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Old 21-04-2023, 09:52 PM
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Re: TCSS thread "My favourite MASSAGE girls"

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Originally Posted by Ahh_Boi View Post
MR for Natalie

Looks: 6.5/10 not SYT!
Gfe: 1/10 never pour me water!
Massage: 1/10 too good but no use cause I not there for it!
Sensual: 1/10 too professionally done and not green in this line, I cannot teach her anything!
Roaming: 1/10 Done in FN and not in denim shorts. I want 2G roaming not 5G!
HJ: 1/10 never lay beside me and do the basic lick nip and mechanical up down hj!
Service: 1/10 make me hump and pump with all the fake making moves! Make me so tired!
Time management: 1/10 poor time management, cause never allocate 20 min to massage my big head!
Hygiene: 1/10 after zhut here zhut there, ruba here ruba there, pump here pump there, pew pew here pew pew there, she go wash and clean herself! Aiyo, like that the next bro cannot taste it leh.

Overall: 1/10 make me more shag than before I visit her.

RTM: YES
The funniest MR that i have read for years