Looking For Non Negotiable No String Attached Gender Equality FB

[hickeybites]

Dear Bro IK,
Please allow me to give your thread a supportive bump & to help "consolidate" your points (from your first post) into one limerick ~ 2centsworth-style !

Looking for a fuck buddy
Please note there are no freebies
You are woman with power
See you equal, not lower
View you as a feminist
Therefore please respect my list
Gal of choice is SYT
Followed by these T & Cs
Agree on a place to meet
Take bus, take cab - not my treat
Expenses from own pockets
No sparks easy to sep'rate
CD, room I will provide
Chill & just enjoy the ride
Up to you to PM me
No need pics; want chemistry
If there's none, I will just say
"Ciao" & we go our own ways
IF there's chance to level up
We as equals will NOT stop

[iwc282]

Originally Posted by hickeybites

Dear Bro IK,
Please allow me to give your thread a supportive bump & to help "consolidate" your points (from your first post) into one limerick ~ 2centsworth-style !

Looking for a fuck buddy
Please note there are no freebies
You are woman with power
See you equal, not lower
View you as a feminist
Therefore please respect my list
Gal of choice is SYT
Followed by these T & Cs
Agree on a place to meet
Take bus, take cab - not my treat
Expenses from own pockets
No sparks easy to sep'rate
CD, room I will provide
Chill & just enjoy the ride
Up to you to PM me
No need pics; want chemistry
If there's none, I will just say
"Ciao" & we go our own ways
IF there's chance to level up
We as equals will NOT stop

Sounds like Mr Brown in the making
Coolzzz

[assrammer]

Originally Posted by Ichigo_Kurosaki

I am seeking a special NNNSA (Read: Non Negotiable No String Attached) FB (Read: Fuck Buddy and For Sex Only)

In this era of feminism with women's movement encouraging women to understand aspects of their own personal lives. I subscribed to the idea that there should be equality of the sexes, not just legally, but socially and sexually.

As an advocator of Gender Equality and Freedom of Choice, here are my Terms and Conditions with No Requirement (But...errrrr..Age is better to be under 35years old and no younger than 19years old) :

There shall be No Freebies. All our eating outings and restaurant bills will be on Dutch-Treat.

You will be paying for all your own expanses - movies tickets (including the popcorns, chicken wings, crackers, sodas and what have you), shopping purchases, air tickets and all other purchases what have you.

There will not be any transportation provided - No pickup from any of your preferred or desired locations nor sending you to any of your preferred or desired destinations.

On an initial read, you may find it totally unacceptable and unreasonable…. Please allow me to explain and here’s why:

1) Splitting the bill and paying for what you purchased are generally easier to compute, as it does not require checking what you ordered (Freedom of Choice No.1) and you are encourage to order more expensive items knowing that the costs will be subsidized by ME!!!!! (Freedom of Choice No.2)

2) In the unfortunate events that we do not have any chemistry, splitting the bills and paying for your own expanses also make it easier when we spilt-up and parted way (Again, no transportation provided). No disputes or whatsoever.

3) It is a very mature, empowering and self-respecting for you as a woman to pay your own way cos you are rejecting traditional gender role assumptions that men make more money and should pay for affections through dinners and other date costs.

4) In this way, you are making an equal investment in the cost of this FB relationship cos it is not a courtship which would leads to any marriage intend.

5) I only provide rooms for sex (not for KTV letting you sing your heart out), condoms and sex.

However, “SHOULD” there be a slightest, tiny, remote chance of bringing this NNSA FB relationship to a higher level (which I really doubt if any girls would reply in the 1st place! ), I will fully accept that on future dates, I will be the one taking the initiative when it comes to paying the bill, which means that I am the one to pay, unless you signals that you will cover the tab (Again, I highly doubt you would do that too!!!)…Anyway, if that really happens, then it becomes impolite for me to insist on paying cos I want to shows respect for your desire to be treated equally to let you pay the bill.

Your choice whether you want to pm or not. Chill !

Regards,
IK

bro Ichigo_Kurosaki, that's too strong already....... you should've at least offered to put a bowl of food on the floor for the bitches.......

[miniicer]

Originally Posted by assrammer

bro Ichigo_Kurosaki, that's too strong already....... you should've at least offered to put a bowl of food on the floor for the bitches.......

Tats not funny ok assrammer... U strongly insulted all the ladies out there

[alan0338]

so any fish bite the bait?

[1stTR]

Wah! bro IK, very idea indeed. U in Sales? Marketing? or Creativity industries?

Originally Posted by HiddenAngel

Camping here for FR

Yo sis HA, u camping for FR onli arh? Tot u say it not easy to meet bro IK? Here's ur chance, dun missed it.

[sextronics]

Originally Posted by miniicer

Tats not funny ok assrammer... U strongly insulted all the ladies out there

couldn't agree more on that.

[DemiBoy]

Bro TS si bei honest and straightforward. Steady! I like!

[ibelieveindevil]

Originally Posted by miniicer

Tats not funny ok assrammer... U strongly insulted all the ladies out there

not really, if any lady stupid to believe that ts is stating equality, maybe she deserved to be insulted.

since when equality means 1 person state the rules, the other merely follow

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

[Benjamine]

Hey ladies!

PM me your interest!

Cheers!

[HiddenAngel]

Originally Posted by 1stTR

Yo sis HA, u camping for FR onli arh? Tot u say it not easy to meet bro IK? Here's ur chance, dun missed it.

Can only camp here for FR lah coz we failed both requirements

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Originally Posted by Benjamine

Hey ladies!

PM me your interest!

Cheers!

Very cham.....I only managed to receive countable with both hands pms, and you come here to borrow comb from a monk. ([o])

Yes, ladies, please pm this Bro your interest. (T_T)

Cos nothing happened on that day I was born. I remembered I was only fed with a sterilised metal spoon.....really........freebies or free meal is a bonus not an entitlement. ( ;O; )

Oh yeah, I forgot to add: Smart NNNSA FBs also need to follow me to welfare houses and charitable institutions on rotating weekends and festives holidays...Tough..Haiz...

[songest]

Originally Posted by Ichigo_Kurosaki

Very cham.....I only managed to receive countable with both hands pms, and you come here to borrow comb from a monk. ([o])
...

Hmm... me help to spice up 2centsworth limerick, sex forum mah, need a sexier version to attract more. Also Ichigo name so Japanese, so here's my 2yensworth

Ichiban! Ichiban! here's the man
Ladies "luk" him while u can
Full of hum, Full of wit
He's the man that girls should meet
Good guy u can neck-and-shake
He says this cant negotiate
Rarely such guy cum your way
with no g strings in his way
Cum and match him all the way
Are u ready for his ways

[water_boi]

Originally Posted by hickeybites

Looking for a fuck buddy
Please note there are no freebies
You are woman with power
See you equal, not lower
View you as a feminist
Therefore please respect my list
Gal of choice is SYT
Followed by these T & Cs
Agree on a place to meet
Take bus, take cab - not my treat
Expenses from own pockets
No sparks easy to sep'rate
CD, room I will provide
Chill & just enjoy the ride
Up to you to PM me
No need pics; want chemistry
If there's none, I will just say
"Ciao" & we go our own ways
IF there's chance to level up
We as equals will NOT stop

like your poem.. give you my humble points..