Episode 5: Kung Fu Sex On A Sleazy Sunday!
With my contact sharing embargo in force, I thought I would just continue with my ongoing series of memorable RTF bonks. (Please refer to page 58 for episodes 1 & 2, and page 60 for episodes 3 & 4.)
Following the V-Day sexxion with Hunan Hussy, my girlfriend wanted sex over two days on Friday and Saturday. By Sunday morning, I could barely walk. Thankfully I was given the day to recuperate because girlfriend had a family engagement. However, any hopes of a quiet afternoon of recovery that day were dashed when I received an SMS from my
Slutty Sensation asking me to call her. Well, this chick is in fact my overall top bonk so far… not the ones I had mentioned in my recent Liar Liar awards. I have not written nor mentioned her before. I always take my time to reveal all my cards… one by one…. and I always save the better ones for later. Some gems are simply worth keeping closer to my chest from the outset… Heehee!
I’ve known Slutty Sensation for over a year now and I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve penetrated her… she’s a Malaysian Chinese in her mid twenties. To me, she is the perfect embodiment of what an ideal woman should look like. So obviously looks wise, she is right up there with the best. Her face and figure carry that perfect balance of youth and beauty with class and maturity. She is tall… about 1.65m… and cuts a graceful figure with her slim, sexy and nubile body, not to mention her long legs and her shapely C cup tits with sensitive light brownish nipples. Her sharp facial features, slutty eyes, dainty smile and sexy long hair make her visage so enduring I simply had to keep going back to her to satisfy my sexual urges. Seriously, an ML with such an awesome package is indeed a rare find… so I simply could not believe my luck the first time I saw her during one of my visits to the liar liar joint where she works.
And it is not just her looks that seal the deal or float my boat… I feel like I’ve just won the lottery after every sexual encounter with her. Her sexual prowess, her sense of adventurism, her eagerness to fulfil my fetishes… and above all, her unrivalled ability to tease and sextify me consistently time and time again put her well ahead of the pack… and with her, it just gets better with every bonk. No let up in her service quality. She can act aloof and atas if I want her to, while playing the role of a willing whore with equal distinction if called to do so. If I were to rank her with the rest, Slutty Sensation would probably win the Best Body, Best Ass and Best Massage categories, while securing a podium place (i.e. top 3) in looks, boobs, AR, BBBJ and FJ.
Anyway, when I called her, Ms Slutty Sensation said she was wondering how I was since it has been weeks since I last fucked her. Our chit chat started with a lot of sexual innuendos and double talk, accompanied by the usual banter and giggles. However, the conversation rapidly degenerated into full blown dirty talk once she mentioned she needed a good fuck after returning from her CNY break… and she thought I was the perfect candidate to sextify her that day. She even taunted me by saying that my “kungfu skills” must have gone rusty, that’s why I have been too embarrassed to look her up. Wah! This woman has thrown the gauntlet down on me sia! If I let this insult go unchallenged, I may as well forget about cheonging altogether. That was all that was needed to perk me up and forget about spending a quiet day to myself. By hook or by crook, I had to spar with this woman, fuck her good and put to rest any doubts in her mind.
Without delay and with an itchy cock, I summoned the full extent of my
qinggong (轻功) abilities and descended upon the joint using the 梯云纵 ('Cloud-Ascending Ladder') technique. I had just finished drying myself after shower when Slutty Sensation marched into the room without knocking. I turned around and was left gaping in shock and silence when I saw her removing her uniform and underwear as soon as the door closed. She was fully naked within seconds of her entrance… she came up to me, started planting kisses on my chest, tearing away my towel in the process. I held her face and frenched her while she mumbled something about me not coming to see her for a while now, and telling me to forget about the massage because she needed to fuck very badly... said she was masturbating while waiting for me to make my way to the joint. Wah lau! Lucky I got a strong heart ah!
If not sure kena stroke one!
Out of the blue, she grabbed my family jewels with her 鷹爪 (Eagle Claw') right hand, and started twirling my erect dickie and fondling my balls with the skill of a renowned pugilist. Not to be outdone, I gave her a display of my 无影手 ('Shadowless Hands') as my hands swiftly swept all over her naked body, kneaded her boobs & squeezed her ass. With her 八卦掌 (‘Eight Trigrams Palm’), Slutty Sensation pushed me onto the bed. She got on top of me as I fell back... then continued licking & kissing me up and down my body. I was pinned down by her expert positioning but managed to deploy my 龍爪 (‘Dragon Claw’) to grab and feel her boobs. Soon she moved in between my legs, held them up… reached her head and hands forward like a 螳螂 ('Praying Mantis'), haha!… and savoured my balls and long meat stick.
Sensing my fast weakening resolve, Slutty Sensation took my cock in her mouth and sucked away… displaying great skill her mastery of 吸星大法 (‘Star Sucking Mantra’)… after a deep throat that almost blanked me out, she drove her tongue right into my ass like snake-style kungfu (蛇形), sometime slithering in and out, sometimes rimming my asshole sensuously like a predatory snake draining the fighting spirit out of its prey. Despite my years plying my trade in the cheonging
jianghu (江湖), I was too weak to resist. I meekly surrendered my ass to her.
Slutty Sensation’s 三十六式天罡指穴法 (‘36 Touches of Death’) fondling and foreplay ensemble effectively knocked the stuffing out of me… As if that was not enough, she cheekily hovered her spotlights just above my face, swaying them so that my tongue could barely lick her nipples… before she plunged her delicious melons on my face and gleefully rubbed away. I felt like I was hit by the dreaded 乾坤大挪移 ('Heaven and Earth Great Shift')… luckily I had sufficient reserves of 內功 (inner energy) to avert a complete black out.
I was simply hypnotised by Slutty Sensation’s overt display of wanton sexual desire… but I am not going to let her steal the show. Using my years of training in
qinggong, I did a quick 飞龙在天 (‘Dragon Soaring Into The Sky’)… flipped her over, got on top of her, held her legs up, kissing them and then slowly spreading them apart… I bent down and got into the 'crouching tiger hidden dragon' (卧虎藏龙) position… my face staring directly at her juicy pussy, my legs bent and spread out, hands resting lightly on her smooth inner thighs… I was all set to tongue whack her pussy with my 蛤蟆功 (‘Toad Skill’)…. started by lightly teasing her clitty and pussy with a few sensual licks before I saturated her cheebye with my repertoire of oral manoeuvres.
Slutty Sensation moaned away… biting her lips and index finger as she tried to restrain herself. I reached out my right hand to her to lick my middle finger… then whispered to her that I’m gonna give her a taste of my 一陽指 ('One Yang Finger'), hahaha! No response from her, except her moans… which I took it as a “yes”. Slowly teased her pussy with my moistened finger before driving it into her flooded cheebye… spent the next minute twisting, boring and digging away… pushing first my middle finger, followed by my index finger right into the juicy depths of her love hole.