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gussiman
19-03-2007, 10:20 AM
Just thought I’d start a thread about bros’ sexual escapades, but one with a difference – the theme is the worst/most embarrassing/forgettable experience you’ve had, and don’t mind sharing.

My most unforgettable experience (for all the wrong reasons, lol) happened more than 20 years ago. I was in Thailand at that time, on exercise in K province (Samsters who’ve served NS will know where I’m referring to). For this exercise we were based in a field camp at a place called Khao Meng, and when I say field camp, I really mean it – we lived in tents & bashas! The good thing about the location is that it is only 5 to 10 min drive away from K town.

Anyway about halfway thru’ the training a few of us managed to persuade the CO to allow us a night off in K town. His condition: don’t get into trouble, and we must be able to conduct training the next day. This was before the SAF clamped down on training troops visiting the town (we were trainers, but not perm staff, so still considered “training troop”). So there were a few of us who discreetly booked out & took a cab & went for dinner.

After dinner at the pasar malam near the bus terminus we walked up & down and somehow ended up in what could only have been a brothel. Of course at that time I blur like sotong, being young, & just followed the crowd. We had some beer, and some of the guys started choosing girls for overnight. I gave into temptation and chose one.

The less adventurous went off to find a taxi to get back to camp (by this time already about 2200 or 2300 hrs). Those of us with a girl walked a short way up the main road to a cheap hotel and booked a room each.

The whole episode was a disaster for me. Now, I must say that at that time I was still a virgin (!!) so I really really blur. Plus the girl I got was like no emotion or expression. Whilst the other girls were chatting away etc this one never even talk. My limited Thai made things worse – really like chicken & duck. We went up to the room and she just sat on the bed. She turned off the lights, we stripped and she just lay there on the bed. No foreplay, no action, never even put on the condom for me. I struggled to put it on (later I was to find out that I had even managed to put in on the *wrong* way, inside out, if you know what I mean). Insert, pump, came & that’s it.

To say this was disappointing is the understatement of the century! I had just lost my virginity to a Thai pros & it was exactly like fucking a dead fish. Knn.

So roll over & go to sleep. Set watch alarm for 0400. Got up at the appointed time, she was fast asleep. Quietly dressed & got out of the room, met up with my other colleagues & managed to get a cab back to camp. Carry on training the rest of the day. What an anti climax!

Subsequently at the end of the training frame we (the trainers) got permission to go to BKK. There I visited one of the fish tanks, and had a much better experience. But I’ll save that story for another thread.

So what’s your story?

urchine
19-03-2007, 01:15 PM
My worst experience was with this hot babe quite sometime back. Been sianing her for a few weeks and out with her on a couple of group dates. One nite she came to where I used to worked and I managed to convinced her to have dinner with me.

We had dinner and a few bottles of beer. Things were going well and i sent her home. My face was lobster red and at the void deck she asked if i want to go up to her place to rest before driving home. Walau! had been hoping for this all nite long and quickly said yes.

Though we started to frenched after closing her front door, it took me close to an hour to expose her boobs and rub her crotch on the outside. It was late and I was tired so i decided to fast forward abit, i unzipped my pants and pulled down my underwear.

She shyly looked away and i grab her hand and place her palm on my raging hardon. She put her palm there and didn't move so i placed my hand on top of hers to initiate the handjob. after a few stroke, my hand move away and she curled her fingers to grab my didi. the moment her hand started to move .... I blew my load! WTF! it was a major embarrassment and though we tried again, the alcohol and the tiredness overcame me and made it difficult to have a subsequent erection. After a while, we gave up and I left.

Giggsy
19-03-2007, 04:20 PM
haha wat a way to loss ur first time....hmm 1 got a couple...got to think

ZenneZ
19-03-2007, 08:14 PM
Lots of bad experience.
Here is one for your.

Finally got lucky and end up having a passionate 2 hour at the girl's place.
Morning came and her parents are preparing to go work.

We woke up too, got horny, and this time the girl want to return the favour by riding me to heaven. Sexy moves, cfm face, it is indeed heaven.
I raise my hips and widen my legs, I wanted to be deeper inside her.
she grab my chest and started banging, she wanted to feel my sperm inside her.
One miss Q and she landed her ass onto my balls and heaven turn to hell.
I yell out loud, her parents heard, and my girl fell off the bed.
I held my balls crying, her parents knocking, my girl crushed the sperm factory instead of getting the sperm she wanted.
I felt dizzy but I manage to get into my pants and with my kneels wobbling, I face her dad.
He stared at me speechless as I penguine walked out of the room with tears in my eyes.

The last time I saw her again , she literally ran away.....

spidey69
20-03-2007, 08:11 AM
bro zennez,

your story very very funny.. :D

can't stop laughing.. good start to my morning.. :)

kingcopa
20-03-2007, 09:38 AM
Lots of bad experience.
Here is one for your.

Finally got lucky and end up having a passionate 2 hour at the girl's place.
Morning came and her parents are preparing to go work.

We woke up too, got horny, and this time the girl want to return the favour by riding me to heaven. Sexy moves, cfm face, it is indeed heaven.
I raise my hips and widen my legs, I wanted to be deeper inside her.
she grab my chest and started banging, she wanted to feel my sperm inside her.
One miss Q and she landed her ass onto my balls and heaven turn to hell.
I yell out loud, her parents heard, and my girl fell off the bed.
I held my balls crying, her parents knocking, my girl crushed the sperm factory instead of getting the sperm she wanted.
I felt dizzy but I manage to get into my pants and with my kneels wobbling, I face her dad.
He stared at me speechless as I penguine walked out of the room with tears in my eyes.

The last time I saw her again , she literally ran away.....

So bro is ur sperm factory functioning? hehehehe

GhostRay
20-03-2007, 11:37 AM
This is my friend calling a chicks from lorong 8. I mention it before but this is his worst & among a few friends the WORST.

After drinking, we went supper at geylang. Very full so go see see look look. So we started at lorong 6. At lorong 8, he saw a very very chio gal. Kena sweet talk by the gal so up he go & the rest continue to drink beer at a nearby coffeeshop. the few of us reach coffeeshop & order beer & I was ordering chicken wings to go along with the beer. We saw him at the coffeeshop after only we finish the 1st bottle. OMG so fast we ask him. This is what he told us.

Up he go up, the gal ask for payment so he think is ok. Paid up. He asked the gal for bath, the bath said no cos she bath liao. My friend ok lah, thinking she must have so many customer. So he go bath. Came out, the gal already stripped & lie in on the bed with the blanket on. So my frd dried himself up & lie beside the gal. So action start.

Kiss gal, gal said no. French gal, gal said no. Lick gal nipples, gal said no. Touch her boob, gal said no. Finger, gal said no. Ask for BJ, gal said dun like. Ask catbath, gal said dunno.

That time my frd abit dulan liao. So on with main course. The gal simply spread open her legs & ask my frd to enter her. So my frd pump pump pump for 10 min. Moaning so faked. Tired, so he ask to gal to ride him, gal said tired. Ask for doggie, gal said leg pain. Gal said she only want to lie down. The while pump for another few minutes, the gal ask my frd to faster cum. My frd ignore her & keep pumping. He told us he die die want to make his money worth. The gal then said faster faster police coming. The gal keep repeating ploice coming liao police coming liao. My frd finally cum. The gal quickly get dress & slam the door when she left.

We were laughing all the way. We went back & spot the gal standing there again.

Sangrawi
20-03-2007, 11:46 AM
My worse experience happened in Cebu, Philippines, some years ago.

Company I was with organised a business partners meeting. Went with some important partners to a KTV one night.

We had lots of laughter and fun with the gals there. My gal was especially wild. Even took off my shirt (not pants) and go through the motions of f**king me and moaning in front of room full of partners and gals.

Got me so high that I asked her back to my room. She agreed after looking and feeling my little brother.

Thought to myself, ho-say liao, this was going to be the night of my life..

Back in the room, she turned into a totally dead cold fish, just lying there and no respond. Can't kiss, hold hand or even fore-play. In the end, just f**k and go. Totally pissed :mad:

Guess it case of higher the expectation, greater the disappointment...

Niceman
20-03-2007, 11:49 AM
Bro GhostRay,
Your friend definitely never read the FR on Lor 6-14...

That place, known as Golden Triangle due to the 3 hotels positions, is a BIG NO NO... they all nice to see and not nice to eat...

Avoid... cos alot of bros there already BOYCOTT that place

triple h
20-03-2007, 01:52 PM
Me was during my poly days...... i was very busy making friends with the female gender as i had been in an all boys school b4........ i pursued a nice girl called Mxx who was 2 yrs my junior. heavy knockers but very plain jane.

i used to go to her place wen her mom goes to work. I'd help clean up the house first as a pretext. Subsequently, would becum more daring and play with her....then i more more courageous..... stripped her and fingered her. I was impressed with what fingers could do back then.

Couldnt resist the urge, took off my underwear and let my smaller head take control. All this while, she was in an orgasmic stage. I adjusted myself...at that time i was rock hard....about to insert my dick into her........splurt........i ejected onto her thighs..............Fxxx, i thought to myself..........
When i still think of it, i laugh at my inability to control back then..............
jus my contribution....and oh....after that had to clean the mess and we washed up and left for lessons.

surfer888
20-03-2007, 02:50 PM
Nothing to be proud of but I think my worst experience would beat most bros hands (and dick) down.

I won't go into details but here's the short of it:

Was kissing this gorgeous babe and stripped her down to just her panties. She proceeded to a fantastic blowjob as I reached out to her crotch. Despite her squirming around, not wanting me to go there, I succeded in getting my hands between her legs from the back. To my shock and horror, my hands felt something very familiar.... Testicles!!!

Needless to say... shrunk, dressed up and ran. A true life account of the Crying Game. Later found out that she was one of the 'actresses' in the Bugis Street movie. I'm especially conscious about chicks with low voices now.

Can anyone here beat that in terms of worst experience?

GhostRay
20-03-2007, 04:43 PM
Bro GhostRay,
Your friend definitely never read the FR on Lor 6-14...

That place, known as Golden Triangle due to the 3 hotels positions, is a BIG NO NO... they all nice to see and not nice to eat...

Avoid... cos alot of bros there already BOYCOTT that placeWell, it happen quite some time back. Anyway his little bro is calling the shot at that time so no advise or words can make him go. So let him try lah. Anyway his story still a BIG joke among the group of friends.

triple h
20-03-2007, 04:57 PM
this one bro.....u WIN HANDS and DICK DOWN.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!: D


Nothing to be proud of but I think my worst experience would beat most bros hands (and dick) down.

I won't go into details but here's the short of it:

Was kissing this gorgeous babe and stripped her down to just her panties. She proceeded to a fantastic blowjob as I reached out to her crotch. Despite her squirming around, not wanting me to go there, I succeded in getting my hands between her legs from the back. To my shock and horror, my hands felt something very familiar.... Testicles!!!

Needless to say... shrunk, dressed up and ran. A true life account of the Crying Game. Later found out that she was one of the 'actresses' in the Bugis Street movie. I'm especially conscious about chicks with low voices now.

Can anyone here beat that in terms of worst experience?

GhostRay
20-03-2007, 04:59 PM
Nothing to be proud of but I think my worst experience would beat most bros hands (and dick) down.

I won't go into details but here's the short of it:

Was kissing this gorgeous babe and stripped her down to just her panties. She proceeded to a fantastic blowjob as I reached out to her crotch. Despite her squirming around, not wanting me to go there, I succeded in getting my hands between her legs from the back. To my shock and horror, my hands felt something very familiar.... Testicles!!!

Needless to say... shrunk, dressed up and ran. A true life account of the Crying Game. Later found out that she was one of the 'actresses' in the Bugis Street movie. I'm especially conscious about chicks with low voices now.

Can anyone here beat that in terms of worst experience?You are the champion liao. Even my frd WORST also cannot compare to you. Well...at least you get a bj from her/him.

Derelict
20-03-2007, 05:10 PM
Can anyone here beat that in terms of worst experience?

That takes the cake. Ouch! :)

Thanks for sharing.

<3 Lol

gussiman
20-03-2007, 05:16 PM
Can anyone here beat that in terms of worst experience?

:eek:
I think you win, hands down!
:eek:

Virginhell
20-03-2007, 05:26 PM
Nothing to be proud of but I think my worst experience would beat most bros hands (and dick) down.

I won't go into details but here's the short of it:

Was kissing this gorgeous babe and stripped her down to just her panties. She proceeded to a fantastic blowjob as I reached out to her crotch. Despite her squirming around, not wanting me to go there, I succeded in getting my hands between her legs from the back. To my shock and horror, my hands felt something very familiar.... Testicles!!!

Needless to say... shrunk, dressed up and ran. A true life account of the Crying Game. Later found out that she was one of the 'actresses' in the Bugis Street movie. I'm especially conscious about chicks with low voices now.

Can anyone here beat that in terms of worst experience?




Yes, you are indeed the champion!!!! I knees down and kowtow to you....my lord....what a balls raising experience.....:D

surfer888
20-03-2007, 05:27 PM
Unfortunately, it is not something I would take pride in winning.

Any bros here are most welcome to take away that mantle from me. :(

Offspring
20-03-2007, 05:35 PM
used to know a gal named yvonne staying in shunfu area many many years ago. Not bad looking, a bit like lian. But the skills in bed was pathetic. No catbath, no seducing me, no hj and of course no bj.

Just lie there and kena fuck like a dead fish. Recently saw her and her family around chinatown and apprantly married and have kids. And this got me wondering...

Dead fish can give birth ah? :confused: :D

curiosityz
20-03-2007, 06:53 PM
surfer888, you won hand down! :)

trademark
20-03-2007, 11:42 PM
went to a la sup bar in jb few years back with a group of army friends.

my friends all choose their gals liao but i waited since non of them look appealing to me. suddenly the lights in the room were turn off and the gals started doing their job. so i sit there lan lan waiting as the gals started to moan...

after a while the door opened, and i saw the silhuette(spelling) of a fat auntie coming in! :eek: knn, cannot turn away...

think she gotto pay me money instead of me paying her since she raped me...

this taught me not to be too choosy. :mad:

Lubber
21-03-2007, 12:10 AM
Nothing to be proud of but I think my worst experience would beat most bros hands (and dick) down.

I won't go into details but here's the short of it:

Was kissing this gorgeous babe and stripped her down to just her panties. She proceeded to a fantastic blowjob as I reached out to her crotch. Despite her squirming around, not wanting me to go there, I succeded in getting my hands between her legs from the back. To my shock and horror, my hands felt something very familiar.... Testicles!!!

Needless to say... shrunk, dressed up and ran. A true life account of the Crying Game. Later found out that she was one of the 'actresses' in the Bugis Street movie. I'm especially conscious about chicks with low voices now.

Can anyone here beat that in terms of worst experience?

Kinda reminded me of this sort of bachelorette show where the asian girl was a trans :eek: The guys really had a shock of their lives when the girl performed a striptease for them separately :cool:

funzguy
21-03-2007, 12:15 AM
Nothing to be proud of but I think my worst experience would beat most bros hands (and dick) down.

I won't go into details but here's the short of it:

Was kissing this gorgeous babe and stripped her down to just her panties. She proceeded to a fantastic blowjob as I reached out to her crotch. Despite her squirming around, not wanting me to go there, I succeded in getting my hands between her legs from the back. To my shock and horror, my hands felt something very familiar.... Testicles!!!

Needless to say... shrunk, dressed up and ran. A true life account of the Crying Game. Later found out that she was one of the 'actresses' in the Bugis Street movie. I'm especially conscious about chicks with low voices now.

Can anyone here beat that in terms of worst experience?

Brother, you are the real champion la....

Volker
21-03-2007, 08:40 AM
Was at my fling house in the afternoon
It was CNY Eve
I was strip down to my bday suit while she is still intact with her top and skirt (panties off)

Was enjoying her BJ in her parents room as it has a queen size bed
Suddenly her main gate/door was opened by someone
Her DAD came home early!

Moments later her dad was knocking the locked masterbedroom door
WTF, quickly wore my jeans and shirt
Both of us were in a lost
LL, no choice , she opened the door
I greeted her Dad and proceed to follow her to her room

Sticking to her room from than onwards

surfer888
21-03-2007, 11:18 AM
Was enjoying her BJ in her parents room as it has a queen size bed
Suddenly her main gate/door was opened by someone
Her DAD came home early!

Moments later her dad was knocking the locked masterbedroom door
WTF, quickly wore my jeans and shirt
Both of us were in a lost
LL, no choice , she opened the door
I greeted her Dad and proceed to follow her to her room


Reminds me of another experience I had in my teens when my gf was licking my ears at the lift landing. I was enjoying her seductions when I turned my head and saw my dad staring. Not really that bad... but just embarrassing.

surfer888
21-03-2007, 11:20 AM
Kinda reminded me of this sort of bachelorette show where the asian girl was a trans :eek: The guys really had a shock of their lives when the girl performed a striptease for them separately :cool:

I didn't catch that show. Good thing... the memories would've brought tears to my eyes.