looking for companion / sugar uncle for a jobless broke lau lang aunty.

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

wow you know all our stats ah?????

Originally Posted by prettymannequin

Wah we must careful leh!!!

Aiya!!! no la!!!

掉进黄河都洗不清!!!! you got take care ma so surely is smooth smooth de! logically speaking de!!!

i got no bionic eyes hor!!!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by acidicavex

Wonder where is ah rat Why haven't appear

Ah rat busy servicing his GIRL FRIEND!

[ah rat]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

Ah rat busy servicing his GIRL FRIEND!

Here Reporting,Sis,when return the only 1 piak

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by ah rat

Here Reporting,Sis,when return the only 1 piak

sorry i not your FL!

i dowan give u le!!! unless u pay me 700/1/1

[hcg_explorer]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

REVISED requirements:

HE should possess

1. car (boh car also nvm);
2. min 1.73m (+/-);
3. min 70kg - 75kg cos i ah pui at 65kg;
4. got pocket money is $500 preferably cos just enough for aunty to go school;
5. Preferably chinese, cos i can only speak Hokkien, cantonese, singlish and korean.
6. very impt - must be smoker and drinker and can go sing song/clubbing with me the best!!!


Deal is

1. Lau lang weak bones cos lost calcium in body so boh sex involved one which also mean no any sexual related activity. can provide good conversation and companionship with gfe and is humourous lau aunty.

2. and willing to meet up 2-3 times a week.

3. all outing expenses you in charge lor.

ok, if swee, then pm me to be interviewed by my bro Hamster.

Kamsia for reading!

Hope you have song day ahead!

P/S: do not pm me to ask for SEX when i CLEARLY stated that BOH SEX and/or sexual related activity, pocket money of S$500 is my bus fare to meet up (cos I not familiar with mrt lines), in case I blur queen take wrong mrt line and wrong bus need to urgently take taxi. >.<

wow lau... no matter how u revised hor... 阿佬 still fail leh...

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by hcg_explorer

wow lau... no matter how u revised hor... 阿佬 still fail leh...

阿佬!!! 你好吗?

阿佬 u where got fail?! u pass la!!!! u special case de ma!

we supposed to go lim kopi right?!

[hcg_explorer]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

阿佬!!! 你好吗?

阿佬 u where got fail?! u pass la!!!! u special case de ma!

we supposed to go lim kopi right?!

yeah... pai sei pai sei... 阿佬 hv been quite bz. will arrange soonest. Maybe the wk after next wk..

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by hcg_explorer

yeah... pai sei pai sei... 阿佬 hv been quite bz. will arrange soonest. Maybe the wk after next wk..

Orh! u let me know lor!!! I will go lim kopi with you de!

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by hcg_explorer

yeah... pai sei pai sei... 阿佬 hv been quite bz. will arrange soonest. Maybe the wk after next wk..

wah................................lim kopi??

lim teh siiii can??

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

wah................................lim kopi??

lim teh siiii can??

u also cuming along?! teh siii can! can!

oh, got fish ball to eat or not?!

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

u also cuming along?! teh siii can! can!

oh, got fish ball to eat or not?!

fishball????

sotong balls better

[ah rat]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

sorry i not your FL!

i dowan give u le!!! unless u pay me 700/1/1

No matter how,owe 1 must return

Originally Posted by hcg_explorer

wow lau... no matter how u revised hor... 阿佬 still fail leh...

Ah Lau go go piak.Then let me know or write FR

[watssupp]

Hosay Liao finally got 1 thread can apply

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by watssupp

Hosay Liao finally got 1 thread can apply

watssupp bro how are u?! u want to apply simi?

why u need to apply?! i no perform sex de le?! i can only tcss with u with gfe lor

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

fishball????

sotong balls better

can I like sotong ball also... 阿佬 can eat sotong?!