My Adventures In The World Of Jinyong <金庸群侠钻>

[drslump99]

Any more to this erotic adventure?
Can't wait to find out the hero's path.
Will he be able to achieve more....

[Rage24]

Wow someone bump my thread haha

I've been having some ideas lately but nothing concrete enough to write about. A wimp saves a heroine and she no choice need to marry him. Her sect denotes that she must have sex with him every night for the first year. Day time she bully him, night time he give her 9696 lol...

[Rage24]

Doing a soft reboot!

Consider this the new theme song of my series




It has been a few years since I got transported to ancient china. Having grown weary of all the fighting, I decided to retreat from the jianghu and find some other things to do. But knn, in ancient china apart from fighting and fucking there's literally NOTHING. I applied for a job as a farmer and first thing they told me to do is literally dig a sai kang for the cow manure. Me, Andy Lau, dig sai kang? Come on bro.

Luckily the emperor in a bid to boost the economy introduced a program called mycareersfuture for people like me looking to do a mid-career change. I will be interning at the famous Hu Qingniu clinic for a year learning TCM. Food and accommodation included, can book out on weekends. Salary is not much, after CPF only 2 taels of silver, but better than nothing. One of the eunuchs said our contribution "cannot be measured in dollars and cents" and people threw durians at him, sibei kiampah.

I reached Butterfly Valley by 730am, looked left and right, no one! The map I gotten never update since COVID, by now so many bushes grow, I really holland already. Then I saw a lady in white and decided to ask for directions.

"Hello, auntie, you know where Hu Qingniu clinic is?"

Lo and behold, is a chiobu!

[Rage24]

Originally Posted by RagingBison

Bro Rage24, this is just to remind you that this is the best story I have read on this forum. Whether or not you wish to continue writing.

Dunno how to tag you bro hope you will enjoy my continuation

[song2ganbalai]

Nice update TS, fantastic story!

[tedaf3]

support all the way!!

[drslump99]

wow TS
Welcome back ..... can't wait for the full story of
金庸裙下钻

[Cowell]

Will you be updating soon TS?

[gothere8u]

Anymore updates?

[Rage24]

Yes I'll be updating

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"Who are you calling auntie, you mofo?"

Wow! Why this chiobu so foul mouthed one!

"Solly solly, beautiful miss, I'm looking for Hu Qingniu clinic. Do you know where that is?"

"Are you the new intern, Andy Lau?"

"Indeed I am! "

"Follow me."

The chiobu turned to walk as I quickly followed her. Wow, could we be colleagues in the future? Damn lucky mens! But her temper a bit scary.

We walked for about 5 minutes before finally arriving at the clinic. No one around either!

"Ok, welcome to Hu Qingniu clinic. I will now begin your orientation.
The toilet is there.
Orientation finished. Any questions? "

"Huh? Liddat nia? Where is the boss, Hu Qingniu?"

"You are looking at her right now. I AM Hu Qingniu."

"Wtf! No way! I thought supposed to be an ah pek, bui bui one!"

"That's just a rumor I told my patients to spread so simps won't come and bother me. My real name is Hu Xiaojun. But you will nonetheless only address me as Teacher, or Miss Hu, understand?"

"Oh...um, yes...Miss Hu."

"Also, I don't like your name. Simi Andy Lau. From now on I will call you Beetroot.'

"Huh? Why?"

"No why. Because I like. So what other qualities do you have, apart from stupidity? Your resume put until got dragon got tiger. What Beggar Sect AVP, Ancient Tomb Sect Toilet Supervisor etc etc. Those skillsets are useless here, there's no one for you to supervise, you take orders from me instead."

Knn, she dunno last time how satki I was! I fired back.

"Eh, if I'm so useless, then why you hire me?"

"I didn't hire you. I hired your little bro."

"I don't have a brother.'

"Your little bro below, you stupid dumb fuck beetroot."

"My kkj? Whatever do you want with him? You wanna castrate me?"

"Relax. If I wanted that I would've done it already. I need semen samples from you to make my medicine. "

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[cyrus8899]

Interesting and nice, thanks TS

[vet365]

Haha damn good story. Hope to read more!

[timberlim]

fantastic story!

[RagingBison]

Originally Posted by Rage24

Dunno how to tag you bro hope you will enjoy my continuation

Awesome! Thanks bro, from your number one fan.

[KimJongUn]

Nice update TS