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jason910
12-07-2016, 10:24 AM
Hi anyone have experience or have picked up many girls in Australia before would like to share your story? I have been hearing stories of how easy it was picking up girls studying there from my friends. Hope to try it when I visit Australia again.
steal
12-07-2016, 01:47 PM
No point to hear only!
In any case you need to be living near some University or working inside the Uni whereby you can get close.
commonsense
12-07-2016, 02:02 PM
Hi anyone have experience or have picked up many girls in Australia before would like to share your story? I have been hearing stories of how easy it was picking up girls studying there from my friends. Hope to try it when I visit Australia again.
Sometimes not as easy as you thought.
skl8188
12-07-2016, 02:23 PM
Here difficult to fish already Somemore go oversea..
Ngengheng
12-07-2016, 08:20 PM
U go thailand or Indonesia much more easier . Australian woman are very intelligent too.....They are educated and independent.
Vanda
12-07-2016, 08:29 PM
Australia is really bird cannot lay egg place. Wanna lay girls better look for university when you study there or when you work.
Mahrez
12-07-2016, 08:48 PM
Need combo of skills and luck :)
tikogoh
13-07-2016, 07:22 AM
picking up the locals or the overseas students? I've done both. Local one was drunk and the overseas ones are usually lonely, so can up them if the timing and skill is good or rather impeccable.
edvil
13-07-2016, 02:09 PM
You meant picking up local Australian girls or foreign national studying there?
Local Polynesian chicks are hot but they dont like to hang around with asian.
Local ang mo girls are typically big built bordering fat, though friendly but you must be their size.
tikogoh
17-07-2016, 03:33 AM
You meant picking up local Australian girls or foreign national studying there?
Local Polynesian chicks are hot but they dont like to hang around with asian.
Local ang mo girls are typically big built bordering fat, though friendly but you must be their size.
both local Aussie girls and overseas students. Can be done but like I said, timing and some skill
Yes, the local girls are fat. The last one I had, was probably the same proportion as Fat Bastard! She doesn't get intimate sex from her own husband, obviously. I'm not her size. She's shorter than me and definitely heavier.
Bismuth
17-07-2016, 04:03 AM
The last one I had, was probably the same proportion as Fat Bastard!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
ILOVESGAHLIAN
17-07-2016, 09:24 AM
Well, I do have some luck but mostly the Asian students.
I remembered I was in Melbourne with my gf having our dinner in a Japanese Restaurant. There was a group of gals sitting next to our table. A young gal was flirting with me. Damn I could have do more if my gf is not there.
Anyway picking up girls in Australia is not impossible. Just be yourself.
sammyboyfor
17-07-2016, 10:10 AM
Hi anyone have experience or have picked up many girls in Australia before would like to share your story? I have been hearing stories of how easy it was picking up girls studying there from my friends. Hope to try it when I visit Australia again.
If you want to fuck OZs be my guest. I'd prefer to fuck a gorilla.
http://www.crystalinks.com/aboriginals.jpg
maxman
17-07-2016, 04:20 PM
I recall reading a news article some years ago that there was a research, possibly done by Durex but I cannot be sure, that Australian women are ranked the 5th most promiscuous in the world and are highly likely, but not surely, to have sex on the first date. If that was any true, then Down Under could be a happy place for men.
Knowing Australia to be a mostly white country, I think it is tougher or stiff shit for Asian men.
It is also true that the average white Australian woman is size 14. That means, her waistline is likely to closely match the average man's, or even exceed. Actually, many are so wide around the mid-section, likely due to excessive or repetitive alcohol drinking, you cannot completely hug them like you would with most Asian women. The excess width of their abdomens also spill over the top of their jeans to form what is called "muffin top".
Google search "muffin" photos overflowing out of their cups and you get the idea.
maxman
17-07-2016, 04:21 PM
If you want to fuck OZs be my guest. I'd prefer to fuck a gorilla.
http://www.crystalinks.com/aboriginals.jpg
This is funny.
edvil
17-07-2016, 05:16 PM
I used to study in australia. I stayed in the university hostel which was catered to the locals. Got some action with the girl housemates during that time...mostly blonde but big size gals..
tikogoh
18-07-2016, 02:54 AM
:eek: :eek: :eek:
The first time I met her, she was waddling towards me with a big smile and waving at me. But she was nice. Treat me coffee and cake. I think she was trying to bait me too :p
After doing her for 2 consecutive rounds one day, regretted doing her. I think I post this experience in the "sibuey jialat" thread somewhere.
Anyway, I'm still in contact with her, but not talking much to her.
sadfa
18-07-2016, 03:11 AM
The first time I met her, she was waddling towards me with a big smile and waving at me. But she was nice. Treat me coffee and cake. I think she was trying to bait me too :p
After doing her for 2 consecutive rounds one day, regretted doing her. I think I post this experience in the "sibuey jialat" thread somewhere.
Anyway, I'm still in contact with her, but not talking much to her.
Is her name rebel Wilson?
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Exchange points is rebel ma?
Bismuth
18-07-2016, 05:11 AM
Treat me coffee and cake. I think she was trying to bait me too :p
Maybe she was interested in the cake :D
The first time I met her, she was waddling towards me with a big smile and waving at me. But she was nice. Treat me coffee and cake. I think she was trying to bait me too :p
After doing her for 2 consecutive rounds one day, regretted doing her. I think I post this experience in the "sibuey jialat" thread somewhere.
Anyway, I'm still in contact with her, but not talking much to her.
Can link me to that post so I can read about it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2lhnJ3K8v4
honcaiman
18-07-2016, 04:58 PM
Need combo of skills and luck :)
Same thoughts here :)
honcaiman
18-07-2016, 05:40 PM
Maybe she was interested in the cake :D
Very good point made :D
tikogoh
23-07-2016, 04:53 AM
Can link me to that post so I can read about it?
Sorry, it's in Nightmare (when things go wrong) thread (https://www.sammyboyforum.co.nz/showthread.php?p=14266810&highlight=#post14266810)
Is her name rebel Wilson?
nope
Maybe she was interested in the cake :D
I think so too. She's a big eater. She's of Greek heritage so she tends to eat all the time :eek:
Primative
23-07-2016, 06:09 AM
I think so too. She's a big eater. She's of Greek heritage so she tends to eat all the time :eek:
Never dated a plus size before, but sounds fun :D
Never dated a plus size before, but sounds fun :D
Same same here :D
Perthguy
23-07-2016, 04:19 PM
I am a Singapore born Chinese but work in the Australian state of Victoria regularly. I have my fair share of experience with girls in Australia. In short, it is very possible to pick up a white girl in Australia. I shall recount one particular incident as per below. For those looking for an erotic story, you might be disappointed - I am not a sex story writer. But for those interested to know more about the Aussies and the country through this happening to me, I think this should help.
I work regularly in a country town called Bendigo. I will not be surprised if none of you have heard it before as though it is located in Victoria, it is not a big city by Asian standard. Generally, people would equate Victoria to Melbourne which is very wrong. Victoria in reality is a state with many small towns and villages but only a true big city which is of course Melbourne. Bendigo is the 4th biggest city in Victoria with a population of about 100,000 (about the size of Batu Pahat). It is a actually a self contained "city", with everthing from shopping to restaurants, from cinema to hospital - amenities that you expect of any decent city, serving the needs of its inhabitants as well as the villagers staying all around it.
In 2013 summer, I was there for a short stint. Having done my work, I decided to take my lunch in my favourite Chinese restaurant in the CBD. As the weather was hot, I was dresses in simple singlet and Bermudas. I have quite a fit body so my appearance on the streets might have attracted some attention from the passers-by, hehe..
Upon entering the Chinese restaurant, I was shocked to find the whole place full which is a rarity as it's business there was not usually good. Upon further examination, I realised that it was "booked" by a girl who's having a Bacharolette Party. I ignored all the noises and laughter and proceeded to order my favourite "Singapore Noodles". For those who have never been to Australia, almost all the Chinese restaurants there serve this dish which until today, puzzles me with its name. It is essentially fried Bee Hoon or Noodles which your mum cook at home. How this simple dish is called Singapore Noodles is anyone's guess.
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While eating halfway, I suddenly hear a sound "Boy, what would you do if you wanna fcuk someone but can't do it?" I pretend I didn't heard this and continue with my eating. A few seconds later, a louder but more sleezy call arose "Hey you, handsome... ?". Who can resist such a seducing call? So I turned my head 1to the right and in my sight was a group of young ladies surrounding a pretty ugly bribe, giggling and gesturing at me. "Are you alone?" Shouted one of the pretty girls, whom I shall name Jane here.
To be continued...
tikogoh
24-07-2016, 04:57 AM
I am a Singapore born Chinese but work in the Australian state of Victoria regularly. I have my fair share of experience with girls in Australia. In short, it is very possible to pick up a white girl in Australia. I shall recount one particular incident as per below. For those looking for an erotic story, you might be disappointed - I am not a sex story writer. But for those interested to know more about the Aussies and the country through this happening to me, I think this should help.
I work regularly in a country town called Bendigo. I will not be surprised if none of you have heard it before as though it is located in Victoria, it is not a big city by Asian standard. Generally, people would equate Victoria to Melbourne which is very wrong. Victoria in reality is a state with many small towns and villages but only a true big city which is of course Melbourne. Bendigo is the 4th biggest city in Victoria with a population of about 100,000 (about the size of Batu Pahat). It is a actually a self contained "city", with everthing from shopping to restaurants, from cinema to hospital - amenities that you expect of any decent city, serving the needs of its inhabitants as well as the villagers staying all around it.
In 2013 summer, I was there for a short stint. Having done my work, I decided to take my lunch in my favourite Chinese restaurant in the CBD. As the weather was hot, I was dresses in simple singlet and Bermudas. I have quite a fit body so my appearance on the streets might have attracted some attention from the passers-by, hehe..
Upon entering the Chinese restaurant, I was shocked to find the whole place full which is a rarity as it's business there was not usually good. Upon further examination, I realised that it was "booked" by a girl who's having a Bacharolette Party. I ignored all the noises and laughter and proceeded to order my favourite "Singapore Noodles". For those who have never been to Australia, almost all the Chinese restaurants there serve this dish which until today, puzzles me with its name. It is essentially fried Bee Hoon or Noodles which your mum cook at home. How this simple dish is called Singapore Noodles is anyone's guess.
1
While eating halfway, I suddenly hear a sound "Boy, what would you do if you wanna fcuk someone but can't do it?" I pretend I didn't heard this and continue with my eating. A few seconds later, a louder but more sleezy call arose "Hey you, handsome... ?". Who can resist such a seducing call? So I turned my head 1to the right and in my sight was a group of young ladies surrounding a pretty ugly bribe, giggling and gesturing at me. "Are you alone?" Shouted one of the pretty girls, whom I shall name Jane here.
To be continued...
Awesome. Please continue.
Yeah, Singapore noodles is what they call stir-fry. Bendigo is small indeed. I'm hoping to go there to see my best friend. He moved there due to family reasons.
sadfa
25-07-2016, 01:11 AM
I am a Singapore born Chinese but work in the Australian state of Victoria regularly. I have my fair share of experience with girls in Australia. In short, it is very possible to pick up a white girl in Australia. I shall recount one particular incident as per below. For those looking for an erotic story, you might be disappointed - I am not a sex story writer. But for those interested to know more about the Aussies and the country through this happening to me, I think this should help.
Upon entering the Chinese restaurant, I was shocked to find the whole place full which is a rarity as it's business there was not usually good. Upon further examination, I realised that it was "booked" by a girl who's having a Bacharolette Party. I ignored all the noises and laughter and proceeded to order my favourite "Singapore Noodles". For those who have never been to Australia, almost all the Chinese restaurants there serve this dish which until today, puzzles me with its name. It is essentially fried Bee Hoon or Noodles which your mum cook at home. How this simple dish is called Singapore Noodles is an
To be continued...
It's called xinzhou mifen.
But spore got their revenge cos Hong Kong noodles in spore, isn't found in hk.
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Exchange points is revenge ma?
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