Autumn/Winter promotion!

[ol'coyote]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

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2. Participant's criteria

Participant, aka HE should not be too "ehkia" than 1.65m (+/-) Pass.... He should be carrying about 70kg of meat and bones at the minimum Pass... and can be I-TA-LY Pass... (©watssupp bro); and of course should be Singaporean chinese Pass..., because I had made a promise to myself in Mt Sorak 3years ago to pay back to the local guys! But HE should not be younger than 33 years old Pass...! HE may or may not possess a car Pass...or drive huh ?...in life mus have drive...no drive means no determination and goals...; and HE should be fluent in English Pass..., HOKKIEN Pass... and CANTONESE Fail..., I am LEARNING hokkien, paiseh! however if he can speak Korean it would be a PLUS point Fail...!

3. Promotional Deal

Offering you a listening ear to your problems or chatting about practically anything you want. Someone for you to have a meal or drink with. Sorry no movies because "arm arm" cannot see your bin! I would require proof of your IC that you are 33 years old on the meet up, if you don't mind to be fair for all me no nid show ic...see in person zai si 老狼....

4. Promotion Rules

a. Cost
As this is a promotion, there won't be any COST from you to request for my listening ear or meal/drink time! Therefore, the meals/drinks which YOU consume, will be PAID by yourself. I will not be eating and drinking and you "mien liao lui"!... I happen to carry my own mineral water and granola bars! aiyo...jiak tumpok no problem lah...

b. Venues
Meal/drinking venues which you request to meet me will be in Orchard/Raffles area mai lah...got other more convenient areas... because I am a road idiot and commute via public transport nia such as the 4-6 wheeler HUGE Mercedes! me cum fetch you lah...no nid take pubic transport...

c. Timings
Booking of meeting times should be between weekday evenings 7pm to 10pm / weekend day times 12noon to 5pm due to the fact that I can only da bus nia, unfortunately need to end by 5pm cos I may need to squeeze bus with maids and banglas. Booking notification should be 2hrs in advance for me to kor cement on my bin cos too many potholes in bin and da bus to your meeting venue!timing so restricted...no wonder me wan book you tak pai bo chance...

5. Points to note

Booking times can range between 1hr to 3hours on weekday evenings or 1hr to 5hours on weekend day times. I reserve the right to jitao walk away and leave should you ask for FB/FWB, NO OFFENSE bro! Bottom line is, there will be BOH body contact which means BOH sexual activity. (meaning NO sex, in case my hokkien is misinterpreted). aiyo...me sian jit pua liow

Lastly... a short recap of me is I is FAT aka ah bui de no problem...; not tall yet dont like wear heels cos clumsy no problem...; speak 4 languages - Hokkien, cantonese, singlish and korean no problem...only language me nid is on bed...; Reddish ah lian hairstyle no problem...; lang ga face with many potholes like orange peel no problem...; blind as a bat so wear thick thick glasses no problem... and aunty dressing no problem..., definitely not your typical chio bu.
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wah...some pass...some fail...
kua TS liow...

[prettymannequin]

At first I thought, huh I at some shopping site?! Hahahahah.

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by Meow^^

Becareful, he will tie you to the kite and start flying.....

lmao!!! cannot la! wait the layang flatten and chui!!! i heavy weight ma!

[<<totally>>]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

this type promotion no cash involved where got wealth?! i think i can tang ku ku lols! i really wear thick thick glasses like Lam Ah Chan!

Wealth does not means monetary values. Getting the other half that you desire, is better than getting gst packages.
When I first knew pp, she was wearing contacts. Now she's wearing glasses and I'm officially her personal spectacles cleaner.

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by ol'coyote

wah...some pass...some fail...
kua TS liow...

hahah!!! now you know why sir ol'coyote

because i da bus and sinkapoh de bus is like orh gui so slow... so no choice the timing need to adjust for their slowness... not like in Seoul the bus lriver all siao lang de drive sibei fast like fast and furious lrivers!

sorry lor boh body contact and boh sex. FREE listening ear/girl next door (neighbourhood lau lang) nia on promotion! body contact and $ex and yet li$ten to you can be found here http://sbf.directory/forumdisplay.php?f=39 (I help my gf to promote) or you want me to intro OKT to you?!

too obvious you looking for FB/FWB... you offer me food/transport to where?! end up I have to pay you back in sex and in benefits in kind?!... hahaha! mai... and no thank you Sir!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by <<totally>>

Wealth does not means monetary values. Getting the other half that you desire, is better than getting gst packages.
When I first knew pp, she was wearing contacts. Now she's wearing glasses and I'm officially her personal spectacles cleaner.

huh?! what getting "half that you desire"?!

no...no no... i want nothing. I am never fated for anything so just live daily with a dash of salt in my ulcers... just that i am thinking of changing my place of living and/or my sexual orientation after the promotion! LOLOLS!

[georgemagnum]

Support DP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too bad I'm not her type

[<<totally>>]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

huh?! what getting "half that you desire"?!

no...no no... i want nothing. I am never fated for anything so just live daily with a dash of salt in my ulcers... just that i am thinking of changing my place of living and/or my sexual orientation after the promotion! LOLOLS!

Aiyo. When it comes, it will hit you without you catching any sight of it.
Hope you dun become a les. My last post before I go to bed. Tio sexpose due to posting. Someone is watching me.

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by <<totally>>

Aiyo. When it comes, it will hit you without you catching any sight of it.
Hope you dun become a les. My last post before I go to bed. Tio sexpose due to posting. Someone is watching me.

I siam like hell how to tio hit! muahhaa!!! when it cums i run far far away in faraway land!

"Hope you dun become a les" this is understatement i stand better chance as as that!

whoever watching you "cares" for you cos they got nothing better to do... mai care!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by georgemagnum

Support DP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too bad I'm not her type

its ok we good friends can le!!! lol!

i know who is YOUR TYPE! but if i say... i will tio hoot!

[georgemagnum]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

its ok we good friends can le!!! lol!

i know who is YOUR TYPE! but if i say... i will tio hoot!

Rofl ... No tio hoot ... We buddies

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by georgemagnum

Rofl ... No tio hoot ... We buddies

hugs GM mama missed ya babes woo been busy busy take care!!!!!

[georgemagnum]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

hugs GM mama missed ya babes woo been busy busy take care!!!!!

Yah man!! Wru woohoo sis!??? Thought you mai hiew me!!!!!
But I'm very happy to see your red font at the FB exchange thread
Hope all is well for you

[acidicavex]

Render my sanpork

[georgemagnum]

Originally Posted by acidicavex

Render my sanpork

Yo yo yo, acidic bro!!!