at the money, wedding preparations and housing and think sex will be smooth flowing. More then often, it is an obstacle course on its own.

Enlightened already?

[lwdragonsg]

bravo... lets giv it up to bro basara_evil
u put it well.. n..
ahboy please heed....:)

[satanickai]

ok ok !!.. i told her not to meet me ... well actually its her decision... you dont know the fucking story behind it.. so.. well... haizz....

[Bittersweet Guy]

satanickai ok ok !!.. i told her not to meet me ... well actually its her decision... you dont know the fucking story behind it.. so.. well... haizz....

hmm.... You are trying to tell us that you are doing her a favor by FF-ing her? :rolleyes:

[Criminalz]

ok ok !!.. i told her not to meet me ... well actually its her decision... you dont know the fucking story behind it.. so.. well... haizz....

WAH???!!!! "fucking story"...hahah....i sense anger...

[sammydaddy]

your backside want to open flower is it, 15 year old you need help from doctor not here.


yea.. well If everything went well.. I may be post the pictures here.. if i can.. =/ by the way.. shes 15... and im 18... is it.. err.. hmm.. a good deal..?
IM A FUCKING NOOB.. pls help me!!!

[sammydaddy]

becareful, nowaday got many girls setup trap for guys

ok ok !!.. i told her not to meet me ... well actually its her decision... you dont know the fucking story behind it.. so.. well... haizz....

[satanickai]

No. I mean... you guys dont understand the real story behind it..

Well ... it seems that... I've got alot of straight forward answers...

like I've said... I decide not to meet her.. and coincidentally.. she don't want to also... so its a win win situation...

For those who has scolded me with big fonts.. red/nursery rhymes ... etc I know you probably dont wanna another stupid guy going to jail just like that... i appreciate your caring behaviour... or.....hmm

thanks for the story back there.... hubber26

Basara_evil .... its a very good one.. one of the best advices..

* Latest news..


She assuming that I wanna meet her is because I miss her "little sister" much more than I miss her... till then I felt " huh..? what the hell...."
... believe or not.. I don't look on girls just to fuck them... but in any case .. hell yea I'm human too.... tell me who the hell haven't DIY ...
hey but... the way she looked at me.. is like... " oh .. this guy wanna meet me cos he wanna fuck ... probably like all other guys... typical sex maniac guys.." -this kind of feeling... so to stop ruining my reputation ... and having her bad impression of me... I just say ... "ok .. if you don't wanna meet... its fine with me.." on the phone.... once again... dont get me wrong... its not that I wanna fuck her or what.... cos the last time we met..she was damn fucking eager.. to have one... FF ... thats all... and saying that her pms was the main wall that we can't do it.. that day...

but fuck it... it didnt happen anyway.. on either sides.... so I'm glad.. im in square one back again...



yea.. after much straight forward .. like-i-owe-loanshark-money kind of words.... it gets back to my senses...

[sammydaddy]

hahah this one is new version. :D :D

Just a little nursery ryhmes for our boy boy here:


Uncle monster give you red red one so you won't forget to cap it...

[sammydaddy]

bro i have question. what about if the girl is above 16 and the guy is above 16, is it consider rape too?

I think there is a reason why there is an lawfully age limit. Anything below 16 is considered rape because the girl is not in a reasonable age to decide on her own. So please do not rape her or prepare to face the law.

[mptan]

Never mess with girls that are still underage. If they not happy report police, that is the end of your life. Your future for a FF? Not worth. :mad:

[sg_boytoy]

bro i have question. what about if the girl is above 16 and the guy is above 16, is it consider rape too?

Wah lau eh... sex with minors, underaged girls, as long as below 16 is statutory rape. If the girl is above 16 and the guy is above 16, then it's simply... shiok :D

[SharkMan]

IM A FUCKING NOOB.. pls help me!!!
What help do you need??? Yes I think you are a F***ING NOOB (whatever that is)...
:mad:

[Criminalz]

Watever it is...any girl under the age of 21, best to get parent consent form...i am in the process of coming up with this form...once its clear by my lawyer frd, will upload for all bros. so in the mean time, just look for girls above 21...or video her saying yes first....

[thomas88]

bro i have question. what about if the girl is above 16 and the guy is above 16, is it consider rape too?
Any ages below 16 whether consent or not is classified as statutory rape. Age 16 - 18, consent or not you can still be charged if her parents reports you to the authority.

Above 18 is the legal age, but please spare any virgin girls til she's above 21 as then she'll be more mature to know the consequences of sex and babies.

[superman]

bro, she is only 15. dont try yr luck. dont ended up in newspaper.

my advise think before u act. good luck :eek: