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Kid A
20-04-2008, 01:06 AM
Hello Brudders,
Long time no write. Hope alls good with all of you.
I'm writing this coz you see my friends and I are crossing into the big 4-0 and I suppose we are having our own concerns about how life will change, like if we are one step closer to becoming dirty old men (ha, I think too late liao)?
Anyways we are meeting more often these days to talk about old times over some beers and laughs when this friend of ours shocked the life out of everyone.
He told us that he has changed his target for flings from 20somethings to grandmothers. Yes, you heard me. Grandmothers!!!
We were speechless for a while then laughed our heads off. But after all the laughter had subsided, our friend showed us pictures of him and the THREE grandmas he is shagging at the moment.
Two out of the three are divorced and one is a widow. He met them at charity functions and made his move after some 'calculations' it seems. To his credit, one of the three is actually not bad. You can tell she was a babe when she was younger and she does have some sexual aura. Like a Ann Alicia type. The other two are more like Jenny Tay i.e. you need the lights to be off for sure :p
Anyways, so this is how it goes. All three grandmas look after their grandkids and hook up with him when the grandkids are in school in the morning. He takes turns shagging them according to his schedule and leaves before the kids return.
The amazing thing he says is that coz these women probably have very little access to a dick, they reeeaaaalllly sayang him (and his dick). Seems they suck his dick like there's no tomorrow (one of the so-so ones can suck for like half hour straight it seems) and they ALL actually say 'thank you' when they cum it seems. AND get this - they cook lunch for him everytime he is over and even get him gifts.
I dont know man. It would take A LOT for me to shag a grandmother. Maybe if she is Victoria Principal or Jessica Lange. And even then.
But my friend swears that he has it made. He does have the pictures to 'prove' that he is having it good.
Still...*shiver*
Okay, the beer buzz is wearing off. I just had to tell 'someone' about the buzz is gone.
Hope you brudders have a good laugh as well. Unless you, too, know something that people like me don't :) Then share, share la
Peace,
Kid A
tanhockgin
20-04-2008, 01:28 AM
Grandmas can be young if their child marry young and have a kid soon after marriage.
I know some grandmas who are in the late 40s early 50s and still look good. Perky develop tits and nice ass.
However, if they are in their 70s-80s then your fren must be some hero.
David_Ginola
20-04-2008, 02:28 PM
Sceptical........but well, anything can happen....tks for sharing....:)
birdie8819
20-04-2008, 08:17 PM
Nice real life story bro Kid A ! Yes I do have a friend who's about early 50's and the figure still in GOOD shape , she's a ex-singer in a niteclub and previously owns a pub in the east area Now retires taking care of her daughter three kids (eldest is 7 follow by 4 and youngest son is only 16 months old) BUT too bad she still sticks to one old married man for more than 10 years liao .
colins
20-04-2008, 09:33 PM
Sorry to post this question here, but this question comes to my mind every now and then.
Does older cheongsters seek older girls? Sometimes, guys who are retired as well, not necessary cheongsters when they're younger.
Just yesterday, I was having lunch in KFC. There's these 2 folks, a 60plus man and a 40plus (possibly even 50s) were having lunch on the next table. I noticed this guy was displaying all the signs of a youth meeting a girl for the first time, fidgeting and having awkward pauses in his conversations. The woman seemed more at ease, like she knew she could've flirt but was taking it real easy.
Personally, I dun mind older woman as long as she's image conscious and clean look. But if just to shag them might not be the main reason. To me, they can really carry a good witty conversation. If the feel is right, and talking dirty is exciting, then I will really feel like getting close and do something even more exciting. There's always this beijing woman, highly educated and even nearing mid thirties, is very up-to-date. Always chat and sometimes late into the night, start to talk dirty and she's just so witty and painfully frank about sex sometimes.
In all her frankness, she said talking about such stuff is probably her way in satisfying her 'pride' or Xu Rong Xing as she put it, cos she knows she's getting old and cant compare to younger girls anymore. To me, its like a good prune that never taste bad or plain.
asphalty168
20-04-2008, 09:34 PM
haha, great stuff bro, for sharing! well, one man's meat another man's poison. kudos to your friend venturing into uncharted territory. but i thought maybe your friend should join sbf and start exchanging nos for ons, since the aunties so sex hungry. just my two cents worth only.
hotsoup16
20-04-2008, 09:39 PM
Kudos to yr friends. A modern hero :D
XboxSG
20-04-2008, 10:49 PM
There's always young grandma who can be as young as 40s
notti imp
20-04-2008, 10:56 PM
it's true
some sio pah guay got married when they are 16, so they will be a grandma by 40 assuming their daughter/son have their 1st newborn at 24..
SexStunts101
20-04-2008, 11:15 PM
These gmilfs who looks young are excercising everyday to keep fit and healthy
Kid A
22-04-2008, 12:35 AM
Hey Budder Birdie8819, Your friend sounds like she is within the GMILF range. I tell you since my friend's revelation, my eyes have been drawn to older ladies all Sunday and today. Must be psychological or something. And damn...some do look not bad. I live in the East so you know PP has more than its fair share of MILFs and now, as I'm discovering GMILFs too. Ha.
Hey Brudder Colins, nice one - 'a good prune that never taste bad or plain' and I know what you mean about older women being easier to chat with and being more witty (and flirty), especially when they are more confident sexually. I just haven't been lucky enough to meet someone like that.
And Hey Brudder Asphalty168, I shall convey your suggestion to my friend. The rest of our gang has been on msn with each other kinda laughing at our friend since Saturday night BUT after all the laughter, one of the guys actually said he wouldn't mind shagging the chio GMILF.
Hmmm, maybe my friend is onto something...
Peace,
Kid A :)
Bro,
Sex has no boundaries to age,race or religion.So yr fren taste and sexual fantasies probably has changed as he aged,moreover he can be considered doing a great deed,for all this grandmothers are divorced or widowed and he is providing sexual pleasure for them.Kudos to yr fren,he is certainly wat we call '' A GRANDMOTHER FUCKER '' :p
goodpartner
22-04-2008, 01:47 AM
I'm writing this coz you see my friends and I are crossing into the big 4-0 and I suppose we are having our own concerns about how life will change, like if we are one step closer to becoming dirty old men (ha, I think too late liao)?
Bro, so from the pics u saw, how old really are these gmilf u think? Did your friend say? So we don't need to speculate if they married at very young age or otherwise.
I guess the age of our nicks give a hint on our age; As I age, I'm yearning more towrads SYT. If the age gap is a better definition for dirty old man, I'm in the rank oredi. :D
Still, it's common to have dirty old man going for young chicks, but GMILF.... Sheeezzz :rolleyes::eek:
birdie8819
22-04-2008, 10:13 AM
Hey Budder Birdie8819, Your friend sounds like she is within the GMILF range. I tell you since my friend's revelation, my eyes have been drawn to older ladies all Sunday and today. Must be psychological or something. And damn...some do look not bad. I live in the East so you know PP has more than its fair share of MILFs and now, as I'm discovering GMILFs too. Ha.
Peace,
Kid A :)
Yo Brudder Kia A , seems like you really into Gmilf and I wish you good luck . :D
rocky73sg
22-04-2008, 10:19 AM
Nice encounter though never try gmilf. The most I went is a 40s divorcee :p
Keep the ball rolling folks!
asphalty168
22-04-2008, 12:14 PM
Hey bro Kid A, thanks for accepting my suggestion here. As a matter of fact, i would think mature ladies are much more approachable and more daring.
sabroe163
22-04-2008, 12:51 PM
I love mature ladies.
Cheers to all MILF lovers!
dirtyhairy
22-04-2008, 05:57 PM
Wa kow bro, stylo mylo
your fren can even up grandmas...must be real hero
or may be he's like that Hispanic singer, the blind Jose feliciano?:D
mokermania
23-04-2008, 12:44 AM
But my friend swears that he has it made. He does have the pictures to 'prove' that he is having it good.
Hope you brudders have a good laugh as well. Unless you, too, know something that people like me don't :) Then share, share la
Peace,
Kid A
Hi Kid A,
mayb can ask yr friend to share his photos with us( those who r interested) in SBF......sure got supporters.....mayb a thread like " My Good times with GMILF(with pics)":D
well not really having a good laugh but rather sound interesting to me though:)
tks for sharring^^
old_yet_horny
23-04-2008, 01:10 AM
Dun be suprise some Gmilfs maintain their looks and body very well...
But for me my tolerance as for now still maintain at Milfs... not Gmilfs...:D
Big Sexy
23-04-2008, 08:40 AM
how old are the grandmas exactly? i once shagged a 50++ MILF when i was half drunk... funny thing is i actually went back and shagged her a few more times when i was sober.. all this happened about 20 years back...... come to think of it.. she could be in her 80s now.. :eek:
i now wonder how those meimei feels being shagged by those 70 years old man with golden tooth.:D
wanker10
23-04-2008, 08:56 AM
:DHi All Bros,
Since we are touching on this topic, decided to continue to post some photos on MILF & maybe some GILF.
Bros here can check it out over at the Sammyboy Link Exchange Plaza.
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/sammyboy-link-picture-exchange-plaza/69083-jap-milf.html
Cheers!
wanker10
23-04-2008, 10:52 AM
Hi All,
For GILF, I had also posted some over at : http://www.sammyboyforum.com/sammyboy-link-picture-exchange-plaza/84338-gilf.html#post2722036
Cheers!:D
wat2woopee
23-04-2008, 11:59 AM
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dirtyhairy
25-04-2008, 12:25 PM
how old are the grandmas exactly? i once shagged a 50++ MILF when i was half drunk... funny thing is i actually went back and shagged her a few more times when i was sober.. all this happened about 20 years back...... come to think of it.. she could be in her 80s now.. ....i now wonder how those meimei feels being shagged by those 70 years old man with golden tooth.:D
Altho Laobaby here cant speak for the young meimei,
But Uncle DirtyHairy, who is 60 going 70, and oso got two bogeh
would like to share this by saying: "lim peh ka li kong...
bcos of big tips after each bonk, meimei always claim sipeh song:D
Bigbluebird
25-04-2008, 06:29 PM
Agreed ;)
Money makes the world go round :cool:
But Uncle DirtyHairy, who is 60 going 70
Uncle DirtyHairy, to you most of the gmilf are "SYT" lah :D
If it's gmilf to you, then it'll be GGMILF for most of us here liao...
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