A Tipical Weekend At Batam By Ladyassassinator

Originally Posted by DNAT

wow lau .... can ask him to print some in-ni tun for me anot? the most I supply my own paper and ink lah .... hehe

uncle, we all like dat de seow him, wait he pukul us how? ...

no la. he won't pukul lau uncle la. wait he no more kaki go batam. nvm. we juz cakap melayu in forum he sure sotong. uncle melayu kuat kuat bec olden days kampung boy.

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by ladyassassinato

no la. he won't pukul lau uncle la. wait he no more kaki go batam. nvm. we juz cakap melayu in forum he sure sotong. uncle melayu kuat kuat bec olden days kampung boy.

tapi, gua punya bahasa tak kuat leh ...

Part 2

Do you know we men are all alike! Faced with the prospect of a delicious but unfamiliar cunt sitting next to you, our thoughts will only focus on one thing….whether the cunt will give you a good time or not? Unfortunately, in batam, prc girls can be a pretty dicey proposition. Firstly, prc girls in batam are a premium, not like in S’pore where they are easily attainable and dime-a-dozen, hence the pricey rate ($350 to $400 for overnight). Secondly, they are not known to be “service” oriented type of chabo and are born hustlers, esp towards a non-mandarin speaking lau uncle like myself. Chiat lak rite? Uncle assassinator also very used to the notion of having “service” delivered to him automatically, having been pampered when cheonging in health centres joints and in GL.

But booking prc girls in batam is mostly a “hit and miss”affair for me as many a times, kena conned or kena bad service. Knn, wish they had an “idiots guide to prc girls” to help out this hopelessly lost uncle. Perhaps, I suspect is the communication barrier which I will always face. Stupid mah! Cannot speak mandarin, still want pretty looks & swee chabo so always experimenting as such in batam at a high price!!! But like they say, sometimes life is a gamble hor! (Wah liao, can see all the bros in forum waiting to flame me for such stupidity oredi, haha). One day, I tell you all my bad experiences when we lim kopi together in batam, ok. So, back to FR.

The china doll looks quite chio la, long haired and looking like a beauty from Shanghai. Naturally, she cannot speak English so chiat lak uncle have to sign language again. “Horny” conversed to her in fluent mandarin and I found out her name “Pao Li” from Sichuan or something. She just came to batam a week ago and here on contract for 1 to 2 months. Mostly I think no visa to enter S’pore so kena divert to batam and they cater to S’poreans with expensive taste or the richer clientele of batam.

China girl bo pian kena goondu non-speaking uncle, so she rubbed me here and there and keep pouring more beer into the already drunk uncle, probably hoping he get too stoned drunk to bonk her tonight. Har ha. All this while, horny and sex slave watching lau uncle’s actions and laughing their heads off but nvm, I enjoy myself and continue to have good time. In ktv room also can switch on the loud, booming techno music while all the abangs and their chabos danced kung-fu style and jumped about. This is Batam what! Anything and everything goes. After all the action died down, knn already 6am and time for horny and uncle to adjourn to hotel for some screwing action with sex slave and $350 china girl respectively.

Back in hotel room, china bitch now quickly showered and popped out wrapped in towel like tortilla while horny uncle waiting anxiously in bed for his expensive fuck. After some misguided sign language, uncle finally gets his long awaited fuck but alas, no service. The cunt played with my dick, never even lick nipples and no foreplay just want me to quickly insert it in her pussy. I had to mimick to her to indicate I want some BJ so she did so reluctantly and only a few quick licks with condom on. Sien but wat to do? Drunk and horny, I forced my throbbing tool into the china cb and pumped furiously while she moaned away like a suffering seal. Fuck!! another knncb china bitch that is as dead as a fish in bed but nevertheless, horny uncle still fucked away like no tomorrow.

Despite all this, still admiring her svelte figure and porcelain whitish skin and texture of this china beauty, so not a total waste! If only she had given better service!!After feeling spent, the cb pretend sleep quickly don’t want to be disturbed yea but uncle now still feeling drowsy and hung over, cannot sleep. Soon, it was time for her to leave as almost 10am. Seems she cannot wait to chabut but hang on, uncle won’t let her off so easily and indicated to her wanted a 2nd fuck. She bo pian, customer’s wish and opened her lily white thighs again for horny uncle to force fuck her again for a second round. Ha ha, must make your money’s worth what!! Now time for her to fuck off as she called OKT driver to come to pick her up at hotel lobby, Paid her the $350, knn, she got the cheek to ask for tip, told her to fuck spider (but don’t think she understood my sign language again) and after she went off, I passed out into a blissful sleep……

(Aiya, maybe shd title this FR as “the pitfalls of bonking prc girls in batam, lor”)

[DNAT]

Uncle,
Thanks for your FR.
I thought most PRCs are like that 1 - chop chop kali pop
even the Batam FLs also like that ... always say : "Abang, lu cepat keluar ya ..."


as for this:
[One day, I tell you all my bad experiences when we lim kopi together in batam, ok.]
hope to hear your uncle stories soon ya ... hehe

[Sinoview]

Hee....heee.... Our friend ate Peking Duck in an small Indonesian Island called Ba..dummmm....

Lesson learned.... better go for the main stream lah......

Originally Posted by Sinoview

Hee....heee.... Our friend ate Peking Duck in an small Indonesian Island called Ba..dummmm....

Lesson learned.... better go for the main stream lah......

Yup u are rite but this is the price i pay for being choosy uncle. Cannot cakap mandarin also want to dip and try china girl quality. haha. But honestly, I do keep some regular "sayangs" in batam as been cheonging there for years. My Success rate with "ceweks" much better bec I superconversant in Malay and can sien them like siao. But for prc girls, maybe one out of 10 or 20 only can get a good time. But I like to live life dangerously for the fun of it.
My exploits in Riau islands far and wide in younger days. Have u ever tried taking an "ojak" (ride on the back of a motor=scooter) for 24 miles just to go to a kampung called "Batu 24" in Tanjung Pinang to look for ceweks? Believe me, I have done it all. Lately, changing focus to LOS after two wonderful trips there. But btm being so near, no problem for weekend getaway as it is kinda my kampung also. Bro Max 911 can testify to that as he is one of my regular btm kakis also....

Uncle, seem like you are bloody loaded hor. I really envy the way you spent, spending money just like throwing water. I think you also have a money printing machine at home ke ke ke but print US dollar.

But for taste mah......... I think your standard fluctuate leh. After enjoyed like 'siow' in bkk how can you be satisfied with batam standard of fucking? I have been to batam before and those gals there all cannot make it lah. Go to the massage palour those gals sitting there all look like 'refugee' lah, how to choose?

Anyway, the China gal you took shd be have some standard cos I trust your taste (from your bkk model photo) but to pay $350 for it.......... Really 'siow' although you enjoy like 'siow'.

I trust and think you are a Playboy who also a great womanizer. Very anxious to see how you look like. Andy Lau, Simon Yam..............

Just pm you my hand phone no. Please call me when you conform your next cheong to bkk in Sep. I tag along, can?

[justl00king]

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

But for taste mah......... I think your standard fluctuate leh. After enjoyed like 'siow' in bkk how can you be satisfied with batam standard of fucking? I have been to batam before and those gals there all cannot make it lah. Go to the massage palour those gals sitting there all look like 'refugee' lah, how to choose?

Anyway, the China gal you took shd be have some standard cos I trust your taste (from your bkk model photo) but to pay $350 for it.......... Really 'siow' although you enjoy like 'siow'.

agree with what u say on the batam standard. me not the really choosy kind but still difficult to find one satisfactory. maybe me newbie so no lobang for better stuff.

as for the $350 one price ok lah...not too ex...just whack her three or four times to divide out the cost loh..

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

Uncle, seem like you are bloody loaded hor. I really envy the way you spent, spending money just like throwing water. I think you also have a money printing machine at home ke ke ke but print US dollar.

But for taste mah......... I think your standard fluctuate leh. After enjoyed like 'siow' in bkk how can you be satisfied with batam standard of fucking? I have been to batam before and those gals there all cannot make it lah. Go to the massage palour those gals sitting there all look like 'refugee' lah, how to choose?

Anyway, the China gal you took shd be have some standard cos I trust your taste (from your bkk model photo) but to pay $350 for it.......... Really 'siow' although you enjoy like 'siow'.

I trust and think you are a Playboy who also a great womanizer. Very anxious to see how you look like. Andy Lau, Simon Yam..............

Just pm you my hand phone no. Please call me when you conform your next cheong to bkk in Sep. I tag along, can?

yo brother. you are rite! I do look partly like "Andy Lau" but guess which part?..... the part that says "Lau". ho ho. Aiyo, uncle so lau oredi just throw rupiah to compensate for lack of good looks and youth la.
Sure, we must go bkk together this sept and enjoy another 5 star cheonging expedition......

Originally Posted by justl00king

agree with what u say on the batam standard. me not the really choosy kind but still difficult to find one satisfactory. maybe me newbie so no lobang for better stuff.

as for the $350 one price ok lah...not too ex...just whack her three or four times to divide out the cost loh..

But $350 for 1 PRC quite ex lar (After discount some more), Singapore can get cheaper. Like I used to go Dynasty Ktv, I easily can book a PRC at $300 for a night bonking. So go to batam and spend this type of money really don't worth mah. I think the OKT easily pocketed one or two hundred dollar.

As for better stuff, you can go disco and look see look see. If you are lucky, you can get some good one. I ever hooked a pretty chick at a restaurant and later found out that she is a singer of one of the Ktv disco.

So no harm trying right?

[Batam Man]

Originally Posted by DNAT

tapi, gua punya bahasa tak kuat leh ...

Tak kuat?
Minum aja Irex + Extra Joss, pasti miang!!!

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

But $350 for 1 PRC quite ex lar (After discount some more), Singapore can get cheaper. Like I used to go Dynasty Ktv, I easily can book a PRC at $300 for a night bonking. So go to batam and spend this type of money really don't worth mah. I think the OKT easily pocketed one or two hundred dollar.

Uncle Lau:
not only the BT agents pocket the Rps, not to forget the garment paks also got cut ya ... hehe

PRC ayams running in kampong land? dun slash wanna wait until when?

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by Batam Man

Tak kuat?
Minum aja Irex + Extra Joss, pasti miang!!!

knn, thought you went jkt liao ... suddenly appear, wanna scare me die huh?

btw, you dun turn ppl's thread into tcss thread hor ... hehe

Originally Posted by DNAT

Uncle Lau:
not only the BT agents pocket the Rps, not to forget the garment paks also got cut ya ... hehe

PRC ayams running in kampong land? dun slash wanna wait until when?

Wah, like that lagi not worth lah. How can we become carrot?

That why I go batam I don't go for fuck. I prefer to go to those decent massage palours where you can book 2 gals at one time to give you a 4 hands massage....... shiok. Only cost $20 for 2 hours. Than later can go to saloon and visit shampoo gals to do hair wash and facial. Cost around $20 to $30 only.

Cheap and good right? I think this is one thing worth spending in batam. Correct me if I am wrong.

[Sinoview]

Originally Posted by ladyassassinato

Yup u are rite but this is the price i pay for being choosy uncle. Cannot cakap mandarin also want to dip and try china girl quality. haha. But honestly, I do keep some regular "sayangs" in batam as been cheonging there for years. My Success rate with "ceweks" much better bec I superconversant in Malay and can sien them like siao. But for prc girls, maybe one out of 10 or 20 only can get a good time. But I like to live life dangerously for the fun of it.
My exploits in Riau islands far and wide in younger days. Have u ever tried taking an "ojak" (ride on the back of a motor=scooter) for 24 miles just to go to a kampung called "Batu 24" in Tanjung Pinang to look for ceweks? Believe me, I have done it all. Lately, changing focus to LOS after two wonderful trips there. But btm being so near, no problem for weekend getaway as it is kinda my kampung also. Bro Max 911 can testify to that as he is one of my regular btm kakis also....

Bro asssa,
Language is not a real issue for bonking unless you want to romance the gal lah.... But to pay for imported good in any place surely will cost more.

If you intend to go China for the beauties...let me know...I think I can be of some help here... You will be spoiled for choice lah.

Me, been to batam for golf and leisure before but don't know why leh still prefer the northern asian food leh...the fairer type. Even when I go BKK, somehow the gals I picked were alway those fairer type and look more like Chinese, jap, Korean, the fairer mixed etc

LOS still got a lot to offer inspite of the language barrier.

Since you still can enjoy Batam....just go for it. If when to try PRC, ha...ha.. let's go to the Dragon land....

Cheers