Ah Dez's Tour of GL for newbies..
 

Ok, since i am getting so many pm , mails.. and questions asked.

I am going to be your offical GL tour guide... no fees, maybe treat me kopi.. or 1 fuck..haha


RESUME of your tour-guide ( GL -section)
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1st GL fuck when i was 14 years old.
By 20 years old, i fuck finish every single Thai chick in fishtank...
23 years old, complete GL cat80 and 150 dictionary.
24 years old.. graduate out of Geylang U, with top honours.:D
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HaHa... ok enough jokes.

So those who wants to TRY geylang chicks..... want to break virgins.... want to bla bla bla..
post here.. and i will reply with pm for time n day. ONLY ONCE A WEEK..then i will find time to bring you all go, i can't possible meet up every day.

Oh yah.. pls say if u shy or not.. if not i usually meet up a group of 5-6 will be fine..
if u shy... then... just u and me.... 1 by 1..:D

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Yes sir,

abiding by ur standard I will submit my resume as follows:

RESUME of your follower ( GL -section)
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1st GL trip when I was x years old, think went to eat food.
By 21 years old, i finally finish every single army sick stunts ever founded.
22 years old, completed army and 'ord lo' is a new word in my dictionary.
24 years old.. even more words like bbbbbbbbbbj and cimm cof become my dictionary
27 years old... waitin for u to bring me go gl.
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:D Can boh?
But lately keeps raining..... sure wan to come out tcss?

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wah, wats the story for this? :D

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You can break virgins in Geylang? Are you fucking serious?!! :eek:

HOW MUCH IS YOUR BOOKING MR. TOUR GUIDE? :D

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NOTHING!.. i mean.. nothing ! can stop a horny man.. from finding his fuck!:D


wats wrong?? people PCC when they are 14! so i just rather use my sperms properly , instead of wasting!..
why let only myself enjoy...... when i can let a girl be proud that she took a 14 year old's old 1st time...

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no i am not joking... i think most of you who thinks that GL girls are dirty as prositutes...
You are dead WRONG!!... In singapore.. our prositutes are required to go for checks..
The chances of you... getting STD from your GF is higher than getting from prositutes in singapore..
Want a Bet??? your GF got how many ex BFs? and those BFs?.. got how many Exs??... count n count... the christmas tree gets bigger n bigger!!.. and do your GF goes for checks???? No...

In singapore.. our prositutes are CLEAN... 10 times better than malaysian... 100 times better than china.. and 1000 times better than Indonesia.
Even United States...... they have FLs.. but no required checks...

I been i GL for so many years... i have never hear of HIV... when i 1st fuck ...NO... 85% of our HIV patients in singapore got it overseas... 10% is thur GAY contact... the left 5% is those FLs standing in GL, the parents passing to new born kids etc etc...

after going to so many countries....

TRUST ME.... there is no where... NO WHERE BETTER.. than our home SWEET HOME... GEYLANG , to break virgins... and enjoy good sex with prositutes..

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1st outing.....

Monday afternoon 14 nov.

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today is 14th ... monday is 17th ... which day??

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haha bro Dez , i never say anything wrong , i only impress you 14 yr old already fucking FLs!

can post late FR? :D

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Monday?? I'll join u, 17 of nov

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i'm coming too :D

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bro ah dez, you have a great resume. ha ha ha. and great spirit for guiding the newbies ;)

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Sounds like many of us cud use a 'pro tour' of geylang...haha..the area can be a bit confusing...like a bit hard to tell the diff btw FL, 'legal pros', and those who r like dunno what...but r 'attached' to some sort of hotel or room place...lol...can be a bit confusing liao....anyone can advise on this?

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Bro Ah Dez, by "break virgin" do you mean fucking a virgin girl or losing your own virginity? :confused:

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it will be good especially for those foreign bros who are here on holiday or work and not familiar with the place. ;)

how was the afternoon outing on the 14th? any FR for us??

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Hi, I'm a newbie and I would love to tag along on one of these tours. I'll be in Singapore on the 7th & 8th January so if they'll be a tour on one of those dates please let me know.

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bro Vandaley, that's still quite some months away before you come to Singapore. do look back to this thread for updates.

Adios!!! ;)

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Anyway.. yesterday bring 2 "students" to GL.....

at least they learn something...


those whose PMs came late... too bad...

Next TRIP OF GL is 24th nov.. also a monday.... PM me your number n i will inform where to meet etc etc.


other than that, dont bother pming.. coz i wont reply.

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wahh sounds interesting lehz... can learn more about GL better...

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got your num..

will contact on sunday.:D

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What about HCs? massages?

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bro......

answer......

SAME.:o

with bro dez..............

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....... i willl tell u everything u want to know.... about the sex trades in singapore.....:D

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hahaha.. bro dez

you can start this tour.. maybe you can also start this busniess earn money

every week tour in GL once

lolx

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i not greddy.... 1 cup kopi.. for all my saliva... ok liao...

can treat me 1 fuck.... i even happier....

:D

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wah bro dez, if that day you bring 5 and 5 all blanjah you kopi, you'll be awake for a few days with all that caffeine :D then if all blanjah you fxxk, 5 fxxks straight, your little bro sure 'happy'. :D

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Malaysian newbie here..i wonder wat's the sg standard in term of their age and race???
Normally, i prefer pure chinese.
of course young and pretty..18-22
are there by any chance got this kind of standard??:confused:

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hahaha bro if treat u kopi, not a prob... after all can keep u more awake and talk more mah

if treat u 1 fk, u will be sluggish and not much energy liao lol :p

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Bro there... sorry ha...new here..
one stupid question...
how to PM...
Can't find icon :p

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Hey fly, have you wake up or not? Or still in dream land.

RESUME, dictionary, graduate, top honours... You think what academic award huh... Dun make me fall off my chair...