What to do if CO found out you go health centre?

[bergkamp2]

Like to check how would you married guys react if CO found out you go health centre? occasionally, i unable to resist the temptation, but gets worried kena found out.

[aman]

Like to check how would you married guys react if CO found out you go health centre? occasionally, i unable to resist the temptation, but gets worried kena found out.

tell her that your IPPT comeing so!!:)
nid to do some exerise, say to her oso you wan to get Gold $400.for her to buy things.:D

[5stars]

Never admit. Otherwise, leave a black mark - sure die!

Try find some "silly excuses".. Maybe you can tell us a bit more.

Did she see you outside the HC or inside the HC??

[bergkamp2]

no hvnt found out, but just worried. Esp worry if someone you know sees you there and spread around.

[aman]

no hvnt found out, but just worried. Esp worry if someone you know sees you there and spread around.

bro do you hv kaki or nt? if got ask them to cover up this is wat i do oso:)

[Ethanas]

Like some of the samster says, "scared don't cheong, wanna cheong don't scare".

Most health center on the surface is very legitimate (you didn't go to those dodgy TNs right?), so even if found out you can always tell your CO you entertaining clients there or go bonding session with boss. Tons of reasons. You just need to deny any extra activities you do in there.

Many girls do not know what actually goes on in there anyway. Unless of course your guilt cause you to fess up. Moreover there is nothing wrong with us guys going for a good back rub or massage.

Ethanas

[bergkamp2]

no kaki leh, nvr tell anyone. u mean u guys hv kakis, not worried they sabo u meh?

[chickenzip]

just say ippt coming...need to do some therapy...muscle relaxing session lor...:D

[WhenSPH]

Just go during those dead hours where you knw the chances of bumping into ppl u know are low....

Have been doing this for 3 yrs plus now since i'm married.

[Derelict]

What is health centre?

A health centre is a euphemism for brothel in Malaysia. Because of laws against prostitution, it is not possible for the sex industry to operate openly unless they disguise their business. The health centres openly advertise innocent-sounding services such as massages, spas and 24 hour service. Inside, there are dozens of small bedrooms with an attached bathroom and shower, as well as a room where all the girls wait for customers to select them from a folder of photographs

Okay now that we got that cleared.

Personally I have visited a few in hotels when I travel but its mostly clean undertakings like suanas, whirlpool tub and massage therapy. So, if your wife caught you going to one than tell her that you did indeed went there for a good rubdown (massage) and ask her to go along next time since there is a good chance they serve ladies too. Make sure you ask her to try the foot reflexology. As you well know there are no rooms for that kind of service. It should be safe. If she wants a real rubdown than speak with the host or captain before hand. They should be able to play along.

I supposed you can try to act blur about the hanky panky aspect of the services but just dont deny it out right. That will only fuel her inquisitiveness.

[jedycity]

My Co actually have found out that i went to HC. But then, i told her that went there for a good rub on my shoulder. And i bring her there. In the end, she accept the fact that is a okay place. But she mentioned that is a waste of money to go there. So, she brought me an Osim Ipad for massage. :D hahaha... Have to find other excuse liao....

[Honda Civic VTI]

Bring her to an innocent HC where there is no hanky panky and put her mind at ease.

[Castrol]

Like to check how would you married guys react if CO found out you go health centre?

i will knee down and pull my ears, swear i will never go again. but of course when i swear, i wont point to the heaven with 2 fingers. :D

[bergkamp2]

Thanks for all the advice, think best if kena caught is admit did go, but just for clean massage, no special....:)

[GhostRay]

Just tell her your back pain from the long hours of sitting or standing or whatever due to job. Just need some massage to smoothen the pain. Then tell her someone recommend you to this HC cos the massage is good.

[spidey69]

just tell her straight in her face that if she is willing to massage for u, then u wouldn't need to spend $ to massage your sore back, neck or whatever :mad:

like that she sure will be lazy and allow u to go massage anytime u want :D

swee swee rite..

[surfer888]

Make it a habit to go to Clean Spas every now and then (eg. St Gregory's, Aspara, The Retreat, etc.) and do let her know about it. Invite her occasionally.

Now if she finds out about your trip to HC:

If she knows there is hanky panky there:
Start cursing and swearing... say that you were saboed by your friend who told you it was a clean spa. Describe to her with disgust that the Masseuse made an offer to you and it was such a turn-off... what with STDs and all.

If she does not know there is hanky panky:
Just let her know you were looking for cheaper spas. She already knows you enjoy massages. For brownie points, tell her that you are very worried that one day you may step into a wrong place and be offered special services and how disgusted and afraid you are of that prospect.

[SiberianTiger]

i will knee down and pull my ears, swear i will never go again. but of course when i swear, i wont point to the heaven with 2 fingers. :D

:D the Chinese got this saying "underneath yr knees got gold"...

Cannot anyhow kneel lah. Wait she make u kneel on durian shells how?

[mike2006]

Prepare $$$ to be controlled by CO and nag for days.

[aman]

just say ippt coming...need to do some therapy...muscle relaxing session lor.. :)
bro muscle relaxing is after IPPT
the Chinese got this saying "underneath yr knees got gold"...

Cannot anyhow kneel lah. Wait she make u kneel on durian shells how?

bro if got gurian shell to kneel is better then she change the house door lock:D

[ang076]

In my case , My 'CO' is my mother. Of course, Commanding Officer can be women who is in charge of household, right? Therefore, for single male, CO is the mother.

My mother know I visit health spas and she already knows that women in health spas are not real masseues and that those gals offer sex to customers.

She also know I always log on to this website and view pictures of gals. ( she come in my room daily to ensure my room is clean,etc.)

She often smack my back and said' everytime see women', and that 'it is unlucky to indulge in vice'.

[dominion]

admit everything lor...
maybe she'll try to keep u more satisfied after that :p

[aman]

admit everything lor...
maybe she'll try to keep u more satisfied after that :p

bro r u marry? if yes...you die die liao:D

[sammyBleu]

bro r u marry? if yes...you die die liao:D

when i sleep at nite, she will use a sissors and .. :eek:

[just4fun]

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She often smack my back and said' everytime see women', and that 'it is unlucky to indulge in vice'.

Then u must tell ur mom....

男人不坏女人不爱.... so u r learning to be bad....so that u can hv women falling in love for u....get marry...give birth....so that 你可以抱孙子啊

我的苦心难道你不知道吗！！！:D

[bergkamp2]

Thanks for all the interesting advice so far...:)

[crazsex]

Then u must tell ur mom....

????????.... so u r learning to be bad....so that u can hv women falling in love for u....get marry...give birth....so that ???????

??????????????:D

Wow Bro Just4Fun, I like the way u put it. Hope u'll have more fun in the Land of Paradize. Hehehe.....!!!:D

[crazsex]

Bro, man go to HC's & ladies go to Spa's for a good rub-down just to pamper your tired body. Just as all as yr conscience is clear, there is nothing to worry about. Temptation will always be around u, it all depends on how well u can take it or control yr mind over yr body issue.:)

[jedycity]

when i sleep at nite, she will use a sissors and .. :eek:

Scary....:eek:

[ang076]

Bro Just4fun,

Thanks for suggestion.

I told my mother this,' If I am unlucky, then why did I strike lottery sometimes so that I can have fun with women? and why I am fated to be born in the age where I can access to porn, and women? :p

[soundworks]

If my wife find out that i go HC,no need to say much,she will bring my children and her belonging together back to her parent house,plus one big big lawyer's letter asking for divorce.....from this u can tell how fierce my CO is!!!:o

[just4fun]

If my wife find out that i go HC,no need to say much,she will bring my children and her belonging together back to her parent house,plus one big big lawyer's letter asking for divorce.....from this u can tell how fierce my CO is!!!:o

I think ur wife is just as fierce as normal "wife"....lawyer's letter is ok liao...skali give u acid or potong away ur "little bro"...this is fierce!!!

[triple h]

depends on what type of HC u go lah....those type in New Paper or those in areas where it doesn't look like u'd get a decent msg....sure OC suspect want what......That's why i go to those decent types, no hanky panky.......after that thrn go FL for a serious sexxion....
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!



Like to check how would you married guys react if CO found out you go health centre? occasionally, i unable to resist the temptation, but gets worried kena found out.

[Movado]

If Co finds out then to bad lor!

[imaginative]

Like to check how would you married guys react if CO found out you go health centre? occasionally, i unable to resist the temptation, but gets worried kena found out.

If you in service-line, just say you are bring some VIP customers who insist on going there. And you just waited at the counter for him to finish his business.

If you not in service line, then replace the "VIP customers" in the above statement with "your boss, manager, VP or someone important".

Rgds

[primalhunter]

bro do you hv kaki or nt? if got ask them to cover up this is wat i do oso:)

CHIEF!!! u suka suka get ur kaki to take the fall har? I kena once, took the fall for a bro, the repercussions, cannot tahan man. My bro's wife spread to everyone, family, frens, colleagues etc.... Once, i had to leave his house early because the family look at me one kind and the sister tell me to go check if got AIDS or not!!!! NABEH!!! Lucky my wife trust me, because i was with her on the night of the event!!! but still got questions in her mind!!! my advice, dun simply put ur trouble on to others, can!!! I am still suffering from it, this after 3 years....... no fun!!:mad:

[dominion]

bro r u marry? if yes...you die die liao:D

haha nopez... no wonder i can come out with this kind of ans
*smack myself :D nv exp bronchitis before

[gaia]

For me, i bring my wife to a clean massage first.....to put her mind at ease..then whenver i wan to go massage again, i will tell her tt i am going with my boss, to discuss abt work matters also.....she will asssume that i am going back to tt clean massage....n will nvr tag along....

[Bayleaf]

Just tell her you only go there for suana, to burn off some of your body fats, dun even know how's the massage there loh.

[dominion]

For me, i bring my wife to a clean massage first.....to put her mind at ease..

that... is very cunning... no wonder is a senior samster.. got many tricks up the sleeve le

[curiosityz]

i will tell her i go to have stress relief :)