GR888’s Inaugural “Liar Liar” 2012 Awards!!!
Now that I am done and dusted with my tour de fuck, it’s time to dish out the awards!!!
To recap, here are the 12 MLs contained in the fark list from my cheongster buddies. I’ve indicated the post and page numbers of my corresponding FRs on them on this thread….12 luscious chicks from 5 joints, all farked to untold sextifaction! Shiok sia!
(01) Commando Ninja – post #307 pg 21
(02) Canto Cutie – post #311 pg 21
(03) Shanghainese Seductress – post #323 pg 22
(04) Hokkien Hottie – post #367 pg 25
(05) Glamour Ninja – post #429 pg 29
(06) Malaysian Mangosteens – post #447 pg 30
(07) Malaysian Chikus – post #486 pg 33
(08) Sichuan Siren – post #491 pg 33
(09) Cheena Kitten – post #549 pg 37
(10) Horny Hyena – post #628 pg 42
(11) Canto Tart – post #680 pg 46
(12) Kawaii Sweetie – post #685 pg 46
I’ve also included the 12 MLs (from 7 joints) whom I have posted FRs on this thread. These are usually my own recce discoveries, ad hoc recommendations from cheongster buddies as well as contacts received from SBF bros. Having satisfied my minimum criteria, they are all above average bonks. I have left out all my mis-hits and normal bonks.
(A) Man-eater Ninja – post #194 pg 13
(B) Notti Ninja – post #198 pg 14
(C) Sinkie Slut – post #202 pg 14
(D) Amazon MILF – post #205 pg 14
(E) Viet Vixen – post #250 pg 17
(F) Beijing Belle – post #270 pg 18
(G) Malaysian Bimbo – post #275 pg 19
(H) Cheena Cheetah – post #285 pg 19
(I) Canto Cupcakes – post #297 pg 19
(J) Horny Fruit – post #406 pg 28
(K) Ipoh Hor Fun – post #685 pg 46
(L) Malaysian Mayhem – post #592 pg 40
I’ve assigned the top 3 rankings for categories that cover looks, body, boobs , BBBJ, AR, FJ, GFE, etc. No massage category because none of the 24 MLs can massage to save their lives! Hahaha! …. And without further ado (as they always say), the recipients of the various awards categories are …. *drum roll*…
Traffic Stopper Award for “Best Looker”
1st
Glamour Ninja
2nd
Kawaii Sweetie
3rd
Ipoh Hor Fun &
Notti Ninja (tied)
Hourglass Hussy Award for “Best Figure”
1st
Kawaii Sweetie
2nd
Malaysian Bimbo
3rd
Hokkien Hottie
Golden Balls Award for “Best Natural Boobies”
1st
Cheena Kitten
2nd
Sinkie Slut
3rd
Malaysian Mangosteens
Silicon Slut Award for “Best Enhanced Boobies”
1st
Canto Cupcakes
2nd
Shanghainese Seductress
3rd
Cheena Cheetah
Cheeky Cheeks Award for “Best Kar-Chng”
1st
Horny Fruit
2nd
Malaysian Bimbo
3rd
Hokkien Hottie
Suck-seed Award for “Best BBBJ”
1st
Horny Fruit
2nd
Malaysian Mangosteens
3rd
Canto Cutie
Ass Angel Award for “Best AR”
1st
Malaysian Mangosteens
2nd
Commando Ninja
3rd
Horny Fruit
Pussy Pounder Award for “Best FJ”
1st
Kawaii Sweetie
2nd
Glamour Ninja
3rd
Horny Fruit
Surrogate Partner Award for “Best GFE”
1st
Kawaii Sweetie
2nd
Malaysian Mayhem
3rd
Horny Fruit
Platinum Award for the Best All Round Sexperience… Top Bonk of the Year!
Kawaii Sweetie!!!
“Sticky Gum” Award for the Ultimate KC Trapper
Shanghainese Seductress &
Kawaii Sweetie (tied)
Special Mention Award for Extraordinary Stunts!!!….
Malaysian Mangosteens for hot tea AR!
Canto Tart for toe-sucking and 360 degrees BBBJ!
At the risk of stating the obvious, the rankings are based purely on my personal opinion. I hate to sound cliché with the oft vaunted phrase “one man’s meat is another man’s poison, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure”
, but suffice to say that I have my very strong and unflinching biases and preferences.
So these rankings are best seen in the context of GR888’s preference for pretty and tall young chicks with long hair, nubile bodies, tight asses, skinny arms, slender legs and B+ cup titties.
I’d advise bros who have received contacts from me to please treat my rankings as indicative instead of prescriptive.
To be perfectly honest, ranking the MLs in every category was no easy task. In many instances, the top 5 or 6 for each category ran very close… and there was very little to separate them. In fact, a few MLs consistently came in 4th or 5th in many of the categories… I find them excellent bonks but somehow, because of the way the rankings are structured, for some their nicks didn’t appear anywhere at all.
In any case, this is all for the fun of it. I am sure another bro who has farked all 24 of them will give a diametrically opposed set of rankings compared to me. Anyhow, I hope you folks have as much fun reading this as I have compiling it.
