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holla89
17-08-2017, 06:52 PM
Hi everybody,

As the title suggest, does anyone knows of any banks that have very pretty banker?

Let me start a story,

Was going around jurong area and wanted to open a new Dbs account. Walked in to the one at jurong east central and was greeted by this 20ish lady, apparently a relationship manager. Start talking to me about investment when I only wanted to open an account.
Gave my particulars and proceeded to act as if I was very interested in the products. Manage to get her her number and we started talking last night.
Will update more as we proceed.

So Bros here, anyone can share if u have any encounter with bankers or have met a very beautiful banker.

hondachongsg
17-08-2017, 06:59 PM
**B consumer banking sales side most scandals..

;););)

whether is it with customers or between colleagues..

tinglerz
17-08-2017, 09:24 PM
Hi everybody,

As the title suggest, does anyone knows of any banks that have very pretty banker?

Let me start a story,

Was going around jurong area and wanted to open a new Dbs account. Walked in to the one at jurong east central and was greeted by this 20ish lady, apparently a relationship manager. Start talking to me about investment when I only wanted to open an account.
Gave my particulars and proceeded to act as if I was very interested in the products. Manage to get her her number and we started talking last night.
Will update more as we proceed.

So Bros here, anyone can share if u have any encounter with bankers or have met a very beautiful banker.

So far I see OCBC have a lot..especially their counter :)

holla89
17-08-2017, 10:13 PM
Heard from a friend that orchard central branch got alot. Anyone have any juicy stories?

MoeLanYong
17-08-2017, 11:49 PM
Imho, consumer and retail bankers are just average. Wait till you meet private bankers. There is a reason why they are picked to handle high networth customers.

supershaft
18-08-2017, 12:05 AM
Basically most are juz after commission aka $$$.. Relationship is purely established for formality sake... They prob know what you are thinking too.. :D

holla89
18-08-2017, 01:57 PM
Met up with the banker(let's name her P) last night for a discussion on insurance product.
10 mins into the discussion, I was getting a little bored and restless and start talking about personal life.

Me: hey P, you have to work in the day and night time still have to meet customer, won't your the other half complaint?
P: broke off after I started this job 6 months ago as he keeps complaining that I do not have time for him.
Me: oh... I am sorry. Hope u already gotten over him.
P: well... When I am working, I don't think of him at all. But there are times before I sleep and he will come into my brain.
Me: thank u for opening up to me P. Hahahah. So u think of all his good? Or....
P: ..... What do u mean?
Me: like his hugs and kisses?
P: for u to find out!.

MattJB
19-08-2017, 09:04 AM
Good start.
Pls update daily ya. Haha

rawboy83
19-08-2017, 09:36 AM
Looking forward to more updates to the story.

bearbear31
19-08-2017, 10:00 AM
hoping for TS to place a "deposit" in her....hahaha

jacobsim1981
19-08-2017, 10:54 AM
How would you describe how P looks like. Is she very attractive and pretty?

Viwawi
19-08-2017, 12:37 PM
TS please continue!

moneykam
19-08-2017, 02:26 PM
Hope to read more.

assster
21-08-2017, 10:40 PM
Basically most are juz after commission aka $$$.. Relationship is purely established for formality sake... They prob know what you are thinking too.. :D

True to a certain extent, but that is also how you can get their numbers, ask them questions, request meetups etc and slowly get them to open up to you. It takes time, but if you are persistent enough (without appearing desperate), your chance will come. I managed to up an insurance agent that i knew during my NS days, bought a very small less than $100 per mth policy kind (recruit very poor back then) but just kept in contact, just talk cock with her occasionally. after i ORD and got job, she always want to meet up, review policies etc and many opportunities to meet for coffee/dinner/drinks etc. Managed to up her only 3 years after I know her and gotten her trust and she become one of my fb for almost 2 years before she got married and settled down

triplebiatch
22-08-2017, 12:23 AM
**B consumer banking sales side most scandals..

;););)

whether is it with customers or between colleagues..

Open secret lah You saying UOB is it? especially their sales retreat!

These are the trust the adverstiment is talking about.

Wanna know scandal in details?

xrage
22-08-2017, 08:20 AM
Open secret lah You saying UOB is it? especially their sales retreat!

These are the trust the adverstiment is talking about.

Wanna know scandal in details?

Yes, do share!

hondachongsg
22-08-2017, 12:27 PM
Open secret lah You saying UOB is it? especially their sales retreat!

These are the trust the adverstiment is talking about.

Wanna know scandal in details?

Oh you also know ah..

Haha ya their 'retreats' sibei happening one..

Their bf sure wear many green hats.. baby come out must check dna..

upthoseskirts
23-08-2017, 06:52 PM
Share leh..

jennytan
23-08-2017, 08:16 PM
**B consumer banking sales side most scandals..

;);)

whether is it with customers or between colleagues..

true....can confirm :p

flyheli
23-08-2017, 08:23 PM
true....can confirm :p

Are you working in this trade? ;)

jennytan
23-08-2017, 08:27 PM
Are you working in this trade? ;)

hahah used to :p the whatsapp group chats can be quite steamy at times...sometimes will juz openly discuss...

Rexton
23-08-2017, 08:31 PM
hahah used to :p the whatsapp group chats can be quite steamy at times...sometimes will juz openly discuss...

After discuss will openly bonk? :D

jennytan
24-08-2017, 01:09 AM
After discuss will openly bonk? :D

hahaha not openly la...but still...some floors are reputed as the 'happening' floors where people can go for some privacy....fullerton hotel is also v close by

Nic1234
25-08-2017, 02:27 PM
oh no, my wife is a banker. hmm

sexcision
25-08-2017, 06:01 PM
oh no, my wife is a banker. hmm

Trust bro, not all woman are easy. Believe in your wife. U know her best.

edwintantan
25-08-2017, 06:54 PM
hahaha not openly la...but still...some floors are reputed as the 'happening' floors where people can go for some privacy....fullerton hotel is also v close by

'happening'floors with Clark Quay view ,, haha

jennytan
26-08-2017, 12:35 AM
Trust bro, not all woman are easy. Believe in your wife. U know her best.

agree...u know her best...

FlyingCockroach
26-08-2017, 12:44 AM
i was once sleep with my insurance agent, but i dont feel so safe.. she know everything about me. my home, my wife, my job etc

better pay, fuck, and forget some random girl u meet at bar, cafe etc

sandy6979
26-08-2017, 12:47 AM
agree...u know her best...

The floor is heating up ;-)))

Nic1234
20-09-2017, 09:34 AM
That is so dangerous. Actually, even a FB that is too regular also dangerous

i was once sleep with my insurance agent, but i dont feel so safe.. she know everything about me. my home, my wife, my job etc

better pay, fuck, and forget some random girl u meet at bar, cafe etc

YELLOW
20-09-2017, 11:06 AM
some years back i was banging a relationship manager . bring her to hotel 81 etc and fuck her brains out . still remb her moaning in pain and shiokness while i doggie her . that time she was having problems w bf . nice long brown nips ....not big tits but suckable .... jus meet het to fuck .... now she is a top perf mkt head in local bank .... hahahhaa ....when we meet still say hi....

naan1974
20-09-2017, 11:15 AM
Open secret lah You saying UOB is it? especially their sales retreat!

These are the trust the adverstiment is talking about.

Wanna know scandal in details?

Ya, all the Fucking bastards and bitches there! don't remind me CCB
it's true, the bitches there love to mess around with higher floor management.
literately that's how women climb in that organization. Sleep upwards .
I left after I was "lost" out to a sleeping women.

hi2u
20-09-2017, 11:25 AM
After hearing all these stories, I guess, it takes a lot a lot of trust to date a woman in the banking industry.

Nic1234
20-09-2017, 12:25 PM
So you are her client? Bought anything?

My wife left the bank luckily, anyway no matter because we split too.

some years back i was banging a relationship manager . bring her to hotel 81 etc and fuck her brains out . still remb her moaning in pain and shiokness while i doggie her . that time she was having problems w bf . nice long brown nips ....not big tits but suckable .... jus meet het to fuck .... now she is a top perf mkt head in local bank .... hahahhaa ....when we meet still say hi....

Jay Chou
20-09-2017, 01:29 PM
some years back i was banging a relationship manager . bring her to hotel 81 etc and fuck her brains out . still remb her moaning in pain and shiokness while i doggie her . that time she was having problems w bf . nice long brown nips ....not big tits but suckable .... jus meet het to fuck .... now she is a top perf mkt head in local bank .... hahahhaa ....when we meet still say hi....

Up u bro. 😊

Jay Chou
20-09-2017, 01:29 PM
Ya, all the Fucking bastards and bitches there! don't remind me CCB
it's true, the bitches there love to mess around with higher floor management.
literately that's how women climb in that organization. Sleep upwards .
I left after I was "lost" out to a sleeping women.

Up u bro. 😊

YELLOW
20-09-2017, 02:28 PM
no bro we were colleagues .... then somehow becoc of some reshuffling had to work tog . initially veri tentative then slowly warmed up ..... initally i wasnt so interested g
cos she is like 6-7yrs my senior but then got horny one day and bonked her ..... hahhahahaa


So you are her client? Bought anything?

My wife left the bank luckily, anyway no matter because we split too.

YELLOW
20-09-2017, 02:29 PM
no bro we were colleagues .... then somehow becoc of some reshuffling had to work tog . initially veri tentative then slowly warmed up ..... initally i wasnt so interested g
cos she is like 6-7yrs my senior but then got horny one day and bonked her ..... hahhahahaa

thanks bro who upped my points

So you are her client? Bought anything?

My wife left the bank luckily, anyway no matter because we split too.

BlueSteel
20-09-2017, 06:23 PM
Ya, all the Fucking bastards and bitches there! don't remind me CCB
it's true, the bitches there love to mess around with higher floor management.
literately that's how women climb in that organization. Sleep upwards .
I left after I was "lost" out to a sleeping women.


I can relate to your experience with the RM in that particular bank. I'm not in the banking industry but to cut the story short. I met her at a chill out bar with a couple of my friends in town, shared table with her and her group of friends. Got Cosy after a few drinks, she leaned on me and got touchy. 3 hours later we were romping in my car at her house's multi storey car park. 😅😅 She told me she's just horny and not looking for a serious relationship. That suits me just fine too😂😂

Diavel
20-09-2017, 11:01 PM
Ya, all the Fucking bastards and bitches there! don't remind me CCB
it's true, the bitches there love to mess around with higher floor management.
literately that's how women climb in that organization. Sleep upwards .
I left after I was "lost" out to a sleeping women.

Yeah bro, damm pissed!

fukada123
11-10-2017, 01:26 AM
Open secret lah You saying UOB is it? especially their sales retreat!

These are the trust the adverstiment is talking about.

Wanna know scandal in details?

I heard about UXX, but never in details. Can someone share the scandals in details? Thanks in advance!

YELLOW
11-10-2017, 11:00 AM
in Ux# even the heads are banging and divorced for their secretary....... hahaha horny old man ..... but yet he act all morally upright .... pui.....

newyorker88
11-10-2017, 11:18 AM
I heard about UXX, but never in details. Can someone share the scandals in details? Thanks in advance!

Scandals? Dono any, but their representatives in high net worth sales always dress well n heavy make up before meeting their customers. Dressed very elegantly too.

Ignoranz
11-10-2017, 11:47 AM
Very interesting stories haha

junior_cannibal
11-10-2017, 01:23 PM
Women in sales role generally are friendly. Salary and commission or bonus are more compared to their peers in school when the latter are in other industries. Some banks, eg Cixx and Oxxx are known to recruit good looking gals and fella. Being well compensated, they also use to the high life. Play your cards well, to get laid ain't that difficult.

r.fowler
11-10-2017, 01:32 PM
U*B quite famous of this...

one woman was given double promotion within a year... she is just an average performer in work... maybe she work extra hard in bed..

every one knows she has something with the boss... I guess this is a open market, you give me what i want, i give u what you want..

Aware66
09-11-2017, 04:21 PM
Women in sales role generally are friendly. Salary and commission or bonus are more compared to their peers in school when the latter are in other industries. Some banks, eg Cixx and Oxxx are known to recruit good looking gals and fella. Being well compensated, they also use to the high life. Play your cards well, to get laid ain't that difficult.

This is so true! Haha.... :cool:

MouParkCoach
09-11-2017, 05:12 PM
U*B quite famous of this...

one woman was given double promotion within a year... she is just an average performer in work... maybe she work extra hard in bed..

every one knows she has something with the boss... I guess this is a open market, you give me what i want, i give u what you want..

Fully agreed with you! :D

labtecpaper
09-11-2017, 11:31 PM
Fully agreed with you! :D


hm...who's that lady? :D