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gizbabe · #**166** 22-09-2012, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Gentlemen,

I never do FR's.... ever! But our meeting with Gizbabe was worth of more than a few words. Colorblinds f has had previous meetings with her whilst I was away on business and I was even sent a picture that frankly did her little justice.

What I saw before me at our secret rendezvous location (at a Dutch part of Singapore in an outlet that named after caffeinated organic material) was short of shocking stunning. She was unfortunately sitting opposite a member the local native population, who was a mere mortal in the presence of a goddess. (I will perhaps discuss him a little in our thread as I do not wish to distract from the vision before us today)

Her laugh.... her giggle..... her smile only accentuated the sparkle in her captivating eyes. Her manicured hair framed her features well and the air was filled with the sweet smell of her scent. Amazonian in form, yet regal in stature, she held herself with an air of royalty.

Alas..... even perfection had minor imperfections..... please wear wedges! Please!

I piled on the charm..... I threw her the humor.... I crossed over with intellectualism. She sucked it in and spat it back at me with gusto. I have met my match and left licking my wound.

Chaps..... many have tried.... few have perked an interest and NONE have even smelt success. Meet her at your peril..... only the most bold and brave will prevail. Pornstar qualities might help too.... shave your armpits and don't forget your deodorant.... please!

A goddess.... in Singapore.... I'm truly honored to have had the opportunity to present myself before your highness (yes la very tall la).

But I'll stick with my Cbf thankyouverymuch..... I'm certain heaven is still looking for this missing angel.

Colourblind M

Thank you, Colourblind M for trying so hard to sell me! I wish I'm half as good you as you described. Guess the intelligent you understand my frustrations.... Maybe pornstar (like you) will be the answer ultimately! Forgot to ask if you have a brother(not Dick)? Meanwhile, hitting the gym or running will probably gives me more high...

And thank you, now I have couples invitations to swing and guys that claimed they shaved their armpit hair..... I don't even know how it got started... Fun fun fun....

Having said that, I'm going for a run at botanic garden tomorrow at 6.30am. So guys, I dare you to join me....

ColourBlindx2 · #**167** 22-09-2012, 03:54 PM

Gizbabe....

With a name like Gizbabe, please make sure you have your protein shake before your run.. .. I'm suuuuuure you can knock a fresh batch back quickly to ensure you have enough nutrition/calories.

Since you told me how much you enjoyed protein shakes I'm sure this posting will get you loads more guys keen to meet you fill you up (so to speak)

If you don't get any takers (givers I mean of course).... give me a call and I will whip up a fresh batch right before your very eyes.

I'm really helping you attract men now aren't I???

Do I get a thank you kiss ? Gargle first with Listerine OK? Burp. .....

Colourblind M

ColourBlindx2 · #**168** 22-09-2012, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by gizbabe

And thank you, now I have couples invitations to swing and guys that claimed they shaved their armpit hair..... I don't even know how it got started...

Invited to swing?? How mean of those couples to attempt in snatching my prey away!! Humph.

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Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Gizbabe....

With a name like Gizbabe, please make sure you have your protein shake before your run.. .. I'm suuuuuure you can knock a fresh batch back quickly to ensure you have enough nutrition/calories.

Since you told me how much you enjoyed protein shakes I'm sure this posting will get you loads more guys keen to meet you fill you up (so to speak)

If you don't get any takers (givers I mean of course).... give me a call and I will whip up a fresh batch right before your very eyes.

I'm really helping you attract men now aren't I???

Do I get a thank you kiss ? Gargle first with Listerine OK? Burp. .....

Colourblind M

Sigh. The intellectual ramblings of my darling.

Colourblind f

als0n · #**169** 22-09-2012, 04:06 PM

6.30AM

SERIOUSLY

kenji74 · #**170** 22-09-2012, 08:42 PM

Just the feeling board now...any drinkers ard? Used to have drink buddies(campmates). Sigh, boh Liao lo.

BiGBadw00f · #**171** 22-09-2012, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kenji74

Just the feeling board now...any drinkers ard? Used to have drink buddies(campmates). Sigh, boh Liao lo.

Seriously? Well there are so many drinking threads around that u can look around.

kenji74 · #**172** 22-09-2012, 08:52 PM

Yeah...you're rite....Nvm, tkx.

Reoxy · #**173** 22-09-2012, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Gentlemen,

I never do FR's.... ever!
Colourblind M

This is not the kind of FR that I know of...

It should be called a MR (Meeting Report) instead.

ColourBlindx2 · #**174** 23-09-2012, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Reoxy

This is not the kind of FR that I know of...

It should be called a MR (Meeting Report) instead.

Mind fucking is sometimes more stimulating then the act itself. So its still an FR .... just not the kind of FR you guys salivate over..... or read with Mrs Thumb and her four daughters.

OK lets call it a Field Report.

You say toe-ma-toe.... i say to-may-to.... semantics.... at least i had the decency to do one for her.

Colourblind M

4am'rs · #**175** 23-09-2012, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by gizbabe

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Having said that, I'm going for a run at botanic garden tomorrow at 6.30am. So guys, I dare you to join me....

Unfortunately the moment I woke up and saw this message its already 8am, so I sent you something something instead

BiGBadw00f · #**176** 23-09-2012, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 4am'rs

Unfortunately the moment I woke up and saw this message its already 8am, so I sent you something something instead

we ended the run at around 8 when u woke up. lol.

EatPrayLove · #**177** 24-09-2012, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by BiGBadw00f

we ended the run at around 8 when u woke up. lol.

so you enjoy your run?

BiGBadw00f · #**178** 24-09-2012, 11:45 AM

So I got zapped for going for a run? How funny. 4 points off and 4am'rs had 8 points. Well. Why didn't u say it was you? Was it not? Lol

gizbabe · #**179** 25-09-2012, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Mind fucking is sometimes more stimulating then the act itself. So its still an FR .... just not the kind of FR you guys salivate over..... or read with Mrs Thumb and her four daughters.

OK lets call it a Field Report.

You say toe-ma-toe.... i say to-may-to.... semantics.... at least i had the decency to do one for her.

Colourblind M

Whoohoo!! Well said!! Swweeet! Muacks....

gizbabe · #**180** 25-09-2012, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BiGBadw00f

So I got zapped for going for a run? How funny. 4 points off and 4am'rs had 8 points. Well. Why didn't u say it was you? Was it not? Lol

What's going on?? Me catch no balls again.....