Top 3 Rules

[Cheesebeast]

Started this thread for bros to share what their top 3 rules for sex is. Interesting to know what bros will or will not do cuz everyone is different. So to get the ball rolling, mine is:

1) always try to leave yr partner satisfied
2) never raw with someone you barely know
3) never fuck another guy's gf

[purepulp]

I only have 1 rule….

1) There are no rules...

[Onlyesterday]

SAF code of conduct applies .... :D

[Fingerpuss]

I only have 1 rule….

1) There are no rules...

I like this one :D

[strikeback4]

2 rules

1) Own wife must please
2) Other girls, fk and forget

[happywoody]

1. Don't bite off more than you can chew
2. A fair heart never wins a fair lady
3. Life is short. Just do it.

[ET]

Ai song mai kia tia :D

[Hosida]

My 3 rules :

1) Find

2) Fuck

3) Forget .

[bludevil]

The first rule of Sex is: You do not talk about Sex.
The second rule of Sex is: You do not talk about Sex.
Third rule of Sex: No clothes, just fuck

[darkhorse]

My three rules

1. Don't shit where you eat

2. Everyone is fair game - attached, unattached, married, divorce or otherwise

3. What ever you do, don't bring it home (means have clear boundaries between work, family, n fuck-all relationships) :)

[strikeback4]

My 3 rules :

1) Find

2) Fuck

3) Forget .

Best 3 words rules ever ;)

[18BronzeMen]

Best 3 words rules ever ;)

Yes, agreed :D

[SoliceSpring]

The first rule of Sex is: You do not talk about Sex.
The second rule of Sex is: You do not talk about Sex.
Third rule of Sex: No clothes, just fuck

Haha nice one :D

[ET]

just fuck and fuck

[songkilan]

Best 3 words rules ever ;)
Lagi best if the 3rd rule is Sic b4 forget. :D

[moty]

Only one rule from me and Wife
Enjoy life and don't think at all

[Apollo]

2. A fair heart never wins a fair lady
3. Life is short. Just do it.

bro like this two .. :D

[Apollo]

Only one rule from me and Wife
Enjoy life and don't think at all

bro you have a great and adventurous indian wife, enjoy ... :D

[ArnoldPalmer]

Only one rule from me and Wife
Enjoy life and don't think at all

Hehe nice one bro:)

[strikeback4]

Lagi best if the 3rd rule is Sic b4 forget. :D

but not every1 can do that....

[GreyMatter]

1 ) Never tell lies

2 ) Don't harm others .

3 ) Be honest .

[Pillager]

1 ) Never tell lies

2 ) Don't harm others .

3 ) Be honest .

Agree as well

[pumpy]

1 ) Never tell lies

2 ) Don't harm others .

3 ) Be honest .

Kan nin lau bu chao chee bye...fucking clone zapppers

[sgjoey]

1 Monogamy is an idealised myth. Most people are also attracted to others besides their girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband.
2 Take action and do what you enjoy instead of living up to society's expectations. You only live once.
3 Just plain sex with a stranger (sex worker or ons) you will not see again may be exciting for some, not all. Feelings matter, and time, money and effort are required for maximal satisfaction.

[mtnk]

Kan nin lau bu chao chee bye...fucking clone zapppers


Referring to yourself?

[taxidriversg]

My 3rules
1)“You’re so fucking big!”
2)“You’re too deep!” or “You’re too long!”
3)“Do you know how much your big dick you make me felt like it was going to rip me down the middle.


Yes That’s right. Most guy love it when they know they’re the best fuck I’ve ever had, and it’s my duty to provide that fantasy to each and every one of them.

I’m not a hooker, even though you might find me in the back of a minivan or car at some carpark sucking and fucking cocks on a regular basis. I’m more of a good samaritan than anything. I stand on the street with all the hookers and China girls and some local FL, but when a guy stops and picks me up I suck and fuck his cock for free. They always try to give me money after I drain the shit out of their cocks. Some of them even remark at how much better than most hookers I am. That’s because this is my passion and I’m here to give back to our community by sharing my given talent by god of draining cocks. I know that God wants me to share with all the men I meet in life That’s why I suck and fuck so well! It’s because I’m driven by passion and lust. I get off on serving all these cocks just as much as they get off on having me serve them. In fact, the more they abuse me and treat me like a little slut the harder I cum. That’s right, I get something out of this too. I am much happier so much fucking harder when I’m being used by strangers. I love letting them use my body to get themselves off.

[ntmk]

Referring to yourself?

hey copy cat clone master

so lazy and just simply copy my nick

Your creation date - 16 Jan 2017

My creation date - 13 Jan 2017.

[newyorker88]

My 3rules
1)“You’re so fucking big!”
2)“You’re too deep!” or “You’re too long!”
3)“Do you know how much your big dick you make me felt like it was going to rip me down the middle.


Yes That’s right. Most guy love it when they know they’re the best fuck I’ve ever had, and it’s my duty to provide that fantasy to each and every one of them.

I’m not a hooker, even though you might find me in the back of a minivan or car at some carpark sucking and fucking cocks on a regular basis. I’m more of a good samaritan than anything. I stand on the street with all the hookers and China girls and some local FL, but when a guy stops and picks me up I suck and fuck his cock for free. They always try to give me money after I drain the shit out of their cocks. Some of them even remark at how much better than most hookers I am. That’s because this is my passion and I’m here to give back to our community by sharing my given talent by god of draining cocks. I know that God wants me to share with all the men I meet in life That’s why I suck and fuck so well! It’s because I’m driven by passion and lust. I get off on serving all these cocks just as much as they get off on having me serve them. In fact, the more they abuse me and treat me like a little slut the harder I cum. That’s right, I get something out of this too. I am much happier so much fucking harder when I’m being used by strangers. I love letting them use my body to get themselves off.


Wow... hope you not trying to spread some STDs

[sixnine696900]

Wow... hope you not trying to spread some STDs

taikok you know him???


Cheers.

[newyorker88]

taikok you know him???


Cheers.

Nope, dono him. He talk as if he so pro, I am so afraid, what he has to offer 😊

[kinali]

hey copy cat clone master

so lazy and just simply copy my nick

Your creation date - 16 Jan 2017

My creation date - 13 Jan 2017.

Patent you fucking nick la, stupid cunt, only know how to kpkb here

[BuaySuSeh]

Only one rule from me and Wife
Enjoy life and don't think at all

Like this rule! :D

[GreyMatter]

Kan nin lau bu chao chee bye...fucking clone zapppers


Is that the best you can do clone ? :p :p :p

[cadsan]

Is that the best you can do clone ? :p :p :p

That's what this clone usually do :p
Either use vulgar language, or try to claim rights to their name LOL

[strikeback4]

My 3rules
1)“You’re so fucking big!”
2)“You’re too deep!” or “You’re too long!”
3)“Do you know how much your big dick you make me felt like it was going to rip me down the middle.


Yes That’s right. Most guy love it when they know they’re the best fuck I’ve ever had, and it’s my duty to provide that fantasy to each and every one of them.

I’m not a hooker, even though you might find me in the back of a minivan or car at some carpark sucking and fucking cocks on a regular basis. I’m more of a good samaritan than anything. I stand on the street with all the hookers and China girls and some local FL, but when a guy stops and picks me up I suck and fuck his cock for free. They always try to give me money after I drain the shit out of their cocks. Some of them even remark at how much better than most hookers I am. That’s because this is my passion and I’m here to give back to our community by sharing my given talent by god of draining cocks. I know that God wants me to share with all the men I meet in life That’s why I suck and fuck so well! It’s because I’m driven by passion and lust. I get off on serving all these cocks just as much as they get off on having me serve them. In fact, the more they abuse me and treat me like a little slut the harder I cum. That’s right, I get something out of this too. I am much happier so much fucking harder when I’m being used by strangers. I love letting them use my body to get themselves off.

Free fuck :eek:

You sure this is real?

[sadfa]

Free fuck :eek:

You sure this is real?

Yes for real.

This is fanhoe's new nick n new tactic to hook guys
______
Exchange points fantasy ma

[strikeback4]

Yes for real.

This is fanhoe's new nick n new tactic to hook guys
______
Exchange points fantasy ma

Remind me of this

http://www.news18.com/news/india/hiv-woman-infects-300-men-for-revenge-360897.html

If someone offer you free, there is always a price to pay

[MasterChong]

Thank you for creating me to fark your backside.

Thank you for letting me fark your cunt.

[MasterChang]

Thank you for letting me fark your cunt.

Bloody clone master created so many clones? When do you ever stop creating and stop become copy cat. How many more clones you want to create.

Your creation date 5 Dec 2016

My creation date 2 Dec 2016.

[GreyMatter]

Thank you for creating me to fark your backside.

Why you want to fark my backside ? You want to eat my shit is it ? :confused: :eek: :p

[MartyMcFly]

Like this rule! :D

Like this too! YOLO :D