Screwing maids

[jomblo]

wah bro..my one also asking me for 10k (10,000 cents = S$100)....so i say i also poor...discount 50% n give her 50 dollars...hahaaha

i also low profile....but go LP on sunday..met a girl...get her number..super good..then ask me pick her up after work 1am..i think she work as hostess there...then say chrge 150..i say 100..she dun reply me alrady

[etsys]

Originally Posted by lglg666

Hi Bro shit8,
Wow....read about your "succussful bonking" and I am happy for you. Lately low profile due to work and also no mood after my pinoy gf started asking for "big money - 5K or more" due to typhoon in her hometown. Feel super "pressured"....dun mind if just less than 1K.

So....this money thingy is a major "down" side of bonking maids whether from Phils, Indon and other area.

Just sharing my 2 cents worth of experience. Hope others have better luck!

Depend upon how to manage the expectation bro.

For me - anything upto 1,000 peso (or 30$ - 50$) is ok, once in a while, and anything more - sorry .. some girls appreciate your help, some re-brand you as a walking ATM machine and those girls need to be put aside and you need to move on and find other choices ..

[doomvell13]

thank you for bros in this thread for all the tips!
went for virgin hunt at LP this tuesday after meeting client in town. it was around 8 but there still quite a few there.

tried: 7
hits: 3

Pick up one that just reached SG and she's not a maid. Saw her walking around LP looking quite blur, eyes always on the sign boards like looking for some shops. approach her from the front, " hi, u look lost, looking for something?". the rest is all SOP except she's more educated la, she can hold our conversation very well.

Pick up another one after the above mentioned, saw her resting her arms against the railings like waiting for someone. Chat her up and saw her headlights. Wow, try very hard not to stare. Found out that she is working there and her friend also came along, so got contacts from both of them.

Still trying to learn and apply what the other bros taught.


I think i can give a few pointers
- success rate is highest if u approach a 2set that gave eye contact with you and giggle among themselves.
- approach from the front always
- In LP always try to pick girls from different spots.
- be prepared to answer questions like, "why do u talk to me?" and throw smart answers to wow them

[JaViEr84]

recently got to know a maid online.. exchanged contact.. ask her if she wan to meet next sun on her off day , she agrees.. so bro if i want to have action ow do i proceed? shes around 37 but figure quite nice to bonk from the pic..

[kengarou]

Originally Posted by doomvell13

thank you for bros in this thread for all the tips!
went for virgin hunt at LP this tuesday after meeting client in town. it was around 8 but there still quite a few there.

tried: 7
hits: 3

Pick up one that just reached SG and she's not a maid. Saw her walking around LP looking quite blur, eyes always on the sign boards like looking for some shops. approach her from the front, " hi, u look lost, looking for something?". the rest is all SOP except she's more educated la, she can hold our conversation very well.

Pick up another one after the above mentioned, saw her resting her arms against the railings like waiting for someone. Chat her up and saw her headlights. Wow, try very hard not to stare. Found out that she is working there and her friend also came along, so got contacts from both of them.

Still trying to learn and apply what the other bros taught.


I think i can give a few pointers
- success rate is highest if u approach a 2set that gave eye contact with you and giggle among themselves.
- approach from the front always
- In LP always try to pick girls from different spots.
- be prepared to answer questions like, "why do u talk to me?" and throw smart answers to wow them

So what kind of "smart answers" you reply to them when they asked you "why do u talk to me" ? Please list examples and by the way I also kena this question also, " Why you want to know me " ? I need help with certain maids who love playing hard to get .

[doomvell13]

Originally Posted by kengarou

So what kind of "smart answers" you reply to them when they asked you "why do u talk to me" ? Please list examples and by the way I also kena this question also, " Why you want to know me " ? I need help with certain maids who love playing hard to get .

Bro I am just as clueless as you but the last one i did was
"cos u look like you are in the lost jungle and i am the lion that can rescue you out and save you.."

I dunno, I am still trying like i said. I will try some cheeky answers next time. like to hint for sex or something... *thinking*

[bberry]

Originally Posted by doomvell13

Bro I am just as clueless as you but the last one i did was
"cos u look like you are in the lost jungle and i am the lion that can rescue you out and save you.."

I dunno, I am still trying like i said. I will try some cheeky answers next time. like to hint for sex or something... *thinking*

u tarzan, she jane

[doomvell13]

Originally Posted by bberry

u tarzan, she jane

ya bro!!! good idea! "i see u look like jane..."
she reply: "huh? jane?"
"ya... so i can be ur tarzan and save you!"

[lglg666]

Originally Posted by etsys

Depend upon how to manage the expectation bro.

For me - anything upto 1,000 peso (or 30$ - 50$) is ok, once in a while, and anything more - sorry .. some girls appreciate your help, some re-brand you as a walking ATM machine and those girls need to be put aside and you need to move on and find other choices ..

Hi Bro etsys,
Yes...you are 100% right with this, I saluted u. Btw that's what I did....passed her a couple of hundreds for old time sake and said "selamat" to her. hehehe!

[The Lord]

Bro Warlord you are such an experienced maid handler.

Why should you get upset if she is asking for money...

Asking for money is a norm among maids... If its a small tip between $30 and $50 (P1000 to 1500) as bro etsys puts it then its fine...

If its a huge amount just move on...Moving on is pretty simple unless you have some sort of an emotional attachment with the girl already.

I usually move on when $ enters the picture... There are so many maids just move on bro...

Originally Posted by lglg666

Hi Bro shit8,
Wow....read about your "succussful bonking" and I am happy for you. Lately low profile due to work and also no mood after my pinoy gf started asking for "big money - 5K or more" due to typhoon in her hometown. Feel super "pressured"....dun mind if just less than 1K.

So....this money thingy is a major "down" side of bonking maids whether from Phils, Indon and other area.

Just sharing my 2 cents worth of experience. Hope others have better luck!

[The Lord]

The last thing i want is a maid to think i am some dumb jerk and extract
$$$ from me as if i am a walking ATM machine.

Anyway lots of stories i have to complete

Past couple of weeks i am really finding it hard to update my posts cause dun seem to find the time

[The Lord]

Sorry guys for keeping this posting delayed for so long...

Anyway that Friday night i got out of the pub at Pasir Panjang.... She said she did not want to drink anymore.

I suggested we go hotel... she said ok after dunno how many times i had asked her....

She said no fuck and almost did not allow me to buy condoms...

But i still bought them and 2 carlsberg as well... took a cab to the frangrance at pasir panjang road....

she was standing facing the mirror i unhooked her bra and took of her panties but she was not willing to allow me to fuck her....

after repeated attempts of trying to fuck her.... my bro lost interest and became smalll

she allowed me to touch anywhere but fuck was a no no.

she had nice big boobs and a slightly big but firm arse.

finally i told her that i had to fuck her when she said please use condom them

had a hard time trying to get erect and finally managed to fuck her with a semi erect dick...

so thats my story with her....

anyway scored goal and still in touch with her...

not all stories have a great ending... this one surely did not well thats life right?

Originally Posted by The Lord

I then told her that she had shaved her pussy and she replied yes... she does hnot like the pubic hair sticking out through the panties...

I then decided to push my luck further showed my fingers through her panties in the pub and hit base which is scored goal...

finally after couple of beers she said she had had enough of drinks and could not drink anymore. i asked her if we could go to a park or a hotel... she said no way no park and no hotel.... i was downcast... how was i going to fuck her if she did not allow me to go to a hotel or a park....

i was like even a handjob would do but here i was like going to get nothing from her.... i requested her many times but to no avail....

Originally Posted by etsys

The thing with professional girls is .. you never know until you shag them.. and it is a thrill that keeps me also going ..

Maids - nowadays, I feel it like 'come, fuck, and fuck off' style .. because I know which buttons to press and which buttons not to press .. and keep their expectation low so they dont expect too much ..

Originally Posted by The Lord

I then told her that she had shaved her pussy and she replied yes... she does hnot like the pubic hair sticking out through the panties...

I then decided to push my luck further showed my fingers through her panties in the pub and hit base which is scored goal...

finally after couple of beers she said she had had enough of drinks and could not drink anymore. i asked her if we could go to a park or a hotel... she said no way no park and no hotel.... i was downcast... how was i going to fuck her if she did not allow me to go to a hotel or a park....

i was like even a handjob would do but here i was like going to get nothing from her.... i requested her many times but to no avail....

Originally Posted by The Lord

The taxi driver finally dropped us at the bohemian village... I rushed into a Convenience store and got 6 bottles of beer...

Both of us stood in one of the secluded alleys on the footpath and while the cars whizzed passt us we guzzled down our beers....

After she finished bottle one she was beginning to get tipsy....

So i could get nicer hugs and man she was a darn good agressive kisser.... ( i bet the liquour in her was talking) She could really kiss welll... enjoyed her kisses....

Goaded her to have the second one...by now we were kissing away when no cars were around and when we were sure no one was around.... By the 3rd bottle she was flush and was walking unsteadily....

I had to hold her hand and give her guidance how to walk... i said even if drunk walk firm not tossing around from one side of the road to another.....Well that was a good lessson she learnt....

It was then time to hit the pubs... So we settled down in the couples corner of a pretty decent and discreet pub... Luckily the pub was empty and there were not many people...

So i got to feel her more.... kissed her a couple of times and hugged her... On one such occassion while hugging her... i slipped my hand from her waist as if naturally it fell down onto her arse... lifted my hand up and slid it from the top of the skirt to feel her naked butt... Big sexy and firm butt... Good to squeeze and hold firmly...

Kept feeling and squeezing her butt for awhile... Felt happy too but i became greedy...

Decided time to check out her 36 size boobs...not sure if she would allow.... so initiated kissing again and while kissing passionately slid my hands through her tee shirt from the top and felt her boobs...

Nice firm ones not sagging and slightly big nipples which got erect easily... She took my hand off

I initiated kissing again and repeated the procedure.....

Got to feel her boobs again.... finally she showed me her boobs and her nips.... i asked her if i could mouth them and she said no....

Well if i thought fucking her was easy.... it was not going to be....

After a couple of beers in the pub and she was getting more and more tipsy... put my hand through her short denim skirt and touch her pussy from the outside yes she was wearing blue panties which she was shamelessly showing me and still trying to pull her skirt down

[The Lord]

I have got quite a bit of updating to do

2 sundays ago i met my chinese looking maid gf.... she is my regular gf now... nice body slim and very petite and cute looking. some more got china doll hair cut

quite receptive and amenable in bed

not a great show in bed but very clean girl

checked her tons of times still clean so dun wish to lose her

clean as in not fooling around

could only fuck her once as no mood and probably gotten used to the meat but dun wan to let her go cause its hard to find pretty maids like her to fuck

on one occassion when she had sent the kids to school i had fucked her at the hotel near simei cant remember the name though....

[The Lord]

Last sunday was interesting for me.

I wanted to try the friend of my chinese looking maid gf

used a diff number and called her. she is aged 29 has been working here for 4 years and has had bfs before....

she has 2 kids too so i was not sure what to expect.

but when i finally met her she looked more singaporean than most girls out here.

i picked her up from Simei at Eastpoint at 930am on Sunday morning. Brought her to lavender food square for breakfast. after breakfast suggested kissing...

well it was a total no from her the max was i got to feel her thighs arse and hands in the cab.... yes there are disapointments in life too...

but she was sexy and well maintained no doubts about that.

anyway i decided that i really have to be patient with her.... and kept up being the gentleman....

Yes there are sad days too.... not every day pans out the way we wish it to...

i even sent her to LP in a cab but before leaving to LP i excused myself walked out and called another maid 25 yo who happened to be free that day. she was at toa payoh asked her to take a cab to Beaty lane hotel 81

she waited at the coffee shop for me while i sent the first one back...

Upon returning from LP i went to the cheers nearby bought the spiral condoms and went into my room. Messaged the gal the room number and she came in.....

she is actually really poor and in need of money.... a good cock sucker but i have no mood to bonk her agian....

asked her to find another bf


she wanted to leave early as she had to meet her cousin. asked me f i wanted to join. i sad no...

gave her $50 and some chocolates and bubble gurms that i had brought and she left.

i had some makan at the food court and then i got a text from a 3rd maid.... asked me to join her at OT. so off i went to OT did not want to fuck her just to check her out...

a bit meaty not my type.... so decided not my high priority to fuck her...

after some chit chat i excused myself and left who knows there will be a day when i may just have the mood to ride her right?

[jameskty2000]

hi hi bros,

u all seen desperado... cant F, must Pay S$.. u all ok.. Philipinas , they r so friendly... n happening ...

no need b so Desperado walking ATM meh...??/