Kan pua bad bonk from locanto

[Ineedmores3x]

It was a spur of the moment bonk. Most of the time I am ninja here to read bonk stories and never bother posting. Due to splendid exs who enjoy creampie for 2-3hr every alternate days. I have been out of relationship for 6years, cobwebs are there and I need to service. So this is possibly the worst bonk I have for this year's preventive maintenance. Had to do us all a favour by telling you not to patronise.

She is Shui Shui
This is copy paste from locanto:
just reply WhatsApp: +65 9467 6443
Service：French kiss/Shower together/+Erotic Fingertip Tease/+Play & Suck Tits/+Breast Roaming/+Simple massage/+BBBJ/+Fuck Job with Condom(All kinds of posture)/+Mutual licking in 69 position
★★★（Including the room and the condom）★★★
Name ：Shui Shui
Age ：24
Height: 160cm
Boobs ：36C (all natural)
SGD:80/1shot/60min
SGD:140/2shot/90min

Her watsapp reply when I arranged to meet her:
SGD90/1/60
SGD150/2/90
Ok it's CNY soon, I don't wish to be a douche and start calculating every nicks and pennies with them.

Reached the place in the afternoon. She watsapp me to take photo of lift else won't gimme door number. Her maid was at the lift while I did it, believe she told her I am genuine customer.
Went up 6 floor and turn left... she saw me thru the door hole and pulled me in.
I looked at her, she's totally different from photo. Looked like Yaya from $$$$$$ who is also at sengkang. Shui shui is fatter version with butterfly tattoo on back of right shoulder.
Gave her 150 as during watsapp have already agree, she told me to keep 50 as she is busy today. That's fine... I like slim waist more. Again, I don't wish to be a douche and ask for 10 dollar change since her price is SGD90/1/60.

She undress herself first, then ask me undress myself? Is it that tough to take off for my t-shirt and boxers?

She took me to bathroom after I told her I need to shower, she just sat on toilet and watch me bathe. She reminded me to wash my anus thoroughly. After that she used the shower to wash her pussy. Anyway I know I am not aroused by catbath, can't be bothered. Should very least scrub my back or wring my dick, massage my balls as that's how others have done.

She brought me back to bedroom and ask me to lie face down while she licked my ear, shoulder down and ended with poison dragon. All these took 3min. Not memorable, feel anyone else can also do. I was having diarrhea today for drinking 2 bottles of VSOP, so I don't really care since my ass is on fire already from all the gastric juice.

[Ineedmores3x]

...continued
She turned me over and started bj while I stimulated her clitoris. Her pussy is already slimey wet even after showering me and just merely doing PD. KY really gao gao, suspect she lube it while I was face down. After 3min of BJ, my erection came up and she put on cd for me. She automatically lie on her back for me to penetrate.

I started slow strokes, wanted to suck her nipples but she pushed me away. She said she is afraid of teeth mark left on her nipples so don't go near it. I gave her the pissed off look, she finally agree to let me lick but not suck.
I continue slow strokes, then tried to kiss her ear, she pushed me away again. Saying nobody is allowed to go near her face area. Eventually she can sense I am bloody pissed already, she told me kiss on lips only but no Frenching.

After all this my mood already gone, I just increase my speed just to get it over with. She started moaning while I continue missionary for 3mins, didn't feel anything I wanted to move on to doggy. Really no friction.. feel like she is trying hard to squeeze.
Went on to doggy, kept her thigh close to each other because I wanted more friction. After another 3min, finally very aroused. For me I always want cowgirl just before climax, so I asked her to get on top of me. She told me that she only do missionary and doggy, if don't like she can only do HJ.
Seriously WTF???

I continued humping her in doggy position with 2min until finally came and was glad it ended. That was one of the most boring session I ever had. Even my 1st love in JC did much better when we both don't know much about sex.

She complain that the person suppose to meet her after me never reply. I ignored her, don't think I will even consider anymore. PCC myself has more rythmn and more arousal. 8min of fast pace humping is already too long, didn't bother control or squeeze my pc muscles throughout. I just wanted to go home. I will give her credit that only the BJ portion is acceptable though as it didn't hurt at all.

Don't want to accept customer should have told me, rather than play along and pocket my money. She called me a giraffe as I had long body and stand at 1.9m.

[conquer]

https://m.locanto.sg/west-region/ID_1314114098/Boonlay-SGD90-Value-price-cost-effective-True-self-photo.html

This one? Her "photos" are all over the internet...

What amazed me is you actually believed you can have sex with "her" for only SGD80. Bravo, my friend. :p



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[Tuanehkia]

Learn from this kam lan incident. Anyway, if fuck up, just leave

[Ineedmores3x]

What's so amazing? She looks average only.

[Ineedmores3x]

Learn from this kam lan incident. Anyway, if fuck up, just leave
Yeah, this is the last time I will patronise in Singapore. Rather reserve my energy when I am in Japan and do it raw all the way.

[Ineedmores3x]

https://m.locanto.sg/west-region/ID_1314114098/Boonlay-SGD90-Value-price-cost-effective-True-self-photo.html

This one? Her "photos" are all over the internet...

What amazed me is you actually believed you can have sex with "her" for only SGD80. Bravo, my friend. :p



http://old.bz55.com/uploads/allimg/170401/140-1F4011H622.jpg

http://old.bz55.com/uploads/allimg/170401/140-1F4011H630.jpg

http://old.bz55.com/uploads/allimg/170401/140-1F4011H626.jpg
The 2nd part of the experience didn't appear and I have submitted 3x. Basically my complaints was not her looks, it was how close were the services to what is advertised. If you are thinking that grabbing a mobile phone to read to her in English and ask her to refund will happen, then you are possibly high on drugs.

[brandt]

Learn from this kam lan incident. Anyway, if fuck up, just leave

That is well said .

[iCNho]

That is well said .

Agreed . Very well said .

[Tuanehkia]

Seriously if pic and real person differs, immediately red light. U will be a fool to think all will be well.

Crap! Walk away

[GR888]

http://old.bz55.com/uploads/allimg/170401/140-1F4011H622.jpg

http://old.bz55.com/uploads/allimg/170401/140-1F4011H630.jpg

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That’s the cheena model 小魔鬼奈奈, LOLOLOLOL!!

[Rufuslife]

Cannot agree more!!! If cannot make it, just left, the most u lugi the room charges if it is outcall.

My personal experience is locanto has more misses than A Hit (very rare or rather u nv able to find one).

The pictures posted are too good to be true, and the rates offered are unbelievable low, for such good to be true pictures (beautiful face, flawless skin,perfect body or vital stats), u will never get such rates like $80 per hr, realistically is more like $300 to $400 per hr. Perhaps GL or Dome 1 is better choice, at least rates and looks are priced more realistic.

It happen to me twice, saw 2 post with pictures and video. First one is a picture of a pretty anf slim looking gal (not model type pic or those advertising picture, but a picture of her taken with her friend (she also look hot) during a holiday. So I tot maybe it is accurate and her rate is 250 for 90mins (2shots), quite ok for her look and figure. So I sort of half believe that this is quite real (photo and reasonable price for a Filipino). Went to arrange with her and book a room at h81 lavender. Still have doubt but I tot just give a shot. Maybe there is a miracle. To my disbelief, she is not even pleasant looking, with acne and scaring, abit of buck tooth, not even voluptuous. Plain fat. I politely ask her why she does not look like her profile pic in her watsapp or post. She said it just a pic of someone else. I rejected her.

The other one I saw in Singapore Cracker website, this indo gal got video of her. Very sexy and hot. Went to book with her (incall). I was there early, I saw her coming back from lunch with her gal friends. She look like 60% of the gal in the video, quite skinny (i m not into skinny gal). She asking for $300 for 90mins including AJ (without extra cost). What make me wonder is that her gal friends with her looks like tranny or ladyboys. At that moment I tot she maybe done for change ops, and she offer free for AJ. Hmm..I hesitated to go up and find her. Eventually I did not go up, cos I prefer real gal.

So I gave up on foreign talents at locanto or Singapore Cracker. Yet to try local talents, eyeing one malay gal at locanto. Her pictures look very appealing. Will try soon. Happy bonking..Be safe.